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Spots In Front
2010-08-09 16:28:00
The short joke "Spots In Front " goes like this: Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes. Doctor: Have you seen an optician? Patient: No, just spots. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Stupid jokes Doctor Patient jokes Funny jokes * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Bigamy joke and humor
2008-06-07 14:36:00
In the courtroom... Judge: You have been found not guilty of bigamy! So you can now be released and you can go home. Prisoner: Which home shall I go to? Joke s and humor category: Bigamy jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Bar joke and humor
2008-06-06 19:57:00
A young man was loudly lamenting to everyone in the bar for a long time that his doctor had ordered him to give up half of his sex life... A bored listener: Which half are you going to give up? Talking about it or thinking about it? Joke s and humor category: Bar jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Women joke and humor
2008-06-05 20:57:00
Question: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? Answer: A battery has a positive side. Joke s and humor category: Women jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Fart joke and humor
2008-06-04 14:45:00
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Joke s and humor category: Fart jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Humorous joke and humor
2008-06-03 14:59:00
Mr Normal: Haven't I seen your face somewhere else? Mr Humor : I'm sorry! My face has always been between my ears. Joke s and humor category: Humorous jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Wise men joke and humor
2008-06-02 20:11:00
Wise men have said... "Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." Joke s and humor category: Wise men jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Question and answer joke and humor
2008-06-01 22:07:00
Question: Why do storks only lift one leg? Answer : Because if they lifted the other leg, they'd fall over. Joke s and humor category: Question and answer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Film joke and humor
2008-05-31 13:41:00
Film producer: I'm planning to make a film, but can't think of a proper title! Can you suggest a title that will touch your heart? Scriptwriter: How does stethoscope sound to you? Joke s and humor category: Film jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Father joke and humor
2008-05-30 14:33:00
George: You haven't ever told me about your father! Where is he? Bill: Well, he has left this earth! George: Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know, he's no more! Bill: Oh no! You're getting it all wrong. My father is an astronaut and has left this planet Earth on a space expedition. Joke s and humor category: Father jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Kid joke and humor
2008-05-29 14:54:00
Kid: Our school teacher says that we are on earth to help other people! Mother: Of course! Your teacher is right, my son. Kid: Then what are the others here on earth for? Joke s and humor category: Kid jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Cab joke and humor
2008-05-28 15:39:00
A man takes a cab and reaches his destination... Cab driver: Sir, I'm so sorry! I forgot to switch on the meter. How much should I charge you then, for the ride? Passenger: Oh, don't bother yourself with that! I'm not carrying my wallet today. Joke s and humor category: Cab jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Golf is improving
2008-05-27 15:09:00
At a golf course... Mr Bush: Do you think my golf is improving? Caddie: Surely Mr Bush! Because today you hit the ball in one! Joke s and humor category: Golf jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Joke: Bill for advice
2008-05-26 22:39:00
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party, where the doctor was approached by a man for some advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor advised him to get admitted to his clinic for a surgery. Then the doctor turned to the lawyer... Doctor: Well, how do you handle such a situation, when you are asked for advice at a social gathering? Lawyer: Just send a bill for the advice. Next morning, the doctor went to his clinic and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. In the afternoon the doctor received a $100 bill from the lawyer. Joke s and humor category: Lawyer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Distance between two points
2008-05-25 14:44:00
Question: What is the best distance between two points? Answer: Cleavage! Joke s and humor category: Matured jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Forty-five at least
2008-05-24 14:18:00
Traffic Policeman: When I saw you coming round that bend, I thought - Forty-five at least! Woman motorist: Well, I always look older in this hat! Joke s and humor category: Traffic jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Joke: Reason for long life
2008-05-23 15:28:00
The grand old man was celebrating his 110th birthday, when a reporter from the local newspaper came for a short interview... Reporter: Tell me, what do you think is the reason for your long life? Old man: (after thinking for quite some time) Well, I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago! Joke s and humor category: Old age jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Golden opportunity
2008-05-22 16:08:00
In the courtroom... Judge: You stole from the jewelry store in broad daylight. How did you get the courage to commit such a crime? Thief: There was a board in front of the jewelry store that read, "Don't miss this golden opportunity"! Joke s and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Dumbo and the thief
2008-05-21 15:41:00
Once Dumbo went for a stroll, where, suddenly he got attacked by a thief. But Dumbo put up a brave and mad fight. However, after a long fight, the thief overpowered him and found only $2 in his pocket. The thief got very upset... Thief : Why did you fight for such a paltry sum? Dumbo: I thought you were after the $2000 in my shoes! Joke s and humor category: Dumbo andBambo jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Joke: Hygienic hotel
2008-05-20 14:33:00
A notice at a hotel reception read... "The water in this establishment is completely hygienic - it has all been passed by the manager." Joke s and humor category: Hotel jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Joke: Dying politics
2008-05-19 16:01:00
A politician, who had been a lifelong supporter of the political party in power of the government, was lying on his deathbed, when he suddenly decided to join the opposition party... Political party members: (puzzled) But why? You've been a staunch supporter of our party all your life! Dying politician: Well, then it would be like - an opposition party member has died! Joke s and humor category: Political jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Teacher is religious
2008-05-18 21:54:00
George: I think that my class teacher is very religious! Mother: What makes you think so? George: Every time I answer a question, she says, "My God!" Joke s and humor category: Teacher jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Manual virus
2008-05-17 16:19:00
An Internet virus alert read... ***Decent and Humble ALERT*** ***You have just received the millennium's most decent Internet virus called the MANUAL virus*** Mode of operation: This virus works on the honor system. So, please delete all the files on your hard drives, without taking any backup. Then, please manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation. Joke s and humor category: Internet virus jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: A love letter
2008-05-16 16:07:00
A crude love letter... My love! I will seek and find you soon... Then I will take you to bed... I will make you shake and sweat, until you grunt and groan... I promise, I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you... ...Missing you so much, dear! With love, The Flu Virus Joke s and humor category: Love letter jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Definition of kiss
2008-05-15 14:54:00
Question: How do you define 'kiss'? Answer: Kiss is an application in the top floor for a job in the basement. Joke s and humor category: Definition jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.

Joke: Job interview
2008-05-14 16:18:00
A job applicant waiting anxiously after filling out his application form... Job interviewer: We certainly have openings for people like you! Job applicant: Oh great! What is it, sir? Job interviewer: It's called the 'door'! Joke s and humor category: Job interview jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Want to dance?
2008-05-13 15:50:00
What smart men do when pick up lines don't work... Man: Excuse me, Want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I guess, you didn't hear me! I said, you look really fat in those pants! Joke s and humor category: Pick up jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Joke: Sexual harassment
2008-05-12 15:46:00
Everyday the man walks up to this newly joined lady in the office, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After nearly a week, the lady gets extremely irritated and contacts a lawyer to file a sexual harassment suit against the man... Lawyer: (puzzled) But what's so sexually threatening about an office coworker appreciating the smell of your hair? Lady: He's a midget! Joke s and humor category: Sexual harassment jokes and humor More jokes, humor, comedy and gags @ Humor-Blogs * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Penis joke and humor
2008-05-11 17:24:00
Question: What did the penis say to the condom? Answer: Cover me, I'm going in! Joke s and humor category: Penis jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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Kidnapper joke and humor
2008-05-10 16:51:00
Did you hear about the doctor who tried to be a kidnapper? Well! He failed! Because no one could read his ransom letters. Joke s and humor category: Kidnapper jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
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