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Neo-Western, No Country for Old Men, Impresses
2007-12-04 00:17:00
This was bound to be a hit. The Coen Brothers take Fargo (their 1996 hit), throw in Christian Batemen from American Psycho and set it on a 1980’s West Texas Prairie. Tommy Lee Jones is an old-timer sheriff who’s often a few steps behind the bloodshed and left day-dreaming about the good old days. Throughout ...
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Hatemail- Just in Time For the Thanksgiving Holiday
2007-11-23 07:28:00
This is a letter from one of Man Counsel’s newest readers. She offers a critique of The Classic Pump and Dump. The funny thing is that before her attempted in depth analysis of the Man Counsel team, she neglected to actually read the post, which states that it is taken from Craigslist.org. If you actually read ...
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American Cowboy Rides from Coast to Coast
2007-11-15 00:02:00
Here is a case of a man taking things into his own hands.  Bill Inman is riding his horse, Blackie, from Oregon to North Carolina to tell the stories of hardworking, honest everyday people in rural America.  Bill and his horse, a 16-year thoroughbred-quarter horse mix are averaging 20-25 miles a day along backroads.   His wife, Brenda, ...
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The Classic Pump and Dump
2007-10-10 19:36:00
From Criagslist.com: What am I doing wrong? “Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a ...
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Indians Screw Over a Gun Club Just in Time for Columbus Day
2007-10-08 20:00:00
We at Man Counsel would like to wish you a happy Columbus Day. Unfortunately, this year’s Colmbus Day is marked with more uppity Indian bullshit.  Man Counsel is angry at Indians of the Chumash Tribe for working to revoke the permit of the Winchester Canyon Gun Club in Santa Barbara County, California. The problem seems to ...
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Who the Hell is Princess Dianna?
2007-10-05 18:02:00
In the elevator today, on that tiny news screen that everybody stares down to avoid eye contact, it reported that Princess Dianna may or may not have been pregnant when she died a few years ago.  Later, I saw an article that claimed images were released of her before she died.  My question to the ...
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Women are Allowed to be Shittier Doctors Than Men
2007-09-26 21:41:00
This article just popped up on our radar, and it’s so important that we’re posting about it now. Sophie Currier, a Harvard medical school graduate, is now allowed to have extra time to take her licensing exam because she has to milk her tits. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070926/ap_on _re_us/breast_feeding_dispute This stupid bitch is getting extra break time for her medical licensing ...
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Woman Who Hasn?t Suited Up For a Game in Her Life Calls Out a D1 NCAA Quart
2007-09-26 20:12:00
A columnist for The Oklahoman named Jenni Carlson called out Oklahoma State University quarterback Bobby Reid last week. In her column, she essentially calls him a wussy momma’s boy.  When OSU football coach Mike Gundy found out about this, he flew off the handle at a post game press conference and totally put the bitch in her place.  ...
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Study shows that only 1/3rd of Men don?t pee on their hands
2007-09-18 21:58:00
The Associate Press reports that 2/3rd of men wash their hands after using the bathroom.  Man Counsel further noted: these are probably the geniuses who use the thin paper shitter cover in an attempt to not get AIDS.  Women fared much worse in the study where 88% appeared to pee on their hands (followed by washing).  The ...
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Men, you must go and see 3:10 to Yuma
2007-09-15 20:49:00
You can’t go wrong with a Western about a rancher (Christian Bale) trying to hustle an outlaw (Russel Crowe) on a train to Yuma prison so he can all for the sake of his debts.  In the end his posse has given up and the rancher’s only companion is morality and justice.  The plot focuses ...

Duck Mascot Suspended For Kicking Ass
2007-09-13 22:28:00
The Oregon Duck mascot has been suspended for one day for kicking the shit out of the Houston Cougar. The Cougar ripped of one of the Ducks trademark routines, doing push ups to represent points after a touchdown, inciting the Duck to run over and give the Cougar a smack down while the ...
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Broken Down Britney
2007-09-10 23:33:00
Most of us have at some point in our masturbatory careers, fired off a couple loads of baby batter to Britney Spears. But those days have long since past. The once clean and tight queen of statutory rape fantasies, appeared on stage at the VMA awards looking like a used up whore. For ...
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The Great Beef Showdown of 2007
2007-08-22 19:17:00
Corn-fed beef prevails but Grass-fed surprises. The Man Counsel team was busy this weekend trotting around the County Fair, driving tractors, shooting shit with guns, and hosting a Corn-fed vs. Grass-fed beef showdown. In the end Corn-fed’s mouth-watering marbling came out on top with 7 of 10 votes. Man Counsel purchased the grass-fed beef from Tallgrass ...
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Is your Girlfriend a Stupid Whore?
2007-08-22 05:39:00
If she visits popsugar.com she is. I didn’t want to give them a direct link to increase their traffic (because everyone know that mancounsel is a thriving net metropolis right now) but here it is anyway: Stupid Whore Article To be honest, I didn’t actually read that article. But it’s safe to say that any woman ...
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Bottled Water: Estrogenic Decadence
2007-08-07 05:38:00
Americans throw away $15 Billion/year due to non-compliance with Man law #89. MSN reports that bottled water is a $15 billion dollar industry. Last year, we each drank 28.3 gallons of bottled water. We drink more bottled water than beer… If your household is still purchasing bottled water, let me remind you that even San Francisco ...
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Dirty Harry is a Bed-Wetting Va-Jay-Jay
2007-08-03 04:38:00
Most people don’t know this. I didn’t even know this until today. But it may surprise you to learn that Clint Eastwood is a vegan. Here is proof: “I take vitamins daily; but the bare essentials- not what you’d call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit, vegetables, tofu, and other soy ...
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AIDS for All?
2007-07-03 04:34:00
If you’re a hetero, non-drug using, white male you’re safe, despite the recent campaigns to convince us otherwise? “In fact, according to a 1998 study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, a disease-free man who has an unprotected one-nighter with a drug-free woman stands a one in 5 million chance of getting HIV. If ...
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