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Memo From HR
2007-10-12 17:24:00
Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.Week 3 - Memo No. 2Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.Week 6 - Memo No. 3Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.Week 8 - Memo No. 4A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.Week 9 - Memo No. 5As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.Week 14 - Memo No. 6The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter...

Message
2007-10-12 17:15:00
My wife does not let me take down message any more she say I should let the machine get. I don't understand why.
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Dynamite Surfing
2007-09-26 18:04:00
I cann't explain it just watch. This is INSANE!!!!!
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Lego Church
2007-09-26 17:07:00
Do you want see something insane Check this outImpressed...No well if you look closer you will see it is a Lego Church . The Creator Amy Hughes has created this 7 feet by 51/2 by 30 inches and only took her about year to plan and build. She has build this church in memory of her Cat "Precious"These are of the InteriorMore details I also found this Youtube VideoTo see more go to Amy Hughes website http://www.amyhughes.org/lego/church/inde x.html

Shock the Dick
2007-09-24 18:43:00
Some story you read and hope to God this never happens to you but since it has happen to someone you can not help but laugh. A motorcyclist was hit with lighting on his….Wait for It….Penis…Yes Penis. I there was a definition of being unlucky this man’s picture would be there.The man said (this is the best part) "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.”So he was just on the side of the road taking a piss and ZAPP!!!. He gets hit by lighting. He only suffered light burns to his chest and arms. Since he was rubber boots the lighting just went through his body. If it was not for his boot he really could have cooked his hot dog.Know I think of it he might be the luckiest man in the world. The article I found this put it best saying “hope lighting never strikes twice”Source
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TV Presenter get sick
2007-09-24 18:27:00
OK I don't like to watch anyone Vomit. It really makes me sick. but here is a video of a lady presenter getting sick on air(that's not the funny part) The funny part is the way she just jump back and explains everything very calmly and like nothing happened.
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I was bored
2007-09-24 18:24:00
This is the explaination of a man who came into a store and try to rob it in the nude. I could not under stand this when I get bored I fall asleep in front of the TV.
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How to stop a man from Drinking beer
2007-09-24 18:07:00
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
2007-09-21 17:46:00
Professional courtesy
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PETA Streaks again
2007-09-19 17:33:00
I love when Celebrities get a consciences and force use to watch and the best people or cause that force there believe on to the beautiful people is PETA. I am not say the work the do is not important but I love how they can get supermodel, movies stars and just the pretty lady to drop their dresses.I think that is the PETA is doing every one a great service by show us the way of preventing harming animals but show us beautiful women.So the news member of the Naked PETA ads is Alicia Silverstone (Batgirl) I have not seen her in a while but she still looks good. Maybe this will trigger a come back (I am sure that is what she is thinking too) Great Job PETA Keep up the good workAlso there is a video( worth checking out )
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Hot from HR Press
2007-09-18 18:59:00
Office Memo Here is a memo that our beloved HR people have sent out to every new employee.(this explains the high turn-over)To: All Employees Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. Lunch Breaks: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed...
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Juno trailer
2007-09-18 17:37:00
I am a big movie trailer fan. Some times I think the trailer are better then the movies. Here is one of those flims. the trailer look very interesting and fun and light but when you watch it is mostlikely very long and boring
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Paris is climbing?
2007-09-18 17:14:00
It looks like Paris Hilton is still out of control. I just saw this pictures of her taking a fall in front of a night club ( I don't think the floor was slipper Just her drinking too much) I can understand slipping and fall while drink I have done that plenty of times. But the next picture of Paris climb a fence seems very strange. She must know she will always have a camera crew be hind her, So it makes me believe that she is trying to get back in the papers. The lead singer of the Foo fighter(great band) does not like Paris Hilton and some very nasty thing to say about her( which I total Agree).Click here to read all about it
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Senator's Carig's Restroom
2007-09-17 18:22:00
Senator Craig’s Restroom is a popular place to take a tour. Travelers are going to the infamous bathroom in the airport where Senator Craig was arrested for trying to get sex from a police man.
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Fight for Kisses
2007-09-17 18:07:00
An very distrubing and funny look at babies. the train is very funny
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Yoda Borg
2007-09-13 19:26:00
Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!
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Got the Attention
2007-09-13 17:58:00
Guess what they are look at. The class assemble have really changed from the time I was in school. If Assembly we were like this when I was in school I would have never missed a class.
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Saudi Road Skating
2007-09-13 17:45:00
Things are crazy in the middle east but this explain how crazy it is there. I don't much about this new sport but all is people get out of their cars and roller skate (or just house slipper) beside a car doing 150km or more. It is some funny shithere are the crazy ones( just turn down the volume)Saudi Road Skating

50 cent for Paris
2007-09-12 19:07:00
Boy here is some of the strange news I have heard in a while. 50 cent may be dating Paris Hilton. Both were seen in Las Vegas at the 50 cents album launch at the Hard Rock Hotle and Casino on Saturday. This just make my head spin and my stomach sick. Source
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Dream Job
2007-09-12 18:53:00
Here is a dream job for me and they would not have to pay me. BBC has reported that a company in doing research on women bouncing breasts while working out. Click here to read the whole thing
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Mugger pick on the Wrong man
2007-09-11 17:56:00
Don’t you hate that the world is not fair. Good guys finish last, The Bad Guys get away. Well some time the world is fair. Let me explain why.A blind man in Germany is walking down the street, a mugger see the man and thinks this would be an easy target. And he will not be able to id me because…well he is blind. The Perfect Target the mugger thinks.The mugger runs up on the blind man and punches him in face and grabs the blind man’s bag. The Perfect Target happens to be a former world champion in judo for the visually impaired. The blind man beats up and takes down the mugger and call for help the police arrested the mugger.This is why the world is fair today.Source
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The Pope
2007-09-11 17:45:00
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.The Pope: "I am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"God and St. Peter explain the situation.Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I'v...

Watching you
2007-09-11 17:37:00
Be Careful you geeks because you don't know where you will find the FBI
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Anti-Piracy Ad from The IT Crowd
2007-09-10 20:20:00
If you have seen IT Crowd yet got to any bit torrent site and download before the FBI kill you.
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Lawyer Jok
2007-09-10 18:43:00
>A VERY SUCCESSFUL LAWYER PARKED HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE>CARRERA GT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE, READY TO SHOW IT>OFF TO HIS COLLEAGUES. AS HE GOT OUT, A TRUCK CAME>ALONG TOO CLOSE TO THE CURB AND COMPLETELY TORE OFF>THE DRIVER'S DOOR.>>FORTUNATELY, A COP IN A POLICE CAR WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO>SEE THE ACCIDENT AND PULLED UP BEHIND THE PORSCHE, HIS>LIGHTS FLASHING. BUT, BEFORE THE COP HAD A CHANCE TO>ASK ANY QUESTIONS, THE LAWYER STARTED SCREAMING>HYSTERICALLY ABOUT HOW HIS PORSCHE, WHICH HE HAD JUST>PICKED UP THE DAY BEFORE, WAS NOW COMPLETELY RUINED>AND WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME, NO MATTER HOW HARD THE>BODY SHOP TRIES TO MAKE IT NEW AGAIN.>>AFTER THE LAWYER FINALLY WOUND DOWN FROM HIS RANT, THE>COP SHOOK HIS HEAD IN DISGUST AND DISBELIEF.>>"I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MATERIALISTIC YOU LAWYERS ARE,"HE>SAID. "YOU ARE SO FOCUSED ON YOUR POSSESSIONS THAT YOU>NEGLECT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.">>"HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?" ASKED THE LAWYER.>>THE COP REPLIED, "DON'T YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU...
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New Indy Title
2007-09-10 18:24:00
So big thing happen this weekend The fourth Child of the parents of Harrison Ford and George Lucas got a name. It will be for ever known as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I think that is Spanish for "has Chubby Ankles" George Lucas has great hope for this one...maybe a blockbuster. a summer run away but Harrison Ford is just happy it is health.If that did not make any sense let me sum it up for you The fourth Indiana Jones movie has a title and is called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.Click here to see the press release
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Iron Man Teaser
2007-09-10 18:00:00
Iron man has finally a teaserClick here to see the teaserIt looks good. It is loaded with action as much as Robert Downey jr is load. I always like the smart mouth of Robert Downey jr. It was a nice touch that they use Black Sabbath's Iron Man riff.
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Osama Bin Laden's hair tips
2007-09-10 17:56:00
The world is still try to catch bin laden. So he came out with a new video and all people focus on is that he has die his hair black. Boingboing has artical just about the at
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The Britney Bomb
2007-09-10 17:25:00
Well I knew things were going to be very bad for Britney Spears when MTV asked her to open the VMAs but I could not image how funny she was. She looks like she was not too sure where she was or what was going on. We have give her credit she manage to a least put part of her out fit on. (the underwear at least)She make looking like an idiot on stage effortless. A few tip maybe she should have listen to the song more then once so when I was on stage I could act like it was my song. Her dance more were something else to watch. Go are the days where she would have very fancy dance move today's Britney just walk around (to be fair those are my dance move too) I guess too much Cheetos and Cigarettes have talk it toll.Funny funny funnyA headline today said that Brintey Career is over. I have to dis agree her comeback is happen even if it is not the direction she wants it to go. All I have to say is Britney ....."Gimme More!!!!"Here is what people are reporting about Britney and I thought...
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The Greatest Live Performance
2007-09-08 07:55:00
What do think is the greatest live music performance of all time... I say Queen "Under Pressure" 1986 live at Wembley Watch it and you will agree with mePlease leave a comment on what you think is better then this one.enjoy!!!I will keep add the one i find and like all weekend and some time next week i will come up with a list of the top ones.Please put the link of the performance(YouTube) with your comment so we can see it.Thanks.I also like Hurt by nine inch nails
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