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Bra joke and humor
2008-05-08 15:32:00 "Dad! Now that I'm 12, can I wear silk stockings and a bra?" "No, George, you can't!" Joke s and humor category: Bra jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Tourist joke and humor
2008-05-07 16:05:00 A guide is showing the tourists around the museum at Stratford upon Avon... Guide: This is the skull of William Shakespeare! Tourist : But it's the skull of a boy! Guide: (blushing) Yes! That must have been when he was a lad. Joke s and humor category: Tourist jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Family joke and humor
2008-05-06 17:00:00 Sally: Yours is a big family, isn't it? Aren't you a twin? Julia: Yes! Sally: Can your family tell you apart? Julia: I expect so! Sally: How? Julia: Because George has a mustache. Joke s and humor category: Family jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Medical joke and humor
2008-05-05 15:27:00 Question: Why do doctors cover their faces with medical masks when they perform surgeries? Answer: So that no one can recognize them if anything goes wrong. Joke s and humor category: Medical jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Pregnancy joke and humor
2008-05-04 14:52:00 Sailor: Doctor, it's impossible for my wife to be pregnant. I'm a sailor and I've been away from her working on my ship overseas for more than a year. Family doctor: I know. But it's what we call a 'grudge pregnancy'. Someone had it in for you. Joke s and humor category: Pregnancy jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Mother-in-law joke and humor
2008-05-03 17:09:00 Late one night a doctor received a telephone call from a man who said urgently... "Doctor, my mother-in-law is lying at death's door. Can you please come round and pull her through?" Joke s and humor category: Mother -in-law jokes and humor More jokes, humor, comedy and funny gags @ Humor -Blogs * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
Hotel joke and humor
2008-05-02 14:06:00 I once stayed in a hotel where the walls of our room were so thin that every time I asked my wife a question I got three different answers. Joke s and humor category: Hotel jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Judge joke and humor
2008-05-01 17:17:00 A very elderly defendant had been found guilty of an offense and as he was a habitual offender, he was given a stern sentence by the judge. Offender: I'll never live to do it! Judge : Never mind, you do what you can! Joke s and humor category: Judge jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Teacher and Student jokes and humor
2008-04-30 15:46:00 In a junior school, the general knowledge class is going on... Teacher : Name an animal that lives in Lapland. Student : A reindeer. Teacher: Good! Now, name another animal that lives in Lapland. Student: Another reindeer. Jokes and humor category: Teacher and Student jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Husband and wife joke and humor
2008-04-29 16:07:00 Husband: When I proposed to you and we got married, your hair was blond. Now it's dark brown. Wife : So? Dark brown is my natural hair color! Husband: I know that, now! I was just wondering if I could sue you for bleach of promise! Joke s and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor , Husband
Police joke and humor
2008-04-28 14:47:00 "Is that the police?" asked a panic stricken voice on the phone to the police headquarters. "Yes, this is the police station!" replied the officer on duty. "Oh, thank god! I want to report a burglar trapped in an old lady's bedroom. Please come quickly!" "who is this calling?" asked the policeman. "The burglar!" replied the voice on the phone. Joke s and humor category: Police jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Bush joke and humor
2008-04-27 14:28:00 Mr Blair: Is it true Mr Bush that you married Laura for the money her grandfather left her? Mr Bush: Of course not! I would still have married her if someone else had left her the money. Joke s and humor category: Bush jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Wife joke and humor
2008-04-26 17:19:00 The lawyer was reading out his client Mr Bush's will in front of the whole family and had just come to the last paragraph... "I always said I'd mention my dear wife, Laura, in my will," read out the lawyer. "So, hello there, Laura!" Joke s and humor category: Wife jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Bride and groom joke and humor
2008-04-25 14:44:00 Groom: Would you be very annoyed with me if I confess that all my upper teeth are false? Bride : Not at all, darling! At least I can now relax and take off my wig, inflatable bra, glass eye and artificial leg. Joke s and humor category: Bride and groom jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Differential joke and humor
2008-04-24 16:20:00 The difference between a good committee member and a bad committee member is that a good one sleeps upright and a bad one sleeps horizontally. Joke s and humor category: Differential jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Restaurant joke and humor
2008-04-23 16:58:00 In a restaurant... Waiter: Welcome to our restaurant! What would you like to have, sir? Customer: Steak and chips. Waiter: Would you like anything with it, sir? Customer: If it's like the last time I ate here, then bring me a hammer and chisel. Joke s and humor category: Restaurant jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Nudist joke and humor
2008-04-22 15:29:00 In a nudist camp, a beautiful and sexy young woman walked over to the young man... Nude man: Pleased to meet you! Nude woman: (Looked down and blushed) I can see you are! Joke s and humor category: Nudist jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Parrot joke and humor
2008-04-21 15:56:00 A bird seller trying to teach a caged parrot how to talk, to impress the buyers... Bird seller: Repeat after me - I can walk. Parrot : I can walk. Bird seller: I can talk. Parrot: I can talk. Bird seller: I can fly. Parrot: But that's a lie! Joke s and humor category: Parrot jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Virus joke and humor
2008-04-20 17:37:00 Question: What is a "politically correct" computer virus? Answer: Politically correct computer virus is the one that never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to itself as an "Electronic Microorganism". Joke s and humor category: Virus jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Kid jokes and humor
2008-04-19 15:34:00 Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"? Smart kid: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L Teacher: No, that's wrong! Smart kid: May be it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Stupid joke and humor
2008-04-18 17:02:00 One fine morning Dumbo and Bambo hired a boat and went on fishing in a lake. At the end of the day, they collected 25 fishes. Dumbo: There?s a lot of fishes in this spot of the lake! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow. So, Bambo draws a big cross at the bottom of the boat... Dumbo: What are you doing, stupid? Bambo: Marking the spot! Dumbo: You stupid! What if we don't get this same boat tomorrow? Joke s and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Science jokes and humor
2008-04-17 17:06:00 Science Professor: You enter a laboratory and see a science experiment. How will you know which science class it is? Science student: If it's green and wiggles, the science class is biology.If it stinks, the class is chemistry.If it doesn't work, it's physics. Jokes and humor category: Science jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Science , Humor
Funny joke and humor
2008-04-16 15:48:00 Question: What is the difference between man and Superman? Answer: Man wears underwear under the trouser, while Superman wears it over the trouser. Joke s and humor category: Funny jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Comedy jokes and humor
2008-04-15 19:48:00 Comedy scene 1: In a funeral, there lay a fishing rod, a reel and a fishing basket upon the coffin. Comedy scene 2: Two men in the gathering are whispering with each other. Comedy scene 3: The whispers... 1st Man: He must have been a very keen fisherman? 2nd Man: He still is! He's going straight to a fishing match after they've buried his wife. Jokes and humor category: Comedy jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Comedy , Humor
Man and woman joke and humor
2008-04-14 16:25:00 Man was made before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question. Joke s and humor category: Man and woman jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor , Woman
Serious joke and humor
2008-04-13 17:57:00 Mr Serious: Are you going to take a bath? Mr Humor : No - I'm going to leave it where it is. Joke s and humor category: Serious jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
Supermarket joke and humor
2008-04-12 14:45:00 In the supermarket an argument is going on between the manager and a customer... Customer: This fat-free butter brand conned me... and you keep such products...! Supermarket manager: Please calm down and tell me what happened? Why do you think so? Customer: I went home and checked. There was the butter all right, but where's the fat that was free with it? Joke s and humor category: Supermarket jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Teacher and student joke and humor
2008-04-11 14:42:00 In the classroom of a junior school... Teacher : Everyone who thinks he's stupid, please stand up. After a while, only one student stands up... Teacher: OK, so you think you are stupid! Student : I don't think I'm stupid at all! Teacher: Then why are you standing? Student: I felt bad seeing you standing all by yourself! Joke s and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor
2008-04-10 14:30:00 Bambo: What kind of a matchbox did you fetch me? Not a single stick is lighting! Dumbo: How can that be, stupid! I checked each and every matchstick before I got them for you. And all of them lighted fine. Joke s and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Prisoner joke and humor
More articles from this author:2008-04-09 15:34:00 In the courtroom... Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out. Prisoner: Hurrah! Joke s and humor category: Prisoner jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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