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88 Minutes - Movie to see this weekend (April 18, 2008)
2008-04-19 03:11:00 88 Minutes synopsis and trailer More About: Videos , Movie , April , Weekend
88 Minutes - Movie to see this weekend (April 18, 2008)
2008-04-19 03:11:00 Dr. Jack Gramm is a college professor who moonlights as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI. When Gramm receives a death threat claiming he has only 88 minutes to live, he must use all his skills and training to narrow down the possible suspects, who include a disgruntled student, a jilted former lover, and a ... More About: Movies , Movie , April , Weekend , Minutes
Michael Jordan Sports Illustrated Covers
2008-04-18 02:26:00 Michael Jordan Sports Illustrated Covers More About: Pictures , Sports Illustrated , Michael
Stupid Internal Microsoft Vista SP1 Video
2008-04-18 02:15:00 This has to be the lamest video ever made More About: Video , Videos , Microsoft , Vista , Stupid
The Amish go to town
2008-04-18 02:14:00 An Amish boy and his father rode into town to visit a new shopping mall. All that they saw had them reeling in amazement, but the one thing that really caught their eye was a pair of shiny ?walls? that could slide open and close effortlessly shut again. The boy looked at his father and asked,?What is this thing, father?? Having never seen an elevator before, the old man responded: ?Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don?t know what it is.? More About: Town
The Amish go to town
2008-04-18 02:14:00 An Amish boy and his father rode into town to visit a new shopping mall. All that they saw had them reeling in amazement, but the one thing that really caught their eye was a pair of shiny ?walls? that could slide open and close effortlessly shut again. The boy looked at his father and ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Town
Scary Clowns
2008-04-17 00:51:00 These clowns obviously have issues. More About: Pictures , Funny , Stupid , Scary , Clowns
The History Of Man
2008-04-16 22:18:00 Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook ... More About: Jokes , Funny , History
The History Of Man
2008-04-16 22:18:00 Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. More About: Jokes , History
Street Kings - Movie to see this weekend (April 11, 2008)
2008-04-12 01:21:00 Tom Ludlow, a veteran LAPD Vice Detective, sets out on a quest to discover the killers of his former partner, Detective Terrance Washington. Captain Wander’s, Ludlow’s supervisor, duties include keeping him within the confines of the law–and out of the clutches of Internal Affairs Captain Biggs. Ludlow teams up with a young Robbery Homicide Detective ... More About: Movies , Movie , April , Street , Weekend
My Greatest Sin
2008-04-12 01:10:00 Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, “My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Greatest
Old Magazine Covers
2008-04-09 23:32:00 Time magazine Cover on Hitler’s death Bill Gates for the first time on Time Magazine Showing the “Radio Hat”, a two tube battery operated radio. More About: Magazine Covers , Covers
Opposites
2008-04-09 23:23:00 At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “what is the opposite of joy?” “Sadness,” said the student. “And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. “Elation,” she said. “And you sir,” he ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Opposites
Can I help you?
2008-04-09 06:26:00 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge ... More About: Jokes , Funny
Kansas stuns Memphis in OT for title
2008-04-08 21:26:00 “The Jayhawks (37-3) gave the school its third NCAA tournament title and first since 1988. It’s also a first for coach Bill Self, 45, whose players denied Memphis its first championship.” More About: Sports , Kansas , Title
Ponderisms
2008-04-08 00:49:00 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called ... More About: Funny
Gator Blood May Be New Source of Antibiotics
2008-04-08 00:44:00 “Call it a case of gator aid. New research suggests that alligator blood could serve as the basis for new antibiotics targeting infections caused by ulcers, burns and even drug-resistant “superbugs.” Read full story More About: Source , Antibiotics , Blood , Gator
Leatherheads - Movie to see this weekend (April 4, 2008)
2008-04-05 02:10:00 In 1925, Dodge Connolly is a charming, brash football hero who is determined to guide his team from bar brawls to packed stadiums. But after the players lose their sponsor and the entire league faces certain collapse, Dodge convinces a college football star to join his ragtag ranks. The captain hopes his latest move will ... More About: Movies , Movie , April , Weekend , Leatherheads
Blowing Chunks - Joke of the Day
2008-04-05 01:32:00 A man goes into a bar and proceeds to get completely plastered. If there was a falling-down drunk, he’d be a glued-to-the-floor drunk. The barkeep pours him into a cab to take him home. Next evening, the man returns still looking pale and hungover. “Hey, bartender, you asshole! Why’d you let me get so drunk last ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Leaving a cafe with his morning cup? - Joke of the Day
2008-04-04 03:19:00 Leaving a cafe with his morning cup of coffee, a man notices an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. Moving up the street slowly is a black hearse, followed closely behind by a second black hearse. Behind this, with head bowed, walks a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Morning , Cafe
21 - Movie to see this weekend (March 28, 2008)
2008-03-29 01:10:00 “21″ is the fact-based story about six MIT students who were trained to become experts in card counting and subsequently took Vegas casinos for millions in winnings. Trailer More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , March , 2008
Eat you words - Joke of the Day
2008-03-28 21:47:00 A man?s running his eye over a menu in a restaurant when his attractive waitress asks him what he?d fancy. ?A quickie, please? ?Sir,? she says, ?I?ll ask you one more time, is there anything that takes your fancy?? ?Yes,? says the man again. ?A quickie.? Outraged she slaps him across the face and storms ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Words
Drillbit Taylor - Movie to see this weekend (March 21, 2008)
2008-03-22 02:08:00 After being harrased by a school bully, two teenagers hire a former soldier of fortune (Wilson) as a bodyguard, only to find out that he has his own agenda. Trailer More About: Movies , Funny , Movie , March 21 , Weekend
A drunk goes to the doctor complaining?
2008-03-20 21:04:00 A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches. ?I feel tired all the time,? he slurs. ?My head hurts, I?ve got a sore arse, and I?m not sleeping. What is it, Doc?? Frowning, the doctor examines him before standing back. ?I can?t find anything wrong,? he says. ?It must be the drinking.? ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Drunk , Doctor
A married couple receive a bank statement? - Joke of the Day
2008-03-19 21:04:00 A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Couple , Bank
Smelling And Hearing - Joke of the Day
2008-03-19 00:33:00 An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, it’s terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it’s odorless and silent, otherwise I’d be mortified. For example, I’ve passed gas ten times just since we’ve been talking, but it’s odorless and silent so you can’t tell.” The doctor gives her some green pills ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Hearing
Accused Of Old Age - Joke of the Day
2008-03-18 00:33:00 Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking… surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story. While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
March 16 - On this day
2008-03-17 00:17:00 1190 - Crusaders start to massacre the Jews of York; many Jews commit suicide rather than submit to baptism. 1792 - King Gustav III of Sweden is shot; he dies on March 29. 1916 - The 7th and 10th US cavalry regiments under John J. Pershing cross the US-Mexico border to join the hunt of Pancho Villa. 1958 ...
March 15 - On this day
2008-03-16 04:07:00 1820 - Maine becomes the 23rd U.S. state. 1906 - Rolls-Royce Limited is incorporated. 1926 - The dictator Theodoros Pangalos is elected President of Greece without opposition. 1970 - The Expo ‘70 world’s fair opens in Osaka, Japan. 1985 - The first Internet domain name is registered (symbolics.com). More About: March , March 15
Sick Note - Joke of the Day
More articles from this author:2008-03-16 03:55:00 A guy goes to the doctor, and says, ?Doc, I feel like I?ve got something lodged in my asshole.? The quack has a peek and says, ?I can definitely see something.? So he gets his tweezers and pulls out a $50 note. Then another £50 pounds then 20 quid, then a tenner and so on ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Note , Sick 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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