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Skull or Couple Illusion
2007-08-26 09:01:00 Just Concentrate on this picture for say 30 seconds.Then only you are able to see that there is couple or skull. Just check it out. More About: Couple , Illusion , Skull
Fractal Illusion
2007-08-26 08:55:00 Look at the center point and concentrate for say 1 minute and look at wall then you are able to see your lover?s face. Time for concentrating at center point may vary from person to person.This illusion may harm your eyes.So view it at your own risk. More About: Illusion , Fractal
Jesus Optical Illusion
2007-08-26 08:47:00 What you should do for the black and white optical illusion above Stare at the center of the image above for at least 30 seconds. Then look at a blank white wall, or a peice of paper. What do you see? On this page you’ll see that the after image of the black and white image ... More About: Jesus , Optical Illusion , Optical , Illusion
Penrose Impossible Triangle
2007-08-26 08:32:00 This is a picture of the penrose impossible triangle . If I look at it from the right angle, it appears exactly as it does in the picture above. More About: Impossible , Ossi , Angle , Triangle
Piano Jokes
2007-08-25 20:20:00 Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller? A: A flat major. Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor. Q: What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in? A: C sharp or B flat. Q: What do you say ... More About: Jokes , Piano
Woman having Twins
2007-08-25 20:15:00 A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that ... More About: Twins , Woman , Wins
Two Brothers with Farms Quarrel
2007-08-24 16:21:00 Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into ... More About: Brothers , Short Stories , Farms , Quarrel , Brot
Johnny Farts
2007-08-24 16:11:00 The teacher walks into the room and says… “OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence.” Little Susie stands up and say “The sky is DEFINITLY blue.” The teacher says; “Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try.” Little Johnny is in the back ... More About: Farts
Fart Names
2007-08-24 16:08:00 Funny euphemisms people use for farts … Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant Stainers Cut the Cheese Trouser Cough K-Fart Crack Splitters Turd Tooties More About: Names
No Ears
2007-08-24 16:06:00 A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, “Why, You don’t have any ears.” Interviewer: “Get out! Send in the next guy.” 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, “Whats the first thing you notice about me?” The guy responds, ... More About: Ears
Cushion
2007-08-23 14:14:00 Just concentrate on image below .Are the lines parallel or do they slope. More About: Cush , Cushion
Politicians Accident
2007-08-23 03:59:00 A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few ... More About: Politicians , Accident , Poli , Cide , Politic
God Granting Miracles
2007-08-23 03:57:00 A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!” The religous man replies, ” no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.” Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by ... More About: Miracles
Nuns Discussing Drinks
2007-08-23 03:53:00 Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now Arthur ... More About: Drinks , Disc , Cussing
Catching the Bear
2007-08-22 19:43:00 Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty ... More About: Bear
Football Quotes
2007-08-22 13:32:00 Most football players are temperamental. That’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Foot ball combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that ... More About: Quotes , Quote
Presidential Watches
2007-08-22 06:33:00 A man goes to a jewelary store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called “the George Bush Watch” and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says–”you are suppose to read his lips”. He then looks at a watch called the “Ross Perot Watch” and notices that ... More About: Watches , Presidential , Resident
Solve Indian Puzzles
2007-08-22 05:19:00 An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made ... More About: Puzzles
Cowboy Joe
2007-08-21 19:41:00 Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued. “The sidewalk to the ... More About: Cowboy
Bread
2007-08-21 19:29:00 A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of ... More About: Bread , Dirty Jokes , Brea
Gathering Chickens
2007-08-21 06:55:00 The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the ... More About: Erin , Gathering
Dots
2007-08-20 20:04:00 When one stares at the cross in the center of the image for 10-20 seconds, two effects will appear in order: One, the moving empty space between dots will appear as a green dot. Two, the moving green dot will appear to wipe out the purple dots, until only the green dot is visible. A ... More About: Dots
Snake Solves Problem
2007-08-20 19:26:00 I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had ... More About: Snake , Problem
Border Crossing
2007-08-20 19:23:00 While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off - we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, ... More About: Border Crossing , Crossing , Ossi
Confidence Quotes
2007-08-20 14:29:00 Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer ... More About: Quotes , Confidence , Quote
Halls of Justice
2007-08-20 07:02:00 A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house. Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the halls of justice. “Where are they,” asked the driver. “You mean to say that you don’t know where the courthouse is?” asked the incredulous ... More About: Justice
Crazy with Confusion
2007-08-20 06:59:00 A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply. “Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became ... More About: Crazy , Confusion
Finding Perfect Men
2007-08-20 06:54:00 At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all ... More About: Perfect
Dazzle
2007-08-19 20:03:00 Just concentrate on image below .Are the horizontal lines parallel or do they slope.
Teamwork Sayings
More articles from this author:2007-08-19 18:01:00 Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable. No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent. Many hands make light work. Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. In union there is strength. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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