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How to Sell Your Home in Any Market? Be Aloof
2008-06-09 16:55:00 Having trouble selling your home? Well, this is your lucky day, my friend. SKOS is here to share with you gold nuggets of real estate genius. More About: Market , Home , Blog , Sell , Featured
10 Worst Ways to Open a Conversation
2008-06-09 15:34:00 Unless you want to receive a massive beat down, do not open a conversation with any of these... More About: Open , Conversation
Friday Four: Unpublished Blog Drafts
2008-06-06 16:43:00 It's Friday again. That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four previously unpublished works of SKOS magic. More About: Blog , Featured , Drafts
A Tribute to John Smoltz, The Christian Warrior
2008-06-05 17:33:00 The following is a repost of an entry titled A Christian Warrior I wrote on August 1, 2006. John Smoltz, the inspiration for that post, announced yesterday he is undergoing season-ending shoulder surgery. At age 41, this very well could be the end of his career. It doesn?t really matter what I gain or lose on ... More About: John Smoltz , Tribute
Too Stupid for a Life of Crime
2008-06-04 18:00:00 A criminal wannabe visits Special Kind of Stupid looking for answers. What he receives is the back of my hand! More About: Life , Crime , Blog , Featured
How Far Would You Go For Kristen Bell?
2008-06-02 19:22:00 While listening to the local sports radio station this weekend, a name was mentioned that caught my attention. Apparently, Kristen Bell — star of television shows Veronica Mars and Heroes, and the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall — is a huge hockey fan. Why did this catch my attention? Because Kristen Bell has the quality I affectionately refer to as being “cute as a button.” In Kev-speak, “cute as a button” is the highest praise a female can achieve for her appearance. It ranks just above “pretty” and “she seems like a very nice girl.” I hope this language doesn’t offend any of you. Kev-speak can be quite forward sometimes. Anyway, to give you an idea how my brain works, the news of Kristen Bell being a hockey fan saddened me. Why? Because I don’t like hockey. It’s a sport that’s just never interested me. So, inevitably, I asked myself the following question: “If dating Kristen Bell, would I be...
Friday Four: Strange Music Videos
2008-05-30 06:01:00 It's Friday . That means it's time for more of everyone's favorite game of alliteration -- The Friday Four. This time, we'll look at four strange music videos. More About: Videos , Music , Music Videos , Blog
This is Where the Tears Would be if I Could Cry
2008-05-28 18:35:00 The following story involves an apple, a girl, poison, and yours truly. If that?s not a great teaser line, I don?t know what is. More About: Blog , Featured
Friday Four: May 23, 2008
2008-05-23 20:58:00 Four questions, four answers. On a Friday . Get ready for a new alliteration-rich tradition at SKOS -- it's the Friday Four. More About: Blog , Featured , 2008
Someone Stole the LifeLock Guy?s Identity? Inconceivable!
2008-05-22 20:40:00 Ever wonder what would happen if you plastered your Social Security Number on billboards? Well, some people will steal your identity and some others will sue your stupid behind. More About: Blog , Featured , Identity , Lifelock
How to Cook Awesome: Ramen with Hot Dogs
2008-05-20 18:56:00 Want to experience four-star dining in the comfort and convenience of your own home? Read on, my friend. More About: Dogs , Awesome , Blog , Cook , Featured
Life?s a Chess Match and I?m a Master Chess Playing Person Guy
2008-05-19 19:38:00 Psychoanalyzing everyone you meet isn't as exciting and awesome as it sounds. More About: Life , Chess , Blog , Match , Master
My Immune System is Wicked Awesome
2008-05-13 17:48:00 Whenever I am sick, I decide to stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. More About: System , Awesome , Blog , Featured , Immune System
I Have Bird Flu
2008-05-12 20:46:00 This just in: I'm dying. I've got the bird flu. Or food poisoning. Or smallpox. Or something. More About: Blog , Bird Flu , Bird , Featured
Everyone Leave A-Rod Alone! You?re Making Him Cry
2008-05-07 19:01:00 Alex Rodriguez fainted during the birth of his first born. Newspapers are calling him a wimp. I call him a hero. More About: Blog , Leave , Featured
Wait, the $360 Billion Check Guy Has a Girlfriend?!
2008-05-05 18:19:00 What kind of a moron tries to cash a $360 billion check? Better question, why does this moron have a girlfriend and I do not? More About: Girlfriend , Blog , Check , Featured , Wait
Government Steps Up Efforts To Assist ?Stupid? Homeowners
2008-05-02 12:00:00 To further help homeowners caught up in the subprime mortgage mess, President Bush is proposing a plan called, Operation: I'm With Stupid . It's genius. More About: Government , Blog , Featured , Assist
Report: Americans Express Financial Concerns While Shopping For Junk
2008-04-30 18:29:00 With a recession in full force, people barely have the energy to complain about it while buying things they do not need. More About: Shopping , Financial , Blog , Report , Americans
Wesley Snipes Sentenced to Prison, Hollywood?s Worst Fear They Could Be Nex
2008-04-25 19:10:00 With Wesley Snipes being sent to prison, the rest of Hollywood wonders who will be next. More About: Blog , Fear , Prison , Featured
These Insane Gas Prices are Killing my Joy
2008-04-22 20:10:00 With gas prices getting out of hand, Kevin is asking readers what can be done to stop the insanity. More About: Insane , Blog , Gas Prices , Featured , Killing
Thin Line Between Superstitious and Freakin? Psychotic
2008-04-15 22:09:00 Was Charles Manson really crazy, or was he just not talented enough to be a baseball player? More About: Blog , Featured , Line
Atlanta Braves to Face Brain Eating Zombie
2008-04-09 18:35:00 One year after being put to sleep, Mark Redman is back to exact his revenge on the Atlanta Braves. More About: Blog , Face , Atlanta Braves , Brain
How I Achieved Fashion Perfection 12 Years Ago (aka Why Mess with a Good Th
2008-04-07 18:37:00 Want to dress like me? You're in luck, my friend. Here is the blueprint for reaching fashion perfection. More About: Fashion , Blog , Years , Good , Featured
The Week in Awesome - Friday, April 4, 2008
2008-04-04 21:13:00 A lot of awesome things happened in the world this week. As a public service, I’ll run through all of them. Let’s begin… Thank you, Lord It has now been 635 weeks since a movie starring Pauly Shore has been released nation wide to theaters. Let that soak in for a moment. If life ever gets you ... More About: April , Awesome , Blog , Friday , Week
A Quick Thanks to Wendy Boswell at About.com
2008-04-03 16:10:00 … for naming Special Kind of Stupid the About Web Search Site of the Day for April 2, 2008. Since SKOS is a humor site, it would’ve been nice to have been honored on April Fools Day, but whatever… I’m totally over it. April 2nd is as good as any other day, I suppose. Please excuse me, ... More About: Blog , Quick , Wendy
Look at Me! I?m at FreeMoneyFinance.com
2008-04-01 16:54:00 This is not an April Fools joke. Four, brand-new, hilarious posts by yours truly have hit the Internet. Details inside. More About: Blog , Featured
Quitting Coffee Has Turned Me Stupid
2008-03-31 20:23:00 Quitting coffee has resulted in a boost of energy. However, there was a price. More About: Coffee , Blog , Stupid , Featured , Quitting
The Sylvester Stallone Trilogy
2008-03-27 05:01:00 First he brought back "Rocky." Then "Rambo." Figuring out which character Stallone will bring back next is an exercise in awesome. More About: Sylvester Stallone , Blog , Sylvester , Featured
The ?S? Word
2008-03-25 16:06:00 The question that has been haunting me for months, "why do you people hate posts about sports so much?," is finally asked. More About: Word , Blog , Featured , S word
Most Sports Fans are Complete Idiots
More articles from this author:2008-03-21 16:38:00 Caffeine deprived, everyone is beginning to annoy me. Especially those stupid, moronic sports fans. More About: Sports , Idiots , Fans , Blog , Featured 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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