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Polish Divorce
2008-01-27 00:32:00 A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following ... More About: Divorce , Humor
For Whom The Bell Tolls
2008-01-27 00:31:00 John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets”, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so ... More About: Humor , Bell
Putting an End to Mindless Change
2008-01-11 02:13:00 And in the end we all fortunately have this choice… Share This More About: Cartoons , Change , Satire , Putting
David Duke New Advisor for Ron Paul
2008-01-10 21:42:00 White nationalist David Duke ( former KKK member) ? who?s also a huge supporter of the Belgian Vlaams Belang, the British National Party, the German NPD, the French National Front, and a number of other European extremist “nationalist” parties appears to offer his support and campaign advice to Ron Paul and his loony Paulista following… Here ... More About: News , Politics
Obama Rejects John Kerry
2008-01-10 21:33:00 Boy that Obama sure means it when he says “Change !” He has decided to change politics forever by vowing not to accept outside political endorsements. Even if the “TRANSFORMATION” that is being predicted should B. Obama be elected would be lead by none other than John Kerry . (SOUTH CAROLINA) ? Sen. Barack Obama today ... More About: Satire
Main Stream Media: We Won?t Drop Out of the Race
2008-01-09 22:16:00 The MSM is a tough lot. They refuse to admit defeat! There is a renewed committment in the wind from the main stream press to intensify their coverage. More high tech satellite communication, roving video phone cams and dash cams will be pressed into service as the MSM makes a renewed effort to better steer ... More About: Media , Satire , Main , Race , Stream
Al-Qaeda Using More Women As Suicide Bombers
2008-01-05 01:14:00 As sad and reprehensible as this may sound, the following news may be a good sign signaling the final acts of desperation by a defeated al Qaida in Iraq. But don’t expect this to be reported on the Main Stream Media. Oh no, that might in fact put additional pressure on the supposedly progressive thinking ... More About: News , Women , Editorial , Al Qaeda , Suicide
ZZ N&S: Chooses Top 5 Winning Iowa Caucus Cartoons
2008-01-03 07:01:00 We went with the Iowa Caucus as a subject for our Top 5 Political Cartoon Picks of The Week. Why? Because frankly we felt that Iowans deserved the press for being brave enough to venture outside in single digit weather to do of all things — “Caucus” (see last cartoon)!! P.S. caucus 1763, Amer.Eng., perhaps from caucauasu ... More About: Humor , Cartoons , Satire , Iowa Caucus
OpenWeb Downloads: V3Arcade Flash Games Available
2008-01-03 06:14:00 The OpenWeb Arcade, which is part of our affiliate site OpenWeb Downloads , is now back up and running after migrating to a new server and software platform! The following post is an update on some of the content you can find there if you are interested. OpenWeb Downloads has a full collection of arcade style flash ... More About: Flash , Games , General , Flash Games
Top 5 Political Christmas Cartoons of the Week
2007-12-24 03:42:00 In keeping with the spirit of the holidays, we have finally finished selecting our top 5 picks for the best pseudo-political Christmas cartoons found on the web this week. Yes they are on the lighter side than usual, but hey dialing it down a notch might help chill all the last minute shopping stress out ... More About: Cartoon , Humor , Political , Cartoons
Meme: What Do You Want Your Blog To Do Ultimately?
2007-12-23 23:09:00 It occurred to me that if I could ask every blogger one thing, I’d ask them what they were hoping to accomplish with their blogs, and how I - or anyone else - could help them get there. Now I realize those are tough questions to answer, so I’ve tried to break it down into several ... More About: Meme , Blog
A New Israeli Flag - Fatah Style
2007-12-23 19:42:00 Here is an example of just how the money and aid provided to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas is being put to good use for his stand against Hamas. It’s a poster recently commissioned by Fatah for the 43rd anniversary of the ?moderate? terrorist organization’s formal existence. Mahmoud Abbas? Fatah party, Israel?s so called partner in ... More About: News , Editorial , Style , Flag
Republican Debate Mired In Issues
2007-12-14 03:51:00 (JOHNSTON, IA) ? The Des Moines Register today apologized because yesterday?s Republican presidential debate, moderated by editor Carolyn Washburn, became mired in statements about the economy, education, health care, taxation and other issues of policy and governance. Ms. Washburn expressed regret over her ?failure to encourage the candidates to quarrel, snip at each other, and re-hash ... More About: Issues , Satire , Debate , Issue
Steroids Report to Name Clemens and other Yanks
2007-12-13 18:00:00 A former New York Yankees strength trainer says information he provided to the George Mitchell investigation regarding supplying Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte with steroids is included in the Mitchell report scheduled to be released later today, a source close to the trainer told ESPN The Magazine’s Shaun Assael.Brian McNamee, who worked for the Yankees and as a personal trainer for Clemens and Pettitte, also told investigators that on at least one occasion, Clemens was in possession of steroids from another supplier, the source said.The source said McNamee told investigators he supplied Clemens with steroids while Clemens was with the Yankees, and prior to Clemens joining the team. Randy Hendricks, More About: Satire , Report , Steroids
ZZ N&S Open Call for Authors
2007-12-13 06:06:00 Folks! We are currently looking for 5 or 6 contributing authors and editors of interesting satire, sarcasm or serious editorial commentary as it relates to any breaking news, current politics or event. If selected you will be given an account and author privileges at this site. You will also be free to reference your home ... More About: Open , Editorial , Authors , Call
Top 3 Islamic Teddy Bear Cartoons
2007-12-07 02:36:00 This week’s top 3 political cartoon picks focuses on the naming of a child’s teddy bear in the Sudan by Sudaneese children. One has to wonder if the true insult to Islam was the over reaction by fundamentalists that called for the head of the teacher who was there to help the poor children of ... More About: Cartoon , Islamic , Cartoons , Satire , Teddy Bear
Terror Strikes Mall in Omaha
2007-12-05 23:56:00 Shoppers and employees ran screaming through the mall and barricaded themselves in dressing rooms after hearing gunfire. The gunman was found dead on the third floor of the Von Maur department store in the Westroads Mall , in a prosperous neighborhood on the city’s west side. Sgt. Teresa Negron said the gunman killed eight people, then apparently ... More About: News , Terror , Omaha
Giuliani Hired Illegal Minors to Cut Lawn
2007-12-05 22:14:00 Rudy Giuliani faces one big headache as Scott Ott breaks the latest story of indentured servitude on the political campaign trail. While former Gov. Mitt Romney has fired his landscaper for employing illegal aliens, the story broke that the former mayor of NYC had once employed a minor to cut his front lawn violating child ... More About: Politics , Satire , Illegal
Visiting Brazil
2007-11-27 02:13:00 We are on the road this week, traveling in Brazil on business. Currently posting this article from Sao Paulo, a wonderful city filled with wonderful people. Our ability to post may be rather limited but we will make an effort as opportunites present themselves. For those of you that are active on Digg and offering ... More About: Editorial
Rudy Defends Obama?s Drug Use Revelation
2007-11-21 03:40:00 Chicago, IL - Rudy Giuliani declared that Americans should not expect a ?pretense of perfection? from candidates running for office and says he respects Barack Obama ’s ?honesty? for discussing his previous drug use with a group of high schoolers today. The Illinois Senator is receiving criticism from Mitt Romney, among others, for opening up and discussing past mistakes during a town hall at a Manchester, NH High School Tuesday. ?I made some bad decisions that I’ve written about, there were times when I got into drinking and experimented with drugs.. there was a whole stretch of time when i didn’t really apply myself a lot,? Obama told the More About: News , Politics , Editorial , Drug
Pelosi: Stem Cells to Treat Crow?s Feet
2007-11-17 19:30:00 (WASHINGTON) ? As the creator of Dolly, the world?s first cloned sheep, announced he had abandoned cloning to pursue more promising ways of tapping the potential of stem cells, Democrats in Congress will introduce legislation this week to fund research ?to find other good reasons to create and destroy embryos.? Prof. Ian Wilmut?s choice to turn ... More About: Politics , Satire , Crow , Feet , Stem Cells
200 Reasons to Vote for Rudi
2007-11-17 16:55:00 (WASHINGTON) - Rudy Giuliani Friday came up with “200 reasons” why he is better than Hillary Clinton or any other Democrat - the 200 judges he would name as President. “I’m gonna give you 200 reasons” to choose him over Sens. Clinton (D-N.Y.), Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and former Sen. John Edwards (D-N.C.), Giuliani told applauding strict ... More About: News , Politics , Editorial , Vote , Reasons
Hillary Allowed Self Rebuttal Time in Debate
2007-11-16 03:08:00 (CARSON CITY) ? Officials with the Nevada Democratic Party and CNN today granted a request from Sen. Hillary Clinton?s campaign that the former First Lady be allowed time during tonight?s presidential debate to deliver rebuttals to any statements she makes with which she disagrees. The concession, granted only to Sen. Clinton, will help ?prevent the debate ... More About: Time , Satire , Debate , Rebuttal
Top 3 Hillary Debate Cartoons
2007-11-08 04:15:00 Here are our top 3 picks for political cartoon of the week… And on that note, we would welcome your thoughts on exactly what is going on in that skull of hers ? Share This More About: Cartoons , Satire , Debate , Hillary
More Clinton Double Talk on Licenses for Illegal Aliens
2007-11-07 01:00:00 Boy does this sound an awful like “It depends what your definition of is, is” — Hillary is desperatly trying to take a page out of hubby’s play book here… NEW YORK (AP) - Pressed anew on whether she supports granting driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants, Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Tuesday it depends on the ... More About: News , Politics , Illegal Aliens , Aliens , Double
Pakistan: Lawyers Getting Tear Gased and Beaten - All Kidding Aside
2007-11-05 21:00:00 And you thought lawyers in the U.S. had it rough? We are certain there are more than a few lines of material here for Jay Leno and Letterman this evening, writers strike or not. Here are some key updates on Pakistan i unrest from selected sites… Forbes: Pakistan?s government denied rumors sweeping the country that the ... More About: News , Politics , Lawyers , Kidding
Musharraf: Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death ( Shi?ra Law )
2007-11-04 15:39:00 Musharraf has suspended the Constitution of Pakistan in order to establish military law this week. Was this due to a rise in the power of the Taliban? No. Increases in al-Quaeda sponsored bombings in Islamabad? No. The biggest threat to President Musharraf has come from the Pakistani Chief Supreme Count Justice who has ... More About: News , Liberty , Editorial , Musharraf , Death
California Wildfires: Protecting the Border
2007-10-28 05:40:00 Share This More About: California , Satire , Wildfires , Calif , Wildfire
Have a Hillary Halloween
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