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Butterfly T-Shirt by Retro God.
2007-12-13 15:40:00 Ha ha it’s made from butter. Nice punky attitude tee for the irreverent but fashionable. Butterfly Tee Tags: T-Shirt s, butter, butterfly, retro, retrogod, t shirt More About: Retro , T-Shirt
Sirens T-Shirt by Retro God @ RetroGod.com
2007-12-13 15:12:00 Sirens used to sound lovely, in fact the sounds they made were so gorgeous that they distracted sailors long enough for their ships to be dashed upon the rocks. Okay firstly don’t sailors have a bit of a reputation as, well shall we say they enjoy each other’s company a little too much, I know it’s ... More About: Retro , Shirt , T-Shirts , T-Shirt , Etrog
Heartbreaker Tee by RetroGod.com
2007-12-13 03:11:00 This design takes its inspiration from the old ‘Keep Britain Tidy’ slogo (yes I’ve just invented a new word… logo + slogan = slogo). Essentially it comments on the lack of love in the modern world. I’ve been with my partner for years and as yet neither of us has run off or tried to ... More About: Etrog
Omg I am the worst blogger in the world.
2007-12-13 02:21:00 It’s true, I never kept a diary as a kid (way b4 this old blogging thingy started.). You know I’ve tried a couple of times at submitting this blog to that bloody awful site www.blogexplosion.com - it’s totally duff but I thought hey some traffic might help raise the profile for Retro God but oh ... More About: Blogger , World , The World , T-Shirts
Junk Food T-Shirt by Retro God
2007-10-08 12:41:00 Hey! Yep it’s been a while since I’ve added to the blog, I apologise for that, let’s say I’ve been too busy making tees to write about them! Anyway for my next crazy installment - check out the Junk Food T-Shirt . It was inspired by a recent TV program that dealt with how much food we ... More About: Retro , T-Shirt
Pipe Dream T-Shirt by RetroGod.com
2007-10-03 21:09:00 This accidentally came out as a rather Japanese Manga style tee. It’s inspired by all the sleeping businessmen I saw at Budapest Airport recently. I started to imagine what a wannabe tycoon would dream of and made a sketch. I only found it again recently and thought it’d be a great t-shirt design. To be honest ... More About: Dream , Shirt , T-Shirt , Pipe , Etrog
Party Pooper T-Shirt by Retro God
2007-09-26 18:29:00 Party Pooper I confess - I am a party pooper. It must be part of the ageing process. I wasn’t exactly Fun Time Bobby, but my catchphrase throughout my late teens was ‘Where’s the party?’. It was a sincere expression, I truly wanted to party every weekend. I know that means screwing in the USA, but ... More About: Party , Retro , Shirt , T-Shirt
The Great Escape T-Shirt by RetroGod.com
2007-09-26 17:50:00 A massive Escape Button surrounded by crowds of tourists. It would be nice if we all could really get away. Another planet, another dimension, somewhere where you’ll meet few if any humans. My partner would always point out beauty spots of the countryside whenever we travelled on a motorway. Not so much now though. I heaped ... More About: Great , Shirt , T-Shirts , T-Shirt
Loony Bin T-Shirt by RetroGod.com
2007-09-26 12:39:00 It seems that mental health has always been a no-no when it comes to general conversation. You can say you are crazy about snowboarding, football mad, you can say your job is driving you insane, you can use the words, but never play out the actions. Until now. Loony Bin T-Shirt General society has until recently treated ... More About: T-Shirts , T-Shirt , Etrog
Privacy T-Shirt by RetroGod.com
2007-09-22 19:31:00 PRIVACY - Well this is a rather straight forward design, based on an old and tatty motel door sign. Simply called privacy, it hints at more than just the insane overcrowding and over-population of so many of our cities today, but the absolute lack of privacy, what could once have been called a human right, ... More About: Privacy , Shirt , T-Shirt , Riva , Etrog
Monkfish T-Shirt by Retro God
2007-09-22 01:10:00 I heard in a documentary about ‘Whirling Dervishes’ that mysticism is far older than religion, I wouldn’t argue with that, but to be honest, loose or rigid, it’s all still religion to me. I know we all have to believe in something, ourselves, the future, in good government, whatever you like. But to me belief, ... More About: Retro , Shirt , T-Shirts , T-Shirt
Bean Flicker T-Shirt by Retro God
2007-09-17 15:57:00 Bean Flick er - perhaps the nicest description for the act of masterbation in history. What is it with female biology, I seem to be in a creative rut at the moment. My partner says it’s simply that I find it easier to create for women than men, hey perhaps that’s a sign of a great fashion ... More About: Bean , Retro , Shirt , T-Shirt
Menstrual Cycle
2007-09-16 18:39:00 Yes it’s not the most subtle of ideas, but I’ve tried to handle it with as much tact and decorum as I can muster. Compared to men, women feel pain in more areas of their body and for longer. Women report varying pain experiences throughout their menstrual cycle,and then there’s the whole new world of pain ... More About: Cycle , Mens
Seņor Citizen - A misspelled youth
2007-09-08 13:44:00 This is a rather funny tee - misspellings can really be a cultural eyeopener - ‘Señor Citizen ’ is one of my faves - to me it’s rather an exotic mistake. Being a senior citizen these days doesn’t carry much weight - in fact more likely a burden. To become more Spanish or Latino instead of ... More About: Youth , Spell
Perv T-Shirt for a World of Voyeurs
2007-09-07 16:12:00 Perv - A t-shirt that speaks for itself! A friend spotted the original municipal sign in Switzerland and Germany. It seems that mixed toilets don’t work after all. If porn is the second most popular activity on the Net (Social Networking being the first - Check out The Mass Debating T-Shirt !) - then mixed toilets ... More About: World , T-Shirts , T-Shirt , Voyeurs
Macho Macho Man Where Are You?
2007-09-07 14:00:00 Macho Macho Ok, you may have guessed by now I’m not the hottest on blogging. I have around 45 MORE t-shirts to include on this blog and god knows when they will be done. Nevermind, at least I design great tees (if I do say so myself ;p). So at last… the Medallion Man is back and ... More About: T-Shirts , Mach
Barbie Queue Tee by Retro God
2007-09-04 19:10:00 Barbie Queue Another word play tee for the collection. In short, a comment on the whole Size Zero debate and the debacle that ensued. It seems that most of the media can’t come to terms with exactly how ordinary the world is. Sure there are a few soap ads featuring larger sized women, perhaps some other ... More About: Retro , Barbie , T-Shirts
Nuclear Family
2007-09-03 20:13:00 Nuclear power was seen as the be all and end all then. It vanquishes all your enemies at once plus it makes for a perfect society. I know the phrase isn’t an exact reference to nuclear power per se. But it does seem an awfully big coincidence. A Nuclear Family - ‘The family is a social group characterized by common ... More About: Nuclear , T-Shirts
A Kiss of Death
2007-09-03 17:54:00 The latest tee by Retro God, a wry look at yet another old saying ‘ A kiss of death’. The etymology? ‘The origin of the term "Kiss of Death ", Judas’s betrayal of Jesus with a kiss in the Garden of Gethsemane’ - Quoted from Wiki. Kiss of Death by Retro God I have a strange relationship with ... More About: T-Shirts
Welcome to Retro God?s New T-Shirt Blog!
2007-09-02 20:19:00 Welcome! At last Retro God has its own blog, and I’ve a lot of work ahead of me. Let me introduce myself, I’m Paul Baines, a UK based fashion designer, and I am Retro God! OK, perhaps a bit presumptuous, but it caught your eye, or you wouldn’t be here. Now, I’m not your usual ... More About: Blog , Shirt , T-Shirts , T-Shirt |
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