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February 2008 column now online
2008-02-03 23:09:00 We justed posted the 2008 .html">February 2008 column, The Humorless Twit Is Invisible–Well, Only Sometimes. Here’s a little peak: I’ve found that I am truly invisible. But there is one major problem... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Online , Column
$400K for a pair of pants? What you talkin’ about, Willis?
2008-01-22 04:02:00 OMG! Not in a million years. Not if I were richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and that Mexican oil dude, combined. Are Gary Coleman’s pants the new Virgin Mary grilled-cheese... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Pants , Pair , Willis
Merry New Year! January ‘08 column now online!
2008-01-02 21:14:00 Happy New Year to you. The January 2008 column, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam… The Humorless Twit Fights Back Against Spammers, is now online. Here’s a snippet: GREETINGS DEAR FREIND My name... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Online , Column
Flat-out smelly
2007-12-11 02:42:00 There’s no respect these days for us old farts: A retired bus driver who describes himself as “an old fart” has received a written request from the social club at which he drinks... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Flat
Emily Littela, where are you?
2007-12-11 02:36:00 Oh, this brings back memories. Would you believe… “endangered feces” for sale? Never mind. Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Emily
December column now online
2007-12-02 23:00:00 We just posted the December column. Just click here for it. And Happy Holidays! Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Online , Column
‘Mr. Toilet’ builds commode-shaped house
2007-11-14 03:43:00 We didn’t make up that headline. It goes with the following story: Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea’s Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms. Now he’s... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: House , Builds
“Don’t tase me, me!”
2007-11-14 03:35:00 Wis. officer accidentally Tasers himself Do we really need to add anything to that headline? Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more!
Life’s a b@@ch, then you marry one
2007-11-14 03:24:00 Literally, in the case of this Indian man: A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Marry , Then
Videos (and more) added to The Humorless Twit
2007-11-12 23:21:00 We’ve spent the better chunk of a day(s) adding, changing and tweaking The Humorless Twit , both the website and the blog: The biggest change: we’ve added video from YouTube and... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Videos
Car keys: check. Registration and insurance: check.
2007-11-10 04:25:00 Car… Hmmm, now, where’d I leave the car? A German man forgot his car after filling it up at a petrol station, police said Friday. “He just forgot about it and walked off... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Insurance , Check , Keys , Registration , Regis
Honey, I think this salad dressing is a little old
2007-11-10 04:15:00 Yeah. Like, 2,400 years old: Genetic analysis has revealed the contents of an ancient shipwreck dating back to the era of the Roman Republic and Athenian Empire. The cargo was olive oil flavored... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Honey , Salad , Dressing
World’s Most Boring Website press release on PRWeb
2007-11-05 12:14:00 The release for the World’s Most Boring Website is now live on PRWeb. They typically pick out a choice quote to highlight. Here it is: “‘To paraphrase our boring vision and... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Press Release , Press , Release
Press release for World’s Most Boring Website
2007-11-05 11:30:00 Here’s the press release announcing the launch of the World’s Most Boring Website : “World’s Most Boring Website” Now Online! WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com takes... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Press Release , Press , Release
November column is toasted and posted
2007-10-31 02:36:00 The November , 2007 column is now online–access it here. Let’s just say it’s boooooring… Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Column
Official pre-launch of the World’s Most Boring Website
2007-10-31 02:08:00 It’s here, it’s here, the world’s most boring website! Be sure to visit today. Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Website , Launch , Official , Boring
(Number) 1 (and number 2) for the road
2007-10-24 04:14:00 Leave it to the Japanese to invent a toilet… for your car! If you’re stuck in traffic when Mother Nature calls, Japan’s Kaneko Sangyo Co. has developed the loo for you. The... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Number 2 , Road , The Road , Number
Polly want caviar, and champagne, and lobster…?
2007-10-24 04:09:00 After this, I’d spread the most expensive toppings I could find on Polly’s crackers: A noisy parrot that likes to imitate sounds helped save a man and his son from a house fire by... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Champagne , Cham , Olly , Champ
No Life-a
2007-10-19 13:30:00 People skipped work and waited in line… FOR DAYS. Was it for something important like, say, life-saving medications? Nope. It was for the grand opening of a furniture store (specifically, an... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Life
This really stinks
2007-10-07 18:55:00 Imagine getting your head stuck in a jar like this little fella: These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Ally
Love at Aisle Three
2007-10-07 18:33:00 Two Ohio Wal-Mart employees got married recently–where else?–at the store where they met. Specifically, the lawn and garden department of the store. We suppose they wanted an... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Love
Three months of bliss
2007-10-07 18:30:00 Happy “Quarter-versary,” Sweetie! For those of you who don’t know, we’ve been married a very happy three months as of today. Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Months , Month , Mont
Long time no post, part II
2007-10-07 01:25:00 Geez, Louise. We haven’t posted in ages but a lot of stuff has gone on: We’ve posted the last three columns–they were interactive “quizzes,” but unfortunately, not... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Time , Post , Part , Long
Long time no post
2007-04-29 06:41:00 We’re ashamed to admit this, but thanks to the fact that every post on this blog is dated, we can’t hide the fact that we haven’t posted in like, um, ages. So here’s our... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Time , Post , Long
Posted recent columns to site
2007-01-07 22:04:00 This is just to let you know I’ve posted a few columns I let slide (November and December 2006, plus January 2007). The only thing left for me to complete is the extras page. Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Site , Columns , Recent
Body for Life Update - Early January, 2007
2007-01-07 21:58:00 Okay, So I completed one entire “Body for Life ” 12-week program last week. The results: I’ve lost 31 pounds and eight inches off my waist. I still have a ways (or is that... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: January , Update , Early
Body for Life week five
2006-11-14 01:17:00 So far I’ve lost 12.5 pounds on Body for Life . But I’ve also lost four inches from my waist and I can see some muscle definition! Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Week
Done posting columns
2006-11-14 01:13:00 I done did it, I’m done posting the past columns. Except, I recently received the missing column (November 2001) thanks to Mark Puddephat, editor of the actual printed newsletter (Miami... Visit The Humorless Twit for our monthly columns, more posts, and more! More About: Columns , Done |
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