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Yo momma should know
2008-04-16 04:15:00 Hey y’all, We can all agree that the Pharcyde’s “Ya Mama” is the pinnacle of musical expressions of the dozens, but musicians have been slinging yo momma snaps for much longer. Even - this may be hard to believe - the Beatles got in on it with the sort of politeness that might be expected from ... More About: News , Momma
Just another manic Monday
2008-04-14 23:00:00 Hey y’all, I hope everyone had an indescribably fine weekend, just being with good people and eating good food and getting up to some good shenanigans. Today, I just have to share with you a snap I stumbled on while going through YoMomma.tv. It stood out from all the repetition and poor spelling and questionable content. ... More About: News , Monday , Manic Monday , Manic
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-04-13 05:54:00 Hey y’all, Another week gone by here at the Yo Momma blog, and you’ll notice that we managed to do it without even mentioning the death of Charlton Heston. Very restrained on our part. No, we stuck to the kind of news way towards the back of the newspaper, because, hey, we’re a niche blog. First ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Charles Barkley goes all Yo Momma
2008-04-13 05:46:00 Hey y’all, Charles Barkley , former NBA great, has found a second career as a color commentator. And apparently when he was covering a Golden State Warriors game a couple days ago, his hosts weren’t exactly inviting. But ol’ Charles knew how to come back in style. Barkley on Golden State?s video screen comparing him to Jabba the ... More About: News , Momma
Mommas in the News: 50 Cent?s Baby Momma
2008-04-10 20:59:00 Hey y’all, Here goes some news about mommas that I just feel in the bottom of my soul that you’ll enjoy. 50 has won in his eviction case against his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. Even though they split up years ago, Shaniqua Tompkins, thought she had the “right” to stay in a house that 50 Cent purchased — without ... More About: News , Baby , In the News , The News
Elucidation, please?
2008-04-09 21:15:00 Hey y’all, I stumbled on this and hoped it would shine a light on a heretofore-unexplored multicultural dimension in Yo Momma snaps, but instead I just got sort of confused… Comic Relief has learnt that since the appointment of Daei to the head coaching position of TM, an entirely new style of jokes has been created by ... More About: News
The last season.
2008-04-08 16:05:00 Hey y’all, Hope you all had a most enjoyable weekend, full of the sorts of low shenanigans veteran dozens battlers are prone to get up to. No matter who you are, no matter what you’ve done, the Yo Momma blog will still be there for you when the sun rises on the new week. I wanted to ... More About: News , Season
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-04-05 16:31:00 Hey y’all, Can you smell spring in the air? Or does the powerful stench rolling off yo momma’s haunches overpower it? What did we cover this week on the blog? Mostly stuff from the news, as I recall. We recovered from an attack of futuristic Internet robots bent on our destruction. We turned you on to some ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
Everybody loves Lucy-Desi Days.
2008-04-04 14:57:00 Hey y’all, Here’s some of that hot-off-the-presses, vital-matter-of-national-security news you all come to the Yo Momma blog for. Are you sitting down? It appears that Wilmer Valderrama, the creator of Yo Momma, and also apparently famous for appearing on some show about some bygone decade, will be putting in an appearance at a festival devoted to one ... More About: News , Desi , Days , Lucy
Regarding an online repository of mommas
2008-04-03 10:27:00 No, I’m not talking about YoMomma.tv. I’m talking about the new blog Postcards from Yo Momma, started by one of those wags from Gawker. It’s a collection of goofy e-mails from mothers that readers sent it. There’s gotta be some prime dozens material somewhere in there. Check it out. addthis_url = ... More About: News , Online
Pluggin? them ringtones.
2008-04-02 11:29:00 Hey y’all, I bet you got a cellphone, unless yo momma happens to be so poor that that she just wrote “Nokia” in Sharpie on an empty can with a string on it. And I know you love Yo Momma, the finest show ever to grace television screens in the history of broadcasting. Therefore, it’s a ... More About: News , Ringtones
Back atcha!
2008-04-01 15:10:00 Hey y’all, I noticed it. You noticed it. The Yo Momma Blog, font of all Yo Momma wisdom in the Internet, got all messed up last week. Apparently it had to do with malicious bots. But I have my own suspicions as to what caused the meltdown. I think a worldwide coalition of mothers, sort of ... More About: News , Back
Straightfaced snaps.
2008-03-27 11:42:00 Hey y’all, I’ve been thinking lately. Usually the best jokes rely on deadpan and playing around with people’s expectations. So I figure, that whole outlook can be applied to playing the dozens. Like so: Yo momma so fat her doctor warned her that she was at an increased risk for heart disease and diabetes. Yo momma so ugly ... More About: News , Snaps
DMX on Barack Obama?s Momma
2008-03-26 08:20:00 Hey y’all, You know that we faithfully follow news developments about significant mommas here on the Yo Momma Blog, and surely one of the most important mommas out there today has got to be presidential candidate Barack Obama ’s momma. Man, that’s got a ring to it. Who can resist? Anyway, the subject of Obama’s momma came up ... More About: News
Mommas in the News: Britney Spears
2008-03-25 07:11:00 Hey y’all, Alright. If someone asked you, right there on the spot, to name the worst mother in America, what would you say - other than “yo momma“? Chances are you’d say “Britney Spears ” - and while you may not be technically correct, she’s definitely the worst momma in the public eye. So what’s the complementary snap? ... More About: News , In the News , The News
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-03-22 08:17:00 Top-rated snaps. Beaming new mommas. Trenchant commentary. More beaming new mommas. Ladies and gentlemen, last week on the Yo Momma blog! See you Monday! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fyomomma.tv%2Fblog%2F2008%2F 03%2F22%2Fthe-yo-momma-weekly-roundup-20% 2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Yo+Momma+Weekly +Roundup %21'; addthis_pub = 'yomomma'; More About: News
Mommas in the News: J. Lo
2008-03-21 07:50:00 Hey y’all, Try this snap out for size: “Yo momma so black-heartedly avaricious that she charged a cool six mil for your baby photos.” Seem a little left-field? A little unbelievable? Maybe for yo momma or my momma…but if you slung that diss at one of Jennifer Lopez’s new babies, you’d be spot on. Yeah, new momma Lopez ... More About: News , In the News , The News
Yo momma?s so topical?
2008-03-20 07:08:00 Hey y’all, I…I just gotta admit it. I love a good, clean scandal. The kind full of titillating details. The kind full of sordid developments. The kind that you like reading about, not the kind that makes you hold your head in your hands and want to cry a little. And man, I gotta say that ... More About: News , Momma
Mommas in the news: Halle Berry
2008-03-19 08:06:00 Hey y’all, I don’t know if you’ve been following celebrity news - and it’s probably better if you don’t, since not following celebrity news leaves you time to go and do more important things, which range from outdoor activities to idle scratching - but apparently Halle Berry popped out a kid the other day. So that got ... More About: News , In the News , The News
The highest-rated snap on YoMomma.tv
2008-03-18 06:46:00 Are y’all ready? If democracy works, this should be the very best snap on YoMomma.tv, a dozens apogee, the perfect crystallization of the efforts of thousands to create the most cutting and most hilarious diss in the known universe. So prepare yourself, and let’s see if the snap lives up to expectations… Okay, funny…but the best? What do you think? More About: Snap
A grammar lesson.
2008-03-14 06:55:00 Hey y’all, Okay. You know what? I’ve reluctantly come to accept that a lot of snaps posted on YoMomma.tv aren’t going to be what people in the academic pursuits would refer to as “at all, in any way, funny.” That’s fine. Mediocre battlers make the great ones shine all the brighter. There couldn’t have been a ... More About: News , Grammar , Lesson
Getting up close and personal with a Yo Momma champion.
2008-03-13 09:59:00 Hey y’all, We assume that you watch Yo Momma the show as religiously as you participate in those fierce battles on YoMomma.tv So if you love the show as much as we do, you’d probably jump at the chance to get to know a little about what inspires a titan of dozens. Thanks to the Asian ... More About: News , Personal , Close , Champion
How did we miss this one?
2008-03-12 09:25:00 Hey y’all, We love to see references to the dozens out there in the wider world - that is, the world outside the virtual graffiti-daubed walls of YoMomma.tv - but so far we haven’t seen the whole “yo momma” concept make its debut in the ludicrous world of fashion. Well, not until now. Urban Outfitters, the ... More About: News , Miss
It?s a scandal! It?s an outrage!
2008-03-11 10:41:00 Hey y’all, Whoo! Monday! And not just any Monday, but the first post-Daylight-Savings-Time clock-switch Monday of the year! Who’s feeling discombobulated out there? I know I am. And I know yo momma is. What’s in the news lately? Oh yeah, something perfect for those saucy rogues at the Yo Momma site: the governor of New York, Eliot ... More About: News , Scandal
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-03-08 04:10:00 Hey y’all, No sheep for the shepherd this week - not much to round up. Basically all we brought to you this week was our apology for being gone and our promise to never slack in our Yo Momma duty again. So what else happened this week? A cursory glance at the news ain’t too encouraging - ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly
Back at you.
2008-03-07 06:36:00 Hey y’all, We’re back the Yo Momma blog. I know you were out there in Internetland, scratching feebly at your monitors while trembles of withdrawal rippled down your whitened limbs, desperate for even the scantest update of the Yo Momma material you’ve come to rely on, but we didn’t come through. Let’s just say sorry, there ... More About: News , Back
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup!
2008-03-01 09:31:00 Hey y’all, Whew. Take a deep breath with me. Let that sucker out long and slow. Yeah, that’s right: we finally made it to the weekend. And this is one of those weekends with a weird tension hanging over everything, the weekend before the storm; this coming week may well decide the political future of America. ... More About: News , Roundup , Weekly , Momma
I was expecting something more?
2008-02-29 13:09:00 Hey y’all, I’ll admit it: sometimes I have trouble coming up with topics I can fill up a post with on this here blog. I mean, you know that nobody takes the sacred business of playing the dozens and encouraging community on the Yo Momma site as seriously as I do, but sometimes the topic just ... More About: News
The cream sinks.
2008-02-28 10:56:00 Hey y’all, I just wanted to report on a breaking development at YoMomma.tv. It seems everyone’s been listening to my frequent exhortations to vote and get the leader board moving at the site - and hats off to you and your fat-ass mommas for that - but the only upset that’s happened so far is the ... More About: News , Sinks , Cream
Guess who?s gonna be homeless?
More articles from this author:2008-02-27 10:15:00 I’ll give you some hints: - Single white glove, for some reason. - Famously incendiary hair. - A lot of hits, and a lot more misses. - Reputed, although not proven, child molester, anti-Semite and Elephant Man devotee. Have you guessed it? If you haven’t, your lack of awareness of 20th century pop culture indicates that you’ve probably been living ... More About: News , Guess Who , Homeless , Guess , Gonna 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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