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Bride and Broom
2007-08-13 17:40:00
Two brooms were going to get married, before the ceromony, the bride broom said to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk broom.” The groom broom said to the bride broom, “How can that be possible? we haven’t even swept together!”
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Dilemma
2007-08-13 17:38:00
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! ...
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Daring Sms
2007-08-13 12:34:00
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number… I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer … A fart is a flying ...

Love Phrases
2007-08-13 04:40:00
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than ...
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Who is Superman
2007-08-13 04:28:00
Jenny : Robin, do you know who is a Superman ? Robin: Yes, I know. Jenny : Who ? Robin : The one who wears his underwear over his pants.

Wild Nights Love Poem
2007-08-13 04:20:00
Wild nights. Wild nights! Were I with thee, Wild nights should be Our luxury! Futile the winds To a heart in port Done with the compass Done with the chart. Rowing in Eden. Ah, the sea. Might I but moor Tonight with thee! “By Emily Dickinson”
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Poetry Quotes
2007-08-13 04:05:00
“That is what I did with Jack, and that’s why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music.” By David Amram “I don’t look on poetry as closed works. I feel they’re going on all the time in ...
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Southwest Airlines
2007-08-12 20:48:00
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, ...
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Fire Truck
2007-08-11 08:19:00
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey little ...
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Loft
2007-08-11 08:16:00
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?” The pro replied, “Loft .” The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the pro the ...

Frog Grants Three Wishes
2007-08-07 15:05:00
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The ...
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Jelly
2007-08-04 17:08:00
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast this morning?” “It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly . I can?t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labelled “KY Jelly.”

When You Are Old
2007-08-04 15:51:00
When you are old and gray and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul ...

The Secret Crush
2007-08-04 15:49:00
She’d known him her entire life She always dreamed to be his wife Just his smile made her heart melt But she never told him how she felt Forever hoped to have him here Always dreamed to hold him near Time passed and they both did grow But still she never let him know
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Holy Men and a Bear
2007-08-04 06:53:00
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would ...
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Steven Wright - Stand Up
2007-08-04 06:36:00
He’s afraid to go to sleep in case he dreams he’s in a coma and wakes up unconcious…
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Bathing Suit Shopping
2007-08-04 05:55:00
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice. “What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?” “Better get a ...
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Grandma?s Boyfriend
2007-08-04 05:54:00
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
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