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Golf Accident - Joke of the Day
2008-01-03 23:04:00 A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Golf , Joke , Accident
Only for the holidays
2008-01-03 19:57:00 Related PostsHappy holidays with the ChristmasesGAINESVILLE, Georgia (AP) -- Do not bother making jokes. This family has heard them all. No, they...Funny Christmas Cards Part 2Here are some more funny christmas cards. Happy Holidays ! Tags: Funny, Christmas,...Funny Christmas Cards Part 3Here are some more funny Christmas cards. Christmas is in 2 days! Happy Holidays! ... More About: Dumb , The Holidays
Hi My name is Willie Stroker
2008-01-02 21:23:00 Related PostsNo related posts More About: Funny , Dumb , Willie
January 2 - On this day
2008-01-02 21:18:00 1872 - Brigham Young is arrested on charges of bigamy for having 25 wives. 1942 - The United States Navy opens a blimp base at Lakehurst, New Jersey. 1949 - Luis Muñoz Marín becomes the first democratically elected Governor of Puerto Rico. 1955 - Panamanian president Jose Antonio Remon is assassinated. 1974 - President Richard Nixon signs a bill ... More About: January
Caught In The Act - Joke of the Day
2008-01-02 21:03:00 A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she’s horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman. She’s about to storm out of the house, and the husband says “But I can explain, dear. As I was driving home I saw this poor and tired-looking creature standing by the road, so I ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Caught
Happy New Year 2008 From NYC
2008-01-01 20:23:00 Happy New Year ! More About: Interesting , Happy , Happy New Year
January 18 - On this day
2008-01-01 20:22:00 1651 - Charles II is crowned King of Scotland. 1806 - The French Republican Calendar is abolished. 1890 - First use of football goal nets in England. 1994 - The European Economic Area comes into effect. 1999 - The Euro currency is introduced. More About: January , January 18
Why its great to be a guy - Joke of the Day
2008-01-01 20:12:00 Why its great to be a guy… Your ass is never a factor in a job interview Your last name stays put. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be president. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don’t give a ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Great
Happy New Year from Daily Waste!
2008-01-01 03:16:00 Have a good time tonight! Don’t get too drunk! Now go get your party on! More About: New Year , Daily , Happy , Happy New Year , Waste
December 31 - On this day
2007-12-31 18:05:00 1831 - Gramercy Park is deeded to New York City. 1857 - Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom chooses Ottawa, Ontario, as the capital of Canada. 1909 - Manhattan Bridge opens. 1997 - Quaker Oats settles a lawsuit involving the immoral use of child subjects in radioactivity experiments from around 1945-1956. 2004 - The official opening of Taipei 101, ... More About: December
Cross-eyed Dog - Joke of the Day
2007-12-31 17:39:00 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. “Well,” says the vet “I’m going to ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Cross
Treadmill Skating
2007-12-31 08:13:00 Looks fun till you bit it… More About: Funny , Extreme , Dumb , Skating
December 30 - On this day
2007-12-30 20:12:00 1897 - Natal annexes Zululand. 1943 - Subhash Chandra Bose raises the flag of Indian independence at Port Blair. 1977 - Ted Bundy escapes from his cell in Glenwood Springs, Colorado. 1993 - Israel and the Vatican establish diplomatic relations. 2006 - Saddam Hussein is executed by hanging. More About: December
Change the Oil - Joke of the Day
2007-12-30 20:09:00 It was the stir of the town when an guy in his 80’s married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?” He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old motor ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Change
The Great Debaters - Movie to see this weekend (December 29, 2007)
2007-12-29 21:03:00 Inspired by a true story, “The Great Debaters” displays the journey of Professor Melvin Tolson, a brilliant but volatile debate team coach who uses the power of words to shape a group of underdog students from a small African American college in the deep south into a historically elite debate team. A controversial figure, Professor ... More About: Movies , Movie , Weekend , December
Paper Mario Animation
2007-12-29 10:44:00 Took the guy 6 weeks to complete. More About: Animation , Gaming , Mario , Amazing , Paper
December 29 - On this day
2007-12-29 10:36:00 1845 - Texas is admitted as the 28th U.S. state. 1851 - The first American YMCA opens in Boston, Massachusetts. 1911 - Sun Yat-sen becomes the first President of the Republic of China. 1937 - The Irish Free State is replaced by a new state called Ireland with the adoption of a new constitution. 1939 - First flight of ... More About: December
I gotta leak - Joke of the Day
2007-12-29 10:28:00 How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the front desk replies, “Go ahead.” More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Leak , Gotta
Dodge Charger with no wheels
2007-12-28 21:17:00 Now that would suck to find your car like this… More About: Funny , Extreme , Dodge , Dumb , Charger
December 28 - On this day
2007-12-28 21:07:00 1065 - Westminster Abbey is consecrated. 1836 - Spain recognizes the independence of Mexico. 1908 - An earthquake rocks Messina, Sicily killing over 75,000. 1973 - The Endangered Species Act is passed in the United States. 2000 - U.S. retail giant Montgomery Ward announces it is going out of business after 128 years. More About: December
A blonde and a brunette - Joke of the Day
2007-12-28 21:06:00 A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 100,000 miles on it. The brunette said to her, “I know a way ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , Blonde , Brunette
December 27 - On this day
2007-12-27 20:40:00 537 - The Hagia Sophia is completed. 1932 - The Radio City Music Hall in New York City opens. 1945 - The World Bank was created with the signing of an agreement by 28 nations. 1978 - Spain becomes a democracy after 40 years of dictatorship. 1996 - Taliban forces retake the strategic Bagram air base which solidifies their ... More About: December , December 27
Just Before I Die - Joke of the Day
2007-12-27 20:39:00 Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. “The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.” “Well,” his friend replies, “since you couldn’t possibly know the ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
That?s Right - Ciara feat. Lil Jon
2007-12-26 22:45:00 Tags: That’s Right, Ciara , Lil Jon More About: Movies , Interesting , Feat
December 26 - On this day
2007-12-26 22:37:00 1793 - The wedding of Prince Friedrich Ludwig of Prussia and Frederica of Mecklenburg-Strelitz takes place. 1825 - Several Imperial Russia army officers lead circa 3000 soldiers on the Senate Square in the failed Decembrist uprising. 1933 - FM radio is patented. 1996 - The United Nations Convention to Combat Desertification goes into force. 2003 - A strong magnitude ... More About: December
Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler - Joke of the Day
2007-12-26 22:35:00 What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go! More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
December 25 - On this day
2007-12-25 11:58:00 1818 - The first performance of “Silent Night” takes place in the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorf, Austria. 1926 - Emperor Taish? of Japan dies. His son, Prince Hirohito succeeds him as Emperor Sh?wa. 1932 - A magnitude 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills about 70,000 people. 1941 - World War II: Battle of Hong Kong ends, ... More About: December , December 25
Dear Santa - Joke of the Day
2007-12-25 11:53:00 Dear Santa , Do you see us when we’re sleeping, do you really know when we’re awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I’m skipping your house. Santa —— Dearest Santa, We don’t have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke
December 24 - On this day
2007-12-25 07:40:00 1851 - Library of Congress burns. 1939 - World War II: Pope Pius XII makes a Christmas Eve appeal for peace. 1946 - France’s Fourth Republic is founded. 1974 - Cyclone Tracy devastates Darwin, Australia. 2002 - The New Delhi Metro opens. More About: Funny , December
Christmas Jokes - Joke of the Day
More articles from this author:2007-12-25 05:07:00 Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he’s always stuffed! What bird has wings but cannot fly? Roast turkey! Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake? Your teeth! We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey! Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus! What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y! More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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