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Expecting A Baby - Joke of the Day
2008-01-22 03:01:00 For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Baby , Joke
January 20 - On this day
2008-01-21 03:11:00 1356 - Edward Balliol abdicates as King of Scotland. 1885 - L.A. Thompson patents the roller coaster. 1892 - At the YMCA in Springfield, Massachusetts, the first official basketball game is played. 1969 - The first pulsar is discovered, in the Crab Nebula. 1985 - The San Francisco 49ers defeat the Miami Dolphins 36-16 to win Super Bowl XIX. ... More About: January
Listen! - Joke of the Day
2008-01-20 21:48:00 A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, ?PIG! ? The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, ?WITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Listen
Cloverfield - Movie to see this weekend (January 18, 2007)
2008-01-19 03:30:00 Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a huge monster descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives. Trailer More About: Movies , Movie , January , Weekend , Cloverfield
January 18 - On this day
2008-01-19 03:04:00 1511 - Mirandola surrenders to the French. 1862 - American Civil War: Battle of Mill Springs - The Confederate States of America suffers its first significant defeat in the conflict. 1949 - Cuba recognises Israel. 1993 - IBM announces a $4.97 billion loss for 1992, the largest single-year corporate loss in United States history. 2006 - A Slovak Air ... More About: January , January 18
Expecting A Baby - Joke of the Day
2008-01-19 03:03:00 For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Baby , Joke
Renaldo Lapuz American Idol
2008-01-18 07:29:00 LMAO More About: Funny , American Idol , American , Dumb , Idol
Major Traffic Jam
2008-01-18 00:54:00 Probably the worst traffic jam ever to happen More About: Funny , Traffic , Extreme , Major
January 17 - On this day
2008-01-18 00:53:00 1605 - First publication of Don Quixote. 1873 - First Battle of the Stronghold in the United States Modoc War. 1982 - “Cold Sunday” in the United States would see temperatures fall to their lowest levels in over 100 years in numerous cities. 1991 - Gulf War: Operation Desert Storm begins early in the morning. Iraq fires 8 ... More About: January
Bus Ride - Joke of the Day
2008-01-18 00:50:00 A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Ride
January 10 - On this day
2008-01-10 18:26:00 1776 - Thomas Paine publishes Common Sense. 1941 - World War II: The Greek army captures Kleisoura. 1999 - The HBO television series The Sopranos first airs. 2000 - America Online announces an agreement to buy Time Warner for $162 billion, the largest corporate merger in history at the time. 2008 - First Open web awards. Daily Waste is ... More About: January
Stuck in a ditch - Joke of the Day
2008-01-10 18:24:00 An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Much love for a Dog
2008-01-10 18:10:00 Hope that dogs teeth are clean… More About: Funny , Love , Gross
Hillary Clinton Crying
2008-01-10 18:01:00 Is she for real? What do you think? More About: Politics , Hillary Clinton , Clinton , Hillary , Crying
January 9 - On this day
2008-01-09 10:33:00 1760 - Afghans defeat Marathas in Battle of Barari Ghat. 1768 - Philip Astley stages the first modern circus (London). 1917 - World War I: the Battle of Rafa occurs near the Egyptian border with Palestine. 2002 - The United States Department of Justice announces it is going to pursue a criminal investigation of Enron. 2006 - The Phantom ... More About: January
Blind Man - Joke of the Day
2008-01-09 09:40:00 A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man’s jaw dropped and he stammered, “Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?” More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Blind Man
January 8 - On this day
2008-01-09 02:37:00 1297 - Monaco gains its independence. 1912 - The African National Congress is founded. 1940 - World War II: Britain introduces food rationing. 1962 - The Harmelen train disaster kills 93 people in The Netherlands. 1989 - Beginning of Japanese Heisei era. More About: January
For the past 25 Years - Joke of the Day
2008-01-09 02:33:00 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said “Your wifes mind has completely gone!” To which the man replied “Im not surprised”. Shes been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!” More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Past , Years
January 7 - On this day
2008-01-07 19:39:00 1608 - Fire destroys Jamestown, Virginia. 1797 - The modern Italian flag is first used. 1950 - A fire at the Mercy Hospital in Davenport, Iowa, kills 41 people. 1959 - The United States recognizes the new Cuban government of Fidel Castro. 1999 - The impeachment of President Bill Clinton begins. More About: January
Irresistible - Joke of the Day
2008-01-07 19:37:00 A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.” The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
Obama?s Victory Speech
2008-01-06 19:54:00 Transcript: Senator Barack Obama : Thank you, Iowa. You know, they said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said ... More About: Victory , Interesting , Speech
January 6 - On this day
2008-01-06 19:53:00 1205 - Philip of Swabia becomes King of the Romans. 1579 - The Union of Atrecht is signed. 1838 - Samuel Morse first successfully tests the electrical telegraph. 1961 - A fire at the Thomas Hotel in San Francisco kills 20 people. 2004 - Jaya Bharata Jananiya Tanujate is declared the official anthem of Karnataka. More About: January , January 6
Intelligent Conversation - Joke of the Day
2008-01-06 19:52:00 “Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. OConnor. “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. OConnor, looking puzzled. “Oim always first out ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Intelligent , Conversation
Very bad hair day
2008-01-05 00:50:00 How many have experienced this? More About: Funny , Hair , Strange , Bad Hair Day
Vagina Scented Fragrance
2008-01-05 00:32:00 Have you ever had the urge for this smell? It was created by some Europeans and supposedly smells just like a vagina. You can get a bottle for 20 Euro. More About: Funny , Fragrance , Gross , Vagina
January 4 - On this day
2008-01-05 00:08:00 1717 - The Netherlands, England, and France sign the Triple Alliance. 1884 - The Fabian Society is founded in London. 1962 - New York City introduces a train that operates without a crew on-board. 1990 - A crowded passenger train collides with a standing freight train in Pakistan’s Sindh province, killing 300 people. 1998 - Wilaya of Relizane massacres ... More About: January
Sore Throat - Joke of the Day
2008-01-05 00:05:00 A man with a terrible sore throat walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to relieve it, and the pharmacist says: “Well, I could give you any number of things but they won’t really do you much good. However, I can tell you what I do when ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Sore Throat
Best blue screen of death
2008-01-03 23:09:00 Related PostsMicrosoft Surface Blue Screen Microsoft Surface Blue Screen of Death Lightsaber fighting squirrels Lightsaber fighting squirrelsMcdonalds Drivethru Blue ScreenWhat to Expect From Windows VistaBlue Balls Festival: Are you going? More About: Funny
Rudy Giuliani TV Ad ?Ready?
2008-01-03 23:07:00 Related PostsTV to the headA woman who was admitted to hospital with a migraine had her stay extended when a TV fell on her hea...Redneck Vacation - Joke of the DayBilly Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm ...Tila Tequila racing into the mainstreamSACRAMENTO -- ... More About: Interesting , Rudy Giuliani , Giuliani , Rudy , Ready
January 3 - On this day
More articles from this author:2008-01-03 23:06:00 1431 - Joan of Arc is handed over to the Bishop Pierre Cauchon. 1958 - The West Indies Federation is formed. 1959 - Alaska is admitted as the 49th U.S. State. 1977 - Apple Computer is incorporated. 2007 - National Express has its worst ever coach crash just outside Heathrow Airport. More About: January 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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