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Aaron Carter Jailed In Texas After Drug Arrest
2008-02-22 16:12:00 Confusion Leads to Incarceration. Carter was arrested and jailed Thursday for marijuana possession after being pulled over for a routine speeding violation. The arresting officer said he probably would have let him go with a warning had Carter not been sporting a chin-pussy and a mullet. Read more surprising drug arrests: Amy Winehouse ... More About: Aaron Carter , Arrest , Texas , Drug , Aaron
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2008-01-30 21:11:00 http://frostymanfrosty.wordpress.com/ We command it. More About: Site , Visit
Thanks for making us the number one site who categorizes their work by peop
2008-01-11 09:05:00 LCC’s January post is special because of you, dear reader. Because our dedicated audience, who continues to visit despite the authors posting only one Caption a month for the past three months… We have to admit, we feel pretty pimp that this site is closing in on 100,000 hits. Especially considering the amount of work ... More About: Work , Site , Number
Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears? Biggest Secret
2007-12-25 02:08:00 While the world explodes over Jamie Lynn Spears ’ reported pregnancy, Lights Camera Caption has received exclusive information on the pregnancy scandal. The 16-year-old Zoey 101 star is not acutally pregnant. A phone message from Britney Spears to her younger sister was stumbled upon thanks to an illegal phone tapping and a little bribe money [all falling ... More About: Pregnant , Secret , Jamie Lynn Spears
New revelation in Jam Master Jay slaying
2007-11-05 15:54:00 Jam Master Jay was found dead in his apartment on Oct. 30, 2002 The slaying of hip hop artist from pioneer rap group Run DMC has been an unsolved mystery up until yesterday. What was originally thought to be a gang related murder was in fact a suicide. Forensic scientists (from the show CSI: Miami) determined that Jay ... More About: Revelation , Aster
Mario Lopez fights the policia
2007-10-31 22:42:00 The police laughed at Mario Lopez until he crushed them with his giant ass muscle. Then things weren’t so funny. ___________ Read more about giant ass muscles: J. Lo’s “Brave” album is the dumps (like a truck?) More About: Fights , Mario Lopez
Where does Adrian Grenier keep his ?Entourage??
2007-10-31 22:29:00 Apparently in his pants. Don’t get too close. He breaks noses with that thing. ___________ Read more about people with a large entourage: Rick Solomon More About: Entourage , Adrian , Adrian Grenier
Sarah Jessica Parker named Unsexist
2007-10-30 16:41:00 Parker is not ashamed of her looks… for some reason. Sarah Jess ica Parker has been named the least sexiest woman by Maxim magazine. The magazine cited the Sex and the City star’s facial structure, her voice, and her Clydesdale bloodline as reasoning behind their decision. Parker seemed unfazed by the insulting title: “I don’t mind what ... More About: Parker
Mariah Carey?s fragrance: Much like her breasts
2007-10-26 22:14:00 Mariah Carey has launched her debut fragrance, M. In this photo, Mariah shows off the smallest bottle available. Mariah commented on why her fragrance was sold in what some would call over-sized bottles: ”Mariah Carey’s fragrance comes only in 1/2 gallon bottles because Mariah Carey’s fragrance is bold, sensual, and big-breasted. Just like Mariah Carey, you ... More About: Mariah Carey , Breasts , Fragrance , Mariah
Paris and Rwanda: Psyche!
2007-10-26 15:41:00 Unfortunately The Philanthropist, Paris Hilton’s reality show located in Rwanda , has been postponed. The foundation which was to fund the trip, Playing for Good, is supposedly restructuring. However an insider with the foundation reports exclusively to Lights Camera Caption that they postponed the trip after a preperatory meeting with Hilton. “We showed her some photos ... More About: Psyche , Wanda
Discoverer of DNA injects self with extra potent racist gene
2007-10-25 21:03:00 James Watson’s DNA Gene ticist James Watson, who discovered the structure of DNA, caused controversy after an interview when he said he was, “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa [because] all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is ... More About: Extra , Racist , Tent
Maria Shriver quits the news for Anna Nicole
2007-10-25 19:37:00 Shriver: Politically incorrect politician “I have decided not to continue with my news career. It is a shame that the media has changed so much. I look at the way they handled the Anna Nicole Smith story, and I want to cry. Things are different. I am different. Plus my career as first lady of California ... More About: News , The News
Jackie Chan sings Olympic song
2007-10-25 16:02:00 Chan has released several albums in China Capitalizing on the success of the über-talented William Hung, Jackie Chan has been tapped to sing the official countdown song to the Beijing Olympic s 2008. Titled “We Are Ready,” producers were asked why they didn’t choose a less stiff title like “We’re Ready” instead. “We thought about that and even tried ... More About: Song , Chan
Ryan Gosling, no. Mark Wahlberg, yes. Peter Jackson, feels the vibration
2007-10-24 20:29:00 Jackson wants to (lovely) bone Wahlberg Reportedly, Peter Jackson has dropped Ryan Gosling from the movie The Lovely Bones. Rumor has it that he was tossed from the picture because he gained too much weight, which he thought would help him portray the grieving father. Jackson, who is a model of peak human physical condition, decided to hand ... More About: Jackson , Mark Wahlberg , Mark
Seal and Heidi: sex on Oprah
2007-10-24 18:25:00 Seal has facial scars. And a big d… On the Oprah Winfrey Show, Heidi Klum revealed that her first encounter with husband Seal wasn’t entirely innocent. “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I ... More About: Seal
Halle Berry?s Jew joke on Leno
2007-10-23 20:05:00 Halle Berry is pregnant. And a little anti-Semitic. On Jay Leno , Halle Berry let slip an anti-Semitic remark while showing photos of herself. One distorted photo enhanced the size of her nose, and Halle comment, “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!” After the show, she realized her mistake and immediately made a public apology: “We ... More About: Halle Berry , Joke , Jay Leno
Paul McCartney?s new album: ?Nursing Home Blues?
2007-10-23 15:29:00 McCartney’s new boss: his cell phone Paul Mc Cartney, who is coming up on his 107th birthday, has settled on a title for his next album. His inspiration: a cell phone. After years of thought provoking album titles such as Strawberries, Oceans, Ships, Forrest; Flowers in the Dirt; and Back to the Egg, his latest album title is: Memory Almost ... More About: Blues , Home , Nursing Home
Tom Brady beats Dolphins, shocks reporters
2007-10-22 20:33:00 Tom Brady likes football and scoring. Tom Brady threw a team-record six touch downs leading to a victory over the Miami Dolphins . Brady has been an incredible icon in the world of football. An all American, handsome, cordial, California native, Brady has set the world of football on fire. After his impressive win over the Dolphins, reporters ... More About: Giselle Bundchen , Tom Brady , Beats
Kid Rock arrested for loving Waffle House
2007-10-22 15:28:00 Kid Rock is a beautiful man. Kid Rock (aka Bob Richie) was arrested at the Waffle House for a run in with another Waffle enthusiast. After a brief scuffle, Rock and his entourage left the scene. Police pulled over the tour bus and arrested Rock and members of his crew. Ironically, they only wanted to talk to ... More About: Arrested , Loving
Rowling says Harry Potter?s Dumbledore is gay (and not like happy gay)
2007-10-20 17:33:00 Her readers were shocked. Can wizards be gay? J.K. Rowling has let loose one of the biggest secrets in literary history: Dumbledore is gay. Amidst the gasps (and even applause), Rowling seemed surprised herself. “You all didn’t know? I thought I made it quite clear,” she told the group of ... More About: Harry Potter , Happy , Potter
Copperfield investigation, arrest and child porn?
2007-10-19 22:00:00 These two girls were not to his taste, so he used his sorcery against them. Authorities are are investigating David Copperfield for sexual misconduct. No one will verify that these charges are just a masked term for child molestation, but many have already jumped to that conclusion. An anonymous source tells us that Copperfield used his cunning ... More About: Arrest , Investigation , Child , Tiga
Winehouse busted for drugs, world shocked to its core
2007-10-19 16:04:00 Amy wine house was busted yesterday for possession of a quarter of an ounce of pot. The rest of the world was floored when they found out the singer was a pot smoker. While the singer has recently lost a dramatic amount of weight, family and friends chalked it up to a simple case of ... More About: World , Drugs , Core , Busted , Winehouse
David Copperfield: magically arrested!
2007-10-19 04:11:00 Real handcuffs make escape more difficult David Copperfield is being investigated by authorities for what was at first an unknown crime. Officer Mike McClure and his team raided a warehouse in Las Vegas owned by Copperfield. There, they confiscated a computer hard drive, a digital camera system, and $2 million in cash. ... More About: Arrested , Ally
Rick Solomon + poker = Pam Anderson!
2007-10-18 20:33:00 Pamela wears a 400 carat plastic ring on her head Pamela Anderson says that gambling had a heavy hand in her relationship with Rick Solomon. After losing $250,000 to Solomon in a poker game, Pamela was freed from her debt when her husband to be said he’d take a kiss instead. The rest is right out ... More About: Poker , Pam Anderson
Tiger Woods loves Gatorade (because he?s paid to)
2007-10-18 16:23:00 Tiger Woods is richer. And tastes great too! Tiger woods has landed a $100 million endorsement deal with Gato rade. For the next five years, Tiger woods will be the face of Gatorade ‘Tiger.’ While no one is winning any awards for creativity as far as the name goes, the television spots are sure to garner attention. ... More About: Tiger Woods , Paid , Tiger
Degeneres? dog is safe (away from her)
2007-10-18 02:42:00 Ellen shoud never own animals. Not even hermit crabs. The dispute over Ellen Degeneres’ estranged dog, Iggy, is finally over. After Ellen gave the dog away to her hair dresser and 12 year old daughter, the animal adoption agency has striped the dog from them and placed it into another home. When ... More About: Safe , Eres
J. Lo?s ?Brave? album tanks
2007-10-17 17:50:00 America realizes she can’t sing Maybe it was the time away from the limelight, maybe it was her Star Trek themed album cover, or maybe it was just her voice. But the Jennifer Lopez of the past is now officially just that. Her new album Brave won’t even debut ... More About: Album
Paris Hilton?s New Show: ?The Philanthropist?
2007-10-17 16:56:00 She has much to offer starving children In November, Paris Hilton will be leaving the country. But don’t get your celebrity-obsessed panties in a wad just yet, the camera crews are following her around. Again. Paris tells the press that she is a new woman after her life changing stint in jail and wants to give back ... More About: Show
Baby Dannielynn could owe $200K
2007-10-16 21:22:00 Richard Milstein, who represented Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead during the dispute over Anna Nicole’s corpse, has filed a lawsuite for nearly $200,000 against the infant. “I deserve that money. That baby needs to fork over the dough or get a job.” When asked how he felt about the lawsuit and how Dannielynn would come up with so ... More About: Anna Nicole Smith , Baby , Larry Birkhead , Bitches
Britney Spears Wants The Spice Girls
More articles from this author:2007-10-16 18:37:00 The new Spice Girls album will not be available through traditional retail outlets. If you want to get your hands on their new release, you’ll have to go shopping at your local Vicoria’s Secret. This sends a clear message to the public about who the Spice Girls ’ target demographic is and is not. Clearly they ... More About: Britney Spears , Britney , Spears 1, 2 |
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