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The Boy and the Size 13 1/2 Shoe
2008-02-06 17:32:00 In an effort to clean the albatross that is my bedroom, this past weekend I went through some of the items in my closet. In the process, I found many of the shoes from my youth. There were my snake skin cowboy boots, an item of fashion awesomeness that has yet to be matched. There ... More About: Blog , Size , Shoe
All Work and no Play Make Kevin go Crazy
2008-02-05 19:26:00 Even though I have an office job, “meetings” do not dominate my schedule the way they probably do most office workers. In my two plus years in this work environment, I say I’ve had to endure being trapped in a meeting maybe only one hour a week on average. However, for the past two weeks I ... More About: Play , Work , Blog , Crazy , Make
All Work and no Play Make Kevin go Crazy
2008-02-05 19:26:00 Even though I have an office job, “meetings” do not dominate my schedule the way they probably do most office workers. In my two plus years in this work environment, I say I’ve had to endure being trapped in a meeting maybe only one hour a week on average. However, for the past two weeks I ... More About: Play , Work , Crazy , Make , Featured
Washing Your Coffee Mug: Sanitary or Pure Evil?
2008-01-24 23:08:00 My affection for coffee has been discussed ad nauseum here on my blog. A quick search of the word “coffee” brings back 16 different blog posts. As a result, my #1 Dad coffee mug has received almost cult-like status. You crazy kids and your cults… A few moments ago, while sipping some French Vanilla coffee goodness ... More About: Coffee , Blog , Evil , Pure , Washing
Washing Your Coffee Mug: Sanitary or Pure Evil?
2008-01-24 23:08:00 My affection for coffee has been discussed ad nauseum here on my blog. A quick search of the word “coffee” brings back 16 different blog posts. As a result, my #1 Dad coffee mug has received almost cult-like status. You crazy kids and your cults… A few moments ago, while sipping some French Vanilla coffee goodness ... More About: Coffee , Evil , Featured , Pure , Washing
Yes, Virginia, There is a Recession
2008-01-22 20:07:00 Probably because it sounds so much like “recess,” the word “recession” doesn’t scare me. Whenever I hear someone say the word I begin daydreaming about being a kid again, climbing monkey bars on a playground and “accidentally” knocking the other kids down. Good times, good times. Of course, a few seconds - okay, minutes - later ... More About: Money , Virginia , Featured , Recession
Yes, Virginia, There is a Recession
2008-01-22 20:07:00 Probably because it sounds so much like “recess,” the word “recession” doesn’t scare me. Whenever I hear someone say the word I begin daydreaming about being a kid again, climbing monkey bars on a playground and “accidentally” knocking the other kids down. Good times, good times. Of course, a few seconds - okay, minutes - later ... More About: Blog , Virginia , Recession
Special Kind of Uncle
2008-01-18 19:48:00 You know it’s been a long time since you’ve updated your blog when you have regular readers - some who are notorious for not updating their own blogs - leave you comments calling you out. It’s like having Keith Richards comment on your drug habit, Billy Joel comment on your bad driving, or Rosie O’Donnell ... More About: Special , Featured , Real Life , Uncle
Special Kind of Uncle
2008-01-18 19:48:00 You know it’s been a long time since you’ve updated your blog when you have regular readers - some who are notorious for not updating their own blogs - leave you comments calling you out. It’s like having Keith Richards comment on your drug habit, Billy Joel comment on your bad driving, or Rosie O’Donnell ... More About: Blog , Special , Uncle
To Boldly Go Where No Chicken Little Has Gone Before
2008-01-07 21:57:00 I find it both sad and funny that now that I’m debt free and in a position where I can begin saving money and investing it for the first time, a recession looms over the economy. The first three days of trading in 2008 were the lowest in the stock market?s history since 1929. I?m no ... More About: Money , Chicken , Featured
To Boldly Go Where No Chicken Little Has Gone Before
2008-01-07 21:57:00 I find it both sad and funny that now that I’m debt free and in a position where I can begin saving money and investing it for the first time, a recession looms over the economy. The first three days of trading in 2008 were the lowest in the stock market?s history since 1929. I?m no ... More About: Blog , Chicken
A Letter to Future Me
2008-01-01 22:40:00 Dear Future Me, I am writing this on the heels of my/your 30th birthday. Admitting this age feels very odd and surreal. In my head, I’m still 18. The expression I’ve just now coined, “time really flies when you are incredibly awesome” is all too true. More About: Letter , Featured , Real Life
A Letter to Future Me
2008-01-01 22:40:00 Dear Future Me, I am writing this on the heels of my/your 30th birthday. Admitting this age feels very odd and surreal. In my head, I’m still 18. The expression I’ve just now coined, “time really flies when you are incredibly awesome” is all too true. To freshen your memory, the purpose of this letter is simple: ... More About: Blog , Letter
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
2007-12-24 18:02:00 Merry Christmas , everyone! More About: Blog , Merry
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
2007-12-24 18:02:00 Merry Christmas , everyone! More About: Featured , Merry
Marketing 101
2007-12-21 17:08:00 How do you write a good eBay auction description? Be truthful. Brutally truthful. More About: Marketing
Marketing 101
2007-12-21 17:08:00 How do you write a good eBay auction description? Be truthful. Brutally truthful. More About: Marketing
Generation: Enable
2007-12-20 06:00:00 “He’s trying to destroy my son. ALL of you are!” - parent of one of my former students I am not yet married. I have no children. For many, these facts render my point of view regarding anything to do with parenthood irrelevant and totally useless. That might be true. Of course, I think these facts ... More About: Featured , Real Life , Seriously , Generation
Generation: Enable
2007-12-20 06:00:00 “He’s trying to destroy my son. ALL of you are!” - parent of one of my former students I am not yet married. I have no children. For many, these facts render my point of view regarding anything to do with parenthood irrelevant and totally useless. That might be true. Of course, I think these facts ... More About: Blog , Generation
If by ?30? You Mean ?More Awesome,? Then Yes I?m About to Turn 30
2007-12-18 21:01:00 There’s an awful rumor making the rounds lately that needs to be taken behind a shed and whipped with a stick. I am not turning 30. It is scientifically impossible. Any claim to the contrary is a slap in the face to science and all things truly awesome. More About: Awesome , Featured , Turn , Some , Then
If by ?30? You Mean ?More Awesome,? Then Yes I?m About to Turn 30
2007-12-18 21:01:00 There’s an awful rumor making the rounds lately that needs to be taken behind a shed and whipped with a stick. I am not turning 30. It is scientifically impossible. Any claim to the contrary is a slap in the face to science and all things truly awesome. Facts are facts: I am too youthful to be ... More About: Awesome , Blog , Turn
Run For Your Lives
2007-12-13 17:16:00 Whatever you do, do not go into the women's restroom. Please. I'm begging you. More About: Lives
Run For Your Lives
2007-12-13 17:16:00 Whatever you do, do not go into the women's restroom. Please. I'm begging you. More About: Lives
Run for Your Lives! Paris Hilton Looking for a ?Nice Boy?
2007-12-12 20:01:00 In the wake of my last post, where among other things I stated I was “a nice guy you can take home to mom and dad,” Paris Hilton has made news by giving the following quote to the press: “Right now I’m single, but I am looking for a nice boy,” Hilton told reporters in Berlin ... More About: Blog , Lives
Run for Your Lives! Paris Hilton Looking for a ?Nice Boy?
2007-12-12 20:01:00 In the wake of my last post, where among other things I stated I was “a nice guy you can take home to mom and dad,” Paris Hilton has made news by giving the following quote to the press: “Right now I’m single, but I am looking for a nice boy,” Hilton told reporters in Berlin ... More About: Lives , Featured
Sad Commentary on Society, or Just Sad?
2007-12-10 17:16:00 My insanely controversial last post aside, readers of my site (”SKOS” as the kids like to call it) know that good, clean, dry humor is my calling card. Unless you are Amish, in which case I’m telling on you because you shouldn’t be on the Internet, nothing I have ever written is likely to have ... More About: Society , Commentary , Blog
Sad Commentary on Society, or Just Sad?
2007-12-10 17:16:00 My insanely controversial last post aside, readers of my site (”SKOS” as the kids like to call it) know that good, clean, dry humor is my calling card. Unless you are Amish, in which case I’m telling on you because you shouldn’t be on the Internet, nothing I have ever written is likely to have ... More About: Society , Commentary , Featured
This is Me Being Controversial
2007-12-06 16:03:00 Someone recently e-mailed me saying my site was too “nice” to be a humor blog. Sir, that sounds like a challenge. Now you’ve asked for it! Color me confused, but if Extra Virgin Olive Oil is as advertised how is there seemingly a never ending supply of the stuff? Granted, I’m no expert on the reproductive ... More About: Controversial , Featured
This is Me Being Controversial
2007-12-06 16:03:00 Someone recently e-mailed me saying my site was too “nice” to be a humor blog. Sir, that sounds like a challenge. Now you’ve asked for it! Color me confused, but if Extra Virgin Olive Oil is as advertised how is there seemingly a never ending supply of the stuff? Granted, I’m no expert on the reproductive ... More About: Blog , Controversial
Team Names in Sports are Offensive? and Hilarious
More articles from this author:2007-12-04 04:17:00 Over the weekend, my family got into a discussion about stupid team names in sports. “Who came up with the name Houston Texans,” someone asked. “Yeah, that’s like having a team named the Atlanta Georgians,” someone else responded (okay, it was me). It was then that I theorized the name came about as a result of ... More About: Sports , Hilarious , Team , Featured , Names 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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