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Redneck 4 Wheeler
2008-06-10 08:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F06%2Fredneck-4-wheeler%2F'; addthis_title = 'Redneck +4+Wheeler '; addthis_pub = '';
Hold Onto Your Hat
2008-06-09 08:01:00 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high ... More About: Hold
Obama Fan
2008-06-08 08:01:00 A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different?again. Little Johnny said, “Because I?m not ...
Blonde Husband
2008-06-07 08:01:00 Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.” The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!” To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!” ... More About: Blonde , Husband
The Ostrich
2008-06-06 08:01:00 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order ...
Divorce Cake
2008-06-05 08:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F06%2Fdivorce-cake%2F'; addthis_title = 'Divorce +Cake '; addthis_pub = '';
New Treatment For Sunburn
2008-06-04 08:01:00 A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a ... More About: Treatment , Sunburn
TGIF Blonde
2008-06-03 08:02:00 A Blonde goes over to her friends’ house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. “Why are you wearing a ‘Thank Goodness it’s Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?” “Oh crap!” the blonde says, “I thought it meant Tits Go In Front!” addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F06%2Ftgif-blonde%2F'; addthis_title = 'TGIF+Blonde'; addthis_pub = '';
Winton Churchill and the Battle Axe
2008-06-02 08:01:00 An old battle axe of a woman said to Winston Churchill, “If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.” Churchill’s response, “Ma’am if you were my wife I would drink it.” -Winston Churchill addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F06%2Fwinton-churchill-and-the-battle-axe %2F'; addthis_title = 'Winton+Churchill+and+the+Battle +Axe'; addthis_pub = '';
Preacher and the Lawn Mower
2008-06-01 08:01:00 A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,” said the little boy. After a moment of ... More About: Preacher
Male or Female
2008-05-31 22:57:00 Male or Female ? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are ... More About: Male
Idiots At Work
2008-05-31 08:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2Fidiots-at-work%2F'; addthis_title = 'Idiots +At+Work '; addthis_pub = '';
Friday One-Liners
2008-05-30 22:29:00 * Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. * Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. * There are 3 kinds of people: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. * Middle age is when broadness of the mind ... More About: Friday , Liners
10 Scientific Reasons To Have Sex
2008-05-29 08:01:00 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you ... More About: Reasons
Female Comebacks
2008-05-28 08:01:00 Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: So, what ... More About: Female
Cigars for the Judge
2008-05-27 08:25:00 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?” “Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A ... More About: Judge , Cigars
Right Wing Preacher
2008-05-26 08:01:00 Trying to win over the liberals in his congregation, the right-wing preacher said at the end of his sermon, “And if an airplane went down carrying the leaders of both parties, whom do you think the good Lord will have saved?” A small voice came from back in the audience, “The country!” ... More About: Right Wing , Wing , Preacher
$4.00+ Gallon Gas Will Buy You
2008-05-26 00:48:00 This is what charging $4.00+ a gallon gas will buy you… A sparkling Diamond Covered Mercedes SL600! Saudi Prince Waleed Bin Talal from Saudi Arabia owns this $4.8 MILLION beauty. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2F400-gallon-gas-will-buy-you%2F'; addthis_title = '%244.00%2B+Gallon+Gas+Will+Buy+You'; addthis_pub = '';
Memorial Day Weekend
2008-05-25 17:12:00 Wishing You and Yours a Safe and Enjoyable Memorial Day Weekend . http://memorialday.gowally.com/ addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2Fmemorial-day-2%2F'; addthis_title = 'Memorial+Day+Weekend'; addthis_pub = '';
The Sizzling Blonde
2008-05-25 08:01:00 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed ... More About: Blonde
Redneck Home School
2008-05-24 08:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2Fredneck-home-school%2F'; addthis_title = 'Redneck +Home +School '; addthis_pub = '';
Hypnotist At Senior Center
2008-05-23 08:01:00 It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, ‘Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a ... More About: Senior , Center
Never Question a Drunk
2008-05-22 08:01:00 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched ... More About: Question , Drunk
Little Johnny in Sunday School
2008-05-21 08:01:00 The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted. “My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!” addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2Flittle-johnny-sunday-school%2F'; addthis_title = 'Little+Johnny+in+Sunday+School'; addthis_pub = ... More About: Sunday School
Anchors Laugh as Model Falls
2008-05-20 08:01:00 This poor model at a show in Paris falls twice in these goofy looking heels and the news anchors can’t seem to stop laughing at her. The second time she falls is pretty funny as she’s trying to keep her balance. Anchors Laugh As Model Falls Twice - Funny home videos are a click away addthis_url ... More About: Funny Videos
I Have 10 Questions
2008-05-19 08:01:00 1. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? 2. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 3. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? 4. Why do croutons come in ... More About: Questions
Ex Mother-in-law
2008-05-18 08:01:00 This guy says to his buddy, “You’ll never believe what happened last night.” “Why?” his buddy asks. “What happened?” The first guy says, “Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch. She asked me, ‘Can I stay here for a few days?’” “Wow,” says his buddy. “What’d you tell her?” “I ... More About: Mother
Redneck Slingshot
2008-05-17 08:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.com%2F2008%2 F05%2Fredneck-slingshot%2F'; addthis_title = 'Redneck +Slingshot '; addthis_pub = '';
Loser Becomes A Lawyer
2008-05-16 08:01:00 There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say that you’re a lawyer.” So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that ... More About: Lawyer , Loser
Windshield Bug
More articles from this author:2008-05-15 08:14:00 A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable habits when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when ... 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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