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Top 5 Summer Classics from H&M
2008-05-14 18:35:00 I was browsing H&M and I found great stuff that everyone should have during summer. According to H&M, summer means fresh cotton basics, loose dresses and sandals. And here's what they're talking about:ShortsH&M Shorts | $24.90DressH&M Dress | $24.902-Pack T-shirtsH&M Tees | $12.90BagH&M Bag | $29.90Leather Flip-flopH&M Leather Flip-flops | $24.90These stuff are really affordable, perfect for your trips to the beach or you summer getaway![Images via H&M]Technorati Tags:h&m, summer outfit More About: Summer , Classics
Trend Alert: Art Deco
2008-05-14 16:37:00 According to Style.com, Art Deco trend is back. Now, you can dig through your grandma's closet and find bits and pieces that would suit the Art Deco theme. But for those who don't like vintage, here's the modern interpretation of the trend.Christian Dior Folie strass pump | Price: $1,295Available at Christian Dior, NYC, (212) 931-2950.Scott Wilson Acrylic necklace | Price: $900Available at www.brownsfashion.com.H.Stern White gold and diamond earrings | Price: Available on requestAvailable at H.Stern, NYC, (212) 688-0300.Cartier White gold, pearl, and diamond necklace | Price: Available on requestAvailable at Cartier, NYC, (212) 753-0111.Erickson Beamon Gilded cuff | Price: $395Available at www.vivre.com.Lara Bohinc Star Ship bracelet | Price: $608Available at www.brownsfashion.com.Marc by Marc Jacobs Pendant necklace | Price: $78Available at www.shopbop.com.Mawi Leather necklace | Price: $451Available at www.brownsfashion.com.Prada Suede pump | Price: $650Available at www.neimanm... More About: Alert , Trend
Bottega Veneta's The Knot: A Retrospective
2008-05-13 16:42:00 Wow, wow, wow! This is so exciting! Bottega Veneta's iconic Knot Bag of different versions will be exhibited in selected Bottega Veneta stores worldwide! OMG! Here's their announcement from their website:BOTTEGA VENETA IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF "THE KNOT: A RETROSPECTIVE," A TRAVELING EXHIBITION FEATURING THE RENOWNED HANDBAG ON THE OCCASION OF ITS 30TH ANNIVERSARY, ONE OF BOTTEGA VENETA'S MOST RECOGNIZABLE AND BELOVED HANDBAGS, THE KNOT HAS BEEN INTERPRETED IN VERSIONS RANGING FROM THE REFINED TO THE FANTASTICAL OVER THE YEARS. THE EXHIBIT PRESENTS OVER 60 VERSIONS OF THIS ICONIC BAG AND WILL TRAVEL TO SELECT BOTTEGA VENETA STORES AROUND THE WORLD. WE HOPE YOU CAN SEE THESE EXTRAORDINARY WORKS OF IMAGINATION AND CRAFTSMANSHIP FOR YOURSELF AT ONE OF OUR BOTIQUES. UNTIL THEN, WE'RE PLEASED TO PRESENT THE EXHIBITION FOR YOU HERE, ALONG WITH A SELECTION OF LIMITED-EDITION KNOT BAGS AVAILABLE FOR SPECIAL ORDER ONLINE.Well, I browsed from their online gallery and here's ... More About: Retrospective
Mitch Hewer for Jankasphere
2008-05-13 15:54:00 Just imagine that Mitch Hewer posed for an ad campaign for Jankasphere. That would be great! Come to think of it, Mitch Hewer poses for Jankasphere, waah! Anyway, here's what I think would be the result. Click the images to view in high resolution.Isn't it hot?! Haha. Just a reminder, I do not own these photos so if the photographer wants it to be removed, just contact me. If not, well, it'll remain and we'll all be happy!Technorati Tags:mitch hewer, jankasphere
Louis Vuitton Motard Monogram Collection
2008-05-12 14:40:00 Louis Vuitton had just released three new evening bags, the Afterdark and Beforedark made from Monogram Motard leather. It has a really sophisticated design perfect for an elegant night-out.AfterdarkBorn from the exlusive collaboration with the artist Richard Prince, the Afterdark purse comes in Monogram Motard leather. It features silk lining, with wide straps for carrying in the hand.Size: 3.1" x 7.3" x 9"Price: $1,860.00More Details:- Monogram Motard leather, silk lining- Golden brass pieces- Flap closure- Inside patch pocket- Hand-heldBeforedarkThe design of the Monogram Motard bag recalls of the world of the American artist, Richard Prince. Beforedark can be carried on the shoulder or hand-held and stands out with its removable black chain.Size: 13.2" x 7.1" x 4.7"Price: $2,940.00More Details:- Monogram Motard leather, silk lining- Golden brass pieces- Flap closure- Inside patch pocket- Hand-held or carried on the shoulder- Removable, acetate chain strapThis Motard Collection i... More About: Louis
Fashion Designers for iGoogle
2008-05-12 08:23:00 For those who don't know, iGoogle is a service of Google which lets the users create and customize their startpage. You can add gadgets and change themes.Now, you can change your theme according to your favorite fashion designer; Dolce and Gabbana, Oscar de la Renta, Diane von Furstenberg, Marc Ecko, NIGO®, Fátima Lopes, House of Dagmar. More designers are expected to submit their themes soon.Dolce&Gabbana - Dolce&Gabbana is one of today?s leading international luxury goods groups, recognized throughout the world for its glamour and versatility. The two founders, Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana, have always been the creative and stylistic source of the two brands and have made a trademark of their surnames.Oscar de la Renta - Oscar de la Renta is a world-renowned fashion designer. His products are sold in premiere retail locations globally, including Oscar de la Renta boutiques.Diane von Furstenberg - Diane von Furstenberg is the founder of a premier global luxury lifest... More About: Fashion , Fashion Designers , Designers
Trend Report: Nautical Outfits
2008-05-04 13:15:00 Sail ahead! Aye aye Captain!When I was a kid (cute as ever), I really like wearing sailor blouses (actually, my mom does). And now, the trend's back! Nautical outfits are sailing the runways of Trend Les Copains, Chanel, Blugirl, Ellen Tracy and many more. Come aboard and have a look at these fabulous sailor ladies!Trend Les Copains Fall 2008 | Model: Siri Tollerød | Photo: ImaxtreeTrend Les Copains Fall 2008 | Model: Iekeliene Stange | Photo: ImaxtreeAnne Klein Fall 2007 | Model: Jessica Stam | Photo: FirstViewChanel Spring 2007 | Model: Coco Rocha | Photo: FirstViewBlugirl Spring 2007 | Photo: FirstViewAnna Sui Spring 2007 | Model: Sasha Pivovarova | Photo: FirstViewMy personal favorites: Siri's outfit, Coco's, and that unnamed girl (the Blugirl model). Still craving for some nautical beauty? Sail in my Polyvore set:Technorati Tags:nautical outfit, anna sui, chanel, blugirl More About: Report
Trend Alert: Equestrian Outfit
2008-05-04 07:02:00 Nyeehaa! Equestrian fashion is in!Even if you aren't riding a horse?in fact, even if you've never even seen one?doesn't mean you can't get into a these fabulous equestrian-inspired outfits. Distinguishable by the tight-fitting pants, high rise boots and a stylish jacket, these horse rider outfits took on the spotlight in men and women's ready-to-wear shows.Rag & Bone Fall 2008 | Model: Kori Richardson | Photo: ImaxtreeRag & Bone Fall 2008 | Model: Hilary Rhoda | Photo: ImaxtreeRag & Bone Fall 2008 | Model: Maryna Linchuk | Photo: ImaxtreeRag & Bone Fall 2008 | Model: Coco Rocha | Photo: ImaxtreeRag & Bone Fall 2008 | Model: Lara Stone | Photo: ImaxtreeCarolina Herrera Fall 2008 | Model: Karlie Kloss | Photo: ImaxtreeCarolina Herrera Fall 2008 | Model: Jourdan Dunn | Photo: ImaxtreeI really love Coco Rocha's outfit, equestrian chic! Kori Richardson's was also really fab! I'm so jealous, I made my own equestrian-inspired outfit!To view this set, click here.... More About: Alert , Trend , Outfit
Oversized Clutches Galore
2008-05-03 16:29:00 Size matters! (I'm not referring to guys...)Over the past few seasons, oversize seems to be gaining appeal to fashionistas all over the world. As what they say, bigger is better. Now, clutches are the target for the oversize mania.Many celebs have been spotted carrying their oversized clutches. And after a few minutes, almost everyone have one (sort of...). Oversized clutches have some pros and cons, Pro: You could put many stuff in it. Con: When you're drunk, it'll easily be mugged off. Well, anyway, here's my list of the most glamorous oversized clutches in the market.Fendi Crossword Patent Clutch - Patent leather | Patent panels with oversized Fendi letters are woven over bag; coated leather letters have mirror-like appearance | Polished silvertone metal handles | Zip top with patent pull tab | Fine satin lining | Interior flat pocket | 12"x 5.75"x 1.5" | Made in Italy | $644.00Juicy Couture Patent Elongated Clutch - Patent leather | Contrast topstitching | Golden metal hard... More About: Galore
A Fashionista's Guide The Right Panty
2008-04-30 16:31:00 Unless you're gonna be married and buying sexy lingerie for your honeymoon, you probably just grab any pair of panties and shove them up your crotch, but did you know that there are types of panties that should be worn in certain outfits? If not, you must be a boy.. haha, c'mon.Wearing wrong panties in an outfit is a nightmare, it could create lumps, bumps, bulges and rolls. Disaster. Luckily, today, there are numerous panty styles that offer maximum comfort and style.Boy ShortsThey have a lower-riding waistline with legs that usually rest just above the thigh in front. (Extremely comfortable, whew!)Offers full or near full coverage in the rear, depending on what style you choose.Boy shorts are particularly flattering for women with short torsos ? they make the middle area look longer, since they sit low on the hips. Enjoy this illusion privately.They are a good alternative for women who want to disguise their hip and upper thigh area without wearing full briefs.They are the ideal... More About: Guide
Trend Report: Plaid Is In!
2008-04-30 15:39:00 You might think it's so Scottish, but Tartan which is commonly known as Plaid is this season's "in" print. In D&G's Fall 2008 Fashion Show, Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana went mad with plaid and showcased the best of this checkered beauty.Lily Donaldson in a high waist plaid trousers,complements with the orange bag and boots!Coco Rocha, in a blue plaid suitand a big ribbon to top it off.Alyona Osmanova in a plaid jacket and trousers.I love the plaid ruffly blouse beneath her jacket.. lovely!Lily Donaldson strutting her stuff in a plaid gown. Looks so country, gorgeous! So, you've seen what's on the runway, now back to reality. I've seen so many fancy shops selling plaid shorts and I'm so tempted! I've been browsing Topshop and I saw this really cute gray shorts only £28.00 or $55.00, not bad...From Topshop, nice detailed button area thingy.From Bishop of Seventh. One word: cute!So, if you're planning on buying a plaid clothing, make sure to pair it with a plain thi... More About: Report , Trend
I Made an Anna Wintour!
2008-04-28 16:32:00 OMG this is so totally fun!I was googling for nice online avatar makers and I stumbled upon this site called DoppelMe. Basically, it's just like Yahoo! Avatars but DoppelMe is somewhat cuter than the latter. Because i'm so adventurous, I tried it out! There's nothing much, you just click on the stuff you want your avatar to wear and change the color and that's it. It's not much of a hassle. Then this is what I made...My own Anna Wintour ! Haha! isn't she adorable!Have your own DoppleMe, let's see what you can make! Anyway, it's totally free and so totally easy!FYI, for those who lives in caves and doesn't know who the hell is Anna Wintour, well, lucky you.. Anna Wintour is THE editor-in-chief of Vogue Magazine and one of the most influential people in the fashion industry... now you know!Let's compare: ---Real Anna ------------------Fake Anna------Now you are given the power to ma... More About: Made
Timeless Chic: Trench Coats
2008-04-28 08:05:00 Aside from the ever famous little black dress, Trench Coats can never be out of fashion! These fashionable coats are versatile enough to pair with simple jeans or even an evening gown, the tailored piece is favored by many of today's VIP fashionistas.But did you know that the first Trench Coat was created by Thomas Burberry?! Sounds familiar, yeah right! He's the founder of the British luxury fashion house, Burberry.I dream of having a Trench Coat but it seems impossible 'coz it's just so hot here in the Philippines and it's silly wearing a coat in the middle of the tropic heat. But for those who are in the cold areas of the world, try to figure out how to wear yours -- be it cropped, long, or in navy blue -- take cues from these trench-loving trendsetters. Photos after the jump!Jessica AlbaIn an expert styling move, Jessica Alba layersa tailored trench over her billowing Lanvingown for her appearance at Lanvin's Fall 2008runway show in Paris. March, 2008.Charlize TheronSeen l... More About: Timeless
Is Fashion Gay?
2008-04-27 08:59:00 Is it me or it's just everyone's gay? In the fashion industry, gay people can be seen everywhere... literally. Great fashion designers are gay including Giorgio Armani, Cristobal Balenciaga, Perry Ellis, Tom Ford, John Galliano, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen , Yves Saint-Laurent , Valentino Garavani , and many more. Many make-up and hair stylists are gay, and there are even male models who are gay. Now, is it safe to say that Fashion is Gay?What is there in fashion that attracts gay people into it? Is it the glamour, the dresses, the aspiration of being a woman but unfortunately trapped in a man's body?For me, I think that gay guys are very creative people. They love being happy, being beautiful, do creative stuff. They do great things with their great gay hands. And I admire them for it. Therefore, Fashion is not gay... it's just that gay guys run Fashion.If you're a gay guy, answer my questions. Reply to this post.
Envelope Inspired Bag
2008-04-20 05:19:00 Y-Mail Clutch in Black Patent Leather from Yves Saint Laurent.One word: CUTENESS!Advertise Here More About: Inspired , Envelope
I Apologize...
2008-04-18 17:04:00 I am very sorry..... for the broken links here in my blog. Jankasphere is currently in transition, from jankasphere.blogspot.com to jankasphere.com! Yay! So, for now, sorry for the inconvenience and please bear with me. More About: Apologize
Jankasphere's New Look
2008-04-17 03:10:00 Hi fans!I'm really super proud talaga to present the new look of my blog! For your info, ilang days ko to pinaghirapan. I would like to thank Blogging Secret for this oh so gorgeous blogger template. Actually, yung original template na gawa ni Blogging Secret looks so stiff and boring kaya I tweaked it up a bit to look like what you can see right now! But the tweaking is not yet done noh, there are still some several accessories I want to add and you would see it later in the coming days. I'm really super happy to show you my new Header, with it's new tagline: Brings Out The Bitch In You.Expect more fun and sosy headers in days to come, but as of now, you can download the current header and then frame it in your home, or yet, pwede nyo ring ipa-tarpaulin, para sikat naman kayo jan sa eskinita nyo! Baboo!
My Fave Supermodels
2008-03-15 14:54:00 1. Jessica Stam 2. Alek Wek 3. Du Juan More About: Supermodels
Oshomoto: A Janka & Oshomoto Collaboration
2008-03-09 11:50:00 I've been busy these past few days because of the so many projects na nakatambak. OMG, sana matapos ko lahat. Anyway, Oshomoto contacted me last night asking me to help her publicize her blog. And so I did, mabait naman ako eh. So, here's "our" blog: More About: Collaboration
My Secret Ambition
2008-02-10 15:16:00 Since I was a kid, I've always been beautiful. Super like ko talaga ang modeling and I'm sure na overqualified ako. I'm 5'10", quite skinny (but not to the point na mukhang anorexic), edgy, pang-supermodel look (I'm half Belgian kasi noh), and oh so gorgeous. I almost thought of submitting my portfolio to some designers and agencies pero I realized something:Fashion is really a pain in the a*s. More About: Secret , Ambition
The Devil Wears Prada... Pinoy Version?!
2008-02-09 12:54:00 There had been chismis na kumakalat sa PEx that the award-winning Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada eh ire-remake ng ABS-CBN. Ayon sa mga not-so-reliable-sources-from-PEx, Anne Curtis would play the role of the bida. Hmm, I'm not so sure 'bout this. Come to think of it, isang super blockbuster Hollywood film, ire-remake lang ng isang Local broadcasting station?! Urgh.. Well, kung totoo nga ang chismis, then what would be the appropriate title for the teleserye?Kung si Direk Loren Dyogi, the notorious director of the super jologs show Pinoy Big Brother and Pinoy Dream Academy ang magiging director, then I think ang magiging title ng teleserye is: Pinoy Devil Wears Prada. Almost lahat kasi ng shows nya eh may prefix na Pinoy.Kung si Kris Aquino naman ang magiging bida instead of Anne Curtis, the show would be entitled: The Devil Wears San-San. She's the endorser kasi of San-San, a cosmetic product that is usually used by the people below poverty line.Kung si Wendy Valdez, a skan... More About: Version
Pokemon #623
2008-02-05 15:00:00 MariMaw, I choose you!MariMaw - Marimar na BakulawSpecial Abilities:+ Super Boldstar Pose - kaya nyang akitin ang mga manyak sa kanto.+ Sayaw G.R.O. - kapag gumiling na sya na parang GRO, ang lahat ng tao magiging ngo-ngo. (except me noh!)+ Super Sigaw - kaya niyang pabagsakin ang mga buildings kapag sumigaw sya nang: MariMaw, AW! More About: Pokemon
Janka's San Miguel Beer Commerical
2008-02-05 07:16:00 i use beer...the world watches...my every move...my hair...my clothes...my look...i like black...black looks good...looking good means no dandruff...beer means no dandruff...i trust beer...dandruff never comes back..........it's gonna rain... More About: Beer , Miguel
Virus Attack!
2008-02-04 11:37:00 Argh! Grrr! I'm really super pissed off right now kasi my laptop is infested by some bloody viruses! Arrrggh! My sister kasi made hiram my laptop for her report at her school, then my gaga sister did something I do not know then **poof**, parang zoo na ang laptop ko; puno na ng crazy viruses mostly Trojans pa! Gosh! And when I arrived kanina, she said: "Ate, your laptop was acting crazy kanina, hmm.. Thanks pala for letting me borrow it.", and I was like super tulala! It took me 2 hours para linisin ang laptop ko, and I was so happy coz hindi na na-resort into reformatting the system. I have so many important files pa naman there na hindi ko pa na-transfer sa PC ko. Urgh!Sana, all those Virus programmers would have amnesia and make limot on how to make viruses! I hate you Virus Programmers! I hate you more than Marian Rivera! Argh! More About: Attack
My Schedule
2008-02-03 14:01:00 I am a super busy person, I do sobrang daming things everyday! So here's my schedule for tomorrow; pwede nyong i-try 'tong sched ko para naman ma-experience nyo ang glamorous life ko!MONDAY9:oo AM - 9:10 AM -- I wake up.9:10 AM - 9:20 AM -- I brush my teeth with Fluocaril, a dentist prescribed toothpaste to help prevent cavities and keep my mouth fresh all day!9:20 AM - 10:00 AM -- I eat breakfast. Ang menu for Monday is: 1 bowl of Cornflakes, 1 bowl of my fave cereal (Strawberry Flavour), 3 slices of Bacon, 1 fried Egg, 1/2 cup of Mashed Potato, and 2 glasses of Fresh Milk.10:00 AM - 10:45 AM -- I choose my outfit for the day with the help of my Yaya Puring. She's the one kasi who would dig in through my closet full of clothes.10:45 AM - 11:00 AM -- I start my bathing. I shampoo then condition my hair.11:00 AM - 11:25 AM -- I take care of my face. First, I exfoliate my face using St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Second, I cleanse my face using Mario Badescu's Enzyme Cleansing Gel. Thir... More About: Schedule
If I'm The President (Part 2)
2008-01-30 06:40:00 Hey guys! Here's my second take on what I would do when I would be the President of the Philippines!- I will make kuha Sabah and put it as part of the Philippines where it really belongs. Pero hindi ko isasama the terrorists who are living there. I will also slap the President of China para matauhan siya and give Spratley Islands back to the Philippines.- I will conquer Taiwan and bring it closer to the Philippines. Para naman dumami ang mga Chinito here in the country.- I will make delete the Phil. Constitution and I would declare myself Queen of the Philippines. I will be called Her Royal Majesty Janka, Queen of Philippines, Sabah, Taiwan, and Spratley Islands.- I will change the flag into my own design:- Every family will be given a mansion, but sa mga hindi nabigyan, they will be sent to Iraq and would wait for further instructions.- To help reduce traffic, nobody is allowed to use cars, or any transport vehicle. Except for me. I'm the Queen remember?!- All my detractors would... More About: Part , The President
Jankasphere Tops Google Charts!
2008-01-29 16:58:00 Top Keywords:1. Smelly Bumbay2. Marimar Zit-Face3. Kadiri Nurses4. Jologs Girl5. Funny Gay Guy More About: Google , Tops , Charts
Janka's List: Stupid TV Shows
2008-01-29 16:37:00 1. Zaido - Certified Stupid 2. Remi - Horribly Ugly3. Marimar - Chipipay Boldstarlet4. Whammy - A Gay and a Retokada Host5. Daisy Siete - A Show For Katulongs6. Wowowee - A Stereotype of Hungry Squatters7. Eat Bulaga - Boring. More About: List
Ugly Betty, The Prettiest Butt-Face!
2008-01-29 16:09:00 Almost lahat kayo knows that I'm a real fan of the US TV show called Ugly Betty ! It's really funny and it's quite heartwarming rin.. (Take note.. I have an organ called heart).Betty Suarez - Betty is really super funny and super nice. But when I look at her, naaalala ko ang classmate ko na oh so jologs and also has a bushy eyebrow! Yikes! But my classmate looks much worse! Grabe, I feel depressed when I look at her (my classmate), parang she finished her labada.. Super losyang! Good thing she stopped studying.Daniel Meade - Gosh, he's quite hot. Well, nakakaturn-off lang ang pagiging Sex Addict nya. But he's hott parin.Marc St. James - He's super funny super GAY! I don't like gays who are like always in the parlor looking so losyang and so tired being a hooker, but I love Marc.. he's so urgh!Amanda Tanen - Marc's partner in crime.. I like her bitchiness.. She's great.. I think her character is based on me.. Haha!Wilhelmina Slater - the Queen of the Bitches of Mode Magazine... More About: Face , Butt
My New Louis Vuitton Wallet!
More articles from this author:2008-01-29 15:27:00 OMG! I'm so super happy coz dumating na my brand new Louis Vuitton wallet na inorder ko galing France! Gosh it's so posh!I ordered it about 2 weeks ago and now, it's here! Gosh3x.. I'm really ecstatic! I'm like gonna go gaga when it arrived, it felt like my first time.. first time in having a bite from a Kobe Beef Burger! Whew!To all my detractors, FYI, my Louis Vuitton Wallet is not fake noh! Baka you'll make tsismis naman to your kapitbahays there beside the riles ng tren that I own a fake LV! Eeew! Parang i'm gonna lose my apetite talaga when I make rinig people who are bragging about their LV's or other Luxury Items that are super fake sa unang tingin pa lang! Well, i'm gonna give you guys some tips in making sure that your Louis Vuitton is authentic (kahit you can't afford it.. pity!):1. If you buy your LV at a tiangge or at the streets specifically Uyanguren in Davao or Divisoria in Manila, it's FAKE! Duh, Louis Vuitton do not sell their items on some chipipay tiang... 1, 2, 3 |



