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Team Names in Sports are Offensive? and Hilarious
2007-12-04 04:17:00 UPDATED 12/5/07 - Over the weekend, my family got into a discussion about stupid team names in sports. “Who came up with the name Houston Texans,” someone asked. “Yeah, that’s like having a team named the Atlanta Georgians,” someone else responded (okay, it was me). It was then that I theorized the name came about as ... More About: Sports , Hilarious , Blog , Team , Names
Seriously, Enough with the Ants Already
2007-11-30 18:17:00 How were all of your mornings? Good? That’s wonderful. How was my morning? Glad you asked. My morning was spent fighting ants. I am still, as I’m writing this, fighting ants. An ant just crawled across my keyboard. Another just crawled on my hand. “Kevin, please tell us more about your interesting and exciting ant problem,” you ask? I’ll ... More About: Ants , Featured
Seriously, Enough with the Ants Already
2007-11-30 18:17:00 How were all of your mornings? Good? That’s wonderful. How was my morning? Glad you asked. My morning was spent fighting ants. I am still, as I’m writing this, fighting ants. An ant just crawled across my keyboard. Another just crawled on my hand. “Kevin, please tell us more about your interesting and exciting ant problem,” you ask? I’ll ... More About: Blog , Ants
Smokey-isms
2007-11-28 18:23:00 I have a list of “things.” Knowing useless pop culture trivia is one of my things. Being insanely bad with directions is one of my things. Being awesome is one of my things. The list goes on and on, and I think it’s about time I began documenting them. One of the “things” I do that ... More About: Blog , Smokey
Smokey-isms
2007-11-28 18:23:00 I have a list of “things.” Knowing useless pop culture trivia is one of my things. Being insanely bad with directions is one of my things. Being awesome is one of my things. The list goes on and on, and I think it’s about time I began documenting them. One of the “things” I do that ... More About: Smokey , Featured
Meme a Little Meme with Me
2007-11-26 17:03:00 CC from The Life and Times of a Confused Twenty-Something tagged me over Thanksgiving for what could potentially be a very risque meme named Six Guilty Pleasures. Dedicated readers of SKOS (which should be all of you since my blog’s very addictive) will recognize CC as the inspiration behind my Dear Reader: A Three Hour ... More About: Meme , Featured
Meme a Little Meme with Me
2007-11-26 17:03:00 CC from The Life and Times of a Confused Twenty-Something tagged me over Thanksgiving for what could potentially be a very risque meme named Six Guilty Pleasures. Dedicated readers of SKOS (which should be all of you since my blog’s very addictive) will recognize CC as the inspiration behind my Dear Reader: A Three Hour ... More About: Meme , Blog
I?d Like to Deposit This Check? and Get Your Number
2007-11-21 19:22:00 Banks are sneaky. It’s become obvious to me that the management at my local bank reads my blog. Am I surprised? Well, no. My blog is awesome and incredibly funny - who wouldn’t want to read it? Still, I am a bit taken aback by the fact my bank is using information disclosed on my blog ... More About: Blog , Check , Number
I?d Like to Deposit This Check? and Get Your Number
2007-11-21 19:22:00 Banks are sneaky. It’s become obvious to me that the management at my local bank reads my blog. Am I surprised? Well, no. My blog is awesome and incredibly funny - who wouldn’t want to read it? Still, I am a bit taken aback by the fact my bank is using information disclosed on my blog ... More About: Money , Check , Featured , Number
Nobody Puts Meme in a Corner *
2007-11-19 18:23:00 Over the weekend, Kathy from the very funny The Junk Drawer tagged me for a meme. What’s a meme? Beats me. I had to Google it. The trusted and always-accurate Wikipedia came through with a definition: A meme comprises a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates from ... More About: Meme , Corner , Featured
Nobody Puts Meme in a Corner *
2007-11-19 18:23:00 Over the weekend, Kathy from the very funny The Junk Drawer tagged me for a meme. What’s a meme? Beats me. I had to Google it. The trusted and always-accurate Wikipedia came through with a definition: A meme comprises a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates from ... More About: Meme , Blog , Corner
I Am a Fashion Trendsetter
2007-11-15 16:56:00 “I think I can get another six or seven months (use) out of these two (pairs of blue jeans).” - me on 11/11/07 It turns out I was slightly off in my estimation of how long my jeans would last me. And by “slightly” I mean six or seven months. More About: Fashion , Featured , Fash
I Am a Fashion Trendsetter
2007-11-15 16:56:00 “I think I can get another six or seven months (use) out of these two (pairs of blue jeans).” - me on 11/11/07 It turns out I was slightly off in my estimation of how long my jeans would last me. And by “slightly” I mean six or seven months. My “good” pair, the pair with a ... More About: Fashion , Blog
The Ultimate Christmas Gift
2007-11-13 05:38:00 Over the weekend, the topic of “Christmas presents” came up in conversation amongst members of my family. Eventually, my sister asked me what I was going to get her this year. My sister knows that I am frugal and that I put lots of thought into gifts. She also knows that I like to get gifts ... More About: Gift , Ultimate , Featured
The Ultimate Christmas Gift
2007-11-13 05:38:00 Over the weekend, the topic of “Christmas presents” came up in conversation amongst members of my family. Eventually, my sister asked me what I was going to get her this year. My sister knows that I am frugal and that I put lots of thought into gifts. She also knows that I like to get gifts ... More About: Blog , Gift , Ultimate
Bluejean Blues
2007-11-12 01:49:00 I have noticed something that highly concerns me. When I was younger, I would play tackle football in my bluejeans. I would climb trees in my bluejeans. I would ride my bike around the neighborhood, occasionally falling down in the process, in my bluejeans. I did all of this, and my bluejeans would rarely - ... More About: Reviews , Blues
Bluejean Blues
2007-11-12 01:49:00 I have noticed something that highly concerns me. When I was younger, I would play tackle football in my bluejeans. I would climb trees in my bluejeans. I would ride my bike around the neighborhood, occasionally falling down in the process, in my bluejeans. I did all of this, and my bluejeans would rarely - ... More About: Blues , Featured
Note to Self
2007-11-08 03:49:00 1. Writing about Daylight Savings Time… ….. comic gold. 2. Posts involving me hitting on Amish girls who may or may not be married… ….. big crowd pleaser. 3. Anything pertaining to coffee and my obsessing about coffee… ….. lots of blog comments. 4. Writing about baseball and spitting… ….. NO. More About: Blog , Note , Note to Self
Note to Self
2007-11-08 03:49:00 1. Writing about Daylight Savings Time… ….. comic gold. 2. Posts involving me hitting on Amish girls who may or may not be married… ….. big crowd pleaser. 3. Anything pertaining to coffee and my obsessing about coffee… ….. lots of blog comments. 4. Writing about baseball and spitting… ….. NO. More About: Note , Featured , Note to Self
Why Baseball Players Spit
2007-11-06 17:08:00 A funny blog I like to read recently wrote a post asking why baseball players and coaches are always spitting. It’s a fair question, but a difficult one to answer. It’s like asking why a rugby team stranded in the snowy Andes mountains after a plane crash would resort to cannabolism in order to survive. It’s ... More About: Sports , Players , Baseball , Featured , Spit
Why Baseball Players Spit
2007-11-06 17:08:00 A funny blog I like to read recently wrote a post asking why baseball players and coaches are always spitting. It’s a fair question, but a difficult one to answer. It’s like asking why a rugby team stranded in the snowy Andes mountains after a plane crash would resort to cannabolism in order to survive. It’s ... More About: Players , Baseball , Blog , Spit
You?ve Bested Me Again, Daylight Savings Time
2007-11-05 16:56:00 “Spring forward, fall back.” This little phrase that’s used as a reminder for when to change our clocks for Daylight Savings Time is cursed at in the spring (when we lose an hour of sleep) and praised in the fall (when we gain an hour). This past Saturday was one of those joyous occasions where we ... More About: Blog
You?ve Bested Me Again, Daylight Savings Time
2007-11-05 16:56:00 “Spring forward, fall back.” This little phrase that’s used as a reminder for when to change our clocks for Daylight Savings Time is cursed at in the spring (when we lose an hour of sleep) and praised in the fall (when we gain an hour). This past Saturday was one of those joyous occasions where we ... More About: Featured
How I Accidentally Hit on an Amish Girl
2007-11-02 16:50:00 After finally recuperating from the sugar fest known as Halloween, I have the energy to replay the events from that day in my head. This Halloween was just like any other until I bumped into a young couple wearing Amish costumes. Or at least I thought they were Amish costumes… “What original costumes,” I thought to ... More About: Blog , Girl
How I Accidentally Hit on an Amish Girl
2007-11-02 16:50:00 After finally recuperating from the sugar fest known as Halloween, I have the energy to replay the events from that day in my head. This Halloween was just like any other until I bumped into a young couple wearing Amish costumes. Or at least I thought they were Amish costumes… More About: Girl , Featured
How to Launch an Effective Strike
2007-10-26 17:12:00 The strike is over. After one week of living - if you can call it “living” - without French Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the break room at work, my employers have finally decided to cave in and replenish the cupboards. Oh, did I not mention I had gone on strike over this? My bad. While cruel ... More About: Launch , Featured , Effective , Strike
How to Launch an Effective Strike
2007-10-26 17:12:00 The strike is over. After one week of living - if you can call it “living” - without French Vanilla Coffee Creamer in the break room at work, my employers have finally decided to cave in and replenish the cupboards. Oh, did I not mention I had gone on strike over this? My bad. While cruel ... More About: Blog , Launch , Effective , Strike
Yes Ladies, I?m Single
2007-10-22 19:01:00 The weekend before last, I had to give a speech in front of an auditorium full of people. At the beginning of my speech, I was supposed to give the audience my name, my marital status, what church I attend, and other tidbits of information. Because I’m me, this is how I began my speech: “Hello. ... More About: Single , Featured , Ladies , Dies , Adie
Yes Ladies, I?m Single
2007-10-22 19:01:00 The weekend before last, I had to give a speech in front of an auditorium full of people. At the beginning of my speech, I was supposed to give the audience my name, my marital status, what church I attend, and other tidbits of information. Because I’m me, this is how I began my speech: “Hello. ... More About: Blog , Single , Ladies
All Work & No French Vanilla Coffee Creamer Make Kevin Go Crazy
More articles from this author:2007-10-19 16:15:00 Look, I’m not a high-maintenance person. Really, I’m not. There are just certain…expectations I have in my day-to-day life. For example, if I’m at a restaurant, thirty minutes shouldn’t go by between the time I ask the waitress for my bill and her actually bringing it to me. That’s perfectly reasonable, right? And if I’m at the ... More About: Coffee , French , Work , Crazy , Make 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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