A Pigeon Called FrankA Pigeon Called FrankIt's about culture. And Philosophy. And observational humor. And a Pigeon, who happens to be called Frank. ******** More thrills inside... Articles
All About A Pigeon Called Frank
2007-11-19 11:32:00 So for a while now I’ve been getting requests to further explain the ‘Frank ’ situation. If you have no idea who Frank is in the first place then first take a look AT THE URL of this site, smack your forehead hard and then read the Introduction for more background. Most recently I’ve been getting ... More About: Pigeon
The Malaysian MILF??
2007-11-16 23:04:00 hahahahahahahaha Guys…this may just be one of the funniest things ever. Here’s an excerpt from the beginning of a news article on the BBC website i stumbled upon today: “The Philippines government says it has reached an agreement with the country’s main Islamic separatist group on boundaries for a Muslim homeland. Government negotiator Rodolfo Garcia said “demarcation” ... More About: Malaysian , Milf , Mala , Malays
A Pigeon Called Frank OST (what?s YOUR soundtrack?)
2007-11-15 14:47:00 Do you ever get the feeling like your life is actually a very very long film and you are the star?? Like there are actually millions of people always watching who laugh when something funny happens to you and cry when sad times are afoot? Do you ever suddenly perform a dramatic monologue when you’re ... More About: Soundtrack , Pigeon , Frank
Good bye, sweet Nicotine. I?ll never forget you?
2007-11-14 10:22:00 I don’t want to get into the details because I’m already fighting off harsh withdrawal symptoms so here is the gist of it; a visit to the doctors scared the crap out of me and now I’m quitting a 10 year 2-pack-a-day habit. But why was I freaked into action so drastically? Well, aside from ... More About: Sweet , Smoking , Good , Nicotine , Coti
Which kind of Blogger am I???
2007-11-12 21:41:00 So here’s the deal: Dua’a from United Blogger s of Arabia has started this tagging game where those who get tagged have to answer the questions below and then tag 5 other people who will in turn answer the questions below then tag five other people who will in turn answer the questions below then tag ...
5 Things I Wish My Dog Would Stop Doing
2007-11-11 23:35:00 I love him to death and he’s a great companion in these lonely times…but there are just some things he does that drive me crazy. I don’t know whether he just doesn’t know better or he does it on purpose because i entertain him when i’m pissed off…but he does them anyway… 1. The Surprise Attack What’s ... More About: Stop , Things
Mad World 7: Reality
2007-11-10 14:22:00 A light cloud of dust flew up as I sank down onto my tattered beige couch still clutching the note Frank had just brought me. I knew what had to be done; I just didn’t want to do it. My money was almost completely gone. The bank account details I had just received foretold that perhaps ... More About: Reality , World , Mad World , Ality
The Lighter Side of Depression
2007-11-09 23:28:00 wow. It feels great to be back doing the things I used to. The last week has been…well, it’s been a psychotic journey to hell and back many, many times on a tiny little girl bicycle with no seat… Nonetheless I tried my best to keep myself busy (you may have noticed the new site design) ... More About: Depression , Side , Lighter
Depression v1.0
2007-10-30 18:31:00 It?s here again. It comes every few months; the smallest thing could trigger it and sometimes nothing at all. My depression is the inevitability, it?s the ocean beneath me that if I stop kicking for a few seconds I drown in. How do I usually kick to stay afloat? I preoccupy myself with art, but ... More About: Depression
I Want a Horse and I Want it Now
2007-10-29 22:55:00 I am so sick of the number of YEARS in our lives that we waste because of traffic. I’m sick of douche bags like these who make the experience of driving (or riding in a car) painful, mind numbing and spirit crushing. What’s that you say? Public Transport? Well, I don’t know if you’ve been ... More About: Insomnia , Horse
Mad World 6: Road Rage
2007-10-28 19:12:00 I walked up to the car that I had parked here hours earlier when I came to finish some essential government paper work. I was already suffering heavily from the insanity that is the Egyptian bureaucratic system for getting anything done. I had been passed around the government building like a new inmate in a ... More About: World , Rage , Road , Road Rage , Mad World
Give it up for?EGYPTIAN CHRONICLES!!!
2007-10-27 16:41:00 I know I’m technically an infant in the blogging world and what I like or don’t like might not mean anything to you, but Rebellious Arab Girl had a great idea about blogging about your favorite blogger today, SO…without hesitating it’s Egyptian Chronicles by the awesome Zeinobia! It’s not just because I’m Egyptian too, it’s actually ... More About: Give
Nudity & Public Exposure
2007-10-26 22:23:00 We spend about 99% of our lives with these layers and fabrics hanging off our body, yet every once in a while you suddenly get the feeling that it’s just so unnatural and suddenly become very conscious of the foreign threads rubbing against your skin. The VERY FIRST thing I did when I moved out of ... More About: Public , Nudity , Exposure
Mad World 6 TEASER
2007-10-25 22:08:00 Angry Bearded Shop Owner: 7aram 3aleek. Me: Excuse me? Angry Bearded Shop Owner: Don?t you know you can?t park here? Me: No, I didn?t know… Angry Bearded Shop Owner: This is a car garage, how could you park in front of it? Me: it was closed when I arrived, I didn?t realize. Angry Bearded Shop Owner: You made ... More About: World , Teaser , Teasers , Mad World
A Totally Incredible Idea!!
2007-10-24 23:36:00 Rebellious Arab Girl had a great idea (that will also happen to BOOST her traffic like a mofo, but it’s ok because she totally deserves it!) about blogging about your favorite blogger on the 27th. It’s an ingenious way to share good blogs and I already have the blogger i”m writing about in mind. So ... More About: Idea , Incredible , Ally
Toilet Paper
2007-10-24 01:15:00 I really am an unfortunate soul. I don’t know why these things always happen to me; my best explanation is that I must have been Hitler in my past life. The whole way home today I felt something cooking down under. I unwittingly experimented with a street kebab vendor while out visiting a friend and the ... More About: Toilet Paper , Toilet , Paper
The All Time Greatest Songs about being WEIRD!!
2007-10-23 23:34:00 Do you consider yourself weird? An outsider? Do you see things a bit differently than others? Did you spend your childhood transparently observing other apparently ‘normal’ people and the world from a distance, or did school bullies use to give you atomic wedgies that you’d recover from only weeks later? Or are u the other ... More About: Weird , Songs , Time , Greatest
Al Qaeda killed Kennedy?!
2007-10-23 12:02:00 I am so sick of hearing about Al Qaeda and their alleged latest evil bombing. And i’m even more sick of being so brainwashed by the foreign media that I also pronounce it ‘Al Kayyda’ as opposed to the real Arabic pronunciation which i know. Have you noticed, that every time there is a bombing they ... More About: Propaganda , Kennedy , Al-Qaeda , Killed
The Great ?Arab? Conspiracy
2007-10-23 02:58:00 If you’re a frequent visitor to this site then you should probably know by now that I am far from considering myself an Arab . Matter of fact, I’m barely human. But ever since returning to Egypt I’ve been searching for my original heritage. Not that I feel the need to finally belong and cry myself to ... More About: Great , Conspiracy , Nationalism , The G
The Art of Public Humiliation part 2: Toilets
2007-10-23 01:13:00 Everyone needs to tinkle and doody, and often you find yourself in a public place when nature calls, distant from the comfort of your own familiar toilet seat. If you work at an office or you?re a student at university, most likely you will be sharing this space with strangers on a daily basis, yet ... More About: Public , Toilets , Part
The Art of Public Humiliation part 1: Elevators
2007-10-21 21:01:00 Life can be so stale. People underestimate the amount of time they spend in various public places, and how even though you’re always interacting with different strangers, nothing unexpected or bizarre happens, which just makes life monotonous. I myself, am a certified professional at making an ass of myself. At first I never meant ... More About: Public , Part
Soul and Soil (to hell with nationalism!)
2007-10-21 02:36:00 This is starting to drive me crazy. Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of hearing about countries and nationalities? Perhaps it’s because I have been moving around from country to country ever since I was two years old (and thereby don’t feel like I belong ANYWHERE), but when someone makes a statement about an ... More About: Soul , Hell , Nationalism
Your best fart story
2007-10-19 21:29:00 Ok, now we can all pretend to be high brow and distinguished, but the fact remains…no matter how old you get, a well timed, unpredictable PUBLIC fart is funny. Among complete strangers? Even funnier. Among very distinguished strangers or at a professional setting? Bloody hilarious. So based on an impromptu fart anecdote in one of the ... More About: Story , Fart
Things that occur to you ONLY when you can?t sleep
2007-10-19 04:21:00 I’ve had an annoying case of insomnia ever since i was a child. Having driven both parents crazy (my logic was that I’m NOT gonna suffer alone) with it they finally ended up taking me to a doctor, who after intense examination proclaimed that i was 100% healthy, I just have an extremely overactive imagination. ... More About: Sleep , Things , Insomnia
Who wants to live forever?
2007-10-18 18:49:00 Since thousands of years we have been obsessed with trying to prolong our lifetime, desperately seeking the fountain of youth. Only in the last century, with our scientific advances, has the news of delaying the effects of aging become more than a myth or wishful thinking. Genetic engineering has given us insights into how the ... More About: Live , Forever , Eternal Life
Mad World V: The Egyptian Funeral Experience
2007-10-18 00:21:00 The new episode of Mad World ; morbidity, black comedy and a full-on 200mph clash with my cultural and religious roots that (as usual) ends up with me feeling like a schmuck. Why do these things always happen to me? However, since the subject matter may raise some eyebrows i recommend reading this post first. Remember: intolerance…will not ... More About: Experience , Egyptian , Erie , Mad World
10 ways to do 10 things in 10 minutes on Digg
2007-10-17 22:47:00 As you may have already guessed, i am so bloody sick of all the ‘lists’ that populate the Digg front page the majority of the time. Problem is, most of the time they’re badly researched and written sloppily by someone who is far from being considered an expert in that field. But the sad ... More About: Things , Minutes , To Do , Utes
Infidel! Bring in the Castration Machiiiine!!
2007-10-17 21:56:00 It’s VERY hard to strike the right balance of religious tolerance, isn’t it? Being the touchiest of touchy subjects, the tabooist (now i’m just making up words) of taboo topics, especially in these times that we live in. Think about it, i can choose to use my blog as a launch point for describing ... More About: Religion , Tolerance , Blasphemy , Mach , Astra
It?s cool to be an Arab Muslim now?? Well alright?
2007-10-16 22:39:00 Well, what do ya know? We’ve gone from being devastatingly evil, bomb-strapping terrorists to the next cool thing! Woopty do! With Arab comedy infiltrating the North American (and therefore the international) TV’s with shows like Little Mosque on a Prairie, comedy tours like Allah Made Me Funny and Axis of Evil, musical genre’s like Taqwacore (Islamic ... More About: Muslim , Cool , Well , Alright
Keep your hands off my Nazi
More articles from this author:2007-10-16 21:01:00 It’ll make sense in a few sentences, I assure you… So the thought process (which eventually concluded in this bizarre post title) was first sparked by a news story i heard a few days ago. It was reported that Germany has a relatively low mortality rate and risk of disease. Why, you ask? Because our favorite ... More About: Propaganda , Hands , Nazi 1, 2, 3 |
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