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An Emergency
2008-04-08 06:00:00 A blond?s car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out of the trunk and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer ... More About: Humor , Emergency
Bra Sizes
2008-04-08 05:59:00 Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn?t figure out what the letters stood for… It is about time you became informed! (A} - Almost Boobs… {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can?t Complain! {D} - Damn! (DD} - ... More About: Humor
Doctors? Meeting
2008-04-08 05:57:00 A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems”. The others agreed. Then one said, ... More About: Humor , Doctors , Meeting
Not A Great Gift
2008-04-08 05:57:00 Overheard this on a bus: First Woman: “I don?t know what to get Fred for his birthday.” Second Woman: “Why don?t you get him a book?” First Woman: (after a moment?s thought) “Nah, he?s already got a book.” More About: Humor , Great , Gift
Homer Simpson Quote Of The Day
2008-04-08 05:56:00 “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons” - Homer Simpson More About: Humor , Quote Of The Day , Homer Simpson
Poetry With A Twist
2008-04-08 05:55:00 These are couplets taken from the Rhyme Zone where there?s this competition for writing the most romantic first line and most unromantic second - here are a few of the entries: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl?s empty ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Poetry , Twist
Curriculum Vitae Blunders
2008-04-08 05:54:00 - “Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.” - “Special skills: Thyping.” - “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.” - “Previous experience: Self-employed — a fiasco.” - “I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute.” - “Extensive background in public accounting. I can also stand on my head!” - “Language skills: Exposure to German for two years, but many ... More About: Funny , Humor , Joke , Curriculum , Curriculum Vitae
Finish What You Start
2008-04-08 05:53:00 My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Start
Another Miracle
2008-04-08 05:51:00 The policeman signals to a car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, “You appear to have been drinking!” The driver answers, “No sir, I am just tired.” The policeman looks into the car and notices ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Miracle
Greek Style
2008-04-06 15:11:00 A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn?t take long before he is on the stool next to her. They talk ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Greek
Annual Office Christmas Party
2008-04-06 15:06:00 Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Office
Payment?
2008-04-06 15:05:00 A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks the madam, “How much do I owe you?” The madam motions for him ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Payment
Family Relations
2008-04-06 15:02:00 “David was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby. “Stop! You can?t do this!” exclaimed the brother. “And why not?” asked David. “Don?t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?” David said nothing. The brother grew impatient, “Come on David, I want ... More About: Funny , Humor , Family , Humour , Joke
To Be Recognized
2008-04-06 15:00:00 Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won´t be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach. They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. “Good afternoon, Fathers” she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned. How does she know they ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke
A Hard Day At The Zoo
2008-04-06 14:59:00 One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zookeeper explained to the mime that the zoo?s most popular attraction, ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Hard
I Need A Loan
2008-04-06 14:55:00 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a ... More About: Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke , Loan
Studying Is Better Than Sex
2008-04-06 14:54:00 Top 10 reasons studying is better than sex: 10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don?t have to worry about ... More About: Studying
Loud, Mad, or Sad
2008-04-06 14:52:00 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young ... More About: Loud
Martin Luther King, 40 Years On
2008-04-04 18:52:00 TIME spoke to these four men ? the last living aides of Martin Luther King , Jr., who were all within ten feet of him at 6:01 p.m. when a hard, deliberate shot changed the world. Jackson, Young and Bevel were in the parking lot of the Lorraine, Kyles on the balcony, starting toward the stairs. ... More About: Anniversary , Observations , Years
Hot Search Topics (2008-04-03)
2008-04-03 06:24:00 Update: The hottest 100 searches on Google as at 4:00 AM GMT today. Seems like everybody is watching Idols again… 1. apples and oranges 2. tron guy 3. the clark brothers 4. what what in the butt 5. dolly parton age 6. morgan fairchild 7. american idol april 2 8. sneezing panda 9. trinway ohio 10. chocolate rain 11. dramatic gopher 12. bo bice 13. andre ... More About: Search , Topics , Observations , 2008
The (Other) Secret
2008-04-03 06:21:00 By Michael Shermer An old yarn about a classic marketing con game on the secret of wealth instructs you to write a book about how to make a lot of money and sell it through the mail. When your marks receive the book, they discover the secret ? write a book about how to make a ... More About: Observations , Secret
The Atheist Delusion
2008-04-02 06:09:00 The notion that religion is a primitive version of science was popularised in the late 19th century in JG Frazer’s survey of the myths of primitive peoples, The Golden Bough: A Study in Magic and Religion . For Frazer, religion and magical thinking were closely linked. Rooted in fear and ignorance, they were vestiges of human ... More About: Atheism , Atheist , Observations
Business Management 101
2008-04-02 06:03:00 Johnny want to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me screw you.” But the girl said, “NO”. Johnny said, “Ill be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, ... More About: Business , Funny , Humor , Humour , Joke
Unravel Mystery of Lightning Diversity
2008-04-01 06:21:00 Researchers from Penn State and New Mexico Tech have unraveled the mystery of lightning diversity. A new “Lightning Mapping Array” has been able to show detailed models on how lightning acts. “About 90% of lightning occurs inside clouds and is not visible to the casual observer, researchers said. The researchers wondered if lightning that appears within ... More About: Research , Diversity , Observations , Mystery
Excavations at Stonehenge
2008-04-01 06:17:00 The BBC are getting set to fund a dig at Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England. The two-week dig will try to establish, once and for all, some precise dating for the creation of the monument. An article from the BBC news website explains how the dig will investigate the significance of the smaller bluestones that stand ... More About: Observations
Seducing the Boys Club
2008-04-01 06:05:00 Nina DiSesa has a new book out. This book is titled Seducing the Boys Club . In her book she argues that women should use in the workplace the same tactics they use to seduce and manipulate men in their private lives. This, she claims, is an effective means of advancing a woman?s career and achieving ... More About: Book Review , Morality , Observations
17 Brilliant 404 Pages
2008-03-31 06:38:00 Royal Pingdom has a list of 17 404 “Page Not Found” Error Pages . They’re really brilliant! Go have a look: 17 Brilliant 404 Pages
Great Pranks For April Fool?s Day
2008-03-31 06:33:00 The fake ad Place a classified ad that offers an unbelievable deal, something like “Tribe-Yankees box seats FACE VALUE!” “Nintendo Wii, new in package, $50,” or “free full-body massage.” Then use your friend’s phone number in the ad. He or she will spend the next week answering literally hundreds of phone calls from all sorts ... More About: Humor , Pranks , April , Great , Fool
The Evolution Of Evil
2008-03-31 06:13:00 When most people think of torturers, stalkers, robbers, rapists, and murderers, they imagine crazed drooling monsters with maniacal Charles Manson-like eyes. The calm normal-looking image starring back at you from the bathroom mirror reflects a truer representation. The dangerous idea is that all of us contain within our large brains adaptations whose functions are to ... More About: Evolution , Observations , Evil
Males Commonly Mistake Sexual Intent
More articles from this author:2008-03-31 06:02:00 Males are apparently clueless when it comes to interpreting sexual intent from females, according to a recent study (PDF) from Indiana University’s Department of Psychological and Brain Sciences. Men were found commonly to perceive more sexual intent in women’s behavior than women were intending to convey. (A campus survey showed that 68% of college females had ... More About: Observations , Sexual , Females 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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