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As 20,000 users approaches?
2007-11-21 10:54:00 Hey y’all, Check it. YoMomma.tv is currently representing almost 17,000 fierce-tongued battlers. Can you imagine such a thing? 17,000 people all aspiring to bring much hurt to others’ mothers. Sometimes I wish there were more fresh and original jokes, sometimes I wish I didn’t see 500 people all stepping out with the same diss, but still. ... More About: News , Users
Jesus Still Reigns
2007-11-20 10:24:00 Hey y’all, Have you noticed that the enigmatic battler known only as, well, Jesus has been at the top of the YoMomma.tv basically since the site began? I mean, the real life Jesus was notorious for making a scene, bucking the status quo and offending the squares, but he eventually got crucified for it. This Jesus ... More About: News
More Shakespeariffic Yo Momma
2007-11-14 10:05:00 Yeah, yeah, I know what y’all are thinking. Shakespeare is boring, Shakespeare is incomprehensible, Shakespeare is to be suffered through in ninth grade English and then forgotten, its place in your mind occupied with remembering the jingles from beer commercials. I know all that. But I’ve told you before and now I’m telling you again, ... More About: News , Momma
Etymology of ?Yo?
2007-11-12 15:42:00 I love words. By manipulating my tongue, making some sounds and moving my lips I?m able to put together a few and diss someone?s Momma. It?s really unbelievable. I also love the meaning of those words. So I?ve wondered about ?Yo Momma,? specifically the word ?Yo?. See, ?Yo? could easily be the possessive ?your? but ... More About: News
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-11-10 12:49:00 Hey y’all, Kind of a week of foreshortened posts this time around, due to some of those oh-so-extenuating circumstances. Yesterday the whole damned blog was down. I blame the Internet. The Internet, like beer, is the cause of and solution to many of life’s problems. Anyway, I promise that next week will be a little fuller, ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
You won?t believe what me and yo momma did last night.
2007-11-08 09:55:00 Oh man. Me and yo momma last night…whoo boy. I’ll tell you what went down, blow by blow. Yo momma showed up at my door, with some special treats. And that’s when we started getting down. We stirred it up. We beat. We kneaded. Yo momma sprinkled her sugar and cinnamon all over, and you best believe that ... More About: News , Night , Momma
The one line diss post.
2007-11-07 11:21:00 Yo momma so dirty she scraped her corns with a cheese grater, mixed ‘em with milk, and made you cornbread. Yo momma so hairy she was Chewbacca’s stunt double. Okay, so I lied. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2007%2F 11%2F07%2Fthe-one-line-diss-post%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+one+line+diss+post.'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News , Post , Line , Diss
Oh! Ohhhh!
2007-11-06 10:06:00 Okay y’all. I want you sit down. I want you to prepare. Because the Yo Momma blog is about to stick you in a toaster and butter you all up with some especially serious flavor of the old-school variety. For most of you, this will be a trip right back to your heady childhood years, ... More About: News
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-11-02 21:54:00 Hey y’all, The afternoon is winding down. Everyone’s looking longingly out the window as the clock counts down inexorable and slow the few remaining hours and minutes before the weekend finally begins. It’s a time to kick your feet up. It’s a time to hate on people’s mommas. Yours, for example, is so ugly that the ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
Yo momma so fat even the Force couldn?t move her.
2007-11-02 07:03:00 Oh yeah, I just busted out some Star Wars-flavored Yo Momma dissage. Because Star Wars is undeniably a cultural landmark, as is playing the dozens, so it’s only right and natural that they should be combined into one sweet and sticky piece of pop cultural taffy. But of course, the Yo Momma Blog ain’t the ... More About: News , Force , Move , The Force
I?I have no words.
2007-10-31 19:37:00 Okay, I have a few words. Namely, oh my God, I’m glad I don’t really remember most of the ’80s, because they look like they were abjectly terrifying. To offer ample proof, and to speak some words in defense of all the mothers out there dissed by Yo Momma snaps (with the help of some awkwardly ... More About: News , Words
From an unlikely source?
2007-10-30 20:13:00 Hey y’all, Sunny day Sweepin’ the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street Man, who doesn’t get a bunch of warm and fuzzy memories welling up inside when they hear those lyrics? I just immediately go back to my pudding and popsicle days, sitting ... More About: News , Source
Shaq, Yo Momma and Israel
2007-10-30 02:58:00 Hey y’all, Did everyone have a good weekend like I told you to? You best have. I don’t want to hear no reports of frowns or tears, unless the tears are yours because I kicked it to yo momma Saturday night. Ohhhhhh. Anyway, I was digging around for Yo Momma -ness, like I do, and I found this ... More About: News , Israel , Shaq
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-10-27 07:19:00 Hey y’all, Man! Finally, a fast week. It seems like just last night I was writing the last Yo Momma Weekly Roundup , but here I am, primed to kick back and enjoy a high-quality weekend right as soon as I get this roundup fired off and sent to the digital presses. Great how that works. I’m ... More About: News
YouTube and Meta Yo Momma
2007-10-26 08:21:00 Hey y’all, I’ve noticed a bit of a trend brewing in the Yo Momma community. Much like in the greater world of humor in general lately, certain Yo Momma battlers have embraced the meta-joke, skewering the standard template of a Yo Momma snap with self-referential humor, or something just plain non-humor. Here’s an example taken from ... More About: News , Youtube , Meta
Yo Momma?s video intellectualizing
2007-10-25 06:54:00 Hey y’all, I’ll admit it, sometimes we at the Yo Momma blog are guilty of perhaps a wee bit of overthinking when it comes to our beloved Yo Momma and the dozens in general. “But wait,” you say, “Can it even be possibly possible to spend too much time thinking and talking about a verbal sparring ... More About: Video , News , S Video , S-Video
OH SCHNAP!
2007-10-24 09:54:00 Hey y’all, You know that part of trading Yo Momma snaps is having a sense of humor about it, because if you don’t realize it’s all in good fun, you’re bound to get just a little upset. But don’t worry, we here at the Yo Momma blog know how to take a good diss in ... More About: News
Miami Bass!
2007-10-23 11:52:00 Miami Bass , if you can remember all the way back to the very early ’90s, was about as raw as music could get. Not raw like “bad-ass,” raw like “Damn, can you say that on tape without it melting?” 2 Live Crew was terrifying staid America with their pure, uncut funky raunch and lewdness long ... More About: News , Miami
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-10-20 06:33:00 Hey peoples and mommas, What’s happening with you? Man, I’ll tell you, I could unload on y’all for about three hours straight about this week, but I know that’s not what you came here to check. You’re interested in Yo Momma , and it is my sworn and solemn duty to bring you that dozens joy. I ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Yo Momma, Yo Music
2007-10-19 03:59:00 Hey y’all, I was bouncin’ around the web today, like I do, looking for some quality music on that most beloved and cherished of subjects: yo momma. You know we like to talk about music here on the Yo Momma blog, and we view it as our nigh-on sacred duty to bring you, the loyal fans, ... More About: News , Music
This one goes out to the babies
2007-10-18 06:23:00 Okay, dig, peoples, I got another idea comin’ straight from my momma-obsessed brain and arriving at your computer screen. We have to bring Yo Momma to the children. Again, I’m not talking about your actual momma, because the only time she was ever brought to the children was when your high school had her appear at an ... More About: News , Babies , Babi , Goes
Let?s class up Yo Momma
2007-10-17 02:30:00 I mean Yo Momma the TV show of course. Nobody could class up yo actual momma, because she’s so trashy that when she stands at the end of your driveway the city sends a couple dudes to take her to the dump. Yo momma so trashy that you get Christmas cards from Oscar the Grouch. ... More About: News , Class
I Love the Real Super Sweet Flavor of Yo Momma 2
2007-10-16 02:51:00 Hey y’all, Alright, stand back, because I’m about to bust out some unprecedented TV-executive skills the likes of which none of y’all have ever seen before. I am going to blow the minds of any MTV high-ups reading this post. I am going to straight inaugurate a new golden era of quality television programming. So dig: we ... More About: News , Love , Super , Sweet , Real
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-10-13 00:38:00 Hey y’all, It’s Friday. We officially done with yet another 7-day chunk of our fleeting time on this whirling chunk of rock. I hope everyone reading out there managed to make the most of it. Man, I’m sorry, did that sound a little morbid? Just been one of those weeks, I guess. Anyway, onto what’s really important, what ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
Yo Momma loves technology
2007-10-12 05:12:00 Hey y’all, We’re living in a computer-centric society today, and even Yo Momma disses have been upgraded from their analog past and entered the digital age. Look at yourself right now: you’re reading an online blog on a big Web 2.0 site where users get together to sling sick disses about the weight and sexual desires ... More About: News , Technology
The Best of Yo Momma: Fast Food
2007-10-11 06:19:00 Hey y’all, If there’s anything I’m pretty sure about after spending all this time on YoMomma .tv, it’s that y’all love yourselves some fast food. I mean, I suppose everyone does from time to time ? like the book says, we’re living in a fast food nation, and it’s pretty hard to say no to some delicious ... More About: News , Food , Fast Food , Fast
Epic Battles
2007-10-10 00:24:00 Hey y’all, Who can forget the most epic battle in televised Yo Momma history? You know what I’m talking about - the first round of the final battle of Yo Momma Season 2 New York, where every snap had to be related to New York City. Battler BGB eventually won, but the fight was closer ... More About: News , Battles , Epic
Mr. T and Yo Momma
2007-10-09 04:11:00 Of course I?ve been laughing my ass off reading about fat, thin, stupid, old and ugly mamas. I?ve also been checking out some pretty amazing battles between people of all races, ages, creeds and sexes. There is something I think we should remember, though. The way I see it, we all need ... More About: News , Momma
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-10-06 05:54:00 Another long week gone by. I will tell you, there’s nothing like stepping inside your house at the end of work on Friday, sinking into the couch, popping the top off something appropriately bubbly and stupefying, cuing up something familiar and beloved on the DVD player, and making sure to call your boys over so ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
A bit more history
More articles from this author:2007-10-05 01:50:00 A brief inspection of the history of insulting one?s Momma (see Yo Momma) reveals that the first recorded instance of a ?Yo Momma?s so?? took place during the Third Dutch War (a military campaign that took place from 1672 ? 1674). During England?s attempt to blockade the Seven United Netherlands, fisherman would row out ... More About: News , History 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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