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Charges Against Girls Gone Wild Dropped
2007-10-15 21:37:00 Joe Francis, of Girls Gone Wild fame, was facing the firing range one month ago. Two girls sued Francis for using nude footage of them without their permission. Now, one month later, the two girls suing Francis have dropped all charges and issued an apology. Ironically, footage of the girls consenting to being on camera ... More About: Joe Francis , Girls Gone Wild , Drop
Britney and Princess Diana: Kindred Spirits?
2007-10-15 18:13:00 Britney Spears has recently expressed concern that she faces the same destiny as Princess Diana . She has filled one room of her house with photos, books, and other memorabilia of the late princess of Wales. Britney has been spotted carry a doll bearing a resemblance to Diana, and, according to one source, talks to it ... More About: Britney Spears , Spirits , Britney
Look At Beyonce?s Boobs
2007-10-15 15:24:00 Which of these two boobs is the best? Is one bigger than the other? Is one more prone to cancer than the other? Which one does Jay-Z like better? If one slips out, will we have six more weeks of winter? Wait, that one doesn’t fit the ironic innuendo at all. Read more about these two ... More About: Beyonce , Cent , Boob
Nelly Furtado Has Blonde Hair (why)
2007-10-15 15:16:00 Alicia: I’ve always wanted to meet you, Paris Hilton. Nelly : I’m not Paris Hilton. Don’t you know me… maybe this will help. I’m like a biiird, I’ll only fly aw– Alicia: Stop that, Paris Hilton! Damn. Maybe you should use that supercomputer on your wrist to time travel and rethink that song. And that wig. Read more about ... More About: Nelly Furtado , Alicia Keys , Hair , Blonde
TI Arrested. No Machine Guns For You.
2007-10-14 19:13:00 Rapper TI was arrested yesterday after authorities traced a large purchase of machine guns back to the previously convicted felon. The middle man in the picture, TI’s bodyguard, turned on his boss and cooperated with the police which led to yesterday’s arrest. That bodyguard is expected to be dead within 48 hours. In other ... More About: Arrested , Guns , Machine , Mach
Pink Eye For Diddy
2007-10-14 05:46:00 Unfortunately, a pink eye epidemic starting with the Spears family has spread throughout Hollywood. Diddy ’s clan, seen here hiding their pussing eyes with especially hip aviators, were all on the pink-eye train except for Kim Porter because she is only famous for making Diddy babies and pink eye did not care about her ... More About: Pink
Flashback Caption: Janet?s Superbowl Fun
2007-10-13 22:37:00 Oh God, my career!! … I mean, my breast!! Read about another ridiculous boob: Bobby Brown del.icio.us More About: Janet Jackson , Flashback , Superbowl , Janet , Bowl
Miley Cyrus: My Show Is Stinksorz
2007-10-13 21:07:00 The 14 year old Disney Channel sensation has suffered at the hands of ticket scalpers selling her concert tickets for upwards of $2,500. She told Ellen DeGenerez on her show Thursday, “It’s going to be a good show, but I don’t think it’s worth what it’s going for.” The humble teenage continued with her ... More About: Show , Miley Cyrus , Hannah Montana , My Show , Cyrus
Kevin Federline: ?Black People Rule?
2007-10-13 18:32:00 While Britney Spears tried to convince the judge to grant her sleepover parties with the kids, Kevin Federline filmed episode seven of his series of guest appearances on One Tree Hill. When Lights Camera Caption asked why he thought the producers had chosen him to be a part of the show, Federline said, “Because ... More About: People , Black , Rule
Britney?s New Album Cover=Classy
2007-10-12 22:21:00 When polled about the new Britney Spears album, Lights Camera Caption readers were given the options of: a)Love it; b)Hate it; or c)God, if I read one more thing about Britney Spears, I’m going to go postal. We at LCC vote (c), but wanted you to be able to laugh with us at Britney’s feathery ... More About: Cover , Album
Orlando Bloom Wrecks Parked Car
2007-10-12 20:37:00 Last night after 2:00am, Orlando Bloom crashed his car into a parked Porche Cayenne. Police deny that Bloom was under the influence of alcohol or any other controlled substance. However, sources revealed to Lights Camera Caption that he had in fact been smoking the Longbottom Leaf given to him by Merry and Pippin. Read more about ... More About: Wreck
Halle Berry Struggles With Blackness
2007-10-12 17:23:00 In a recent interview, Halle Berry discussed the difficulty she still faces in Hollywood as a black woman. ?I shouldn?t have had to try so hard to be considered because of my color? it should be on my acting merit,? she said. Movie producer Brian Grazer responded to allegations that he tuned Berry down for a ...
Heroes Star vs X-Men
2007-10-12 15:32:00 Heroes star Hayden Panettiere dressed as a sexy cowgirl for an Early-Halloween Party. On the successful NBC program, Hayden has gain immense popularity because of her character Claire whose super power allows for her to regenerate quickly when hurt. When asked about the comparison between her character and the Marvel comic character Wolverine, a slightly ... More About: Heroes , Star , X-Men
Ben Affleck?s Embarrassing Tattoos
2007-10-11 23:47:00 Ben Affleck recently revealed to People magazine that he covered an old tatoo of his high school sweetheart’s name with a dolphin. What he didn’t tell People was that he also got a large shamrock to cover up his Matt Damon ass tattoo. Read more about: Ben Affleck wearing an ear of corn ... More About: Ben Affleck , Tattoos , Barra
King of Music: Bobby Brown
2007-10-11 21:29:00 Bobby Brown was admitted to a hospital yesterday after having a mild heart attack. Upon his release, Bobby told the press the following: Bobby Brown did not have a heart attack. The king of music cannot be attacked. Bobby Brown is the one who attacks the hearts–of the ladies. Nothing can stop ... More About: Music , Bobby Brown , Bobby , King
Britney?s Album Date Bumped Up!
2007-10-11 16:27:00 It has been confirmed by her record label that Britney Spears’ album Blackout will be released October 29th instead of November 12th. Many are pointing out the irony behind the album title considering Britney’s questionable sobriety. However, many other albums have thrived with similar titles: Read more about Britney: The new music video del.icio.us More About: Album
Hasselhoff Poisoned By Awesomeness
2007-10-10 21:57:00 Last night, David Hass elhoff checked himself into the hospital after a night of binge drinking and partying with large breasted women. By the end of the night, Hasselhoff had ripped his shirt off screaming, “I can save anybody from drowning! Where did I park the Delorian!?” Which was awkward because in Knight Rider he drove ... More About: David Hasselhoff , Poison , Some
Ugly People Not Liked By The Beautiful
2007-10-10 19:39:00 The men’s magazine Esquire has named Charlize Theron the sexiest woman alive. The South African beauty has been known for her stunning features since her film debut, but only recently has she garnered critical acclaim as well. Coming in at a distant last place was Jabba the Hutt: Read more about really really not attractive people: ... More About: People , Kelly Osbourne , Beautiful , Ugly
Hugh Hefner?s Penis Surgery.
2007-10-10 15:02:00 Hugh Hefner had experimental surgery last week to ensure his body could keep up with his world-record-setting libido. Doctors injected a special compound into Hefner’s penis which will allow for his member to remain erect constantly. Seen here, Paris Hilton is secretly being poked by the original Playboy. Hefner commented, “Who would have ever thought ... More About: Surgery , Penis , Hugh Hefner , Hugh
Shakira Disses Wyclef Jean
2007-10-09 20:40:00 An unreleased interview with Shakira was released today, and considering her comments on Wyclef Jean , we now understand the cover up: “When we were recording the Hips Don’t Lie, I was very excite to have Wyclef involve. I’ve always considered his music beautiful and full of the viva. But I became angry when he tried to speak ... More About: Wyclef Jean
Amy Winehouse Missing Some Teeth
2007-10-09 18:10:00 Amy Winehouse tries on her Halloween costume: Herself. Read about another drug addict: Britney Confused By Taco Bell furl del.icio.us More About: Amy Winehouse , Teeth , Missing , Some
Chris Crocker Slammed On Fox News
More articles from this author:2007-10-09 16:52:00 Recently, Fox News played a portion of Chris Croc ker ’s eccentric defense of Britney Spears during which they questioned his gender and even compared him to Bin Laden. The station has consistently provided a conservative slant on the news, and this criticism of Crocker has only infuriated many gay rights supporters. Fox News anchor Chris Wallace said ... 1, 2 |
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