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Yo Oscar.
2008-02-26 09:08:00 Hey y’all, Apparently last night there was some manner of awards show. I don’t have all the details, but I hear that it was a gathering more or less of prominent members of the film community, all showing up at an auditorium in impractical outfits to give each hearty claps on the back and little statuettes ... More About: News , Oscar
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-02-23 09:48:00 Hey y’all, I promised to be more positive this week, and by Momma , I think I succeeded. Any week when I come across some actually funny snaps on the site is a success in my book. So what did we touch on in this, the week that was? Well, on Monday we couldn’t resist commenting on ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Debates, debates?
2008-02-22 08:51:00 So as y’all may be aware, the big Democratic debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama went down tonight in Austin. The truth? It was pretty damned boring. I mean, it’s a debate about the issues between politicians, never a profession noted for not attracting blustery windbags, so it ain’t like boredom wasn’t exactly the ... More About: News , Debates
You know what I want to see?
2008-02-21 09:35:00 Some more playing of the dozens in hip-hop. I mean, yeah, we have the Pharcyde’s “Ya Mama,” but Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde came out more than a decade and a half ago (feeling old yet?) and so far not a single rapper or group has stepped up to fill its bright red boxer drawers. ... More About: News
Shaq is back!
2008-02-20 10:44:00 Well, not that he ever went away or anything. The big news in sports, which I’m sure y’all are aware of, is that Shaq uille O’Neal, who is 487 years old and has been playing basketball since all the game entailed was throwing a misshapen chunk of rock at the heads of opponents, has been traded to ... More About: News , Back
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay?
2008-02-19 07:12:00 Hey y’all, Let’s say you achieved a great measure of success in your field, and then spent the next several years spending nearly every waking moment (and with all the stimulant use, there are a lot of those) furiously eroding your position with an endless series of extremely poor decisions. How would you go about undoing ... More About: News , Lindsay
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-02-16 04:02:00 Hey y’all, Have I been a little cranky this week? It feels like it. You know me - for better or for worse, I’m passionate about bringing Yo Momma snaps to a higher plateau, to elevate them into the respected form of humor you and I know they can be, and sometimes I get a little ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Damn, Britney.
2008-02-15 11:32:00 Hey y’all, I know that the important news lately has to do mostly with politics and civil wars - and we’ve been trying to cover that dutifully - but one news item that’s been on the front page near every day for the last couple of months is the slow-mo collapse of the pop star formerly ... More About: News , Britney , Damn
I?ve said it before?
2008-02-14 11:50:00 And right now, I’m saying it again. Do something for me, peoples. Go to the Yo Momma homepage. Look at the leader board. The top 5. Notice anything familiar? If your memory needs a jog, the five top battlers are the exact same as they’ve been almost since the very beginning of YoMomma.tv. And that can ... More About: News
What kind of lamery is this?
2008-02-13 10:09:00 Hey y’all, Like I mentioned yesterday, Amy Winehouse, R&B’s most crack-addled generation-defining talent, swept up a whole basketful of Grammys the other night and, fresh out of rehab, delivered a performance that even the most cynical pundit would describe as “surprisingly decent.” So I figured that at least a couple of those perennial jokesters over at ... More About: News
You look for a topical snap and?
2008-02-12 10:11:00 So as y’all are probably aware, the Grammy Awards, that annual celebration of the best, or at least the most omnipresent music in the Western world, took place last night. There were no real surprises, save for Herbie Hancock snagging Album of the Year for his Joni Mitchell tribute; Amy Winehouse hoovered up awards like ... More About: News , Snap
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-02-09 08:20:00 It’s been one of those exhausting weeks news-wise. Politicians duke it out, storms ravage the nation, gunmen prowl the streets, striking writers clog the streets of Hollywood, and Africa is just…having problems. Some of that was touched on this week on the blog, and some, thankfully, wasn’t. Because who wants a Yo Momma snap about ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
A little tip for you battlers out there.
2008-02-08 10:25:00 A lot of jokes I see out there on the Yo Momma site have an incredibly narrow focus and incorporate references that the vast majority of people simply are unable to understand. Now a good and obscure reference to history or pop culture can make a merely decent snap seem great, but sometimes the reference ... More About: News
Since politics are in the air?
2008-02-07 10:16:00 Super Tuesday may be behind us, but given the lack of a clear winner in any camp, it seems like we’ll all be weathering another few months of the carousel of glee that is political campaigning. To lighten that heavy burden a bit, I thought we might try some relevant political Yo Momma snaps. Like ... More About: News , Politics
Super Tuesday
2008-02-06 07:49:00 Unless you’ve been living in the sweaty, fetid area between yo momma’s gargantuan rolls of fat, you’re probably aware that we’re in the midst of the most heated presidential nomination race since…well, since probably anyone who reads this blog can remember. Today was Super Tuesday , the day that usually decides the front-runner - but it ... More About: News , Super Tuesday
Versimilitude.
2008-02-01 06:27:00 Well, I can certainly see it… …although it’s kind of uncomfortably vivid. I imagine this with the plastic still on. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 02%2F01%2Fversimilitude%2F'; addthis_title = 'Versimilitude.'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News
Sigh.
2008-01-30 20:55:00 Well, we’ve officially given up, apparently: Yo Momma: 2007 - 2008 RIP addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F30%2Fsigh%2F'; addthis_title = 'Sigh .'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News
You?re not even trying.
2008-01-30 07:48:00 What the hell is this? There is absolutely no excuse for any aspect of this. It’s terrible. He didn’t even bother to type “other” in correctly. There’s an entire verb missing. Camels weigh a lot more than that. It… I can’t… this is almost as bad as Padiwan. Someone’s Momma oughta be ashamed. addthis_url ... More About: News
The Momma Heresy.
2008-01-29 07:14:00 Have you noticed the odd religious bent certain jokes at Yo Momma have? This frightens me, because this man imagines a timeless, infinite mother, existing beyond space, of such enormous and terrifying dimensions that she inconveniences God. It’s really pretty Lovecraftian. I’ll have a hard time sleeping tonight. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F29%2Fthe-momma-heresy%2F'; ... More About: News , Heresy
Yo Momma weekly round-up.
2008-01-26 00:07:00 Three fouls and a double this week at Yo Momma . We dealt with defunct art movements, complete incomprehensibility, apparent dyslexia, and the rare gem of genuine humor. I always learn something from Yo Momma. I usually didn’t want to know, but I do always learn something. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F25%2Fyo-momma-weekly-round-up%2F'; addthis_title ... More About: News , Round Up , Weekly , Round
Every thorn has its rose.
2008-01-25 04:40:00 Well, after a couple of kind of dispiriting examples, my faith in the gang at Yo Momma has been partially restored: It has the usual disregard for grammar and punctuation, but it has two great strengths: It’s spelled right, except for that “slingshot” is one word; and It’s funny. Watch and learn, Padiwan. addthis_url ... More About: News , Rose
Our public schools.
2008-01-24 05:05:00 Today in “All Children Left Behind:” It took me five minutes to get “parachutes off the curb” out of that mess. This man’s momma should schedule a parent-teacher conference. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F24%2Four-public-schools%2F'; addthis_title = 'Our+public+schools.'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News , Schools , Public
What what what?
2008-01-23 02:24:00 Am I missing something here? She… what? Wears a kimono and can inflate her throat? Has bound feet and eats flies? “Chinese bullfrog” doesn’t appear to be an actual animal; the top search result in Wikipedia is the Chinese Edible Frog, also known as the East Asian Bullfrog. Go to Yo Momma and write some new insults ... More About: News
Surrealism.
2008-01-22 05:29:00 I don’t understand this. It reminds me of this old gem: “How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?” “Fish!” Is the general idea “Yo momma so fat, she speaks only in complete non sequiturs?” Because that’s pretty fat. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F22%2Fsurrealism%2F'; addthis_title = 'Surrealism.'; addthis_pub ... More About: News
Yo momma weekly roundup.
2008-01-18 16:25:00 Not our classiest week here at Yo Momma . We had random incest news, and then the Three Faces of Eve Padiwan to keep us company. I see from the stats of the lovely Padiwan that, while she has been a member of the site for a six months, only two battles she’s been in ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
I cannot get over this woman.
2008-01-17 20:07:00 Well, Padiwan is back. I went to Yo Momma to try to find something, anything else to write about, but of course I couldn’t tear myself away from the horror. I actually went so far as to search for her, just to see, and of course you can guess what I found. I don’t understand how ... More About: News , Woman
Do I have a nemesis?
2008-01-16 19:11:00 I think I’ve gone and gotten myself an archenemy, somehow. Remember the woman yesterday, with the peeing butter and the endless, endless horror? She’s back. I go to Yo Momma, and what do I see? I had to look this up. Apparently the mascot of USC is the Trojans, and Trojan is a brand of condom. It’s kind ... More About: News , Nemesis
I spat my martini all over the keyboard.
2008-01-15 23:17:00 I opened the Yo Momma site just now and this, literally, is the first thing I saw: I can’t… what? Butter isn’t… “pee pee” is not… and don’t even ask me; about the semicolons. I need another drink. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 01%2F15%2Fi-spat-my-martini-all-over-the- keyboard%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+spat+my+martini+all+over+the+keyboard. '; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News , Keyboard , Martini
More Momma news.
2008-01-14 22:56:00 I swear, the AP is just handing these to me. LONDON, England (CNN) — British twins who had been separated at birth learned they were related only after they had become husband and wife, a senior British lawmaker said. The marriage has been annulled. … “They were never told that they were twins,” he said during ... More About: News , Momma
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
More articles from this author:2008-01-11 20:38:00 We had a varied week in Yo Momma . We had the end (finally) of the holiday season. We had another dead white chick. We had a fascinating how-to about the editorial process that goes into this fine blog. And finally, we learned a valuable lesson about how “mean” is relative. See you on the ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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