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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 36 - Are girls giving you the big eye?
2008-05-23 15:49:00
Welcome people to the 40th episode of Hosks Half Hour and just remember its hard talk to when you friending off cramp.My favourite quote this week from the Internet's funniest podcast is "my rod is so big it can be shared between five mouths"IndeedSketchesUnexpected new ? Atomic wedgie for DarlingBernard Hoskoshky ? Peterborough is dangerous manMark E Smith ? Finger of FudgeWhen Nature attacks ? ginger catsHosk StoriesHosk has a groin strainIf you had a potion to cause impotence would you use itToilet talkSporty magic tree air freshenerHosk FactsSomeone invents oxygenNews NuggetPirates make a comeback with grenade lauchersCows are the biggest threat to the planetPlain unluckySonic screwdriver manSpammy goodnessSpam folder - make your weapon esteemedSpam poetryAnd massive load of muck ups If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Ha...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 35 - Penis thefts' cause panic
2008-05-16 13:40:00
Here is this weeks collection of Bon Mots and thoughts from the Hosk, We start off with a big of Briggs this week and then it just gets better and better until we reach the finale of the muck upsHosk InvestigatesApprentices explain differences between Halal and Kosher meatSketchesUnexpected new ? Gillian McKeith is what she eatsGary Barlow ? Robbie gives comedy awards to wrong personBenard Hoskoshky ? go back to PolandColonel Filth ? Are you Janice?s boyHosk FactThe genesis of the word idiotFilm idea - Biff Reece Jones Hosk StoriesHosk story ? I told them about you starring in a sex showHosk goes to the sandwich shop with pound coin boy and luncheon meat boyI went into my local corner shop and got all philosophical on its arseNew NuggetPenis thefts' cause panic in the congoDarwin awards ? idiots are always pushing back the boundariesDinosaurs were shagging when they were eight If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone w...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 34 - Warning when it isn?t an air biscuit it coul
2008-05-09 13:41:00
This week we usher back to of my favourites, the northern man Geoff Lockerby and the Business Man Dom McCready. Another favourite part of this episode is the inspirational marketing leaflet sent to the Hosk from the milkman - Wall mounted can crusher anyone?SketchesBusiness man ? attends a meetingBenard Hoskoshky ? toad in the holeGeoff Lockerby ? goes out to buy some corn beef hashDrunken Philosopher ? tries staying in Stand upThe Milk Deliveries LeafletBeing a conductor is the easiest job in the worldHosk StoriesHosk goes to the dentists ? plaque is a never tiring foeWhen a biscuit isn?t of the air variety it could be a loaf of the meat variety ? what age should you stop pooing yourself in public?Hoskcast is a word made up by the Hosk ? who would have guessed it?Misleading cash pointsHosks Mum is in for a shock when she buys Raymond Chandler bookNews nuggetSperm donor awarenessThe prisoners dilemmaMP?s are enraged when they find out they are being buggedSun StoriesBrother has tri...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 33 - Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard fr
2008-05-07 13:37:00
I thought I would sneak in a midweek episode of Hosks Half Hour , it's a bit unusual with rapping Reverand and odd stories about dogs. Still that's the way the world is heading these days isn't it.There also could be a record for the amount of times the words naked chubbers is mentioned? Although I will need to confirm with Norris Mcwhirter on thatThis is what is included in the worlds funniest podcast in this episodeSketchesDid we win the war despite Waddle missing a penalty?A local singerProstitutes are illegalDriving aroundProclaimers jokeHosk StoriesGoing to Tesco?sGymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arsePenis envy ? look the penis stretching device!Don?t hotcock yourselfI wonder what Leonard Nimoy is up toA word a day ? polyglot Definition of sad - The Hosk is at home Saturday night watching cable guyMan Stroke women is wankySongsThe Rapping ReverendThe Hosk does his paper workThe odd dog storyNews nuggetTo catch a peado you have to become a peadoJohn Prescott su...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 32 - God is a modelling nerd!
2008-05-02 13:33:00
Get that friday 3 day weekend bank holiday feeling, start it off with a bit of Hoskcast or Podchat as it has also been known as. This weeks funny podcast includes the usual mix of sketches, stories, standup and news related humour all tweaked, stretched, speeded up and slowed down much to my amusementSketchesMark E Smith - Pick and MixDrunken Philisphor - the future is a two pint glassHosk interviews Hosk - what is it your fearGrandpa Jack - keep your pecker upunexpected news - Jamie Oliver attacks chubby boyHosk StandupGod is a modelling nerdradio adverts don't workHosk StoriesHosk has a hair cutWhat is the taste of Englandwatching man on crutches making TeaHosk is the worst consultant everNews NuggetsMark E Smith would happily kill a squirralEstate agents killingSun Lettersbest friend goes out with grannymuck ups If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 31 - Ever Suffered from a Cheese Headache?
2008-04-25 12:43:00
Hello Peeps, this week we have a lot of interesting Hosk stories and thoughts, the most impressive being the invention of the cheese headache. Remember people to send this funny podcast to your friends and family so I can soar past the 100 subscribers target, in fact send it to everyone, friends, enemies, politicians, scientists, farmers, Jack and Jill, Posh and Becks, Leonard Nimoy, Tony Blair, Dave who drinks in the Lamb and Flag and all the other people I have forgotten. This podcast does contains instructions for the end of the world, what more do you want.SketchesColonal Filth ? do you have the time?Hosk interview Hosk ? What is TruthUnexpected news ? President Bush meets the PopeBenard Hoskoshky ? Lodz is a wet dreamBenard Hoskoshky ? Big Brother comes to PolandHosk storyKids have wheelie trainersHosk gets told off for smiling!!What would you do if the world was about to end?What?s cheesier than cheese?Hosk Story ? Girlfriend was out buying a new car.Stand upSwearing in film...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 30 - The Queen tricks Tony Blair
2008-04-18 12:11:00
Afternoon people and welcome to some brain twisting comedy that is being beamed directly down your hearing pieces from the Hosk ZonesketchesGeoff Lockerby is up the toon - don't mother himMorrisey is out doing a brass rubbing and gets a paper cutBenard Hoskoshky ? The first day of the lunar monthBenard Hoskoshky ? I only want one juicy green cabbageGary Barlow ? What's his favourite colourUnexpected news - The Queen tricks Tony Blair Colonel Filth - do you know where Clifford Road is?Iggy Pop - likes saying the cities ripped back sideStand upThis is how gyms should advertise and stop changing advertssun letters - how do I become Jason Donovan stylistBritain's got TalentHosk StoriesMav and Goose and no Robot Dancingit's horrible seeing couples in Ann SummersChess players are nerds, FACT!CUCK - a new swear word you can say in schoolsnational traffic news is pointlessNews Nuggets man with no hands caught driving lorry!burglar is dead stupidMucks ups and pub talk If you have any fu...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 29 - Adventures in New York City Part 2
2008-04-11 18:12:00
The continuing adventures of Hosk in New York , today he is mostly going to Ellis Island, a broadway show and walking around Central Park having a competition with himself, and musing on New York and Americans.day 3Hosk walks the immigration path to Ellis IslandScary women giving tour of Ellis Islandgave the Statue of Liberty a little waveWe venture to a broadway show, well off broadwaySome life Broadway clipsFood is everywhere in New YorkAmericans look on life as a toilet half fullHear Times Square at night, hear the noisy animalsNew York is a big gridA Live robbingDay 4Hosk is in Macy's shopping!Hosk reads a poem about New YorkHosk is still in Macy'sHosk is on a mission to visit the guggenheimAlice In wonderland statueThe METsome music in the parkJoggers lane in central parkGuggenheim is being restored!!!!Hosk's History's - History to buyThe cheeky horn of the New York Taxi DriverAmerican caricature's are too niceAnyone for a MeatseatHosk gets sat next to crazy talkative 83 ye...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 28 - Adventures in New York City Part 1
2008-04-11 11:57:00
This is Hosking's log for cultural learnings of Birmingham and my recent adventure to New York City , so what did the Hosk make of New YorkLeaving the office - what a feelingThe packing for the holiday - the painThe plane JourneyDay 1 - In New YorkTaxi in New York - don't get connedPancakes for breakfast?People will tell you New York is ColdPANIC - The straightener's almost didn't workThe Ellis island queue is too big, it's beaten meTippingground zero - where is it?They build em big in ManhattenThe Meat Packing DistrictNew York is known as the big appleHow do you know you are near China Town?American Money - it all looks the sameDay 2 Visited the Natural History museumTourist's gather round a tree stumpwhere are the super fattiesFrankie & Johnnie's Steakhouseday 3Jacqui's nemesis appears - Mr EggHosk finally makes it to The Statue of LibertyNerd Ranger If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a ...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 27 - Tramps and Blue Nuns
2008-04-08 12:38:00
Howdy partners, The Hosk is back from his holidays and you will be hearing of my travels in Hosk travel log sometime in the future but today we are going back to basics with a standard Hosk Half Hour with some of your favourite characters and Hosk talking rude nonsense. This episode includes.SketchesBusiness man ? womb roomBenard Hoskoshky ? HelloBenard Hoskoshky ? thank you trickGary Barlow ? donutsDrunken Philosopher ? Tramp and the blue nunNews nuggetsGovernment bans jumbo petsBear convicted for theftLocal news ? man find chicken nugget resembling a dogStandup X factorSun letters ? girlfriend seen in porn videoPump me harderActing ugly shouldn?t win OscarsHosk StoriesDog is the aim in lifeRusty waterShouting at the heavensMuck ups If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you w...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 26 - What use is a merkin?
2008-03-19 15:16:00
Here you go people. Only one episode this week as the Hosk is off to New York next weekSketchesMark E Smith - he has some problems buying Roast Beef Monster MunchNorthern Man - he is out in the park feeding the ducks and then, oh noDrunken Philosopher - tries his hand at a pub quiz machineBack to nature - looking at squirrelsMika - tricking kids with just a packet of lemon bon bonsStand upI was thinking about merkins What did the people say on the TAKE THAT help lineKate Nash has a 1970's faceWedding invitationsNews Nuggetsold dog, new tricksBasil Brush is a racistwomen makes boyfriend have breast reduction surgeryHosk StoriesHosk is sent on a very important mission to retrieve the golden bookletDad JokeI brought some HP sauceMuck ups If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 25 - Frankenstein fruits and broccoli pills
2008-03-14 11:51:00
This week Hosk attempts to make driving to Bradford funny, a stern test for anyone. There are numerous audio parts of Hosks exciting journey from poems to songs to describing the random thoughts biting Hosks brainSketchesMorrissey ? how the smiths wrote girlfriend in comaBusiness man ? his son wants some money to buy a skateboardFat kid ? Jamie Oliver stops unhealthy food Hosk interviews Hosk ? why do you say penis so much?Hosk StandupFootballers heaping praise, lets do the same, start heaping you mothersThe budget is rubbishThe house of commons is full of cowsNews NuggetMan bets 2 million at William Hill and then tries to sue them for lettingNews nugget ? wrong number leads to engaged toneScientists ? Frankenstein fruits and how much do you love your countryNews nugget ? farting man gets blown overThe Journey logA songThe tom tom gameBears on the leftA poem dedicated to northernersDo northerners have satellites?The muntaz head quarters!If you have any funny stories, funny news cli...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 24 - Farting Theory Explained
2008-03-12 11:51:00
In this weeks episode we have lots of new jingles which are rocking with their bad horror movie styleSketchesMark E Smiths has problems buying a sherbet dib Dab.The Drunken Philosopher gets chucked out of the pubThe 42 inch TV sketchThe Doctor Depression sketchHosk StoriesExtra tomato's for the man who doesn't like tomato'sWhy is Hosks girlfriend called Madame WhiplashWillie Thorne visits Hosks work and a bit of history about Mr Maximum. Also Willie Thorne is rhyming slag for something!!!!Hosk StandupThe Fart Theory explainedNew NuggetsSpacewalks sound to easy104 sprinter sets new world recordThe worlds longest ear hairtitbitsLets bring back the insult Knob cheese, call someone a knob cheese todayMucks upsThe finale is pub talk If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want ...
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Hosks Half Hour ? Episode 23 ? Sexercise yourself to good health
2008-03-07 13:22:00
In this weeks episode we have the followSketchesThe Business man is back dickwadsThe drunken philosopherGrandpa JackSun lettersPromiscuous women, a boyfriend who has aids and a husband who pays a hitman.Hosk StuffWatch out for the smoking ducksDo you suffer from ipod ear?Women look at faces men look at bodiesTommy ? he sure plays a mean pinballHosk is annoying in the carNews nuggets Quick get prince Harry out from AfghanistanNhs say sexercise you way to good healthMan punches man in toiletThe amazing pet frogscientist spends 10 years working out why we have traffic jamsIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour ? Episode 23 ? Sexercise yourself to good healthif it doesn't downloa...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 22 - The most cringe worthy audio ever part 2
2008-03-04 11:46:00
Here is the Hosks Half Hour , live from the local pub. This episode is excellent for is embarrassing and cringe worthy moments.Its a mixture of booze and some people who have been out for a while and Hosk talking rude and asking ridiculous questions.The highlight is getting chucked back into the pub for singing ICE ICE BABY. An explanation of Docking. A discussion about growlers and how to spot one from 20 paces. Hosk dons a man bag but this doesn't mean I darn my own socks. We also learn what a womens bow ties things are but I have forgotten but if you want to know listen to the podcast. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 22 - The most ...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - watch out for the death cakes
2008-02-29 12:11:00
Here is another episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour - full of funny goodness for your listening pleasure. This episode containsSketchesMorrisey is badger spottingMika doesn't believe in GodCapello should be sackedold JackNews NuggetMan found dead after fairy cake eating competitionpainting plates with breasts for charitymp tries to ban fat breadStand upBoyfriends and girlfriends are differentHosk StorySecret nicknames featuring pound coin boy and white seeded, not forgetting the dynamo Warlock If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 20 - Cheeky Valentinesif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server whe...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 20 - Cheeky Valentines
2008-02-27 17:28:00
Welcome to Episode 20 of Hosks Half Hour and below is what's stuffed into this episode and there is some kind of swearing record this weekHosk StoryCheeky Tesco?s staffHosk turns off the lights in the toiletHosk finds himself under attack and there are some great big fat swans!StandupSubway sandwichesTornados are a way to pullValentines Day is rubbishA terrible dad jokeNews nuggetsman sinks his own boatThe mosquito to ward off hoodiesSex with dead model was wrongThe gap year kid writing on the guardianSketchesWe have Bruno who makes his dirty debut on Hosks Half HourWe also regretful John who is walking in the countryMucks and some pub talk at the end If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the...

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 19 - imagine if genitals could talk!
2008-02-22 12:59:00
We start the show with a Dad jokeWe have a sketch with Gary Barlow is back and he means business.Some hosk standup ? imagine if genitals could speakThe hosk is training with the big boys in TKD but he has a few ideas up his sleeve.News nuggets ? The Spanish come up with the husband crèche, Genius. Man showing porn to his pupils. Inept Aussie robbers jailed.A Britney Spears sketch where she goes to get her psychiatric report., We a sketch from Morrissey walking in the park and Mark E Smith goes to his local shop and buys a curly wurly but he isn?t happy with it. The sun letters are back with some nude worries for one wife. Someone else is having sex with their aunt. Then there is a load of fuck ups and some pub talk. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to downlo...
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Hosks Half Hour - episode 18 - Evolution and receding chins
2008-02-15 11:38:00
welcome to a new episode of Hosks Half Hour Some news nuggets on what names conjure up images of huge tackles and little tackles. Amusing Hosk stories on being ill and his rubbish old car. News nuggets see an Australian MP3 telling a story about his adventure in a strip joint. Hosks has a look an article about Human Evolution in the future and how we will split into one lot will be a group of fat goblins and the others will be giant healthy bunch. So I develop my Hosking 3 Knobs theory! News Nuggets talk about paper pants! We have a sketch with Morrisey from the Smiths telling us about his life. Hosks car is in the car doctors. We also have Derick the Aussie Agony aunt dealing out some advice. Hosk tells the listeners about Man Flu. There is some stand up comedy about bad advice, stupid questions and dilemmas. We finish off with some mucks and pub talk. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 17 - Grange Hill is Closing Down
2008-02-12 17:34:00
This episode contains news about Grange Hill , the theme tune, clips from the classic song Just say No and a rubbish sketch about Grange Hill. It has stand up about Doctors, We have Hosk Stories about going to the Doctors and lots more. We bust the myth of helping people with things in their eye. A sketch about the forthcoming recession and a clip from the Social scientist investigates Hoodies. We have a virtual haircut clip sent in by one of the readers, news nuggets about the new tough rules laid down by England manager Capello. Finally we have the fuck ups and some pub talk which reappears after a long time off. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 16 - Tenerife uncovered
2008-02-08 11:46:00
This episode is a report from Tenerife , featuring holiday observations, an exciting holiday diary, snippets of live music and other amusing stuff. Why is Foreign booze not as strong? Do Japanese people ever look at all the pictures they take, tips on how to spot English people abroad, Why are there so many coffin dodgers in Tenerife. Look out for the cheeky waiters and watch out for Rod Stewart tribute act. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me a recording saying their name or nickname and that you listen to Hosks Half Hour , then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 16 - Tenerife uncoveredif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgyDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clickin...

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 15 - A Tribute to Jeremey Beadle
2008-02-01 12:11:00
The episode is all about the Beadle. We have some Beadle Jokes, beadle forum posting, general Beadle observational humour. We have audio versions of classic Beadles about episodes. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 15 - A Tribute to Jeremey Beadleif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgyDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on digg, podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTEhttp://digg.com/podcasts/Hosks_Half_H our...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below:...with iTune...

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 14 - Giving it some retro style
2008-01-29 11:26:00
This episode is using some old digi recordings. We have some standup from 2004 about being deaf!! We have lots of jingles, although more doesn?t necessarily mean better. We have some observation stand up on dieting, the English language, We have a few Hosk interviewing Hosk. An odd news report on cyber bulling. Some random sketches.We have the introduction of new character continental manager (Julio Martinez), his team captain (Jonny Butcher) and the interviewer (John Statson), this is great use of the Hosk of a 1000 voices amazing vocal ability. A bit of pub talk and finishing off with the mash up of all the mistakes and outtakes of the episode. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 14 - Giving it some retro styleif it doesn't download straight a...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 13 - Big pants save the day
2008-01-17 16:58:00
This has Christmas observational humour, news nuggets, Christmas stories, Christmas warnings and it also has some standup, holiday packing and news nuggets about the Blade Runner and Giant pants save the day. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 13 - Big pants save the dayDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on Digg podcastinghttp://digg.com/podcasts/Hosks_ Half_Hour...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below:...with iTunes:Add to iTunesYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds.feedburner.com/hoskshalfhour
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 12 - The Turkey Leftovers
2008-01-17 16:55:00
Hosks Half Hour is back with a Christmas special !!!!!the episode containsThis episode is all about Christmas with lots of observational stuff regarding Christmas. We have thoughts about Christmas, Christmas warnings, news nuggets. Hosk thoughts ? I hate wrapping presents, We have some stand up on people becoming eating machines over the Christmas period. Haines have a manual out how to be a good father. News nuggets about Carol Singers being busted, Santa being sacked for saying Ho Ho. A list of the worst xmas presents people have been brought. Finally we have some Christmas stories from the Hosk himself and the tale of the Icicle and the commander. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 12 - The Turkey Leftovers if the mp3 doesn't download straight away ...

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 11 - Drunken Xmas Party
2007-12-20 12:11:00
This is all about the Hosk's drunken Christmas do in all its slurry goodness. If you like listen to drunken idiots, slurring and swearing then this is for you, although there is a kind of simple philosophy to some of the wisdom. We also have the characters FAT KID, BUSINESS MAN and a new character THE DRUNKEN PHILOSOPHER. We have some observational humour on Christmas shopping, christmas cheese and a news nugget about a wife breaking into a prison for a bit of nookie. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 11 - Drunken Xmas Party Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on Digg podcastinghttp://digg.com/podcasts/Hosks_ Half_Hour...

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 10 - The Leeroy Jenkins episode
2007-12-14 12:39:00
This is all about the Internet legend that is Leeroy Jenkins, we have me talking about the clip, we then show the clip and have a minute of just saying LERRRROYYYYY JENKINS and to finish off all this Leeroy Jenkinsing we have a remix song of it.The second half of the podcast see a few characters appearing we have the Dom McCready - business man is selling licences, Fat kid gets a computer, Derik Trillby - Northern Man surfs the net. Kerching. The Tree ? glad that computers came along.Stand up ? cyber sex is the worst sex. Stand up ? I don?t like the wiiHosk Tells ? What are EarwormsNews nuggets ? Cheryl tweedy learns French, The queen is 60, Japanese scientists develop a robot to serve breakfast.Retro game ? Rail Road tycoonSun letters ? Toy boy hunk treats me like a tartSearch entries to get onto the blog and talking about Noel Edmonds laughing at a picture of a disabled boyFinish up with the episode mash up and pub talk If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the...
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Hosks Half Hour - episode 9 - who would have known griefing would be so muc
2007-12-11 11:34:00
This episode is all about griefing and man sized penises. I talk about the how to draw the perfect penis graffiti. The characters of business man is back. Slang buster explains what left handed websites are. We have some amusement about Leroy Jenkins and a remix from the youtube. Pub talk and fuck ups. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 9 - who would have thought griefing could be so much funDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on Digg podcastinghttp://digg.com/podcasts/Hosks_ Half_Hour...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below:...with iTunes:Add to iTunesYou can subscribe to the podcast with this ht...

Hosks Half Hour - episode 8 - its slim pickins out there
2007-12-05 12:38:00
Hosks Half Hour , Hosks Half Hour, you can listen today! what? YAAYYY (to the them of Rolf's Cartoon club)This episode mentions Christmas shopping, actor of the week is the cowboy slim pickins, A parable with the title Ex Girlfriend. News nuggets about another Paris Hilton sex tape, the oldest married couple, Eval Keneval. There is a bit of Sun Letter action and some new characters, the business man, our man up north and Inspector Rex. Lastly what is a muffin top and some pub talk. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry (above the video) which is - Hosks Half Hour - episode 8 - its slim pickins out thereDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on Digg podcastinghttp://digg.com/podca...
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 7 - make some mother plucking noise
2007-11-30 11:44:00
Welcome all and in the words of Paul Danan - make some mother plucking noise for a new episode of Hosks Half Hour This episode contains we have stories from the sun which involve CS gas and Steve Ryder and man killed by condom. A couple of Halloween stand up sketches. Why I hate being poked by people in Facebook. We talk about a football keeper who is arrested and a ref who has had some fundamental surgery. News nugget Paul Danan swears at kiddies. A good Dad Joke. I round up the news from the local newspaper. A women who wants a small horse to live in her house. Never trust children to name anything. The full letter to the guardian from my Mother . Discussion of my spam folder and some Mash ups, F*ck ups and pub talk. If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web, then email me onhoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 7 - make so...
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