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Companionship
2007-10-16 00:52:00 Today, I realised I am lonely when I don't have a mistress. There is nothing like the companionship of a secret relationship. I used to look forward to my journey to work, talking to a sexy adulteress on the phone. I miss B. We used to talk a lot. She was my life coach. And I was hers. We never quite clicked sexually, but we took care of each other emotionally. Damn her husband for breaking up a wonderful friendship. He didn’t need to get all stroppy about it. We stopped fucking of our own accord anyway. TLazy Philosopher writes about the angst and philosophy of a superficially conventional man who has a secret life in which he succumbs to his greatest weakness: women! More About: Companion
Mystery of the Amorous Wife
2007-10-14 21:42:00 W rarely wants sex. I would say that she shows an interest only once every two to three months.For reasons which I will explain in another post I feel as though she has “trained” me not to want or expect intimacy with her.Now, here’s the weird thing. There seems to be an incredibly high correlation between her rare moments of desire and the occasions when I sleep with other women.Once in a while, the Lazy Philosopher will arrive home, secretly luxuriating in the sexual afterglow brought on by a few hours of seriously horny adultery.And to my horror, W will come over all coy, ask if I would run her a bath, and offer me a glass of wine.It happened again this week.I can only assume that it is a chemical thing. Perhaps I am emitting pheromones which trigger an ancient instinctive response. Or maybe it is my behaviour, something about my relaxed and satisfied demeanour that makes me more attractive.Whatever the magic formula is, I wish I could bottle it.Once bottled, I would sell i... More About: Wife , Mystery , Myst
Oh joy!
2007-10-14 10:09:00 Well, if the NHS recommends it, who am I to argue?Lazy Philosopher writes about the angst and philosophy of a superficially conventional man who has a secret life in which he succumbs to his greatest weakness: women!
Mistress Dumps Boyfriend
2007-10-14 01:34:00 S called me.“I want your advice”, she said.“Oh yes, what about?”“It’s Paul*. I’m thinking of dumping him.”Wow! This was fascinating. Here I was being consulted by my unmarried mistress about whether or not she should dump her boyfriend.I was simultaneously pleased and alarmed.I was alarmed because Paul added a kind of symmetry to my affair with S. If Paul was around then she had a real-world relationship just like me. It meant that I was S’s “male-mistress” (there isn't a proper word for it but you know what I mean). As such, Paul unknowingly did me a favour by keeping S entertained when I was unavailable and so helped to keep the situation stable.On the other hand, I was delighted with S’s query because it was so bizarre. Here I was, a married man, being consulted by my mistress about the merits of her boyfriend and the best way to go about dumping him. This was a situation that could only happen to a very naughty man and so, being a connoisseur of naughtin... More About: Boyfriend , Dumps
Safe Sex and Extramarital Affairs
2007-10-13 15:44:00 Intelligence and maturity don’t seem to apply when it comes to sex. Instead, common sense flies out of the window as lust and desire take control. I am not just talking about teenagers; I am talking about sensible thirty and forty-somethings and even pensioners.And I am talking about people having affairs.I am somewhat ashamed to admit that my commitment to safe sex did not last long with any of my mistresses (S, B, and the MILF). *Specifically:• S and I stopped using condoms the third time we slept together;• the MILF and I stopped using condoms the second time;• B and I stopped using condoms the second time; and• as I have stated previously, the wet nurse informed me that she had no intention of ever using condoms.Now, here is the interesting thing. In each case, it was HER that was instrumental in us first “going bareback”:• S expressed her distaste for condoms and encouraged me not to use them from the moment she had a contraceptive injection, which was shortly a... More About: Safe , Affairs , Amar
Jealousy
2007-10-08 23:34:00 “All things in moderation” is not a phrase which I usually espouse. On the contrary, if I find something is good then I always want more.“What is the point in having cake if I can’t eat it?” – That’s my motto.There are exceptions though, and jealousy is one of them. It can be fun in moderation but dangerous in excess.It is an emotion that is inevitable in affair situations. It is an ego boost to find your lover is letting envy get the better of them. Women in particular seem to lap it up.Take B for example. We had hit it off pretty much straight away. I had intended for our initial meeting to be a quick drink in a quiet pub, but we ended up going for a Chinese meal and afterwards I held her in my arms in the car park and we kissed for perhaps twenty minutes whilst the restaurant staff watched us on the security camera.I knew that she had already arranged a date with another man through the same web site. I wasn’t concerned though. I felt we had connected and the arro... More About: Jealousy
Lynda Bellingham: The Sexiest Woman in the World
2007-10-07 12:26:00 I once read that women come into their sexual prime at around the age of 35, whereas men peak at 17.Well, I’m obviously not so sure about the latter point, but the former was music to my ears. I have always been attracted to the more mature woman and there is nothing so satisfying as having your natural instincts backed up by scientific research and statistics.Take Lynda Bellingham, for instance. She is sex-on-legs! I have fancied her for as long as I can remember. She is older than me of course, but were I to hold her in my arms then I would be in toy-boy heaven.Some of her fans get excited about her appearance in the 1974 film, “Confessions of a Window Cleaner”, in which she was momentarily topless. I agree she was a joy to behold, but the reality is that she was in her twenties at the time, yet to develop her mighty womanly powers to the full.For me, she was far sexier when, many years later, she appeared on a chat show wearing what appeared to be a body stocking under her ... More About: World , Woman , The World
Enjoying the Moment
2007-10-06 22:23:00 Please excuse me if this blog goes off-topic for a moment.Analysing the traffic to my blog I am disappointed to note that I don’t have many Australian readers.This is a shame because right now I really wish I had an Aussie following.Anyway, I would like to welcome all down-under readers to my blog. Please take the following special message in the spirit that it is intended.Hahahahahahahahaha!Better luck next time.Click on the picture to see the match report on your own web site.;-)TLazy Philosopher writes about the angst and philosophy of a superficially conventional man who has a secret life in which he succumbs to his greatest weakness: women! More About: Moment
My Blog is My New Mistress
2007-10-06 10:54:00 Guess what! You will never believe it…W has accused me of having an affair!This has occurred because I have been spending a suspicious amount of time on the computer. She thinks I must be chatting online to someone.The reality, of course, is that I have been succumbing to my obsession for this blog.And the irony is that the blog is helping to keep me out of trouble. Unlike most other infidelity blogs, this is not a diary chronicling an affair as it unfolds but a series of memoirs and personal reflections (interspersed with a bit of light relief concerning my lust for various female celebrities). Right now, because I am still dealing with the pain of my affair with S, I am not emotionally capable of conducting an affair anyway.(Kirsty, Wendy, Billie, Lynda – naturally, the previous sentence would not apply in your case).But now I shall have to start behaving as though my blog is my mistress. I shall have to sneak around and only play with her when W is not around. I will have to ... More About: Blog
Being thankful
2007-10-03 19:19:00 Things have not gone to plan in all areas of my life but there is still plenty to be thankful for. My love life may have been a disaster zone at times but at least I have loved and I have felt what it is like to be loved. I wouldn’t swap anything for that.And I do have my children and a comfortable home. The kids in particular give me great joy. I love to watch them grow up, developing their personalities and beginning to make their way in life. Both my children seem to have taken a leap forward in confidence in the last couple of years and it is wonderful to behold.I am an island in an all female household. Fortunately, I am a woman’s man and so it is an environment I love. I always wanted a son, but I have reached the point where I can observe the outrageous behaviour of the male offspring of others with a wry smile and count my blessings.My family environment is very important to me. It gives me pleasure but also, to me, it is a duty to provide and preserve it for W and my ch... More About: Hank
Kept Woman
2007-09-30 22:06:00 S once told me that she would be my mistress forever if I paid off her mortgage. That way she would be able to work a 4-day week and call off her search for a husband.Her only condition was that she should be allowed to have “playthings”* for the lonely weekends when I was with my wife and family.I didn’t do it.I am a man who is used to getting what he wants. This is partly achieved by not being too ambitious, but it is nonetheless true. Up until that point in my life, if I set about getting something, I generally got it.S’s offer seemed too much of a compromise to me. I was struggling with the pressures of my double life and I couldn’t see why I couldn’t have S all the time. Nonetheless, I wasn’t prepared to hurt my wife, my children or my bank balance.I was so in love with S that the logical part of my brain had given up and taken a holiday. The love sickness had taken over completely.Devoid of the ability to apply common sense or reasoning, I was convinced I would f... More About: Woman
Wet Nurse
2007-09-25 19:05:00 I once pulled a married nurse on a dating site.She was very keen.During an online chat I was trying to set out the ground rules for our affair. It was basic stuff about discretion, mutual respect and safe sex.“Oh no, I don’t want to use condoms”, she said.!!!“Lol. Why not?”“I hate them. Don’t like how they feel. Don’t worry. I am on the pill. I just want to have your cum inside me.”I have come across something similar before. You would think that it would be men who wanted to avoid using condoms. I think some women have a bit of a fetish for sperm. One former lover liked me to cum over her tits whereupon she would rub in the “cream” and then go to work without washing. I understood it to be a kind of animalistic trophy: she was “wearing it”.I think I understand this fetish. On occasions I have gone to work unwashed after a morning sex session. S used to stay one night a week in a hotel and I would stop by for “breakfast” on my way to work. Later, I woul... More About: Nurse
Billie Piper is a Sexy Whore
2007-09-24 19:41:00 I am developing a bit of a thing for Billie. Not only has she rekindled my interest in science fiction in recent years, but also she is to star in the TV dramatisation of the famous Belle de Jour blog.Billie was interviewed by Parky this weekend and I was struck by her intelligence and confidence. So far as I am concerned, intelligence and confidence combine to make SEXY!Phwoar!I wonder if playing Belle has given Ms Pipe r a little confidence boost. Last time I saw her being interviewed was on the Charlotte Church Show and she seemed nervous. Mind you, most of the guests look worried on Charlotte’s show. Charlotte is sexy too – but in an “I’m going to drink you under the table and then eat you alive” kind of way.I get anxious for Charlotte’s guests just watching from my armchair.Anyway, my dear Billie, if you read this post (and I am hoping you will since there is no shame in googling yourself from time to time*) I want you to know that I think you are the sexiest 25-year... More About: Sexy , Whore , Billie Piper
How to Have a Successful Affair
2007-09-23 22:31:00 My problem is that I can’t do things by halves. My affair with S took over my life. It became an all consuming passion. I dispatched up to 30 texts per day, took poorly calculated risks to meet her, and spent upwards of £100 a month on phone calls.I lost the balance between my secret life and my ordinary life. In the real world my work suffered, my wife found me to be distant and rude and I forgot to pay the bills.From a mental perspective, the whole thing was unhealthy. Having to juggle two different worlds that never meet is exhausting. Lying does not come naturally to me (honestly!) so it becomes a drag. Constantly having to think about how to keep the lies alive is genuinely stressful even before facing up to your conscience and sense of morality. During splits with S, the simple life may have been boring but it was also a source of relief.Well, dear friends, necessity is the mother of invention and so I have come up with an idea.I call it the “low intensity affair” or ... More About: Affair
I believe in love
2007-09-21 23:37:00 Is it true that men sometimes have conversations in which they compare the number of women they have slept with? I can’t say I ever have. I half suspect that this kind of “down the pub” conversation is actually quite rare because most blokes wouldn’t want to find out that their pals have slept with more.That said, I recently had a variation of this conversation with a friend at work. Our version was: “how many women have you committed adultery with?”It turned out that in his case it was so many that he had lost count. He is a reasonably intelligent chap and he is not the type who would need to make up for a lack of self-confidence by lying so I think it is fair to assume that it is quite a few.I haven’t lost count.So, on that basis he won that particular competition between two philandering scoundrels.(I’ve got a bigger knob though.)Anyway, this was all part of a wider conversation in which we were comparing notes on life in general and affairs in particular. His sto... More About: Love
That thing that is illegal in several countries
2007-09-21 12:34:00 I have always known that I am a lover of the female posterior. It is said that heterosexual men fall into one of three categories: leg men, tit men and arse men. For me, it is bums, breasts, and legs in that order. That’s just the way my brain is wired.Aesthetically, a woman’s behind has the potential to provide the most pleasing view I can imagine. There is no single optimum design which surpasses all others. Instead, there are endless variations in shape, size and curvaceousness, giving rise to so many examples of erotic perfection.Sometimes I have to be careful when in the office or out shopping. If confronted with a beautiful female bottom, particularly when it is presented in tightly wrapped packaging, I find my hands anticipating the shape and distance. Instinctively, I want to reach out and trace the curves, stroke, feel… maybe even administer a playful smack!I find a woman who knows she has an exquisit bum and chooses to show it off by wearing a tight skirt or trousers... More About: Countries , Thing , Illegal , Trie
Oh dear!
2007-09-18 16:45:00 I guess it's no surprise really.Click on the image to try the test yourself.TLazy Philosopher writes about the angst and philosophy of a superficially conventional man who has a secret life in which he succumbs to his greatest weakness: women!
Attack of the Munchies
2007-09-16 21:53:00 A couple of years ago, I managed to wangle a business trip to a conference in Amsterdam.And so it was that a male work colleague and I found ourselves taking a stroll through the famous red light district on our way to my favourite coffee shop. In my memory that evening has long since taken on a hazy quality for reasons which will become clear. What follows is the version of events as I recall them, possibly not up to my usual standards of accuracy.It is not dark yet but the red light district girls are already displaying themselves in the windows.I want to take a good look, but I’m a little shy and so when a girl in a thong-bikini beckons to me from her window I don’t know where to look! I nod politely, give her a little wave and look down at the pavement as we walk on, purposefully.We reach the coffee shop, and we smoke dope whilst slurping at milk-shakes through straws. That familiar feeling of being stoned sweeps through me and the woozy time distortion effects begin. The mi... More About: Attack , Atta
Ethical Threesomes
More articles from this author:2007-09-14 21:30:00 Check out this ingenious post on “time travel infidelity”.Surely there are enough dilemmas posed by real life sexual scenarios without having to create new ones with the aid of science fiction?I love the idea though!When it comes to threesomes, I have observed a consenus amongst my (admittedly statistically insignificant) sample of mistresses:(1) “Yes – I quite like the idea of a threesome with another bloke. I could definitely handle the extra attention!”(2) “No way are we having another woman in our bed. Your cock is mine sunshine!”Bloody women!That said, I have to admit that the MMF combo is more exciting for me so I’m not complaining too much.As it happens, S and I gave it a go.Our interest was triggered when we were in a sauna together at a health club.At first there was just the two of us. The atmosphere was steamy and we were adding to it. But then I had to remove my fingers from inside her because another man came in and joined us.I don’t think he spotted w... More About: Rees , Some 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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