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Off to the Races.
2007-11-02 01:49:00 What do you do on a slow day? You could play cards or chess. Some people will enjoy a good book. Others will do stuff on their computers. A few people will eat and eat. A couple will yak on the phone to their friends who are trying to accomplish something. Not ... More About: Races
Off to the Races.
2007-11-02 01:49:00 What do you do on a slow day? You could play cards or chess. Some people will enjoy a good book. Others will do stuff on their computers. A few people will eat and eat. A couple will yak on the phone to their friends who are trying to accomplish something. Not ... More About: Races
Trick or Treat
2007-10-31 23:11:00 I hate this holiday. You can’t call Halloween a holiday unless you are a Pagan or a Wicken. Just for those that don’t know, trick or treat does not mean that if the person who opens the door doesn’t give you candy you play a trick on them. It means they either have to show ... More About: Trick , Treat
Trick or Treat
2007-10-31 23:11:00 I hate this holiday. You can’t call Halloween a holiday unless you are a Pagan or a Wicken. Just for those that don’t know, trick or treat does not mean that if the person who opens the door doesn’t give you candy you play a trick on them. It means they either have to show ... More About: Trick , Treat
Christmas Eve on the 4th of July
2007-10-31 02:47:00 One Christmas eve on the fourth of July , while Santa Clause cooked spare ribs, my uncle Sam delivered presents to all the good little waiters and waitresses. Then we opened for business. Sam was tired from delivering all those cork screws, aprons, and other fun stuff. So Santa whipped up a batch of slaw and ... More About: Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve on the 4th of July
2007-10-31 02:47:00 One Christmas eve on the fourth of July , while Santa Clause cooked spare ribs, my uncle Sam delivered presents to all the good little waiters and waitresses. Then we opened for business. Sam was tired from delivering all those cork screws, aprons, and other fun stuff. So Santa whipped up a batch of slaw and ... More About: Christmas Eve
Tailgating Blog Entries
2007-10-31 02:22:00 Tony, a very skilled writer and fellow blogger, came up with a great idea for a “choose your ending” type of post. My being hungover and Tony not able to fully function on Mondays, we are very confused on how to work this out. So I am going to start off with an entry ... More About: Blog , Tailgating , Trie
Tailgating Blog Entries
2007-10-31 02:22:00 Tony, a very skilled writer and fellow blogger, came up with a great idea for a “choose your ending” type of post. My being hungover and Tony not able to fully function on Mondays, we are very confused on how to work this out. So I am going to start off with an entry ... More About: Blog , Tailgating , Trie
Fuzzy Maters.
2007-10-29 16:48:00 As you know, many restaurant owners don’t waist much. Some will re-plate uneaten olives. Others reheat rolls from your table. But what do you do with a fuzzy mater? No, a fuzzy mater is not a hot Italian dude with a hairy back. It is the tomato you wish you never knew you ate. Most ...
Fuzzy Maters.
2007-10-29 16:48:00 As you know, many restaurant owners don’t waist much. Some will re-plate uneaten olives. Others reheat rolls from your table. But what do you do with a fuzzy mater? No, a fuzzy mater is not a hot Italian dude with a hairy back. It is the tomato you wish you never knew you ate. Most ...
The Wall eyed Waitress
2007-10-29 02:54:00 I went out to dinner last night and my waitress had one eyeball that looks straight, and the other looks upwards. Awkward, which eye do I look at since I can’t look at both of them at the same time? I wanted to order, but I couldn’t. I was taught to look people in the ... More About: Servers , Wall , Wait , The wall , Waitress
The Wall eyed Waitress
2007-10-29 02:54:00 I went out to dinner last night and my waitress had one eyeball that looks straight, and the other looks upwards. Awkward, which eye do I look at since I can’t look at both of them at the same time? I wanted to order, but I couldn’t. I was taught to look people in the ... More About: Servers , Wall , Wait , The wall , Waitress
The ?Special? Table.
2007-10-28 05:19:00 Let me tell you about our special table. It has one leg shorter than the rest. Sort of oval on the left where it had caught fire two years ago. It’s rectangularishy on the right where the delivery truck ran over it the day we got it. Two of the legs have casters and ... More About: Special , Table
The ?Special? Table.
2007-10-28 05:19:00 Let me tell you about our special table. It has one leg shorter than the rest. Sort of oval on the left where it had caught fire two years ago. It’s rectangularishy on the right where the delivery truck ran over it the day we got it. Two of the legs have casters and ... More About: Special , Table
The Meltdown.
2007-10-27 00:52:00 A puddle at my feet. What is it?, I thought. I cleaned it up. It had been raining all day so I assumed the roof had a leak. Twenty minutes later I was again standing in water. I quickly cleaned it up. I decided to put a bucket under the ...
The Meltdown.
2007-10-27 00:52:00 A puddle at my feet. What is it?, I thought. I cleaned it up. It had been raining all day so I assumed the roof had a leak. Twenty minutes later I was again standing in water. I quickly cleaned it up. I decided to put a bucket under the ...
The Drunken Cook.
2007-10-26 02:42:00 Every day it’s the same thing. I ask for two eggs, bacon, and hashed browns. The damn cook gives me egsh, baconun, and hashishedish brownens. If I ask for a cheese burger, I get a sheezziz booger. An order of onion rings comes out an order of oneenum things. Pancakes become pattied flakes. Now, it ... More About: Cook , Cooks
The Drunken Cook.
2007-10-26 02:42:00 Every day it’s the same thing. I ask for two eggs, bacon, and hashed browns. The damn cook gives me egsh, baconun, and hashishedish brownens. If I ask for a cheese burger, I get a sheezziz booger. An order of onion rings comes out an order of oneenum things. Pancakes become pattied flakes. Now, it ... More About: Cook
Did you eat a Bowl of Stupid for Breakfast?
2007-10-25 04:02:00 Is your coffee hot? No, it’s cold brewed and kept on ice. Do you have a menu? No. You’ll have to guess. Does your fish taste fishy? No. It’s sort of porkish. Is your beer cold? Yes. Every time I stick it in my vagina, it cries rape. When is the weather going to clear ... More About: Breakfast , Customers , Stupid , Bowl
Did you eat a Bowl of Stupid for Breakfast?
2007-10-25 04:02:00 Is your coffee hot? No, it’s cold brewed and kept on ice. Do you have a menu? No. You’ll have to guess. Does your fish taste fishy? No. It’s sort of porkish. Is your beer cold? Yes. Every time I stick it in my vagina, it cries rape. When is the weather going to clear ... More About: Breakfast , Customers , Stupid , Bowl
Walk-Out!
2007-10-23 23:58:00 Dear Mr. Walk -Outer, Did I seat you at the worst seat in the house? Did everyone bump into you on their way to the Porta-Potties that were filled to the top? Did you see cute local vermin? Did fire-ants decide to bite what’s in your pants? Were parts of you bitten ... More About: Customers
Walk-Out!
2007-10-23 23:58:00 Dear Mr. Walk -Outer, Did I seat you at the worst seat in the house? Did everyone bump into you on their way to the Porta-Potties that were filled to the top? Did you see cute local vermin? Did fire-ants decide to bite what’s in your pants? Were parts of you bitten ... More About: Customers
Greasy Waitress T-Shirts
2007-10-23 02:35:00 I have been looking for something to wear after a long hot day in the restaurant. I finally found it. It cost me five dollars. I can’t find much of anything worth a crap for that price. I will be the only waitress in town sporting this T-Shirt. Not only is it to the point, ... More About: Shirts , T-Shirts , T shirts , Wait , Waitress
Greasy Waitress T-Shirts
2007-10-23 02:35:00 I have been looking for something to wear after a long hot day in the restaurant. I finally found it. It cost me five dollars. I can’t find much of anything worth a crap for that price. I will be the only waitress in town sporting this T-Shirt. Not only is it to the point, ... More About: Shirts , T-Shirts , T shirts , Wait , Waitress
Sitting at a dirty table?
2007-10-22 00:16:00 Is it entirely necessary to sit at the only table I haven’t cleaned? Now you are just in my way. I have ten tables and everyone wants that one. Do you have an affinity for crumbs? Are you partial to grape jelly cuff links. Maybe you enjoy the fart heated seat. You probably think if ... More About: Customers , Dirty , Table
Sitting at a dirty table?
2007-10-22 00:16:00 Is it entirely necessary to sit at the only table I haven’t cleaned? Now you are just in my way. I have ten tables and everyone wants that one. Do you have an affinity for crumbs? Are you partial to grape jelly cuff links. Maybe you enjoy the fart heated seat. You probably think if ... More About: Customers , Dirty , Table
Premeditated Bad Service
2007-10-21 00:38:00 Sometimes I wish I didn’t have to be all peaches and cream. It gets on my nerves. If I could say what I’m thinking and do what I want. It would go down something like this: The customer comes in and says to me “Good morning.” “Screw you. Sit there. You want coffee? ” “Well actually I ... More About: Service
Premeditated Bad Service
2007-10-21 00:38:00 Sometimes I wish I didn’t have to be all peaches and cream. It gets on my nerves. If I could say what I’m thinking and do what I want. It would go down something like this: The customer comes in and says to me “Good morning.” “Screw you. Sit there. You want coffee? ” “Well actually I ... More About: Service
Smoking is bad for you mmmkay!
2007-10-19 20:10:00 Lately I’ve been reading about smoking bans and how they effect the revenue of businesses and servers. Here in Florida we’ve had a smoking ban for years. I had the same concerns as Raging Server. It soon became apparent that this simply wasn’t the case. Yes, people who like to enjoy a cigarette ... More About: Smoking
Smoking is bad for you mmmkay!
More articles from this author:2007-10-19 20:10:00 Lately I’ve been reading about smoking bans and how they effect the revenue of businesses and servers. Here in Florida we’ve had a smoking ban for years. I had the same concerns as Raging Server. It soon became apparent that this simply wasn’t the case. Yes, people who like to enjoy a cigarette ... More About: Smoking 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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