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February 18 - On this day
2008-02-19 01:18:00 1268 - The Livonian Brothers of the Sword are defeated by Dovmont of Pskov in the Battle of Rakovor. 1929 - The first Academy Awards are announced. 1969 - The Hawthorne Nevada Airlines Flight 708 disaster occurs, killing all on board. 1998 - Two white separatists are arrested in Nevada and accused of plotting a biological attack on ... More About: February
A Scary Ride! - Joke of the Day
2008-02-19 01:14:00 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Ride , Scary
February 17 - On this day
2008-02-17 15:22:00 1854 - The British recognizes the independence of the Orange Free State. 1962 - A storm kills more than 300 people in Hamburg, West Germany. 1968 - In Springfield, Massachusetts the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame opens. 2000 - Microsoft releases Windows 2000 2006 - Over 1,000 people perished and buried alive in the town of St. Bernard ... More About: February
Help Wanted - Joke of the Day
2008-02-17 15:10:00 A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Wanted , Help Wanted
February 16 - On this day
2008-02-16 15:15:00 1899 - President Félix Faure of France dies in office. 1936 - Elections bring the Popular Front to power in Spain. 1937 - Wallace H. Carothers receives a patent for nylon. 1978 - The first computer bulletin board system is created (CBBS in Chicago, Illinois). 2006 - The last Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH) is decommissioned by the United ... More About: February
Discovery - Joke of the Day
2008-02-16 15:14:00 Attorney General: Would the Court like me to put a very brief statement on the record about the discovery that was made today? Judge: No. Defense Attorney: No Judge (to reporter): Would you like him to do that, Cathy? Reporter: No. More About: Jokes , Funny , Discovery , Joke
Definitely, Maybe - Movie to see this weekend (February 15, 2008)
2008-02-15 23:47:00 Ryan Reynolds is a soon-to-be-divorced dad answering some hard questions from his daughter about his past relationships. Trailer More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , February , 2008
February 15 - On this day
2008-02-15 23:19:00 1906 - The British Labour Party is organised. 1971 - Decimalisation of British coinage is completed on Decimal Day. 1995 - Hacking: Kevin Mitnick is arrested by the FBI and charged with breaking into some of the United States’ most “secure” computer systems. 1996 - Mortar attack on the US Embassy in Athens, Greece. 2005 - YouTube, the popular ... More About: February
At The End of Your Rope? - Joke of the Day
2008-02-15 23:14:00 There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn?t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, “I’ll ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Rope
February 14 - On this day
2008-02-14 22:34:00 1859 - Oregon is admitted as the 33rd U.S. state. 1946 - The Bank of England is nationalized. 1989 - The first of 24 satellites of the Global Positioning System are placed into orbit. 1990 - 92 people are killed aboard Indian Airlines Flight 605 at Bangalore, India. 2005 - Seven people are killed and 151 wounded in a ... More About: February
Party Time - Joke of the Day
2008-02-14 21:34:00 A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It’s going to be a hell of a party.” The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Party , Joke , Time
February 13 - On this day
2008-02-13 23:37:00 1635 - The first public school in the U.S., Boston Latin School, is founded. 1920 - The Negro National League is formed. 1960 - Nuclear testing: France tests its first atomic bomb. 1978 - Hilton bombing: a bomb explodes in a refuse truck outside the Hilton Hotel in Sydney, Australia, killing two refuse collectors and a policeman. 1997 - ... More About: February
Parking Tickets - Joke of the Day
2008-02-13 23:34:00 I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Parking , Tickets
February 12 - On this day
2008-02-12 19:22:00 1879 - At New York City’s Madison Square Garden the first artificial ice rink in North America opens. 1924 - Calvin Coolidge becomes the first President of the United States to deliver a political speech on radio. 1934 - The Austrian Civil War begins. 1973 - Ohio becomes the first U.S. state to post distance in SI units ... More About: February
In good hands? - Joke of the Day
2008-02-12 19:20:00 All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Hands , Good
February 11 - On this day
2008-02-11 18:54:00 1809 - Robert Fulton patents the steamboat. 1902 - Police assault universal suffrage demonstrators in Brussels. 1916 - Emma Goldman is arrested for lecturing on birth control. 1987 - Philippines constitution goes into effect. 2006 - U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shoots Harry Whittington in the face while the two are hunting together. More About: February
Doctor Visit - Joke of the Day
2008-02-11 18:52:00 A blonde walks into a doctor’s office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, “Doc, I hurt all over.” The doctor is really confused. He says, “What do you mean, you hurt all over?” The blonde says, “I’ll show you.” She then touches herself on her leg. “OW!!! I hurt there.” Then she touches her earlobe. “OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!” Then she touches her hair. “OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!” So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, “Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?” The blonde says “Yes, why?” The doctor says, “Well, you got a broken finger…” More About: Joke , Visit , Doctor
Joke of the Day - Outdoor Girls
2008-02-10 15:20:00 Two blondes were out walking in the woods. After a while of walking, they came upon a set of tracks. “Those are deer tracks”, said the first blonde. “No way! Those are rabbit tracks”, said the second. Just then a train came by and hit them both. More About: Jokes , Funny , Girls , Joke , Outdoor
February 9 - On this day
2008-02-09 16:02:00 1555 - Bishop of Gloucester John Hooper is burned at the stake. 1900 - Davis Cup competition is established. 1904 - Battle of Port Arthur 1991 - Voters in Lithuania vote for independence. 1995 - Space Shuttle astronauts Bernard A. Harris, Jr. and Michael Foale become the first African American and first Briton, respectively, to perform spacewalks. More About: February
Dear God - Joke of the Day
2008-02-09 16:00:00 There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins - Movie to see this weekend (February 8, 2008)
2008-02-08 20:44:00 Talk-show sensation RJ Stevens left behind his modest Southern upbringing and family name to transform into a self-help guru dispensing his “Team of Me” philosophy to millions of adoring fans. With a reality-TV-star fiancee and money to burn, there’s no piece of the Hollywood dream RJ hasn’t achieved. After his parents request that he come ... More About: Movies , Funny , Movie , Home , Weekend
February 8 - On this day
2008-02-08 16:05:00 1622 - King James I of England disbands the English Parliament. 1887 - The Dawes Act authorized the President of the United States to survey Native American tribal land and divide it into individual allotments. 1924 - Capital punishment: The first state execution using gas in the United States takes place in Nevada. 1943 - World War II: ... More About: February
The plane ride - Joke of the Day
2008-02-08 16:00:00 There were three guys on a plane. The first guy just ate an apple and decided to throw it out of the plane. So he threw it out just before they landed. When they landed they saw a little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong. She said, “I was just sitting here playing when ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Ride , Plane
February 7 - On this day
2008-02-07 17:50:00 1812 - The strongest in a series of earthquakes strikes New Madrid, Missouri. 1904 - A fire in Baltimore, Maryland destroys over 1,500 buildings in 30 hours. 1964 - The Beatles arrive at JFK International Airport to begin their first tour of the United States. 1969 - The original Hetch Hetchy Moccasin Powerhouse is removed from service. 1979 - ... More About: February
The Cleaning Woman - Joke of the Day
2008-02-07 17:45:00 There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Cleaning , Woman
February 6 - On this day
2008-02-06 17:50:00 1788 - Massachusetts becomes the sixth state to ratify the United States Constitution. 1840 - Signing of the Treaty of Waitangi, founding document of New Zealand. 1922 - Achille Ratti becomes Pope Pius XI. 1952 - Elizabeth II is proclaimed Queen of Canada at Rideau Hall, Ottawa, Ontario. 1996 - A Birgen Air Boeing 757 crashes into the Atlantic ... More About: February
Turtle soup - Joke of the Day
2008-02-06 17:45:00 Waitress walks up to a man and says “Hi, May I take your order please?” The man replies, “Yes, can I get the turtle soup please.” The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants pea soup instead. He calls for the waitress and says, “Hold the turtle, ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Turtle , Soup
February 5 - On this day
2008-02-05 17:50:00 1917 - The Congress of the United States passes a law, over President Woodrow Wilson’s veto, banning most Asian immigration to the United States. 1958 - A hydrogen bomb known as the Tybee Bomb is lost by the US Air Force off the coast of Savannah, Georgia, never to be recovered. 1962 - French President Charles De ... More About: February , February 5
KFC and the Pope - Joke of the Day
2008-02-05 16:45:00 After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, “What can I do?” The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily ... More About: Funny , Joke
February 4 - On this day
More articles from this author:2008-02-04 22:45:00 1932 - World War II: Japan occupies Harbin, China. 1936 - Radium E becomes the first radioactive element to be made synthetically. 1957 - The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus (SSN-571), logs its 60,000th nautical mile, matching the endurance of the fictional Nautilus described in Jules Verne’s novel “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”. 1998 - An earthquake ... More About: February 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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