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Sometimes ?dead? is better
2008-05-23 21:25:00 A sudden explosion from above rocked the entire building, sending glass and debris flying in all directions. Obviously he had little time left. As soon as things seemed stable again, detective Basil Fateen pulled himself up and continued upwards, unphased. He glanced nervously at his watch as he ran up the stairs while frantically trying to ... More About: Dead
El Order
2008-05-18 12:52:00 Okay, fair enough, perhaps I’ve also spent some time tinkering with my video camera… I present to you my directorial and acting debut, a brilliant day for Egyptian film making. =) p.s. I would also like to proudly anounce that this video won the award for ‘WORST HAIRCUT ON FILM’ by the Imaginary International Film Committee More About: Order
Opaaaaaaaaaa
2008-05-18 12:41:00 That’s it, I’ve had it with apologies every time I don’t post for a while. God damn it, when I first started reading blogs I used to critisize all those bloggers who used to do that for the absurd importance they give themselves…AS IF there are millions anxiously waiting for a new post. Screw that. ...
Egyptian DNA
2008-04-17 08:06:00 Alright, so I’ve been slacking off with the regular posting. After promising I wouldn’t. Again. But instead of apologizing and putting myself through a grueling punishment once more to atone for my blogging sins, I’ve decided to make it up to u… …by bringing u an exclusive, mind blowing report from the forefronts of microscopic technology that finally explains ... More About: Insomnia , Nationalism , Egyptian
Online pranks are sweeeeet
2008-04-03 14:30:00 In recent years, competition has been getting stiffer between the big websites as to who can be the most creative and fool the biggest amount of people for April fools and this year was certainly a step up! Among the online pranksters was YouTube, who redirected any video to a video of 1980?s cheesy hit ... More About: Pranks , Online
10 Random Things (bring the pain!)
2008-04-02 15:30:00 Another day, another list. This time the tag is coutesy of embee, who has YET to reveal her weirdest dream in the last post and no god dammit I will not let it go! ahem..anyway, here we go… 1. I am still a baby when it comes to brushing my teeth, cutting my hair or keeping my ... More About: Random , Pain , Things
Your Weirdest Dream
2008-03-22 13:12:00 Inspired by Fesh’s comment on the last post , I thought it would be interesting to collect some of the weirdest, freakiest and bizarre dreams from the blogosphere, and since apparently we are all sick individuals (for we are shun by the real world and seek the anonymity of the internet) this should make a ... More About: Dream
Staring at the Sun
2008-03-18 12:17:00 I was feeling like I need to escape these caves we are always in and go out into the light, to spend some quality time with my favorite biatch?Mother Nature. There?s just something psychologically relaxing about being in the sun, I can’t explain it… But as I was sitting in an open field, something occurred to ... More About: Blasphemy , Staring
?And now for something completely different!
2008-03-17 19:17:00 I thought you guys might like a break from my usual bizarre fiction… Well, I’ve been tinkering with Flash for a while and to be honest I’m really getting into it! This is my very first animation that I made a few months ago, which gave me a chance to use a song I recorded a ...
bing bing bing badabing!!
2008-03-14 17:40:00 HEY EVERYONE!! Alas, it seems I have commited the foremost sin of blogging (no regular updates) and it appears I have fallen into Blog Limbo right now, floating aimlessly in white cyberspace with all the other douchebags who don’t post anything… I mean, seriously! How hard is it to just post something every few days? People take ... More About: Bing
Mad World 10: The Gossip
2008-02-26 03:54:00 In the slight chance that any of you still remember me or my pigeon…the new chapter is out! In case you’ve forgotten what’s been happening or you’re new to the site, let me bring you up to speed… Upon discovering that he is smack in the middle of a government conspiracy to eradicate the world of pigeons, ... More About: World , Gossip , The Gossip , Mad World
EVERYONE should watch this!!
2008-01-27 10:05:00 I think it wouldn’t be a surprise to anyone to find out that I’m a self-confessed conspiracy theory nut. I’ve been very interested in the dodgy aspects of life and I’ve been asking about history, politics, banking and religion ever since I can remember. The fact that a lot of areas still remained shady even ... More About: Watch , Propaganda , Conspiracies , Blasphemy , Nationalism
Pudgy Little Bastard Decides to Run Away
2008-01-25 14:35:00 By now the tears streaming down his chubby face had created a damp circle around the shoulders where he rested his head. His sobs slowed down and he gently raised his round little head for the first time since he ran to his bedroom sobbing an hour ago, feeling devastated by yet another parental ... More About: Bastard
Why I Should Never Have Kids
2008-01-23 22:24:00 Gather around boys and girls! Are you nice and comfortable? Good. Because tonight I?m going to tell you a story? It begins in a land far, far away. Farther than the farthest place you or I have ever seen or even dreamed. Beyond the whitest of clouds, beyond the forest of bright purple trees, beyond the floating ... More About: Kids , Insomnia
Why the hell do I still remember this??
2008-01-21 19:48:00 It struck me today that there are a shitload of things I learned at school that I still remember. Things I didn’t ask to learn. Things I will NEVER use. For example…why, oh why, do I still remember the names of the three ships Columbus used to sail to America: the nina, the pinta and the ... More About: Hell
?Insert Witty Post Title HERE?
2008-01-18 19:37:00 Detective Joseph Franklin had been in many tough situations before. He had brought down the toughest criminals in his district and was known for going at them with the type of intense determination and courage that none of his fellow officers possessed, which led to his success and many bravery awards. He had gone up ... More About: Post , Witty , Title
Two Lovers
2007-12-16 19:41:00 ?I don?t like this one bit? She gazed sternly at Jokla as if to confirm that this last statement was in no way rhetorical and that she did want, and need, consolation from him. ?Darling? he began, ?you always worry about things. Every single time we move you think that something bad is going to happen.? ... More About: Religion , Lovers
Pudgy Little Bastard
2007-12-11 16:03:00 He took pudgy little steps with his pudgy little legs until he reached the top of the beige carpeted stairs where he would find his new classroom. Standing at the top, panting from the climb, he stood and stared at one end of the hallway at the closed classroom door that was bursting with other ... More About: Bastard
The Daily Psycho 9/12/07
2007-12-09 19:01:00 New Health Club Controversy Following the initial success caused by the controversy of their all-veiled female beauty centre, the creators of ?Sabaya? have just announced their intention to launch another health club in the same area. According to the owners this new project, called ?Balabel?, will only allow in bearded Muslim men. Stubbles, goatees and soul ... More About: Daily , Psycho , Blasphemy
Which cartoon character would you sleep with?
2007-12-07 14:48:00 I know what you’re thinking; there’s way too much ‘general obscenities’ posts these days. Let me assure you I agree and really dislike it too. This will be the last. Maybe. So based on an intriguing (and completely unexpected!) comment by ‘R.ElGayar’ on the last post, I decided to gather up some of your cartoon fantasies ... More About: Cartoon , Character , Sleep , Hara
Body Parts & Genital Psychology
2007-12-06 17:35:00 No good can come of a title like this, i know… But honestly now. How many of you take the time to really get to know your body? From my experience with women, you spend a big chunk of your lives looking in mirrors but ONLY when dressed, from what I know the sight of your ... More About: Body , Psychology , Parts , Body Parts , Holo
10 songs that make me SMILE
2007-12-05 16:45:00 There are a lot of ?good mood? songs that are fun to listen to anytime. But there are a few that, no matter what kind of a state I?m in, never fail to bring out a huge smile and remind me that things aren?t that bad. I am indebted to the following artists for saving ... More About: Songs , Smile , Make
My First Death
2007-12-05 01:35:00 For a few seconds, and for the first time since I can remember?there was absolutely nothing. I can?t quite describe what nothingness feels like. Even during the deepest drug and alcohol induced sleep you?ve ever been in, there have been tiny subconscious parts of your brain ticking away, at the very least keeping your heart ... More About: Religion , Death , Blasphemy
Beautiful People
2007-12-05 01:29:00 Day in, day out, we?re engulfed in a world of death, misery, injustice, ignorance, betrayal and everything else that reminds us of the most disgusting elements of our human nature. On the news as well as in the streets; somehow there is constant negativity that inevitably leads to a lack of faith in humanity and ... More About: People , Beautiful , Beautiful People , Utopia
8 things (I?ve been Meme?d!!)
2007-11-29 11:39:00 8 things I am passionate about: -Music (everything I am?far from being considered just a hobby or passion. It IS me; I would not be here without my records. Simply put, they are my best friends?and occasional lovers?.) -Comedy (If we couldn?t laugh and poke fun at the absurdities of life and death then we would all ... More About: Meme , Things , Blasphemy
Racism in the Arab World
2007-11-28 09:54:00 A heated debate that spawned from the ‘Beauty of Salamo Alaikom’ post from the always interesting Rasha aka The CallerĀ got me seriously thinking about some things that perhaps haven’t been discussed enough. I was of the opinion that Egypt at least is a very racist country because I’ve personally seen how dark people get treated here, walking down the street and getting called ‘ya samara’ by strangers and MANY police hassles. Add to that the fact that it is very very rare when a fair family would marry their daughter to a black man, no matter how eligible he is. However, I must admit that my experience is still limited so I am a bit shaken by her objections, which do sound valid to be honest. So anyone care to jump in? I have copied the last bit of the debate to carry on here, so it’s time for everyone to contribute with their opinions and experiences from Egypt or any Arab country. More About: World , Racism , Arab World
Mad World 8: The Job Interview
2007-11-24 17:40:00 I’m sitting at a cubicle in the middle of millions of other small cubicles in an absurdly huge warehouse-like room, typing away at the keyboard. For some reason me and everyone else working in their cubicles have a dog bowl full of water on the desk next to us and are wearing a big silver ... More About: World , Interview , Mad World
The Beauty of ?Salamo Alaikom?!
2007-11-23 22:32:00 There are a lot of annoying things about the Arab culture that have been talked about to death. But there are also some things that are awesome and I think deserve to be adopted by the rest of the world. ?Salamo Alaikom? is one of them; literally it translates to ‘peace be upon you’, but ... More About: Beauty , Aiko
Let?s Format The World!!!
2007-11-21 11:13:00 There comes a time once every year when I sit at my computer and it literally screams out “Hey! Hey you, asshole! Yes YOU!! I NEED TO BE FORMATTED!!” So I say “But why, trusted laptop, I thought you were doing fine?”and it replies “No, just take a look at the state I’m in.” I ... More About: World , Hippies , Propaganda , Tolerance , Utopia
Peace and love, man?oh, and LSD!!
More articles from this author:2007-11-20 12:49:00 I’ve always considered myself a bit of a hippy. Ever since I was first introduced to that time period I’ve been fascinated by the overwhelming sense of unity that came over people, it seemed almost as if someone flipped a switch and the youth realized what a crap direction the world is heading in…and decided ... More About: Peace , Love , Hippies 1, 2, 3 |
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