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Never Back Down - Movie to see this weekend (March 14, 2008)
2008-03-15 02:32:00 At his new high school, a rebellious teen (Faris) is lured into an underground fight club, where he finds a mentor in a mixed martial arts veteran (Hounsou). Trailer More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , Back , March
March 14 - On this day
2008-03-14 16:55:00 1489 - The Queen of Cyprus, Catherine Cornaro, sells her kingdom to Venice. 1869 - Defeat of Titokowaru. 1926 - A train in Costa Rica falls into the Río Virilla, killing 248 and injuring 93. 1964 - A jury in Dallas, Texas find Jack Ruby guilty of killing Lee Harvey Oswald, assassin of John F. Kennedy. 1980 - In ... More About: March
Out On A Limb - Joke of the Day
2008-03-14 15:48:00 In a hospital for victims of land mines, a man wakes from surgery. Man: ?Doc, something?s wrong? I can?t feel my legs!? Doctor: ?yes, we?ve had to amputate both your arms.? More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Dumb , Limb
The Gas Men - Joke of the Day
2008-03-12 15:29:00 Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, “When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I’d better run too!” More About: Joke
The Barber - Joke of the Day
2008-03-11 15:29:00 A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Blonde Alligator - Joke of the Day
2008-03-10 15:28:00 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Blonde , Alligator
Three Girls Go Camping - Joke of the Day
2008-03-09 15:27:00 One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Girls , Joke , Camping
Potential & Reality - Joke of the Day
2008-03-08 15:26:00 A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Reality , Joke
The Bank Job - Movie to see this weekend (March 7, 2008)
2008-03-07 22:27:00 A car dealer with a dodgy past and new family, Terry has always avoided major-league scams. But when Martine, a beautiful model from his old neighborhood, offers him a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London’s Baker Street, Terry recognizes the opportunity of a lifetime. Martine targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth ... More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , March , Bank
Yankees -vs- Red Sox - Joke of the Day
2008-03-07 15:26:00 A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?” “The Red Sox.” “Why’s that?” “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.” “That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Disney World And Viagra - Joke of the Day
2008-03-06 15:25:00 Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? - A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride! More About: Joke , Disney World
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers - Joke of the Day
2008-03-05 15:23:00 Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. ”Help me find my ball. Look ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Lawyers
That?s A Buncha Bull - Joke of the Day
2008-03-04 15:22:00 A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside, only to find that where was a six-week waiting list to get to eat the loser’s balls. So he signed ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Bull
Stewed Tomatoes - Joke of the Day
2008-03-03 15:22:00 A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he’s worry about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ”Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.” The guy replies, ”Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?” The doctor says, ”No, but it’ll look real pretty in the water.” More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Tomatoes
Knock-knock Jokes - Joke of the Day
2008-03-02 15:21:00 Who’s there? Gene. Gene who? Gene-e-alogy. Who’s there? Kathy. Kathy who? Kathy you again? Who’s there? Juliet. Juliet who? Juliet me in? More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Knock
Semi-Pro - Movie to see this weekend (February 29, 2008)
2008-02-29 23:27:00 Jackie Moon is one-hit wonder who used the profits from the success of his chart-topping song “Love Me Sexy” to achieve his dream of owning a basketball team. But Moon’s franchise, the Flint Michigan Tropics, is the worst team in the league and in danger of folding when the ABA announces its plans to merge ... More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , Semi , Semi-Pro
Lipstick - Joke of the Day
2008-02-29 23:15:00 According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Lipstick
Medication For Life - Joke of the Day
2008-02-28 07:24:00 A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Life , Joke , Medication
February 26 - On this Day
2008-02-27 05:15:00 1848 - The second French Republic is proclaimed. 1919 - An act of the U.S. Congress establishes most of the Grand Canyon as a United States National Park. 1929 - The Grand Teton National Park is created. 1991 - Tim Berners-Lee introduces WorldWideWeb, the first web browser. 2006 - The world’s estimated population reaches 6.5 billion More About: February
Will - Joke of the Day
2008-02-27 05:12:00 An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. ?Bloomingdales!? the rabbi exclaimed. ?Why Bloomingdales?? ?Then I?ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.? More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
February 25 - On this day
2008-02-25 21:05:00 1793 - George Washington holds the first Cabinet meeting as President of the United States. 1901 - J.P. Morgan incorporates the United States Steel Corporation. 1932 - Adolf Hitler obtains German citizenship by naturalization, which allows him to run in the 1932 election for Reichspräsident. 1969 - Germany gives $5 million to an Arab terrorist as ransom for ... More About: February
College professor - Joke of the Day
2008-02-25 20:56:00 Steve, a college professor and a wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr.Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.” The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.” More About: Jokes , Funny , College , Joke
Sex And The City Movie Trailer
2008-02-22 23:19:00 Three months before the film’s official release, the highly anticipated full-length trailer for Sex and The City : The Movie has finally been released. More About: Movies , Trailer , Sex and the City
Vantage Point - Movie to see this weekend (February 22, 2008)
2008-02-22 21:19:00 Thomas Barnes and Kent Taylor are two Secret Service agents assigned to protect President Ashton at a landmark summit on the global war on terror. When President Ashton is shot moments after his arrival in Spain, chaos ensues and disparate lives collide in the hunt for the assassin. In the crowd is Howard Lewis, an ... More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , Point , February
February 22 - On this day
2008-02-22 20:21:00 1856 - The Republican Party opens its first national meeting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 1889 - President Grover Cleveland signs a bill admitting North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana and Washington as U.S. states. 1959 - Lee Petty wins the first Daytona 500. 1986 - Start of the People Power Revolution in the Philippines. 2006 - At least six men stage ... More About: February
10 Valid Reasons Not To Come In To Work - Joke of the Day
2008-02-22 20:18:00 1. I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? 2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can’t get off the john, but I feel good about it. 3. My mother-in-law has ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Work , Reasons
February 20 - On this day
2008-02-21 00:28:00 1835 - Concepción, Chile is destroyed by an earthquake. 1944 - World War II: The “Big Week” ended with American bomber raids on Nazi aircraft manufacturing centers. 1947 - State of Prussia ceases to exist. 2002 - In Reqa Al-Gharbiya, Egypt, a fire on a train injures over 65 and kills at least 370. 2005 - Spain becomes the ... More About: February
Three Drunk Women - Joke of the Day
2008-02-21 00:18:00 Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Women , Joke , Drunk
February 19 - On this day
2008-02-20 06:54:00 1942 - World War II: President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs the executive order 9066, allowing the United States military to relocate Japanese-Americans to Japanese internment camps. 1945 - World War II: Battle of Iwo Jima - about 30,000 United States Marines land on Iwo Jima. 1949 - Ezra Pound is awarded the first Bollingen Prize in poetry ... More About: February
Twice a day - Joke of the Day
More articles from this author:2008-02-20 05:47:00 This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”"Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.”That’s not so much”, says the doctor. “Yes, but thats not ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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