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separated at birth? part cinque
2007-11-06 17:19:00 wacko jacko and cindy the doll- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Birth , Part , Separated
desperately seeking seatfillers
2007-11-06 16:47:00 thank god. i thought this was the WORST idea ever: making "desperately seeking susan" into a musical, featuring the music of blondie. blondie? huh? why?per this review, it sucks my bag. thanks david.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Seeking , Desperate
i'm pissed off....
2007-11-06 04:07:00 ...about a few things, and i need to get it off my furry chest.#1. katie holmes. does anyone believe she actually ran the marathon? i mean, she finished, cleaned up and then went to a movie premiere???? bitch, please! she didn't run that thing. if she could run that far, she would be LONG gone. she was dropped off at mile 24 and she darted for the end. NO ONE would go to a movie premiere with shorty all night after that! i am sick of this sham taking up my brainwaves. enough already. i wish nicki kidman would come forth and tell the truth.NEW YORK (AP) — Hours after completing the New York City Marathon, Katie Holmes slipped on a pair of high heels to join husband Tom Cruise at a screening of his new movie, "Lions for Lambs." The 28-year-old actress — who finished Sunday's race in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds — accompanied Cruise to the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan that evening, telling the TV show "Access Hollywood" that she was glad she stayed the 26.... More About: Pissed
doesn't cher have this disease?
2007-11-05 21:37:00 to the friend who sent me the image, i KNOW lack of credit irks you :)- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Cher , Disease
these ain't in MY donut shop
2007-11-05 21:30:00 i know this is old stuff....but it came my way again today via my friend george, and i laughed as hard as i did when i first got it.i have a thing against authority - especially cops. you know, they run red lights because they can, park where they want even when they aren't on duty - you know what i mean - above the law. it's the "look how big my dick is" game. pigs. this clip even proves it...you know they keep the shit they confiscate!that's why i love this.....what a tooooool.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Shop
links (of spicy italian sausage)
2007-11-05 20:19:00 in an effort to further procrastinate from doing manual labor outside, i took a few minutes to add one of those "blog rolls" that shows your favorite links.i never did it before, because i didn't think anyone read this. but there it is. if i missed you, please let me know. or not.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Links , Italian , Sausage , Spicy , Ausa
now THATs funny (part 16)
2007-11-05 14:52:00 anyone see good morning america today? the segment with trinny and susannah from the UK version of "what not to wear"????i heard them say something that stopped me in my tracks, and i ran to the TV, rewound, listened, laughed, rewound, listened, laughed and then recorded it with my laptop.when asked why they choose to help the less fashionable, this is their answer. the audio is crap, but it is a MUST LISTEN. this is exactly what fashion is about. i hope you can hear it. TURN IT UP!!!!- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Funny , Part
overrated
2007-11-04 05:31:00 i may be about to alienate readers....but i have to be me. i am sick of seeing the same overhyped faces on the news sites and in the magazines. who am i SICK of hearing about? who is overrated? i am SICK SICK SICK of these two!for all you gays who think he is cute, you are paedophiles. not only is he a child, he is a virtual female. there is nothing remotely sexy about him. i could snap him in two with my pinky! ewh ewh ewh. remember this: disney is not sexy, no matter what. when i want a man, i want a mannnnnn.why on earth does everyone think this is america's sexiest woman? she is vile. she looks like a plucked chicken...a foul fowl. bug eyes, too. and has she done anything memorable as an actress? child, please.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Overrated
angel rock
2007-11-04 05:14:00 click the above hot pic to download a hotass bootleg remix from iheartcomix. it's l.a. riots and atlantic connection giving madonna's "angel" a makeover. the best part is that they only used the original song (lyrics and music) to remix it - no outside samples or beats. and it is HOTTTTTTTTTT.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Rock , Angel
bliza lives!
2007-11-03 05:32:00 tell me my math isn't off on this one.........oprah's wax figure at madame tussaud's. it's a black liza. or, bliza.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Lives
eating out too much? (pun very intended)
2007-11-02 17:20:00 here is kd lang recently:here's what i wanna know: what the hell has she been eating???? (besides, you know, chocha?)- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Eating Out , Eating
today's inspiration is....
2007-11-02 15:47:00 glamour shots!not this one in particular, but the whole concept. actually, i love this one... she (i use the term loosely) is a combination dominique devereaux, reba mcintyre, kimora lee simmons, marilyn mccoo, tia carrere, rupaul and carrot top. love this fierce bitch. i wanna call her "lenore"you can be gorgeous! stunning! chic! and have it captured on glossy 5X7s for everyone you know. it really is a genius concept, this glamour shots. take an ugly person, make them look like a two-bit trannsexual, and make a boatload of cash. wish i thought of it.click the photo to be taken to the hysterical site that gave me entertainment today. thanks CB.oh, and because it's nearly holiday time, i thought you might wanna get in on the action for your greeting cards, so sign up at the real deal here.werrrrrkkkkkkk- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Inspiration
some like it cold
2007-11-02 15:33:00 i would be lost without the weekly read that is POPBITCH. this is VILE!We heard an amazing story from an aging playboy this week. Some years ago, this upper-crust chap was chatting up a buff black man in a bar and the conversation turned to their occupations The American said he was an undertaker. And that it was to his funeral home that Marilyn Monroe was brought on her death. And he went on to confess that all the local undertakers then took turns to have sex with her corpse. (FYI: The undertaker claimed the practice was rife in funeral parlours. (Well, why else would you take the job?)- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Cold
she came, she saw, she conquered
2007-11-01 17:07:00 ...she drank, and drank and drank.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com
oxy brown?
2007-10-31 15:56:00 can't one of the richest people in the world afford a dermatologist? i have bad skin, but i am poor. i have an excuse. but- there is no reason for this. look: you can play connect the dots for hours on her face....repulsive.now - let the games begin:caption this with pimple-themed commentary, like"zit me baby one more time""and the zits keep comin'"...... etc.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Brown
i saw the sign....
2007-10-31 03:42:00 and no, i am not talking about the ace of base song. i know you all come here for the comic relief and tales of my dumb life, but this is a tad deeper.today, during a moment of personal despair, i went on a long walk to one of my favourite places on the entire planet (you know those moments where you just need to get the hell out, clear your head and make a plan...).i've been on the verge of a couple of life changes in the past few months. only some have materialized, while the others are in limbo. during this alone time today, i saw what can only be described as a "sign", even though i think it's a load of phooey.there is a spot at this magical corner of earth that you can have things carved into the stone, like a memorial for something or someone; a tribute to whatever immortalized in granite. i read over names of dead people, tributes to family patriarchs, "william and paul, 25 years together", etc. there were many cliche phrases dedicated to deceased leaders and heroes an... More About: Sign
she's a wonder. redux
2007-10-30 15:55:00 i know - i am posting far too much for being on holiday. but i can't help it. i am OBSESSED with lynda carter's variety shows. this is her "rock and roll fantasy" segment - featuring lynda dresed as tina turner, KISS and bette midler, and covering their songs. please - i beg you to make it through this (at least tina and KISS).i can't breathe.....it's that funny- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com
daddy i got what you need
2007-10-30 15:39:00 i hope to god you have heard beyonce's take on the 50 cent song "in da club" - this one is from the female point of view....and features ms. knowles waxing philosophically on her "pastel louis" and her "marilyn monroe body"....- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Daddy
aim for the mouth!
2007-10-30 15:07:00 you must have seen by now that i have a pug. i lovvvvve pugs. they are comedy on legs.especially when they participate in golden showers.thankfully mine is a girl, so this couldn't happen. but dang - why did this guy let this video out????? so funny, and sooooo wrong.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Mouth
the day the music died
2007-10-25 05:29:00 as if shit couldn't get any worse in my day-to-day existence, today i discovered that i lost my most beloved of items....my 80GB ipod. she was black, and her name was "sista".yes, i am throwing a freakin' pity party. i am gutted. i am expecting sympathy and prayers. you cannot console me enough right now.i always misplace stuff - everyday. wallet, keys, cash card, my sanity. always. but i always find them. this is unusual....and therefore, even harder to swallow. it could be in any number of upscale manhattan boutiques (and equally low-rent stores as well), a nasty gym locker room, some trick's house, the subway.....could have been lost in a fisting incident gone awry. regardless, it's gone and i need a new one STAT.of course, i am flying tomorrow. without an ipod. figures.to top it off, it was a gift for a job well done from a very very very important person in a very very very important business. i mean, i really didn't deserve it, but still, it's gone.the new ip... More About: Music , Died , The Music
tag team me, baby
2007-10-24 20:24:00 i have been tagged again by the sweet lil autumn pumpkin known as clever fool (aka christopher, or he-who-i-did-not-meet-for-drinks) to answer the following questions. i still have the last one i was tagged with in my drafts, but i owe this much. i dread these because i feel i will find i am less fascinating than i think....and if i think i am not fascinating, how in the hell will you????before i start, it needs to be said that these questions are so random, and so very heterosexual. i will add a couple new ones at the bottom, and i hope you-who-i-tag will do the same.like madonna, here are my confessions, sometimes on a dancefloor, or a waterbed, or a throw rug or a pile of leaves in the woods or on my knees and.... oh - you get the point.Taken a picture completely naked? very often, actuallyMade out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? i don't use either. but i have done such acts with a friendster friend (and i don't use that anymore either) and fellow bloggers....Da... More About: Baby , Team
a queen....who thought he was a king
2007-10-24 05:18:00 this video and i go wayyyyy back. i have been looking for it nonstop for years. and thankfully, it is a stoopit as ever! god this made me laugh back in the day - and i guess it still does.please - i beg of you - watch this and listen to the lyrics. it's peggy scott adams, and the song is "bill" - about a woman who finds out her man is a homo. god it is FUNNY! she has NO camp in her delivery.....comedy, i tell you. here's a sample of the lyricsWhen I looked around, my man was missingI walked outside, I couldn't believe my eyesHe was in Bill's arms breathin hard and french kissinBill was a friend and he was God Uncle to my only sonNow it looks Uncle Billy wants to be his step-momBill was a queen....who thought he was a king- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Thought , Queen , King
issues downloading?
2007-10-23 01:47:00 hey kids...first, y'all are pervs. can't believe how many of you downloaded the SEX book. nice work.but...if you are trying to get the mashups and had issues, let me know. i huge amount of you downloaded the first one....but very few after that. i tried to lump em all - and maybe it failed. happy to send you them, especially since i got the next ten in the wings.....- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Issues , Issue , Loading
i'll teach you how to........
2007-10-21 21:31:00 15 years ago today. the epic tome "sex" was released by madonna.i waited in line.i bought three.where has the time gone???to celebrate, i have uploaded my book for you to have digitally. download the entire book as a PDF - just click on the pic. it's time for nostalgia, folks. and new wallpapers, screen savers, etc.and....for more fun, the making of the book:- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com
mad for the mash
2007-10-20 22:07:00 this is the first of two post containing some of my favorite mashups. i don't know why i like them so much - i guess its the mix-n-match quality of them.download 10 of my faves right heregwen vs front 242billy squier vs fischerspooner kelly clarkson vs the breeders mylo vs neneh cherry madonna vs vhs or beta justin timberlake vs siouxsie and the banshees wham vs bon jovi gwen vs royksopp yeah yeah yeahs vs andrea doria gwen vs my life with the thrill kill kultten more to come. kudos to the geniuses that are dj earworm and a + d. oh, m00nchild, i expect a full review again- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Mash
attention san francisco readers!!!!!
2007-10-20 21:30:00 is this really a restaurant there, or is it secret code for a hot and sexy gay night at a leather bar? either way, i am going......- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: San Francisco , Readers , Attention , Francisco , Tent
i'm a wino!
2007-10-20 20:36:00 thanks to all who voted for my halloween costume. apparently, i am going to be drunken, heroin addicted, soulful chanteuse amy winehouse.it was VERY narrow, and i just missed carrying around life support tubes and oxygen tanks all night as terry schiavo.....whew - that would have been challenging. i mean, i probably would have been force fed the candy i got for trick-or-treating!at least now i get to be drunk and high as part of the costume! and if i fall in my heels, the bloody cuts and bruises will look like i meant them. this is gonna work out.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com
that's janet, the farter (or, "fraturence")
2007-10-19 17:14:00 asian girls, fart jokes, ass humor..... what more could i ask for????- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Janet
tramp camp
More articles from this author:2007-10-19 07:57:00 haven't seen this in years! madonna and anthony from the red hot chili peppers on arsenio.... what's that madonna says about sharon stone at 2:19? HAHAHAHAHAHi still think he is a homo.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com More About: Camp 1, 2, 3 |
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