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The Pinoymometer 2
2007-11-15 06:29:00 You are Pinoy if... You ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste". You ask for a "Pentel-pen" or a ball-pen" instead of of just "pen". You refer to the refrigerator as the "pridyider". You say "Kodakan" instead of take a picture. You say "Ha?" instead of "What?". You say "Hoy!" to get some attention. You answer when someone yells "Hoy!". You turn around when someone says "Pssst!" You say... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Pinoy Lingo
2007-11-12 14:04:00 This was posted on so many pinoy humor sites already and I really don't know where it originates. Nabasa ko siya sa isang libro kaya I will give the credit to the author of the book. I replaced some of the nonsense words here with my own. backlog - bacon saka itlog beehive - magpakatino ka cd-rom - tingnan mo ang kuwarto city - bago mag-otso cattle - doon nakatila ang hali at leyna debug - ang... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Pinoy
Funny SMS 6
2007-11-09 06:05:00 Tinawag ang testigo sa witness stand. Alumpihit siya sa pagsasalita... Witness: Well, I think... Lawyer: Do not think. Sabihin mo na kaagad ang iyong iniisip! Witness: Ako po ay hindi abogadong kagaya ninyo. Hindi po ako nakapagsasalita nang hindi nag-iisip!!! --------------- Babae: Dok, gusto ko pong magpa-executive check-up. Doktor: Ilang taon na po kayo? Babae: Thirty-five na... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
From Ulan to Ulam.
2007-11-08 08:21:00 Whew...Michael V. (a.k.a Bitoy) doing his usual thing--here he spoofed Cueshe's song Ulan. They changed some of the lyrics and made it so funny. With the help of Bubble Gang mainstays Ogie Alcasid, Wendell Ramos, Boy2 Quizon and Antonio Aquitaña they perfectly converted the song from Ulan to Ulam. Kainan na! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
The Pinoymometer 1
2007-11-07 13:08:00 You are Pinoy if... You point with your lips. You eat using your hands - and have it down to a technique. Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. You board the plane as the passenger with the biggest hand-carried luggage. You always have at least three other people talking to you at the airport. You're standing next to the eight big boxes at the airport. You nod upwards to greet... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Water Wrestling
2007-11-06 08:41:00 Wow...a Pinay experienced how to be a WWE diva! Watch a man slammed a girl to the pool with his full force. Please don't try this at home or else you will end up losing your wife. LOL..... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Wrestling , Water
Excuse Letter 1
2007-11-03 08:59:00 Dear Mr. Mabuti, Please excuse my daughter, Cecilia Diaz, for being absent in your class because her sister got sick; her mother cannot attend to her due to the fact that the father went to Manila to call his sister who is a nurse but who was sent to a seminar in Cebu; so the father decided to call his mother but she was on vacation in Antipolo because her granddaughter joined a field trip;... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Letter , Excuse
Happy Halloween!
2007-10-30 14:00:00 Happy Halloween to everyone. It's time to leave my desk and take advantage of halloween season so they say! I will be back soon. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Happy , Allo
Ang Kakambal.
2007-10-29 09:12:00 Isang binatang nasisiraan ng ulo ang isinugod sa pagamutan ng mga baliw sa Mandaluyong City. Tawa nang tawa. Humahagikhik, humahalakhak na walang tigil. Siyempre, bagong pasok ay ininterbyu siya ng naroong doktor. "Rodel po ang pangalan ko. Mayaman po kami. Ang totoo po, may kakambal ako. Magkamukhang-magkamukha kami at halos ay wala kaming pinagkaibahan. Dahil sa sobrang pagkakamukha namin, sa... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Manny Pacquiao's duplicate.
2007-10-28 04:16:00 Some of you already viewed the videos of stand-up comedian Pooh (Reynold Garcia in real life) impersonating Manny Pacquiao but for the sake of my blog mission to collect the best of Filipino humor I choose to post it here. I was amazed how this new comedian delivered his punchlines. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Manny Pacquiao
Funny Sign boards
2007-10-27 07:41:00 Every time we go out we're always aware of those sign boards on the street. It serves as a warning or guide to us to avoid any incidents right? But how you will handle if the sign boards are not the usual warning you encountered. Laugh and Die? [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Sign
Not a good day for Claudine.
2007-10-26 08:06:00 Claudine Barreto is one of the many successful actresses ever entered into showbiz, she received many acting awards already, a certified Box Office Queen... What else? Maybe a Dulas Queen? You're wondering why? Here is the evidence: [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Good , Claudine , T A G
Smokers toothbrush
2007-10-25 08:03:00 Wanna see the toothbrush/toothpaste of smokers how it looks like? Take a look... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Smokers
Funny SMS 5
2007-10-24 07:08:00 Boy 1: Pre naholdap ako, muntik pa ako mamatay! Boy 2: Bakit, di ka ba humingi ng tulong? Boy 1: Nagtext ako sa police station. Boy 2: Oh anong sabi? Boy 1: Hay naku! Ito reply............ "Hu u? Wer did u get my #?" --------------- Filipino class.... Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay. Juan: Ahem... "Ang tatay ay nadapa, Tayu Tay! Tayu Tay! --------------- Boy 1: Lahi... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
Bebot, bebot MTV Pinoy version!
2007-10-23 04:14:00 Ha ha! Try this one..Filipino rocks talaga! You will be amaze how this group of Pinoy s made their own version of Bebot MTV. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Version
Atbp. 1
2007-10-23 03:28:00 If I were given the chance na makasama ka for just one night di ako matutulog. I'll just stare at you and watch you sleep. Hold your hand while saying..."Hanep sa tulo ng laway ah! Parang FALLS!" --------------- Kumusta na ang nilalang na sumalo ng lahat ng suwerte at sex appeal na isinabog ng Maykapal? Taong may busilak na puso at malinis na isipan......................Eto... Ok naman... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Pinoy inmates do the Thriller.
2007-10-22 03:47:00 Watch our Filipino inmates in Cebu performed the famous Algorithm Dance. Supposedly, 1500 inmates participate in this very entertaining performance. This was viewed in YouTube more than 7,607,800 and counting! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny , Thriller , Pinoy
Funny SMS 4
2007-10-20 04:23:00 Ambo: Doc, bakit tuwing umiinom ako ng Pepsi sumasakit ang dibdib ko pero pag libre di naman? Doc: Normal yan, manipis ang atay mo pero makapal ang mukha mo! --------------- Student: Ma'm bubukol ba ang utot sa pantalon? Teacher: No, hindi! Remember class kahit gaano kalakas ang utot di bubukol sa pantalon. Student: Patay! Tae nga ito! --------------- A Pinoy in New York bumps into a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
Ang Kartero
2007-10-17 09:19:00 This funny story was posted by user Anne17 of Praning.com, she posted many jokes there and I choose to post it here to share it to you also. Thanks Anne17. --------------- Sa tuwing pinatutulog ni Eugene ang kanyang anak na si Nena ay lagi nya itong pinaaalalahanan na magdasal muna. Isang gabi, sa huli ng kanyang dasal ay kanyang nabanggit na, "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Kart
Funny SMS 3
2007-10-17 07:44:00 Tatlong baliw sa mental, nagkukuwentuhan... Baliw 1: Ako Presidente dito! Baliw 2: So? Ako si Bush, Presidente ng USA! Baliw 1: Sino naman nagsabi sayo niyan? Baliw 2: Ang Diyos! Baliw 3: Hep hep, at kelan kita sinabihan? --------------- Tatay: Bagsak ka na naman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro palaging honor. Son: Unfair naman ikumpara niyo ko kay Pedro. Tatay: Bakit naman? Son: Matalino... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
Ang Camel
2007-10-17 07:11:00 This naughty story was posted by user Anne17 of Praning.com, she posted many jokes there and I choose to post it here to share it to you also. Thanks Anne17. --------------- May isang Pinoy sa Saudi maisipang takasan ang kalupitan ng kanyang mga amo. Sa kagipitan, ipinasya niyang tawirin ang disyerto at humanap ng magandang kapalaran sa Kuwait. Sa kanyang konting ipon, bumili siya ng Camel at... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
The Porkchop Duo
2007-10-16 14:46:00 The Porkchop Dou is one of Philippines best tandem when it comes to standup comedy. They have their own style in making the audience laugh. I even heard their recorded jokes played in jeepneys and buses, or even our neighbor played it too from time to time. These video clip was taken from their live performance at Hotel Rembrandt. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Standup Comedy
Funny SMS 2
2007-10-15 08:37:00 Mommy #1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo? Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw? Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay! --------------- Madre: Iho, ano apelyido mo? Sakristan: Alam niyo na yun Sister, parati niyong hinahawakan. Madre: Susmaryosep! Tite ba apelyido mo? Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po! --------------- Si Berto pumunta sa bahay ng pare... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
Atbp.
2007-10-13 06:12:00 Sent by my friend, Darwin. --------------- Maganda ang boses magtiwala ka sa sarili mo! May talent ka kaya mo yan, GIVE IT ALL GO ON!! Wag mong itago ang bigay ni LORD!!! Sige isigaw mo.... TAHOOO! --------------- Paano mo sasabihin na may kulangot ang katabi mo? Yung tipong di siya maooffend.. Ganito.. "Excuse me nunal yan?" If hinawakan niya at natanggal sabihin mo agad--Hala!... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Erap Jokes 1
2007-10-13 05:57:00 Eversince Erap entered politics there are lots of jokes invented, here are only a few of Erap jokes. Let's get it on! --------------- Erap: Lintek na ibon iniputan ako! Bodyguard: Sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper. Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan ang puwet noon, nakalipad na! Tanga! --------------- Erap in 3rd grade came home shouting... Erap: Tay nanalo ako ng pahabaan ng ari. Ama:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Jokes
Si Garet
2007-10-12 17:08:00 Very touching story Matalinong bata si Garet. Siya ang pinakamatalino sa nayon nila. Sasali siya Quiz Bee na gaganapin sa Maynila. Sa kasawiang palad, di siya nanalo. Malungkot si Garet dahil baka madisappoint sa kanya ang mga kanayon niya pero nagulat siya nang makauwi dahil ipinagfiesta siya ng buong nayon. Lalong nalungkot si Garet kasi nga hindi naman siya nanalo. Nang salubungin siya ng... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Funny SMS 1
2007-10-12 10:17:00 These are my collection of SMS jokes sent by my friends. I will not mention their name, they know who they are. Thanks guys, keep it comin'. --------------- Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Oo naman, siyempre! (Nurse natuwa) Nurse: Asan ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga eh! Tanga ka ba? --------------- Doc told fat guy: Mula ngayun ang pwede mo lang makain ay yung... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] More About: Funny
Sosyalerang Inday!
More articles from this author:2007-10-12 08:34:00 This joke was sent by my former officemate and really completed my day. Here it goes: Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo... Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito? Inday: I believe that my trained... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] 1, 2 |
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