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911 Truthers Disrupt Bill Maher Show
2007-10-21 01:30:00 The 9/11 Truthers have now begun to attack Bill Maher for stating that in fact President Bush did NOT orchestrate the destruction of the World Trade Center. The disruption is caught live and demonstrates that as Bill Maher says, “9/11 Truthers should be medicated”. More About: News , Humor , Show
ACLU: Birth Control Pills Don?t Belong in Schools
2007-10-19 02:13:00 (2007-10-18) - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) today filed suit against King Middle School in Portland, Maine, over a new policy to distribute birth control pills to 12-to-14 year-old girls without parental notification. ?Like all Americans, the ACLU is shocked,? said an unnamed spokesman for the civil rights group. ?Birth control pills have no place in our government-run, taxpayer-funded schools, because they’re only useful for girls engaged in heterosexual activity. Distribution of the pill is inherently discriminatory, favoring one sex and one particular sexual preference.? An unnamed school spokesman said an out-of- court settlement may be in the works. ?The ACLU has told us they would drop the More About: Politics , Schools , General , Control
Torre Rejects Deal - New York Mourns?
2007-10-18 22:34:00 It appears that Joe Torre has turned down a $5M deal to return in 2008. Could it have been George Steinbrenner’s emotional remarks before game 5?? Has Joe finally had enough? In less that 15 minutes of a pre-mature story leaked from the Newark Star Ledger, a statement has been released that Joe Torre ... More About: New York , General , Editorial , York , Deal
North Jersey Jihadists
2007-10-17 02:47:00 — [Hat Tip: Jerry Holbert] (NEWARK, N.J). ? The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force is monitoring a number of northern New Jersey residents with ties to Al Qaeda, according to a report. Federal counterterrorism officials in New Jersey told the Record of Bergen County that agents have disrupted their activities and deported several. More… More About: Satire , North , Jihadists
Bush: Putin Is Just Covering Our Backs
2007-10-17 01:45:00 (WASHINGTON) ? President George Bush today agreed with Russian President Vladimir Putin that Iran?s pursuit of nuclear technology is ?ultimately aimed at a lasting peace.?Mr. Putin, visiting Tehran for talks with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, defended Iran?s right to ?peaceful nuclear activities?.Mr. Bush said he agrees with his Russian counterpart that Mr. Ahmadinejad ?has been ... More About: News , Editorial , Satire
Clinton Campaign Aids Provide PR Support for Blackwater
2007-10-15 04:15:00 Well wonders never cease! There appears to be some discrepancies in terms of Blackwater relationships, and those complaining publicly about their operations in Iraq. One of the biggest critics of Blackwater and their presence in Iraq has been Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY). It seems like the shoe may be on the other foot however ... More About: Politics , Campaign , Support
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Dhimmi Explained
2007-10-14 04:46:00 Dhimmitude is the status that Islamic law, the Sharia, mandates for non- Muslims, primarily Jews and Christians. Dhimmis, "protected people," are free to practice their religion in a Sharia regime, but are made subject to a number of humiliating regulations designed to enforce the Qur’an’s command that they "feel themselves subdued" (Sura 9:29). This denial of equality of rights and dignity remains part of the Sharia, and, as such, is part of the law that global jihadists are laboring to impose everywhere, ultimately on the entire human race. The dhimmi attitude of chastened subservience has entered into Western academic study of Islam, and from there into More About: Politics , General , Laine
Gore Nobel Prize Launches 2008 Campaign in Cartoons
2007-10-13 22:18:00 Here are a few select cartoons we found on the Global Warming Nobel Peace Prize, Oscar and Emmy Award Winning, Sci-Fi / Sci-Fact Filmmaker, Al Gore … More About: Cartoon , Cartoons , Satire , Campaign
Iran: America Invited to Join the Unfree World
2007-10-13 19:54:00 Fresh words of satirical insight from the pen of Scott Ott as he covers the speech of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in Tehran. (SATIRE) ? In a speech that condemned the upcoming U.S.-sponsored Middle East peace conference, Iran ?s Supreme Leader today called on the United Nations to impose sanctions on the United States aimed at ?bringing the ... More About: America , World , Satire , Join
Dog?s Best Friend
2007-10-13 16:20:00 Enough with politics for a bit. On the lighter side, here is something to think about next time your friend bends over backward to do you a favor… Lost Dog on FunnyOrDie.com More About: Satire , Friend
High Court Rules Bush to Receive Gore?s Nobel Peace Prize
2007-10-12 15:56:00 With previous Nobel Peace Prize winners like of Jimmy Carter, U.S. President that bungled Iranian Hostage Crisis (2002), Yassir Arafat, Father of Modern Terrorism (1994), Mohhamed el-Baradei, inept IAE U.N. Inspector (2006), Kofi Annan U.N. Scam Artist Extroidinare (2001), Al Gore, the U.S. President Wanna-be and Sci-fi filmmaker, should feel privileged indeed… (2007-10-12) ? Although former ... More About: News , Bush , Humor , Satire
Carter Visit to Ground Zero Denied
2007-10-12 15:45:00 (NEW YORK) ? The New York City Police Department today turned down a request by former President Jimmy Carter to go to ?Ground Zero?, the site of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center, during Mr. Carter?s upcoming visit to Columbia University because the department could not ?guarantee his safety.?Mr. Carter, who this week ... More About: Satire , Visit , Ground Zero
Congress Passes Genocide Resolution vs Roman Empire
2007-10-12 15:40:00 (WASHINGTON) ? In the midst of a push by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, to pass a resolution labeling the Ottoman (Turk) Empire genocidal for the death of 1.5 million Armenians in 1915, House Republicans have introduced a bill condemning the Roman Empire for ?the wholesale slaughter and domination of most of the known world ... More About: Congress , Satire , Genocide
Congressional Recess Explained
2007-10-11 14:36:00 In the world of congressional politics the term “recess” comes up a lot. If you ever wondered what the purpose is of all those recesses in Congress, just take a peek… — [Hat Tip: megitt33] Uncle Jay Explains the News - July 2, 2007 on FunnyOrDie.com More About: Satire , Laine
Schumer to Expand SCHIP Coverage to the Un Born
2007-10-04 03:10:00 (WASHINGTON) ? As Congress considers an expansion of the State Children?s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP), New York Sen. Charles Schumer today said the Democrat party?s goal is eventually to provide free health insurance to ?every un-aborted child in America regardless of economic or immigration status.? President George Bush has vowed to veto the $35 billion increase ... More About: Politics , Editorial , Satire , Coverage
Sen. Reid Supported by ?Phony Vets for Truth?
More articles from this author:2007-10-03 18:53:00 Here is a shot from Scott Ott related to the insanity that is currently going on in Congress. The elected officials we have in Washington are making new all time lows sidetracking important work in Congress in favor of petty politics. What an example to the rest of the world. What a role model ... More About: Truth , Satire , Reid , Phony , Ruth 1, 2, 3 |
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