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Update...DVLA
2008-03-15 19:24:00
The DVLA have finally admitted that either they or the Royal Mail have lost my passport, I now need to get a new one three months after first sending mine off to get my provisional driving license! luckily the DVLA will reimburse all costs. much love xXx
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Dyslexia does not apply to Chavs - they're all just thick as fuck..
2008-03-13 16:52:00
So I'm selling my ChavMobile on eBay (I bought it about 3 weeks ago as a cheap thrill to replace my FTO but it proved to be exactly like its owner; a fucking dirty, smelly chav cunt and was fucked from Day 1) and the worst part of it is dealing with a ridiculous amount of inane offers I've been getting off the Chav masses. I've decided that I don't care what excuses chavs in schools give about their learning difficulties, they're all lies and really, they're all just thick as fuck. read more
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things that are delamorpha's fault
2008-03-09 06:37:00
I've been to Delamorpha's house tonight. A very pleasant experience it was. However, I drunk a lot of Strongbow and now I feel very weak. Kicked over 3 'for sale' signs did i on the 1h15m walk home did I. No regrets except it would have been more kicked over had it not been raining!!!11234798eleventythirteen Anyway. First Post now complete at 5.30am... Must sleep. Proper angry blog will follow. Sainsbury bastards you will see! edit: see first reply for follow-up to this. I don't usually type like yoda.
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Open Your Fucking Eyes - Join me at Serj Tankian in Liverpool for free
2008-03-07 03:09:00
I want you to see one of the most awesome mother fuckers in the World at present... and as such I'm prepared to meet you, enjoy a gig and have some rockin' fun at the same time... read more
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I hate trains... and London.
2008-03-05 03:11:00
Ooooh... my first post on here... I hope its decent. If not, feel free to batter me to death with a frozen halibut. Last weekend I had to go to London to meet a friend for a day, and as a Northerner I've been bred to hate anything remotely southern... so I wanted this day to go well otherwise I'd return home and want to wipe out everything south of the Tyne (apart from Sheffield). Now the north is quiet a distance from London so rather than walk, I had to get a train. read more
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People will rob anything... INCLUDING HUB CAPS
2008-03-05 00:05:00
I have just had my hub caps nicked from my car. All 4 of them... gone. I had only parked my car in this one car park for 30 mins and I come back and suddenly... "Hmmm my car looks different tonight". Friking no hub caps. Worse was one of the damn things was TIE WRAPPED ON!!! Somebody's actively come and cut it off and waltzed away with it (the've not dumped it in the vicinity, I went looking for them just incase it was some drunk students). I'll have to inquire about it tommorow, hope they were caught in the act on CCTV, another car looked like it had it's hub caps nicked as well.
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umm
2008-03-04 18:35:00
yeah not really anything majorly blog worthy but anyways: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!

It's weird what sitemeter knows about you.
2008-02-29 20:20:00
This site has a 'site meter' ( to the left or below ) http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s 16ohffs And if you click on it you can see the normal stuff ( Last few visitors, how they got here, where they're from e.t.c. ) But, towards the bottom right of the page there are some other links: I'm surprised to see so many people that visit have Linux. Or are visiting from work or school. Also nice to see that alot of you don't use IE. Don't know if you found that interesting, but I did when I saw it. P.S Added some of the charts as attachments.
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Slow News Day #2
2008-02-27 14:55:00
What we would be led to believe, if the media is anything to go by..... Whereby the reality is ..... read more
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"Darling might be fuckwank defeated" according to Wikipedia
2008-02-26 22:47:00
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Dar ling So I'm doing a bit of research about Gordon Brown for a new OhFFS article to once again harp on about what a massive cunt he is, amongst other things, for fucking up the potential for Super Casinos in the UK. To cut a long article short I was pointing out that of course a glorified ex-accountant isn't going to push them forward as his brain can't comprehend the idea that gambling with real cash might actually be fun and enjoyable for some people. Anyway, I opened up the article on the Chancellor of the Exchequer and obviously I see a picture of a man that is actually a bigger cunt than Gordon. So I click it and I'm glad I did!! read more
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This Bus is Fully Laden
2008-02-25 14:34:00
Remember kids, smoking kills. Honestly it does. It kills you in really horrible ways, but the odd cheeky woodbine is a nice feeling, so occasionally I wrap myself up in a pre-bus ride warming Marly-light, enjoying the rush of nicotine and boy do I look cool. Like a fat Jimmy Dean. It also makes all the chavs and scummers "respek" me. Innit Blud. I often return this well earned respect by cranking up the volume on my mobile phone's external speaker, which is often playing "Pure and Simple" (by Plopstars winners Hear'Say) on infinite repeat. read more
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eBay is Dead; Long Live Fair Online Trading
2008-02-20 18:23:00
Its Official; eBay has finally done a Kurt Cobain (not been killed by Courtney Love, metaphorically or otherwise) and put a big black Cock of Death in their mouths and blown their digital brains all over the wall. Not content with taking an already extortionate 5.25% plus listing fees, eBay have rolled out their new "lower" insertion fees to distract from their increases in selling fees, making eBay more expensive overall. read more
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R day is approaching. R for MORE ROADWORKS
2008-02-14 23:51:00
What the hell is it with roadworks? I've always moaned that they seem to appear at the same time but now they've got it to a tee! read more

Watering down Academic Standards in the UK yet again...
2008-02-12 16:23:00
BBC News: Thick Kids get more time to complete exams Being one of the last of the generations with Real A Levels, I can quite happily say their exams have got easier since the introduction of this wishy washy A/S bullshit. Logically it has to have done as you can now just as easily choose to do 6 different A/S levels and get the same amount of points to approach Uni with as if you had done 3 standard A Levels. Some might call this "lowering the bar so the cattle can get in"... I know if I was a University Lecturer, I would probably see it that way... read more
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Royal Fail PLC - Ever had Service Over and Above Expectation?
2008-02-11 13:18:00
* Nah. * Never. * No. * Not Since Privatisation. * Not Since the Formation of a crude Royal Postage Service in 1516. * Not Since the Ancient Postman, Pheidippides, finished his round early between Marathon and Sparta. * Maybe. Then again I'm probably thinking of TNT or UPS or something. So No. * Sorry, my answer is stuck between here and my local Post Office. While I was in, I was left a "While you were out" card. * Yes I have had Amazing Service Before. Not really, only kidding.

My Internet's back.
2008-02-10 13:19:00
My internet's back up, no thanks to stupid AOL. I was getting a new laptop anyway, and not having broadband wasn't going to stop me. Got the laptop, thought may as well have a go, you never know it might work. And it does, still wired for the moment - haven't got round to setting it up wirelessly yet - but after weeks of dial-up its still good. P.S. What happened here, no-one posted for a week?
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Bastards
2008-02-10 01:12:00
Goddamn Bastarding Cunt-Fucks that are the Royal Mail and the DVLA have lost my fucking passport!!!! I sent it off at the start of January to get my provisional and now I've learnt the bastards have lost it! I'm really very very slightly annoyed!! much love BB xXx

How to really control naughty children
2008-02-03 18:53:00
Now how about this as a REAL option to control those offspring of chavs?
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strange that
2008-01-30 21:55:00
i found this on sikipedia, i was thinking for a few years that it was a joke site not a rant site but nonetheless i found this on it and amazingly i agree with it...enjoy: Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Dick Smith of T.V. Rentals Glasgow has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a TV cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date? read more
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Daily Mail 2.0 - Fuck Off Now!
2008-01-30 21:17:00
Has anyone else noticed the massive increase in "turd drop news bites" that have been appearing and then receiving Diggs, thus appearing on the front page from the trash paper come "reliable" online news source, The Daily Mail ? read more
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Blind Thick Scum
2008-01-30 17:38:00
A Birmingham bus driver, yesterday. read more
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E-mail from ISP
2008-01-29 23:31:00
I've got that e-mail from my ISP. I added on the end of the original post. http://www.ohforfuckssake.com/blogs/damn- stupid-internet-connection What do you think they're advice was?
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Horse Life DS : Have I found my perfect "torture" simulator?!
2008-01-29 18:16:00
Well I make no apologies for diving right in here with my first post but I'm a long time reader, first time writer. Part Troll you might say. By horse hatred I mean the dumb, 4 legged smelly cunt type, not the writer Horse of this site too, he?s actually quite funny. ;) read more
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Sony to release 300Gb PS3 in Q4 2009
2008-01-28 23:39:00
Well, Ars Technica are reporting on an all new and utterly more awesome Playstation 3 with a whopping 120 or 160Gb Hard Disk Drive!! I mean OH MY FUCKING GOD, I NOW WANT TO BUY ONE!!!!! :/ Just in case you wondered I have no idea if Sony are going to release a 300Gb in Q4 2009, but if they do and that's how you found us, welcome to the Angriest Blog Online read more
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IT'S TIME FOR A CULL
2008-01-28 00:35:00
This is a rant about people who don't bother to reply to text messages. I've sent messages to eight people this afternoon but have only received three replies back. That means that five of my friends are shit. Well, they're not really, but it does annoy the fuck out of me when people don't reply. It doesn't take much to reply so there really isn't any excuse. read more
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Whsmith staff stupidity
2008-01-27 20:04:00
Following on from my post about Comet staff stupidity i recently had another run in with stupid staff. This time, though, it was in whsmith. I had ordered 3 copies of pro evo 5 on psp to flog on ebay. I bough them on the whsmith site and had them delivered to store. Once i thought id allowed enough time for the items to be delivered i decided to pop in and see if they had come in yet. This is a rough copy of what happened: read more
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Damn stupid internet connection.
2008-01-26 15:28:00
This is the report that I sent to my ISP. I've worded it so they don't think i'm an incompetant idiot that's just got a loose ethernet connection or something. read more
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Paedo filth
2008-01-25 12:41:00
Let's use the IP addresses of those nonces that visited. We could blackmail them or, even better, pretend to be the law and shit them up good.

first in a while
2008-01-23 23:32:00
it would seem I have not posted in a while and although I constantly remind you that I am not dead with my constant stream of comments I thought it was about time I contributed something useful to this site. One of my biggest concerns about the modern world is how many people do not use full advantage of either their keyboard or phone. I can sometimes understand when people type shorthand on phones because of credit etc but on a computer is just unacceptable, THE MANUFACTURERS GAVE YOU THE WHOLE ALPHABET ON HERE...USE IT! read more

TELE - FUCK OFF! - SALES
2008-01-22 10:18:00
MAN, I fucking hate telesales. Why is it that they always call just as your sitting down to a meal or about to watch holyoa.....top gear, or something masculine on T.V? Being a homeowner seems to open you up to the evils of loans, double glazing, new kitchens, pissing cat-flaps, etc. However, I have started getting wise to these guys! -Firstly, I must point out that if any of our readers or bloggers work in telesales then it's nothing personal but you can keep your bastard new mobile phone to yourselves. read more
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