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Jankasphere
To All Who Loves Me, I Love You Too. To All Who Hates Me, I Hate You More. To All My Subscribers, Continue Your Support, To All My Detractors, Just Commit Suicide.

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Gosh! Magpa-facial Ka Kaya?!
2007-11-05 17:05:00
Eew ha! Kitang-kita ang pores mo even from afar!Ililibing ka na ba?! Why are you there in the lupa?! Gosh, you're so kadiri ha (fyi: maraming poo-poo dyan noh!). Chipipay boldstarlet! Mas cute pa si Kokey at si Mamay Kakay sayo noh! As if! Feeling sikat! Duh! Moron!
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Celebrity Look-Alikes
2007-11-05 16:26:00
While I was site-surfing kanina with my newly-bought laptop with: Intel® Centrino® Duo Mobile Technology, Intel® Core?2 Duo Processor T7200 - 2.00GHz, 4Mb, 667MHz, Mobile Intel® 945PM Express Chipset, Intel® PRO/Wireless 3945ABG Network Connection, MS Windows Vista? Ultimate, 2.0Gb DDR 667MHZ, 17in. WXGA (Bigger !), Asus Video Intelligence Technology, ATI Mobility? Radeon® X1700 512Mb Physical VRAM, SATA 160Gb HDD, DVD Super-Multi, Light Scribe , and I saw this not-so-cute-website-na-mukhang-low-budget and tried their quiz. You'll gonna make hula if the person in the photo is the Celebrity or it's look-alike. I had fun kahit ugly ang layout ng site. I scored 13/16, well, haha, 3 mistakes lang noh (trivia: I didn't cheat!)Celebrity look-alikes are also seen here in the Philippines noh! But meron din instances that 2 celebs look the same; as in super! I found a photo of two Filipino celebrities from this manyak blog, and OMG, they really look the s...
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Well, Im Back!
2007-11-05 15:48:00
Haay... The pagitan of this post ang my last post was like parang miles ang interval noh. Coz naman, I was busy with my studies kasi eh, so, I wasn't able to post muna for a month. I also had this super enjoy vacation last week! Gosh, it was super memorable, I am making pilit myself not to forget it.I was really super worried about you guys coz I know you missed me and you are gonna go suicide if I will not post... Gosh, am I really that sikat na?! So, I posted na agad coz baka tomorrow, ma-headline kayo sa TV Patrol; I have conscience naman for you katutubo people noh!
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Mah Collections
2007-09-24 13:46:00
When my Granny was still young, hot, and sexy like me, she likes talaga to collect perfumes specifically Chanel No. 5 which was the kinababaliwan of the young, sexy and rich girls that time so like my Granny, I'm into collecting too. Kung iniisip ng mga hampaslupa kong readers na I collect puro tansan ng San Miguel Pale Pilsen, aba, ang super thick naman ng ugly face niyo na puno ng libag. FYI, don't compare me to you no! Baliw! Pero I understand naman na ang ma-aafford niyong i-collect eh yung gulong ng pedicab para ilagay sa bubong ng barung-barong nyo, eew, super! Pero kung you still think na I collect cheap tansans, well, just leave nalang! Promise! Go away! Now Na!Well, now that those "makitid ang utak" creatures have left na, I'll continue na my story. I really love to collect quill pens made of fine , top quality ostrich feather coz i'm really interested in calligraphy, which some of you might have no idea what it is so just remain clueless nalang. But now, I love to coll...
More About: Collections , Coll

Bumbay, smelly daw?!
2007-09-24 11:57:00
There are many yucky rumors that I've heard na the Bumbays daw (the Indian guys who makes pautang) smells bad. Well, I haven't seen any of them in close view, but I see them sa TV selling pirated DVDs. So, kanina, as I was just walking around the park, I saw these Bumbays gather around talking in strange language carrying a golden elephant (siguro they were doing 5-6). They were like saying "Adubu Mabahu Aku Halehaleyu Sinsansu Skubibudubidoo" and I was like "OMG, relatives siguro ni Kokey these people ha", I was expecting to hear them say "Kokorekorekok Okey Ka Kokey!" but I haven't. So, deadma lang me, I just walked past them, like I didn't see anybody, then, I remembered the rumors. What if I'd go near them and smell their hairy armpits full of Bumbay Juice. Gosh, no way! My parents didn't luxuriously raise me up just to smell Bumbay Armpits. Eew, I was like gonna throw up on the street pero I've realised that's it's gonna be so nakakahiya. I pretended nalang to make jog...
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Kadiri Naman Those Nurses
2007-09-24 11:25:00
Grabe ha, those ugly nursing students ruined my day talaga, as in, super! As i'm going to school kaninang noon, I saw these "Maids in White", totoo naman diba. After they graduate naman, they would go abroad to wipe shit off the butts of those ulyanin foreigners. Super yucky talaga as in. I never thought that wiping butts is learned in school, eew. They rode in this really super sikip jeep, as in, by the look of them, para silang canned goods na idodonate sa natives during Christmas time.I was like nagtataka kung where na ang Tomato Sauce, sus kung meron, super complete na talaga. They are always in a hurry, parang always late (baka tumae na yung ulyanin na they would take care of), carrying those really humongous mountaineering backpacks, kulang nalang may suot silang harness, go na sila sa Mount Everest. By the sight of their oily faces, it ruined my day na, super! Sana nga natumba yung billboard para all of them would be pisa like those lice from the heads of the madungis childr...
More About: Nurses , Kadi

OMG! Blogging = Money Making?!
2007-09-23 16:09:00
My gosh, grabe na talaga ang poverty dito sa Philippes ha, super! Naglipana na these blogs na nonsense naman ang content. I found this super walang kwentang blog, akalain nyo ba naman na ang ipopost eh yung photo nya, she's not that pretty ha, mas maganda pa yung katulong namin na galing sa mountains. Iniisip siguro ng mga "Nonsense-Money -Hungry-Bloggers-Na-Member s-Ng-Urban-Poor" na madaling magkapera through blogging, well, your wrong (duh, dorks talaga!). Talent in writing and intelligence in managing a blog ang kailangan to be sikat in the blogosphere. Sheesh, nakakainis talaga to see blogs na isa lang ang post pero tadtad na ng Ads from Google. Siguro they are just the ones who make pindot to the ads para naman meron silang dollars (pero in cents nga lang.. haha). I really pity those despreate NMHBNMNUP, well at least, hindi na sila always go snatching and hold-up.
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Crocs?! Ok ka lang?!
2007-09-23 10:51:00
As I was surfing the net few months ago, I found this advert of a slipper that looks like a boat. I wasn't interested so I erased it nalang on my mind, sayang namang ang memory space. Then yesterday, I saw this really losyang woman wearing the same slippers, and I was like "OMG, those things really exist pala?!" The slippers really look ghastly, as in, it looks really bulky. By looking at it, urgh, parang all my energy drained out from me. Grabe, nanghina talaga ako.I went to my bessy's condo kanina lang to make chika 'bout the dreadful thing I saw. As I entered her unit, I saw it. A pair of boat-like slippers on her shoe stand. I was like gonna go insane, why are these aliens everywhere?! I grabbed my bessy and asked her why she bought something from the infamous ukay-ukay and why she made pasok sa isang ukay-ukay shop that I'm 100% sure na super infested with germs. She told me that those slippers are called Croc s which according to her is "IN" sa fashion ngayon and that Croc...

If I'm The President...
2007-09-23 06:42:00
If I were the President of the Philippines, there would be lots of things na gusto kong gawin for the greater good. To stop and prevent crimes and terrorism, I would collect all the criminals, NPA, Abu Sayaff, etc. and put them in the islands of Basilan, Sulu, Tawi-Tawi. Then I would surf the net and sell those islands to e-Bay. Gagamitin ko ang money to pay for the technology that would put those islands to the gitna of the Pacific Ocean.To eliminate poverty from our country, I would gather all the members of the Urban Poor and export them to Iraq. Ayan! Instant income.Because na-eliminate ko na ang poverty, everyone dito sa country can afford to study at Ateneo, DLSU, and other International Schools. I would demolish the Public Schools coz you know naman, there are no poor people na. Sayang naman ang space na na-occupy ng mga yun so I would make it gimikan for the students, stress reliever diba.. we need them naman.To preserve the culture of the ethnic tribes sa mga mountains, ...
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That Jologs Girl.. urgh..
2007-09-23 03:51:00
Urgh.. I was in a state of shock kanina coz as i was hanging out with my bessy sa Blugre, we saw this really ugly girl walk in (as in, from two tables away, i could catch a glimpse her acne scars that we're really deep.. super, parang nagputukan yung mga landmines na naka-bury sa face nya! yuck!). I lost my apetite by just looking at her, grabe. Kung nakita nyo lang, as in, she was an eyesore! Her clothes were like the last items sa ukay2x shop na hindi bumenta. Her polo shirt was really dreadful, color faded green na may glittery prints ng Christian Dior (it was really overprinted, you know, lots of glittery beads and super pangit ng print.. sobrang obvious na fake). Imagine that top paired with a bell bottom pants that has these "decorative" holes on the side, eew, she was like a japayuki na pina-deport! To complete her jologs look, she wore a pair of pink Crocs that were super halata na immitation. I just couldnt bear looking at her so I concentrated nalang on drinking my espre...
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