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Yo Momma in Music
2007-10-04 03:39:00 Yo Momma ?s so greasy that she?s seeped into pop culture. Yeah, I?ve noticed something you all haven?t. Yo Momma?s in a whole lot of songs. Though not necessarily an obvious Yo Momma insult, Aerosmith has a whole song entitled ?Yo Momma.? The lyrics for part of the song go ?your Momma wants to do me ... More About: News , Music
50 Ways to Use Yo Momma
2007-10-03 04:35:00 So get this. I?ve been loving the site, checking out the different kinds of insults ? you know: fat, stupid, skinny, etc. But guess what I?ve found out. A quick glance at the Urban Dictionary lists a ton of definitions (or ways of using ?yo momma“…). The first definition is ?A ... More About: News , Momma
The Math of Yo Mom (m)a
2007-10-02 03:30:00 So the way I see it there are two mathematical explanations for the success of an insult. First of all, if we take ?yo mama? and add the numerical values of the letters (where a = 1 and z = 26) the total value is 68, which together is 14, which together is 5. Every ... More About: News , Math
The rest of the world should pay attention to Yo Momma.
2007-09-28 03:32:00 I don?t know about you, but if you come from a country that doesn?t think insulting someone?s Momma is a big deal I?m not sure you could hold up to us. This is what I?m trying to say. After David Beckham got in trouble for calling a Spanish referee?s mother a whore he said ?I ... More About: News , World , The World , Rest , Attention
Yo Education
2007-09-27 00:11:00 So I was watching TV the other day and this professor was talking about sociology and culture evolution and stuff. He said that if we look at certain things like video games at first all we see is, well, a game. But if we look a bit harder we see something else. ... More About: News , Education , Duca
Yo Momma keeps people sane.
2007-09-25 05:45:00 I have a theory. I think Yo Momma is keeping people sane. I?ll bet you crime has gone down since Yo Momma came on. I?ll bet you fights are down. See, instead of people going out with nothing to do and sitting around insulting people they don?t know they?re getting on ... More About: News , People
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-09-22 10:21:00 Yo momma so fat that the Lord took six days to create her, and on the seventh day He no longer had room to rest. I guess that one was kind of weird. But it’s been a long week, and I’m kind of in a weird mood. But it has, of course, been another reliably fruitful ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
A New Rating System
2007-09-21 01:59:00 I?ve probably spent more hours on Yo Momma in the lab and in the battle ring in the last months than I have reading the paper, working or watching TV. Now, having voted, I believe, on every insult there is in the lab, and having checked out most of the battles, I think I?ve ... More About: News , System , Stem
Imagine
2007-09-20 06:06:00 Imagine there?s no mamas. It?s easy if you try. No one to insult or battle for; with us only guys. Imagine a world with no gender, then there wouldn?t even be those guys. Imagine all the people, actually insulting each other ? you may say that I?m a dreamer. But ... More About: News , Imagine
Yo Momma on the toiiilllettt?
2007-09-19 06:12:00 Have you ever noticed how the word ?toilet? seems to make people think that something will be funny? It appears to me that while this may not be something we like to think of, it may indeed be true. Let?s take a look. I ran through the ?tags? in the ?lab? and ... More About: News , Momma
Alphabet Mama Soup
2007-09-18 03:19:00 My brother and I have figured out a great new game. We buy about ten cans of alphabet soup and each get two bowls that we split all the soup into. Our friend starts a stopwatch and we each have two minutes to create the most insults possible (usually one is all we ... More About: News , Soup , Mama , Alphabet
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-09-15 02:17:00 Another week, another series of frank observations on your momma’s various physical and mental deficiencies. That’s how we do here at the Yo Momma blog. Yo Momma - and you don’t stop. So this was a week especially filled with unique Yo Momma conflict and content. Let’s look back for those of you just tuning in ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
New Spins on Yo Momma
2007-09-14 10:17:00 I think we should put some new spins on this contest. As it is right now there isn?t so much at stake. Yeah, someone can insult someone?s mama but after that episode we?re not even thinking about him anymore. It?s not that I don?t think we should be having the show, it?s that I want ... More About: News , Spins , Momma
More celebrity battles
2007-09-13 11:36:00 And you thought it would end at Fiddy and Kanye. Sure, rap feuds are ugly, but as nasty as the rap game can get, there’s something much darker and more insidious out there, something whose inherent feuds are not only savage, but have the potential to dramatically affect all our lives. Oh yes. I’m talking about politics. As ... More About: News , Celebrity , Battles
It?s goin? down at YoMomma.tv
2007-09-12 04:25:00 What’s goin’ down, you ask? The newest and hottest feud in hip-hop music of course. Rappers love to feud. It’s as much a part of the music as turntables, microphones and Parliament/Funkadelic samples. Rappers were feuding even back in the mid-’80s (usually about which neighborhood in New York could lay claim to giving birth to American rap ... More About: News , Momma , Goin
Mo? History
2007-09-11 06:17:00 Hey y’all, I’m about to bust out some history on you. You may think that Yo Momma jokes are a fairly recently phenomenon. A lot of you kids out there probably think that you and your boys invented them sitting around the lunch table at school pretending to be bad while slinging Yo Momma snaps staler than ... More About: News , History , Tory
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-09-08 11:08:00 Another week gone by. This one seemed pretty short to me. This week was shorter than yo momma’s breath after she undertakes the grueling walk from off the sofa to the pantry to get another bag of Ruffles. Ooooooh. Anyway, what did we talk about around here? Let’s see… There was some speculation going on about where the ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
A few words of advice for YoMomma.tv
2007-09-07 08:37:00 Hey y’all, Yo, I think this site is sick?I spend hours on it and have a great time reading insults and voting in the ring. The thing is I think some of the battles just aren?t fair. I have a few suggestions to make things even more interesting. First, we should have separate categories for the ... More About: News , Advice , Words , Momma
The Best of Yo Momma: The Police
2007-09-06 07:39:00 Hey y’all, Sometimes it seems like there’s not much love going on out there for the police ? especially when it comes to the hip-hop community, which seems to be closest to the Yo Momma community’s heart. I know I’ve never heard a rap song whose message was ?Obey all posted signs and ordinances and observe ... More About: News , The Police , Police , The Best Of
The Best of Yo Momma: Hip-Hop
2007-09-05 08:26:00 Hey y’all, Earlier I talked about the relationship Yo Momma jokes have with music. And no music fits the whole idea of slinging put-downs better than hip-hop. A good battle at a cypher’s got just about as many disses as all of YoMomma.tv, and you can’t turn on the radio without hearing a rapper carefully explaining ... More About: News , The Best Of
Where will the next season be?
2007-09-04 09:51:00 Hey y’all, As I’m sure everyone knows, Yo Momma, sort of like the Real World (only with burns so sick people need skin grafts, and less drunk sex), moves around from city to city all around the country every season. Seas on one was was in Los Angeles. Season two was in New York. This season right ... More About: News
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2007-09-01 08:10:00 It’s been a straight busy week here at the Yo Momma blog, a week where we brought you the absolute deli fresh in incendiary Yo Momma snaps and got real about everything from hip-hop history to racism. And if you’re just dropping in for the first time, you’re about to get a primer. First we thought ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Yo Momma Afghanistan part 2
2007-08-31 22:08:00 As promised, here is part 2 of Yo Momma Afghanistan ! For more parodies check out Short Circuitz. Short Circuitz wants your best TV parody! Send us your funniest TV and music parodies and they just might end up on the air. PLUG IN YOUR TV PARODY NOW! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2007%2F 08%2F31%2Fyo-momma-afghanistan-part-2%2F' ; ... More About: News , Part , Ghan
20,000 Leagues Under Yo Momma
2007-08-31 11:12:00 Hey y’all, Put on your jewel-encrusted party hats and get ready to play a tune on your pimp kazoos, because your favorite portal for the very finest in brutal snaps and verbal slaps, YoMomma .tv, has just passed a major milestone. That’s right, YoMomma.tv is now home to over 20,000 disses. That is twenty. thousand. yo momma ... More About: News , Leagues
Yo Momma and racism
2007-08-30 11:22:00 Peace to all of you and your mommas, I’ve been wondering about something lately due to all the time I spend voting on jokes and battles on YoMomma .tv. Even for a casual observer, it’s pretty hard to miss that a lot of the jokes people are posting can seem kind of racist. A popular trope, even ... More About: News , Racism
The Pharcyde: A Yo Momma Moment
2007-08-29 11:07:00 Some of you might not be too schooled on your hip-hop history, so I thought I would talk about rap music’s most shining example of the pure art of Yo Momma , the song that was made theme to MTV’s Yo Momma: the Pharcyde’s “Ya Mama.” “Ya Mama” comes straight off the California foursome’s debut album, ... More About: News , Moment
The Best of Yo Momma: Jesus
2007-08-27 18:23:00 Jesus H. Christ. The central figure of the Christian faith. The purported savior of humanity. The main man to 3 billion of the world’s people. And apparently the best battler on YoMomma .tv. It takes a lot of hubris to pretend to be God on a website, but whoever Jesus is, it’s working for him ? ... More About: News , Jesus , The Best Of
Deep Yo Momma thoughts.
2007-08-25 12:14:00 Hey y’all, Lately I’ve been wondering why, of all the insults in the world, an insult directed at one’s momma is the most cutting. Most times if you insult a person to his face, you can laugh it off or somehow misdirect the attention of the insultee so that it’s no big thing, but in certain ... More About: News , Thoughts , Deep , Momma
Yo Momma Afghanistan part 1
2007-08-24 16:04:00 The Yo Momma crew is stirrin’ it up the middle east for this special edition. Don’t forget to check out part two! Short Circuitz Wants Your Best TV Parody! Send us your funniest TV and music parodies and they just might end up on the air. Click here to find out more! addthis_url ... More About: News , Afghanistan , Part , Ghan
Worldwide Yo Momma
More articles from this author:2007-08-24 09:16:00 I?m convinced that insulting one?s mama crosses all cultural, racial, ethnic, religious, geographic and any other lines. Why? The answer is quite simple, actually. It?s all about the spelling. There are pretty much two most common spellings for one?s mother: Yo Mamma and Yo Mama. But?.there are also educational limits to this spelling (i.e. improper punctuation): yo ... More About: News , Worldwide , Momma 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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