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What Do Aliens Feed On?
2007-09-16 00:27:00 For all practical purposes, this blog of mine is not yet two months old. Sure, I registered the domain way back in 2003, but it sat around doing nothing for years. When I finally started using it, all it did was point to my old Wordpress.com blog. The older posts you find here came over ... More About: Aliens , Feed , Liens
Does This Mean I?m Going to Marry a Werewolf?
2007-09-14 18:42:00 I know what you are thinking right now. “I wonder how many times Kev has eaten Chinese food for lunch the past two years?” Wonder no more, my friend. The answer is fifteen. I have eaten Chinese food fifteen times for lunch in the past two years. I know this for two reasons: 1) my memory is ... More About: Featured , Marry , Werewolf , Going , Goin
Blogger?s Choice Awards (A Shameless Promotion)
2007-09-13 16:37:00 As part of my continuing (I just started doing this today) effort to show my loyal readers (all four of you) exciting, cool things online (i.e. things that will benefit me in some way), I want to quickly write about the Blogger ’s Choice Awards (and why you should go vote for me). What are the ... More About: Promotion , Romo
When I Sneeze, I Turn Into Brad Pitt
2007-09-12 18:00:00 I have a dilemma on my hands. Since I moved to my new office earlier this year, I have come into contact with someone or something that I am allergic to. At home, no sneezing. At work, it’s Sneezapalooza. I sneeze so hard and so often, co-workers are afraid to bring their small children into the ... More About: Brad Pitt , Brad , Featured , Pitt , Turn
Optimistic Thoughts: OJ, Milli and Steven
2007-09-11 22:37:00 Call me an optimist, but I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that O.J. will one day find the real killer… Call me an optimist, but I believe history will prove Milli Vanilli sang their own songs… Call me an optimist, but I still contend Steven , the super-annoying Dell Dude, was framed… More About: Thoughts
A Glimpse Into the Future
2007-09-10 22:34:00 I have seen the future and it is not pretty. Society is divided into two groups: 1. Those who wear Bluetooth headsets on their ears, and 2. Those who want to punch in the face those who wear them. More About: Future , The Future , Glimpse
Too Many Passwords to Remember? It?s Time We Switch to the Honor System
2007-09-10 17:04:00 I am growing very tired of passwords. There are just way, way, way too many to remember. My e-mail account has a password. My bank accounts have passwords. My place of employment requires several passwords. My retirement account has a password. My blog has a password. Passwords…PASSWORDS…PASSWORDS ! It’s enough to drive a sane man to drink Diet ... More About: System , Time , Switch , Honor , Featured
Do Aliens Have Feet?
2007-09-07 17:53:00 The tendency of one’s socks to disappear is something we all have experienced. This phenomenon (yes, I believe that word is apt) has been discussed, joked about and analyzed by people for seemingly forever. Personally, I have never paid much attention to it. Until now. For most of my life, I knew (or so I thought) why my ... More About: Aliens , Feet , Liens
Hi! Mind if I Interrupt You on Your Lunch Break?
2007-09-06 22:01:00 Hi there! I see you are eating lunch. I finished mine about forty minutes ago. I like to eat early. Mind if I sit down and chat about work? Great! I’ll take that pause you made while chewing your food as a “yes.” I tell ya, this project is kicking our tails. What are we going to ... More About: Lunch , Break , Featured , Brea
Be Like Blue: Never Give Up
2007-09-06 07:34:00 “I see Blue . He looks glooorious.” - Will Ferrell in the movie Old School It was news that slipped through the cracks during the busy holiday season, but actor Patrick Cranshaw passed away just before the New Year. He was 86. Cranshaw was a mostly unknown actor for nearly 50 years. Then, at the age of 84, ... More About: Give , Give up
There are Snakes on the Plane! No, Seriously!
2007-09-06 06:13:00 According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution: Security officers found 30 snakes, a dead bird and pieces of several other birds in the luggage of a man arriving at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport from South Korea last month. The snakes were dead, but startled screeners still took extra precautions with the reptiles, said Jon Allen, a spokesman for ... More About: Snakes , Plane
Trend Resetter
2007-09-05 18:13:00 Never one to follow trends, I have instead made it my mission in life to run away screaming in the opposite direction of them. This “do the opposite” philosophy has served me well in most instances (the Macarena, John Travolta movies, Mambo #5, Reality TV) and not so well in others (not drinking 8 glasses ... More About: Trend , Reset
Uncovering a Scam: Wal-Mart Free Samples
2007-09-04 20:50:00 Frugal cat that I am, I periodically sign up for free Wal-Mart samples at their website. I use an alias (”Chi Chi”) to protect my identity. To date, I have received: A sample of some new flavor of Crest toothpaste, which lasted almost a week A moistened dust cloth for the interior of my car (good for ... More About: Samples , Free , Wal-Mart , Wal Mart
Signs of the Apocalypse: #419
2007-09-04 03:38:00 A month ago, Time came out with an article that discussed a growing trend: ATM machines in church lobbies. Churches that accept debit and credit cards for tithing has been growing in popularity since 2005, when a pastor in Augusta, GA conceived the idea. In fact, a recent Dallas Morning News poll found that 55% ... More About: Money , Signs , Apocalypse
The Two Faces of Cuba
2007-09-03 22:01:00 Show Me Jerry Maguire 2! by Cuba Gooding Jr. A desperate Cuba pleads for a second chance. read the article Help Me Help You! by Cuba Gooding Jr. A selfless Cuba gives the fans what they want. read the article More About: Faces
Help Me Help You!
2007-09-03 08:00:00 by Cuba Gooding Jr. Life has been very, very good to Cuba! Currently, I’m starring with the Michael Jordan in a series of Hanes underwear commercials. I’m the star of a little movie destined to become a comedy classic called Daddy Day Camp. Yeah, you’ve heard of it. I’m also the star of a spoof commercial ...
Random Video: The Security Door
2007-09-03 06:58:00 ?That?s the stuff.? My favorite clip from one of my favorite television shows, NewsRadio. In the video, Dave is paranoid that outsiders are stealing from him, so he has a security door installed at work. His employees see the door as a huge inconvenience, so they keep propping a chair in front of it. This makes ... More About: Video , Security , Random , Door
Show Me Jerry Maguire 2!
2007-09-03 06:30:00 by Cuba Gooding Jr. In 1997, I was on top of the world. I had a hit movie under my belt (Jerry Maguire ) and an Academy Award on the mantle over my fireplace. I had an ensemble comedy (As Get as it Gets) with Jack Nicholson set to come out later in the year. I had ... More About: Show
Random Video: Pee Wee Herman & Mr. Bungle
2007-09-01 07:51:00 It should be noted: I never liked Pee Wee Herman . I thought his TV show was unfunny. The little bit of his movies I saw was unfunny. I thought everything about him was unfunny. In short, I?ve always thought he was unfunny. However, this video from his 80?s TV special (perhaps because Pee Wee Herman is ... More About: Video , Random
Identical Twins Reunited by Awesome Dude and Awesome Dude?s Brother
2007-09-01 00:33:00 In a discovery that has shocked the scientific community, identical twins Heath Clark and Matt Birnie, who have different biological fathers and mothers and were born nearly two years apart, have been reunited. More About: Twins , Dude , Awesome , Reunited , Brother
A Fake Interview with Keanu Reeves: One on One with the World?s Worst Livin
2007-08-29 19:07:00 The following is a revision of the fake, Keanu-penned blog post I did last year titled, I am an Awful, Awful Actor. This new version was recently published at Associated Content. I will also present it here in all its glory. “I am arguably the worst actor alive today,” Keanu Reeves says to me as we ... More About: World , Interview , The World , Fake
Hooked on Phonics Works for Me: How Learning to Spell Can Make You a Better
2007-08-27 19:15:00 Sue came to me depressed. “Why does no one visit my blog,” she asked me. “Well Sue,” I responded, trying to choose my words carefully. “No one visits your blog because they think you’re dumb. You misspelled ‘blog’ in your page’s title. Also, you misspelled your name.” Sadly, Sue’s problem is all too common. In today’s fast-paced ... More About: Blogging , Works , Learning , Make , Phonics
Introducing: Random Quotes
2007-08-24 15:26:00 It has been “live” for a few days, but I just realized that I never publicly introduced the latest neat (at least I think it’s neat) feature of the site: random quotes. “What are you talking about crazy man,” you might be asking. Turn your head slightly to the right of the screen. No, not that ... More About: Blogging , Random , Quotes , Quote
A New Design (Again)
2007-08-24 04:01:00 As you can see, I have changed the layout and design of my site. Again. Why did I do it? How does “for grins and giggles” strike you? Just joking. The truth is I was never completely pleased with the old design. It just had too much wasted space for my taste. This new design, which is ... More About: Design , Blogging
Lab Rat
2007-08-22 03:52:00 After the coffee machine in my place of employment’s kitchen broke for the fifth time in three weeks today, I came to the following conclusion: I am an unwilling participant in some sort of sadistic science experiment. Coffee machines simply do not “break.” They’re like alarm clocks, blue jeans or tooth brushes in that regard - ...
Eyes in Front
2007-08-21 13:27:00 I find it amusing how words can take on a whole new meaning when used in a different context. A saying that is upbeat and cheery in most situations can be funny and juvenile in another. For example, before my work switched office buildings last year, we always had fliers with inspirational words on the ... More About: Eyes , Front
From the Xanga Archives: August 20, 2005
2007-08-21 02:56:00 Someday, FoodTV “personalities” Rachael Ray and Emeril Lagasse are going to fall in love and have a child. And that child will one day destroy the world. Ironically, however, the child will not be able to cook. In my world, this qualifies as a deep thought. More About: August , Archives , Chives , Hives , Hive
From the Xanga Archives: May 29, 2005
2007-08-20 04:32:00 A forgotten part of the moving process is you have to clean your old place. And right now, my old place looks like a garbage can exploded inside of it. Why is my brother such a slob? Why do I keep everything ever given to me? An hour ago, I came across a November 2002 ... More About: Archives , Chives , Hives , Hive
Kidz Bop, Fred Durst, Tom Cruise & Other Works of the Devil
2007-08-18 00:25:00 It has been awhile since I have updated all of you on my progress, but I have had three more articles published at Associated Content. All three have been previously published in one form or another here on my blog, but one has been significantly reedited. Which one? Well, if I told you that what ... More About: Tom Cruise , Works , Fred , Devil , Cruise
Back Into the Lion?s Den, Part 1
More articles from this author:2007-08-16 17:54:00 The following attempts to explain why, after being debt free for the first time in a decade and having not used a credit card in over seven years, I am in the market for a new credit card. In general, I am not a fan of credit cards. Their issuers are soulless banks who prey on ... More About: Money , Lion , Back , Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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