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Barber joke and humor
2008-04-08 15:11:00 Looking at his barber's bill, shockingly... Jack: What? Hundred pounds just to cut my hair - but I'm nearly bald! Barber: I know, sir! My charge is ten pounds for cutting the hair and ninety pounds for search fees. Joke s and humor category: Barber jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Job interview joke and humor
2008-04-07 15:01:00 Job Interview er: So tell me, Mr Bush, what kind of a job you are looking for in this organization? Job applicant: I'd prefer something where I show up and get a pay check. I've always had a government job! Joke s and humor category: Job interview jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
News joke and humor
2008-04-06 13:57:00 Weather news: Owing to a strike at the meteorological office, there will be no weather tomorrow. Joke s and humor category: News jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Golf joke and humor
2008-04-05 14:26:00 After his last shot... Mr Bush: What do you think of my game? Caddie: (After thinking for a moment) I think your game is quite good, but I still prefer golf myself! Joke s and humor category: Golf jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Hijacking joke and humor
2008-04-04 14:46:00 In the cockpit, sticking a gun on the pilot's back... Hijacker: Take me to London. Pilot: But we're supposed to be going to London anyway! Hijacker: I know! But I've been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances. Joke s and humor category: Hijacking jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Wife jokes and humor
2008-04-03 14:22:00 "What's the trouble? You look really miserable!" "It's Kate, your wife!" "My wife?" "Yes, I'm afraid she's been unfaithful to both of us!" Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor
2008-04-02 14:47:00 Bambo: Why have you come out in this heavy rain with an umbrella full of holes? Dumbo: So that I know when the rain stops, stupid! Joke s and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Doctor joke and humor
2008-04-01 16:35:00 Man: Doctor , please help me! Doctor: What happened? Man: My son has swallowed my pen! Doctor: Don't worry. Just use a pencil to write. Joke s and humor category: Doctor jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Short joke and humor
2008-03-31 14:13:00 "Whatever I say goes!" "Please talk to yourself." Joke s and humor category: Short jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Customer joke and humor
2008-03-30 14:32:00 At a bakery... Customer : How much for these two pies? Salesgirl: 90 pence! Customer: How much is it for one? Salesgirl: 60 pence! Customer: OK, I'll have the other one! Joke s and humor category: Customer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Drunk joke and humor
2008-03-29 13:38:00 A policeman noticing a jay walking drunk pedestrian, ran up to him... Policeman: Here! Can't you see there's a zebra crossing only fifty yards away? And, don't you know that you could be penalized if caught while crossing the road in this dangerous spot? Drunk pedestrian: Well, I hope it's having a better luck than I am! Joke s and humor category: Drunk jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Health joke and humor
2008-03-28 14:10:00 Two men were discussing on health and the side effects of smoking... "Yes", one man said to another. "I've read so much about smoking causing various diseases that I've decided to give up reading!" Joke s and humor category: Health jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Question and answer joke and humor
2008-03-27 13:20:00 Question: What did the bee say to his girlfriend? Answer : Hi, honey! Joke s and humor category: Question and answer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor , Question , Question and Answer
Soup joke and humor
2008-03-26 13:19:00 In a restaurant... Customer: Waiter! Call the manager. I refuse to drink this soup. Waiter: But sir, the manager won't either! Joke s and humor category: Soup jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Courtroom joke and humor
2008-03-25 13:42:00 In the courtroom... Judge: Don't you feel ashamed that you have to come to the court again and again? Petty criminal: But sir, I hardly come to the court twice or thrice in a month, while you come here daily! Joke s and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Smart joke and humor
2008-03-24 17:11:00 Ronald: Who's the most intelligent between us? George: Let's not talk about me. Ronald: Okay, who's the most foolish between us? George: Can't you stop talking about yourself? Joke s and humor category: Smart jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Servant joke and humor
2008-03-23 14:26:00 Servant: Sir, I would like to quit your job! Employer: Why? What happened? Servant: You do not trust me! Employer: Who said so? I even leave my bunch of keys out on the table. Servant: But none of the keys fits into the safe! Joke s and humor category: Servant jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Husband and wife joke and humor
2008-03-22 13:28:00 Wife: Dear! Will you make a Taj Mahal for me after I die? Husband : Of course I will, darling. In fact, I've already purchased the plot for the tomb. Now the delay is only on your part. Joke s and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor , Wife
Love joke and humor
2008-03-21 12:55:00 Learning about the ancient system of using pigeons to send letters, a 21st century girl tried out the same for her love. Her boyfriend soon received a pigeon at his doorstep, but there was no love letter attached with the bird. So, he called up his girlfriend... Boy: I just got your pigeon, sweetheart, but where is the love letter? Girl: I didn't send any love letter, silly boy! I gave you a missed call. Joke s and humor category: Love jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Teacher and student joke and humor
2008-03-20 14:47:00 In a junior school, science class is in progress... Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water? Student : H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: The formula! Teacher: Who's this stupid fellow, who told you this? Students (whole class): You, sir! You only said yesterday that the formula is H to O! Joke s and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Drunk joke and humor
2008-03-19 14:07:00 A man was noticed, drinking at a public place by a policeman... Policeman: I would like you to accompany me to the police station. Drunk man: Why? Aren't you confident of making it to the police station on your own? Joke s and humor category: Drunk jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Boutique joke and humor
2008-03-18 14:23:00 In a fashion-boutique... Woman: Excuse me! I'd like to buy this pretty dress, but there's one problem with it. Attending salesgirl: What is it, madam? Woman: The bead-work is not done properly at some places. Can you just fix it? Attending salesgirl: Oh! Just don't worry about that. The bead-work will come off after the first wash. Joke s and humor category: Boutique jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Mental asylum joke and humor
2008-03-17 13:57:00 A mentally unbalanced patient is writing something on a piece of paper in a mental asylum... Doctor: What are you writing? Patient: A letter! Doctor: To whom are you writing? Patient: To myself! Doctor: (puzzled) What are you writing? Patient: I don't know! I haven't posted the letter yet. Joke s and humor category: Mental asylum jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor , Asylum
Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor
2008-03-16 13:28:00 Dumbo: Yesterday, I watched the most stupid and weirdest movie ever on my new DVD player. It had no image or sound! Bambo: That's funny! What was the name of the movie? Dumbo: "No disc inserted". Joke s and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Party joke and humor
2008-03-15 13:41:00 Julia: Would you like to come to my housewarming party on Friday? George: I'd love to! What's the address? Julia: Number 4 Crescent High. Just ring the bell with your elbow. George: Why can't I ring it with my finger? Julia: You're not coming empty-handed, are you? Joke s and humor category: Party jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Lawyer joke and humor
2008-03-14 13:56:00 In the news... A world-famous lawyer was holidaying on an expensive yacht when he fell overboard into a group of sharks, yesterday. They declined to eat him out of professional courtesy. Joke s and humor category: Lawyer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Confession joke and humor
2008-03-13 13:33:00 I humbly confess that I've got the most sexy, juicy, witty, creative and intelligent wife in the world... ...I just hope her husband doesn't know about it! Joke s and humor category: Confession jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Waiter joke and humor
2008-03-12 14:31:00 In the restaurant... Customer: Waiter ! There's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Oh, dear! The poor fly must have committed "insect-icide". Joke s and humor category: Waiter jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Kid joke and humor
2008-03-11 13:47:00 A boy goes back home from school with a pain in his stomach... Mother: Just have some food. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It will be all right when you have got something in it. Shortly afterwards, his dad comes in from office complaining of a headache... Boy: That's because it's empty! You'd have been all right, if you had something in it. Joke s and humor category: Kid jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor
Caller joke and humor
More articles from this author:2008-03-10 18:56:00 Mr.Bush receives a phone call... Caller: Hello, sir! We are conducting a contest, where you will receive $1000 if you answer "no" to my first question. Are you ready? Mr. Bush: Yes, yes. Joke s and humor category: Caller jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun. More About: Humor 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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