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Early Reports on Hillary?s Concession Speech
2008-06-07 02:59:00 While its still anyone’s guess what Hilllary will say this weekend, we managed to find what we suspect is a leaked version of her concession speech. Will the dream ticket become a reality? Or will Hillary be forced to wallow in defeat? Perhaps this underground version of her concession speech might shed some ... More About: Satire , Early , Speech
New Poll Set Up at ZZ N&S
2008-06-07 02:42:00 We have retired our poll on whether or not Barack or Hillary would win the Democrat nomination. Once again our readers hit the nail on the head. While it’s not official we figured we might as well start counting up your votes for the big prize in November. Choose between Sen. John “Marverick” McCain ... More About: Humor , General , Satire , Poll
Top 3 Gay Marriage Cartoons of the Week
2008-05-30 03:00:00 You can bet that gay marriage will be one of those main stream American issues that will clearly help moderates and independents decide what party they want in the White House influencing the Supreme Court makeup. We’ve chosen three political cartoons that captures the moment in all its rainbow colored glory. It will be interesting to ... More About: Marriage , Cartoons , Satire , Gay Marriage , Week
Ted Kennedy Tumor is a Glioma
2008-05-21 02:29:00 The prognosis for Ted Kennedy is not the best given the type of tumor that has invaded his brain tissue. Regardless of any distaste for his politics, we urge our readers to take the high road and keep him in their prayers. It’s the moral and the “right” thing to do… (WASHINGTON - Reuters) - ... More About: News , Tumor , Ted Kennedy
Hillary: I Still Have a Cushion - It?s Not Over
2008-05-20 02:23:00 (KENTUCKY) ? Hillary Clinton is down to bare knuckles telling a Maysville KY crowd today that it is “nowhere near over.” ?I?m going to make [my case] until we have a nominee,” she told the crowd at a local high school, “but we?re not going to have one today and we?re not going to have ... More About: News , Politics , Cushion
Contagious New Virus Identified by CDC
2008-05-08 22:46:00 Submitted by one of our readers… The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any ... More About: Virus , Humor
Top Five Rev. Wright Rant Cartoons of the Week
2008-05-02 01:54:00 Help us select the Best Rev. Wright Rant Cartoon of the week! Here is your chance to vote for the Top 3 Rev. Wright Rant Cartoons of the Week . Feel free to pick three from five that we have pre-selected from the blogosphere for your critical eye to evaluate… Vote for your top three below… You ... More About: Politics , Humor
Obama Throws Rev. Wright Under the Bus
2008-04-29 22:18:00 Maybe it was hearing his middle name repeated over and over again on national TV that was the straw that broke this candidate’s back. Maybe it was the latest poll showing Hillary having a much better chance of winning against John McCain in November. Whatever it was, today Obama finally threw his pastor of 20 ... More About: News , Politics , Editorial , Wright
How to Recognize a Persian Cat
2008-04-26 23:08:00 — [Hat Tip: megitt33] Share This More About: Satire , Recognize , Persian
The Carter Files: Yet Another Incriminating Photo Op
2008-04-26 22:02:00 When researching the history of Jimmy Carter ’s foreign policy blunders (such as laying a wreath at Arafat’s tomb), my legion of researchers stumbled across this gem of domestic PR genius from 1976. Jimmy Carter felt the need to connect with American pop culture, so he hosted an official press release where he shook hands with ... More About: Humor , Photo , Files
Hamas Endoresment Inspires Superdelegates
2008-04-22 00:39:00 In the battle for superdelegates, Obama has one clear edge. He now has the unwavering support of Hamas . Following in the tradition of Carter diplomacy is there any doubt this new endoresment will help lock his chances with the remaining super liberal superdelegates? Scott Ott reports on the one party peace talks… (WASHINGTON) ? ... More About: Satire
Hamas and Carter Conclude Unilateral Peace Talks
2008-04-22 00:34:00 (RAMALLAH) ? Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and the terror group Hamas , in a joint news conference today, announced they had successfully completed the third round of one-party talks aimed at bringing peace to the Jewish territories that border on the Palestinian state. In a moment reminiscent of the famous 1978 handshake at Camp David among ... More About: Peace , Satire , Unilateral
Predatory Lending Drugs
2008-04-21 23:55:00 Predatory lending has deep and disturbing connections to date rape and Hurricane Katrina. My sources in Washington have revealed the following: Late last week, congressional hearings over predatory lending took a bizarre turn, according to a spokesperson for House majority leader, Nancy Pelosi. “One of the most disturbing trends in the collapse of the subprime market ... More About: Drugs , Satire , Lending
ZardozZ News and Satire: Open for New Writers and Reporters
2008-04-19 01:44:00 Interested in writing or reporting for ZardozZ News and Satire ? We are currently looking for some additional authors and reporters. If you are interested simply register here on our site and send a note to the editor at zzb(at)zardozz(dot)com . We will try and get back to you within 24-48 hrs or sooner if possible. ... More About: General , Open , Writers
PARADISE LOST: Oceanic 815 - Economy Seats Anyone?
2008-03-18 00:46:00 Share This More About: Economy , Lost , Satire , Paradise , Paradise Lost
Tajik Muslim Assassination Attempt on Putin Foiled
2008-03-17 02:54:00 Russian secret services have foiled an attack on President Vladimir Putin close to Red Square, it has been claimed. A man with a sniper rifle and Kalashnikov assault gun was found and detained in a rented apartment overlooking Moscow’s St Basil’s Cathedral, on March 2, the day of the Presidential election in Russia. Mr Putin and his ... More About: Muslim , Satire , Assassination
Thank You Reverend Wright
2008-03-17 01:02:00 “Just when you think you’re out… they pull you back in.” Whether you tuned in to television, radio, or the internet in the last few days it was impossible to avoid the sight and sound of Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright . Much has been said about Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright, but what has not been fully voiced is ... More About: Satire
Michelle Obama?s Princeton Blackness Thesis
2008-03-17 00:46:00 Michelle Obama ’s senior year thesis at Princeton University, obtained from the campaign by Politico, shows a document written by a young woman grappling with a society in which a black Princeton alumnus might only be allowed to remain “on the periphery.” … If you take the time to read though this tedious paper, you ... More About: News , Politics , Editorial
New Breakthough: Viagra Beverage
2008-03-16 23:01:00 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ... More About: Satire , Viagra , Beverage
Hillary and Bill: Pillow Talk
2008-03-13 01:55:00 One of the funnier Bill ary videos we came across today. Don’t forget to vote at the end of the clip. — [Hat Tip: Funny or Die] Share This More About: Satire , Talk , Pillow , Hillary
Spitzer Spitzer Spitzer !!
2008-03-12 00:09:00 Here are some of our early picks for the Elliot Spitzer cartoon of the week…. Help us narrow them down to the top three !! If you have found a cartoon you would like to have us add to the list simply register and leave the link with a comment. - Staff Note: There is a poll embedded ... More About: Humor , Cartoons , Satire
Top 3 Political Cartoons of the Week
2008-03-08 18:04:00 Which one is your pick for # 1? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. Share This More About: Politics , Political , Cartoons , Satire , Week
The Useless U.N. ? Try the Obama Approach: Diplomacy
2008-03-07 06:10:00 When you read how demented these islamic facists are toward wiping out the Jewish state of Israel one can’t help but wonder how the new political star and CHANGE agent, Barack Obama would handle the situation if Hamas was lobbing rockets from a Canadian island in the St. Lawrence into Vermont. We’ll we already ... More About: Satire , Diplomacy , Useless
Southwest Caught Flying Under the Radar
2008-03-07 05:21:00 As oil prices continue to rise expect to hear more horror stories like this from the FAA. The temptation for airlines to cut corners will become more prevalent as the price of Jet-A fuel goes up and profits go down. In this case, even though the FAA inspector looked the other way, the airline itself ... More About: News , Flying , Southwest , Caught , Radar
Obama Too Radical for NARL Pro Choice America
2008-03-07 02:10:00 Scott Ott spotlights Obama ’s far left tendencies to support what is tantamount to infanticide when you examine the details. Expect Hillary’s people to jump all over this if they have the guts. This guy is so far to the left in his thinking that we suspect, as more facts come out in the next seven ... More About: America , Satire , Choice , Radical
McCains Favorite Radio Personality
2008-02-12 03:14:00 Share This More About: Radio , Satire , Favorite , Personality
Moderates to Conservatives: Don?t Cut Off Your Nose : Use a Clothes-pin
2008-02-09 23:13:00 Right about now it’s time for far right conservatives in the Republican party to begin thinking about the consequences of a Barack Mohammad Obama or a Trans-gender Clinton presidency. Think about the ramifications. Think about any upcoming Supreme Court nominations. Think about Iran with nukes. Think about massive civil war in Iraq and the ... More About: Politics , Clothes , Editorial , Conservatives , Nose
Tech Support for Installing Husband v1.0
More articles from this author:2008-02-09 04:14:00 One of our readers sent this in to us. Some versions (no pun intended) have been around the web in various forms. We thought this one was worth sharing this evening… Call it a Valentine’s Day prelude INSTALLING HUSBAND v1.0 Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed ... More About: Humor , Tech Support 1, 2, 3 |
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