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I Can?t Swim - Joke of the Day
2008-02-04 22:43:00 There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out in the middle of a huge field. She kept screaming “HELP.” Another blonde happen to be driving by in her car and heard the first blonde yelling for help, so she pulled over to the side of the road to see what was wrong. She yelled to the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Swim
Ann Coulter: I?ll campaign for Hillary if McCain is the nominee
2008-02-03 10:33:00 What are your thoughts about this? More About: Politics , Campaign , Hillary , Ann Coulter
February 3 - On this day
2008-02-03 10:20:00 1809 - The Illinois Territory is created. 1834 - Wake Forest University is established. 1916 - Parliament buildings in Ottawa, Canada burn down. 1959 - A plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa kills Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper. 2007 - A Baghdad market bombing kills at least 135 people and injures a further 339. More About: February
Pitching Ball - Joke of the Day
2008-02-03 10:17:00 There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s make a ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Ball
February 2 - On this day
2008-02-02 08:55:00 1790 - The U.S. Supreme Court convenes for the first time after an unsuccessful attempt on February 1. 1933 - Adolf Hitler dissolves the German Parliament. 1935 - Leonard Keeler tests the first polygraph machine. 1946 - The Proclamation of Hungarian Republic is made. 1989 - Satellite television service Sky Television plc launched in Europe.
First Day Of Work - Joke of the Day
2008-02-02 08:48:00 A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Work
The Eye - Movie to see this weekend (February 1, 2008)
2008-02-01 21:43:00 Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) is an accomplished concert violinist who has been blind since a childhood tragedy. Sydney undergoes a double corneal transplant, and her sight is restored. But Sydney’s happiness is short-lived as unexplainable shadowy and frightening images start to haunt her. Are they a passing aftermath of her surgery, Sydney’s mind adjusting to ... More About: Movies , Movie , Interesting , Weekend , February
February 1 - On this day
2008-02-01 21:12:00 1861 - American Civil War: Texas secedes from the United States. 1924 - The United Kingdom recognizes USSR. 1969 - Saturday mail delivery in Canada is eliminated. 1996 - The Communications Decency Act is passed by the U.S. Congress. 2005 - Canada introduces the Civil Marriage Act, making Canada the fourth country to sanction same-sex marriage. More About: February
Retirement Day - Joke of the Day
2008-02-01 21:10:00 After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Retirement , Joke , Tire
January 31 - On this day
2008-01-31 20:01:00 1747 - The first venereal diseases clinic opens at London Lock Hospital. 1930 - 3M begins marketing Scotch Tape. 1956 - Guy Mollet becomes Prime Minister of France. 1968 - Nauru declares independence from Australia. 2003 - The Waterfall train disaster occurs near Waterfall, New South Wales, Australia. More About: January
Physics - Joke of the Day
2008-01-31 19:59:00 A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” The professor ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Physics
January 30 - On this day
2008-01-30 23:27:00 1847 - Yerba Buena, California is renamed San Francisco. 1933 - Adolf Hitler is sworn in as Chancellor of Germany. 1976 - George H. W. Bush becomes the 11th director of the CIA. 1989 - The American embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan closes. 2003 - Belgium legally recognizes same-sex marriage. More About: January
Vacuum Salesman
2008-01-30 23:25:00 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Vacuum , Salesman
January 29 - On this day
2008-01-29 20:10:00 1863 - Bear River Massacre. 1886 - Karl Benz patents the first successful gasoline-driven automobile. 1900 - The American League is organized in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with 8 founding teams. 1996 - La Fenice, Venice’s opera house, is destroyed by fire. 2002 - In his State of the Union Address, United States President George W. Bush describes “regimes that sponsor ... More About: January
Blonde in first Class - Joke of the Day
2008-01-29 20:09:00 A blonde walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket. The blonde says, “I’m a cute looking blonde and I’m flying first class.” The stewardess replies that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta…. The blonde then ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , First Class , Dumb
Accouting Job - Joke of the Day
2008-01-28 18:53:00 Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
January 26 - On this day
2008-01-26 20:54:00 1340 - King Edward III of England is declared King of France. 1870 - American Civil War: Virginia rejoins the Union. 1934 - German-Polish Non-Aggression Pact is signed. 1965 - Hindi becomes the official language of India. 2006 - Western Union discontinues use of its telegram service. - Bout Damn Time More About: January
Almonds - Joke of the Day
2008-01-26 20:50:00 The day care bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. 15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Almonds
Meet the Spartans - Movie to see this weekend (January 25, 2008)
2008-01-26 02:26:00 The warriors of 300 might have been able to hold their own–at least for awhile–against an army of thousands, but can they defend themselves against this satire? From the makers of EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS is a RIOT. Trailer More About: Movies , Funny , Movie , January , Weekend
January 25 - On this day
2008-01-26 00:49:00 1879 - The Bulgarian National Bank is founded. 1890 - Nellie Bly completes her round-the-world journey in 72 days. 1955 - Soviet Union ends a state of war with Germany. 1961 - In Washington, D.C., John F. Kennedy delivers the first live presidential television news conference. 1981 - Super Bowl XV: The Oakland Raiders defeat the Philadelphia Eagles 21-10 ... More About: January
Dark Secret - Joke of the Day
2008-01-26 00:46:00 At school Little Tommy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Tommy decided to go home and try it out. He went home, and as he was greeted by his ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Dumb , Dark
Home buyer who ?overpaid? sues real estate agent
2008-01-25 21:25:00 C’mon Lady… More About: Funny , Agent , Estate , Real Estate , Real Estate Agent
January 24 - On this day
2008-01-25 00:23:00 1679 - King Charles II of England disbands Parliament. 1862 - Bucharest proclaimed capital of Romania. 1907 - Robert Baden-Powell founds the Boy Scout movement. 1984 - The first Apple Macintosh went on sale. 1986 - Voyager 2 passes within 81,500 km (50,680 miles) of Uranus. More About: January
Blue - Joke of the Day
2008-01-24 23:51:00 “What’s wrong with me, doc?” asks the patient. “My balls have turned blue!” The doctor examines him and says his testicles have to be removed, or else he’ll die. “I can’t let you do that!” the patient cries. “Do you want to die?” the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his balls removed. Two weeks later ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Blue
Heath Ledger has died - April 04, 1979 - January 22, 2008
2008-01-24 01:24:00 RIP. You will be missed. More About: Heath Ledger , April , January , Died , Ledger
January 23 - On this day
2008-01-24 01:20:00 1570 - The assassination of regent James Stewart, 1st Earl of Moray throws Scotland into civil war. 1571 - The Royal Exchange opens in London. 1907 - Charles Curtis of Kansas becomes the first Native American U.S. Senator. 1996 - The first version of the Java programming language was released. 2002 - Reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped in Karachi, ... More About: January
Growing Old - Joke of the Day
2008-01-24 01:12:00 A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each. Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Growing
January 22 - On this day
2008-01-22 20:20:00 1840 - British colonists reach New Zealand. 1917 - World War I: President Woodrow Wilson calls for “peace without victory” in Europe. 1962 - The Organization of American States suspends Cuba’s membership. 1973 - A chartered Boeing 707 explodes in flames upon landing at Kano Airport, Nigeria killing 176. 1990 - Robert Tappan Morris, Jr. is convicted of releasing ... More About: January
Doctors meeting - Joke of the day
2008-01-22 20:16:00 A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.” The others agreed. Then one said, “Since ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Doctors , Joke , Meeting
January 21 - On this day
More articles from this author:2008-01-22 03:02:00 1720 - Sweden and Prussia sign the Treaty of Stockholm. 1861 - American Civil War: Jefferson Davis resigns from the United States Senate. 1925 - Albania declares itself a republic. 1950 - Alger Hiss is convicted of perjury. 2007 - Awashima Marine Park in Japan catches a video tape of the rare frilled shark. More About: January , January 21 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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