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Ebook Archive
2007-09-16 11:15:00 Here's something to brighten your day.Birdock Archive Fairy Circles, goblins, etc (long)Ancient Earth Science StuffChemical EssaysPublic and Private Life of Animals More About: Ebook , Hive
Science archive
2007-09-15 06:49:00 Read this, you be be amazed at this ancient work. People were smart years ago.http://www.birdock.org/some_salient_p oints_in_the_science_of_the_earth/page_1. htmlhttp://www.birdock.org/some_salient_p oints_in_the_science_of_the_earth/page_2. html More About: Science , Archive , Hive
Evolve yourself and your consciousness
2007-09-13 09:45:00 Whoever you are, you can get anything you want. If you never give up, you are guaranteed to succeed eventually... unless you keep trying the same strategies which you have already proven to fail.My name is David Grido and I want YOU to get what YOU WANT. You can get it, you can learn it, and you can know it.What do I think would be more incredible than anything else? I would answer that by saying an enhanced state of consciousness - not by drugs, but by naturally being able to fully experience all feel the beauty in everything with increasingly less distortion.Listen! The only reason that things get boring or old or dull is that you become desensitized to them. It doesn't have to be that way!If you are undistorted and completely feeling it, then it will feel just like it did the first time, every time! There is a way to get there, and if you are interested, that is a huge first step! Your future awaits, come back soon, and thank you for reading my blog. While some of it will be str... More About: Consciousness , Evolve
Stray rats to feed stray cats
2007-09-13 09:40:00 Do you have a rat problem? A mouse problem? It is easily solved. All you need to do is borrow a cat or two. These cats can be from around the neighborhood. Stray cats can sometimes be the best choice, although once the rats are gone, these new cats will now want to leave your house, and you will be forced to live with them, ultimately until their demise, which is probably not too far away anyway.If you know someone who has a cat, or a 'cat lady' or sorts, simply ask to borrow several of them for a few nights. Most of the time, the rat infestation under your floorboards will be dealt with promptly by these furry expert hunter beings. Nonsense aside, cats will tear your rats apart. It is the best way to get rid of them all.In conclusion I would like to add that you must make sure not to choose cats which are really fat, lazy, slow or even slothful. These mangy beasts couldn't catch a rat of equal proportions. More About: Cats , Feed , Rats , Tray
Why mosquitoes are a problem
2007-09-13 09:29:00 I try to keep the walls of the room where I sleep white, light, and above all bright. While it may sound poetic, there exists some hard logic for this during the hotter months of the year. Pests called mosq... mosq... mosquitoes, yes, fly around my ear, and bite me on the head when I am trying to sleep. It's not funny. The amusement becomes even less when I turn on the light in an attempt to crush their fragile bodies, and they manage to win the game by flying away and vanishing disappointing invisibly to the alternate mosquito universes.If you, or I, keep the walls light, then when such a beast lands, it can be easily spotted. Don't even think about getting a clear view of a mosquito if it lands on some sort of dark poster, tile, or other sort of wall covering. The only way to have an advantage over these creatures is to lighten up your walls. It's a fact.I will now tell you some more amazing things about these creatures. Firstly, did you know that if you eat bananas, you are mo... More About: Problem , Mosquitoes
The wind can make you money and profit
2007-09-13 09:01:00 That's right. Have you ever felt the breeze of the wind on your face? Of course you have! Do you like it, or do you hate it? Either answer is fantastic, because if you like it, you can use that as a business idea. If you hate it, well that is an idea as well. Think like me and you will be rich.Let's cut this down to size. If you don't like the wind on your face, there is an easy way to stop the wind from ever getting to your face. Did you know that? You can use a simple solid shield to block the air movement. So... the problem can be solved with a product, and that product thus can be marketed and sold to the population in mass. How many other people are annoyed by this wind?This same technique applies to the reverse. You want wind but there just ain't any around? Ouch, you poor individual. My suggestion, a wind machine is the answer. Make the darn wind.Now you have a product to sell to both the people who like wind, as well as the people that aren't such big... uh... fans (wha... More About: Money , Wind , Profit
Promoting anything with a message in a bottle
2007-09-13 08:40:00 Here you will learn about a great idea, self promotion via an ancient widely known, but never used, technique! You can use messages in a bottle to boost your business and boost your profits? This novel idea is underused, it works, and you won't be able to resists using this technique.Have you been smoking something again?Yes, and it helps. Trust me. Now listen and I will explain more about what I mean. Despite my irrationality, if you read to the end, you will see that this idea could be good.Buy 50 bottles of a tasty beverage. Drink it down, and keep the bottles. Now get out a really long pencil with a lot of lead - you are going to write a message, 50 times over. Write this on 50 old fashioned pieces of paper: 'Dude... wtf, you found a me... ', now write whatever you want, I don't care. What you write isn't important.You want a stimulating picture. Specifically, you want a treasure map. Exactly like a treasure map. Draw a treasure map! Add a clue so that any idiot could figur... More About: Promoting , Message , Bottle , Mess
Artifacts which exist deep under my bed
2007-09-13 08:35:00 It's true. Ancient artifacts have existed for years, very close by. Actually in the same room. These are under my bed, and some of them are many years old. Ten, perhaps more. I don't know. I have employed a small armada of specialists to investigate. I have been leading the team, and we have been getting down low to see what really exists.Although the majority of the items are impossible to uncover without getting past masses of dust, there are most recent items which aren't so deep. These are often socks from last week. These are almost always socks from last week.Going deeper is where the fun begins. Oooo dude, I remember that. Oh yeah! That was kool, with a k, to enhance the koolness. It is priceless to suddenly remember what you cared about many years ago. It will certainly shock you and it will also scare you quite a lot. Some people cry when they investigate ancient artifacts under their bed. You should consider checking under your own bed. Prepare to be excited. More About: Deep , Exist
Holes in the fence are good shortcuts
2007-09-13 08:28:00 It is quite impressive to me how large fences manage to develop holes in which people can slip through. I recall once that there was once a large human sized hole in a strong fence, deliberately cut, simply to save the... 'cutter', from walking JUST 5 METERS every day. They actually want to the effort of cutting the fence to save walking literally just a few meters. Crazy? Yes. Nutjob? Yes, that's the same thing as crazy.Regardless of my personal shock of that situation, I did actually use the hole in the fence myself. It saved me several seconds each day, at least, and since it was already there, what the heck. Will someone think I am the person responsible for the destruction of the fence? Someone will think that, because there is always someone that thinks everything. What do you expect with so many billions of people.In conclusion, why would you bother to cut a hole in a fence to save a few seconds a day. It is destruction of public property, and it is not very nice. It is a ... More About: Shortcuts , Good , Fence , Holes , Shortcut
Finding treasure in old wells and deep holes
2007-09-13 07:56:00 Have you ever been walking somewhere, anywhere, and seen a really really deep hole, perhaps in the form of a well? Perhaps you have wondered what the heck is down in that well, at the very bottom. TREASURE is the answer! All sorts of treasure, just waiting for you to pick it up. It's what you need and it's what you want! Trust me, the treasure at the bottom of these holes will make you rich beyond your dreams. Underneath the bones of unlucky creatures lies your fortune, and it is literally takes just a small effort to reach!Find the hole, the well, just find it! Got one? Excellent! You are 99% of the way there. Rest assured, valuables, including perhaps gold and rhodium, await you. Do you have any idea what an once of rhodium is worth? Rhodium, the element, is worth a lot! A single ounce at the time of this post is worth... let me check... many thousands of US dollars per ounce, and there could be some waiting for you just a few feet down.Things are dropped, thrown, pushed, smashe... More About: Deep , Holes , Wells , Well , Treasure
Hatching hens in the attic is fun
2007-09-13 07:36:00 The title has grabbed you by now. Would you like to hatch a bunch of hens in your attic from regular eggs that you buy in a store? Of course you wouldn't? Who would! But if you think about it, it may be an interesting experience, and on that note, let us review what may happen if you actually did hatch a bunch of hens/chickens/geese/farm animals from eggs you bought from the local shop store locational place.You buy 12 eggs. Now, move into your attic, chuck the eggs up there, that's what you want to do. Sit on them. You have to sit on them. It makes them hatch quickly. If you can't sit on them yourself, you have a cat, or dog, or close alternative, to do the work for you. Think about it - you must think about it! Your cat or alternative animal creature mostly just lies down and sleeps anyway, generating warmth from all the food they eat. Just place the eggs under the sleeping creature beast. They may even enjoy the bumps under their blanket, it will be a welcome change for them.A...
My toast did a doppler shift this morning
2007-09-13 07:28:00 I had some toast this morning, and darn it, I know you are thinking now that this is going to be one heck of a post! My toast did a doppler shift. As I pulled it from the toaster, it turned a little bluer, then a little redder. I normally don't like it when my food performs strange acts of physics at seemingly random, but on this occasion I must admit, it was something I enjoyed watching. Luckily by the time I had actually started eating my toast, this strange thing had subsided.Why would my toast doppler shift and turn different colors? As the toast moves towards and away from my perspective, the wavelengths of the light change. They get longer when the toast is moving away from me, thus shifting the wavelengths in the direction or redness, while when the toast is coming towards me fast, the wavelengths become shorter and enjoy being a little more blue, or blue-er if you like. Blue-er, there's a word for you.Normally, this is not something you would notice with ordinary everyday ... More About: Morning , Toast , Shift
My cat on the printer
2007-09-13 07:22:00 At this moment, my cat is asleep on my printer. I actually can't use my printer. That's because my cat is ALWAYS asleep on my printer. What do you suggest? That I just push her off. Yeah, right! That's likely... not. It's really not likely. She is too soft, and I couldn't.In between her and the printer is a really soft blanket. Sometimes when she actually stands up, as opposed to being lying down asleep, she steps on one of the printer buttons. Then what? Well, the printer starts to make a funny noise, it does indeed. Seconds later, a test page will eject from the top of the device. At this point, the cat is like... wtf? And then she feels something pushing up underneath her, a piece of paper comes out of the printer and gets squashed in between the printer and the weight of the blanket and the cat.Sometimes, she runs away. Others she just remains disturbed for a short period of time. A short period of time! Yes, that's right, and then she goes back to sleep. How sweet! Oh yes... More About: Printer |
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