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And the winner is.....GAME.CO.UK's corrupt wallet.
2008-01-19 11:42:00
I just happened to be browsing along when i come across probably the biggest load of shite i have heard in a long time. Now think of all the great games there have been this year on handheld systems. Zelda phantom hourglass, castlevania, final fantasy etc. All are great games whether you like them or not. So which one do you think won portable game of the year? Zelda? Nope! Castlevania? Nope! The winner is............. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Virtua Tennis 3!!! read more
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PEBKACs - 8 of the shittest elements you'll deal with day to day in IT Supp
2008-01-17 15:09:00
It would be fair to say for the most part I hate my job. Somehow, as the company lost staff, I have morphed from a coder into a free roaming role as a programmer come IT Support Monkey, with more focus on the Support Monkey elements. It now means I have to personally deal with some fucking stupid retards on a daily basis. People who should be sent back in time to be banished to pen and paper for the rest of their existences. In fact, some of these people probably can't even tie their own shoelaces yet they're allowed near a computer. Essentially people with more teeth than brain cells. read more
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Go Away Internet
2008-01-16 22:20:00
Please, go away with your knee-jerk reactions, please, go away with your incessant whining and complaining about the smallest of things. Yes, I know the Transformers look different to how they were when you were a kid, yes, I know Nintendo's online service doesn't have voice chat, yes I know PS3 "has no games" AND 360 breaks every 2 seconds, but I really don't give a damn. read more
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Arrested... and just when you thought Brownsea was safe to go out in!
2008-01-15 18:05:00
Any likeness to actual events in this story are merely coincidental and in no way relate to factual events or otherwise. The town of Brownsea, the character "Ahpromled" and other references are all fictional... Just when you thought Brownsea was a safe town to live and go out in, you're proven wrong and find yourself in its Police station, arrested and detained for 18 hours with the dregs of society. Thats what happened to Ahpromled, the star of our little story, on a random Saturday night in time and space... Before you continue reading I recommend a brew, a choccie biscuit and getting your slippers on! ;) read more
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*Shock News* J.K. Rowling is Greedy
2008-01-15 00:56:00
Apparently shock of of the century, the spellbinding author of Harry Potter is greedy. You would think with her millions (billions?) she could shut the fuck up for once :) link
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Comet staff stupidity
2008-01-14 21:27:00
Today I was in comet picking up an order I reserved online. While I was there I asked the woman at the counter if they had any copies of lumines for psp. I couldn't believe the reply I got - "we don't sell copies"
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THE FILTH
2008-01-11 01:32:00
Coppers are filth, that's all I can say. Stealing my potential girlfriend-to-be, the cunts. It's made me hate them even more than I do, and I didn't think that was possible. Fucking law-breaking woman-stealing motherfucking filth cunts. I'm going to put a sign up in my shop, saying "sorry but we don't serve coppers".

THE FILTH
2008-01-11 01:32:00
Coppers are filth, that's all I can say. Stealing my potential girlfriend-to-be, the cunts. It's made me hate them even more than I do, and I didn't think that was possible. Fucking law-breaking woman-stealing motherfucking filth cunts. I'm going to put a sign up in my shop, saying "sorry but we don't serve coppers".

Delusions of the Fat : Why are you counting calories, you fucking beach wha
2008-01-08 23:49:00
Last year, for those who caught the story about a seriously fat bitch eating a bacon sandwich, you will know I have a problem with the seriously fat fuckers who moan about it but don't do anything about it, and seen as though I have been moaning a lot on OhFFS rather than writing anything to stimulate the noggin or to rise any mirth from the belly, I thought it was about time I did. So, I pose the question, why are people who are quite blatantly clinically obese, counting calories?! read more
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Delusions of the Fat : Why are you counting calories, you fucking beach wha
2008-01-08 23:49:00
Last year, for those who caught the story about a seriously fat bitch eating a bacon sandwich, you will know I have a problem with the seriously fat fuckers who moan about it but don't do anything about it, and seen as though I have been moaning a lot on OhFFS rather than writing anything to stimulate the noggin or to rise any mirth from the belly, I thought it was about time I did. So, I pose the question, why are people who are quite blatantly clinically obese, counting calories?! read more
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Today's Waste of Ink - Judged
2008-01-08 13:39:00
Why oh why the fuck do some cuntwits get paid to investigate utter dog-egg "stories" is beyond me. For fear of repeating myself, I haven't got time for local journalists anymore. They hurt my brain. I'd rather spoon my own eyes out than be forced to read their mickey-mouse bullshit. So here is a summary of today's woeful Birmingham News, brought to the fucking point. And finished with a cherry on top, so sweet and sugar coated it'll tickle your balls as it slips down the throat. read more
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Today's Waste of Ink - Judged
2008-01-08 13:39:00
Why oh why the fuck do some cuntwits get paid to investigate utter dog-egg "stories" is beyond me. For fear of repeating myself, I haven't got time for local journalists anymore. They hurt my brain. I'd rather spoon my own eyes out than be forced to read their mickey-mouse bullshit. So here is a summary of today's woeful Birmingham News, brought to the fucking point. And finished with a cherry on top, so sweet and sugar coated it'll tickle your balls as it slips down the throat. read more
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Nintendo Dogs
2008-01-07 21:04:00
I can already hear you all saying it - ITS NINTENDOGS DICKHEAD!!!! Well I know that, but most of the moronic british public seem to have missed it. Im always hearing some cunt with inability to read saying "Nintendo dogs". Learn to fucking read you cunts.
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Nintendo Dogs
2008-01-07 21:04:00
I can already hear you all saying it - ITS NINTENDOGS DICKHEAD!!!! Well I know that, but most of the moronic british public seem to have missed it. Im always hearing some cunt with inability to read saying "Nintendo dogs". Learn to fucking read you cunts.
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Royal Mail are a bunch of SOFT KNOCKING FUCKS : Episode 2 - The Cunts Strik
2008-01-04 15:29:00
How is it that one company can generate so much content for this blog, and now, do it twice for the exact same fucking issue?? Do we now have to train postmen in the art of door knocking?! I mean, for fucking hells bells, not only does my house have a massive door knocker capable of informing all the Window Twitchers in our cul de sac we have someone at the door for them to have a nosey at, we also have this miracle device called a fucking door bell! read more
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Royal Mail are a bunch of SOFT KNOCKING FUCKS : Episode 2 - The Cunts Strik
2008-01-04 15:29:00
How is it that one company can generate so much content for this blog, and now, do it twice for the exact same fucking issue?? Do we now have to train postmen in the art of door knocking?! I mean, for fucking hells bells, not only does my house have a massive door knocker capable of informing all the Window Twitchers in our cul de sac we have someone at the door for them to have a nosey at, we also have this miracle device called a fucking door bell! read more
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Gamestation customer is a cunt
2008-01-03 22:48:00
Today I paid a visit to gamestation to buy a game which I knew was on offer for a good price. While standing at the counter being served, I noticed that there was a guy stood at the counter with a large pile of games including some ds and ps2 games and a psp. read more
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Gamestation customer is a cunt
2008-01-03 22:48:00
Today I paid a visit to gamestation to buy a game which I knew was on offer for a good price. While standing at the counter being served, I noticed that there was a guy stood at the counter with a large pile of games including some ds and ps2 games and a psp. read more
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A world first!
2008-01-03 12:25:00
Yup - apparently this is the first time someone has taken the name of the Wii literally - and (god, I'm so proud...) it's someone who lives in Blackpool! (Well, actually Fleetwood - although we don't really count them as living near us, as we're not certain they're actually human). Yup, this halfwitted arse-stain (the one on the right, I assume)- read more
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A world first!
2008-01-03 12:25:00
Yup - apparently this is the first time someone has taken the name of the Wii literally - and (god, I'm so proud...) it's someone who lives in Blackpool! (Well, actually Fleetwood - although we don't really count them as living near us, as we're not certain they're actually human). Yup, this halfwitted arse-stain (the one on the right, I assume)- read more
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Sales and the continuing rape of the English Language
2008-01-03 12:20:00
I have become highly enraged recently by adverts for sale claiming you could "save up to half price" or that there's "half price off". It's just apalling English , it's no wonder the ITV watching masses can't read, write or speak real English if they're bombarded with this shite day in day out. read more
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Sales and the continuing rape of the English Language
2008-01-03 12:20:00
I have become highly enraged recently by adverts for sale claiming you could "save up to half price" or that there's "half price off". It's just apalling English , it's no wonder the ITV watching masses can't read, write or speak real English if they're bombarded with this shite day in day out. read more
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GAME are cunts
2008-01-02 19:53:00
Today i thought i would make a super effort to buy some bargain games online (other than from ebay where prices are still being forced high by tossers who have no idea how to shop online). I went in search of some specialist game price comparison sites and i found a good few and also stored some good URL's for later use. read more
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GAME are cunts
2008-01-02 19:53:00
Today i thought i would make a super effort to buy some bargain games online (other than from ebay where prices are still being forced high by tossers who have no idea how to shop online). I went in search of some specialist game price comparison sites and i found a good few and also stored some good URL's for later use. read more
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eBay - Used by Pikies, Owned by Pikies... thieving fuckers to a man
2008-01-02 18:27:00
My New Years resolution: update OhFFS and Delmorpha.com at least once a week. Anyway, the first rant of the year comes from everyones "favorite" online market place, eBay. Everyone knows they're absolute robbing cunts so why do we continue to use them? Why have their extortionate rates been deemed unacceptable based on their monopolistic status and been forced to cap them? How do they have the audacity to try cracking down on "excess postage cheats" when their fees are too high for small items and it becomes the only way to make selling shit worth it? Why, when credit card companies have been protecting consumers against fraud for years, are Paypal still only covering a maximum of £185 when eBay are netting billions a year in profit? Why, as I found today, when some cunt doesn't pay for an item, then lies to both you and to eBay about the fact they have already had a cheque go out their account for fees, do eBay only return the Final Value Fees, netting themselves a smooth £3 in l...
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eBay - Used by Pikies, Owned by Pikies... thieving fuckers to a man
2008-01-02 18:27:00
My New Years resolution: update OhFFS and Delmorpha.com at least once a week. Anyway, the first rant of the year comes from everyones "favorite" online market place, eBay. Everyone knows they're absolute robbing cunts so why do we continue to use them? Why have their extortionate rates been deemed unacceptable based on their monopolistic status and been forced to cap them? How do they have the audacity to try cracking down on "excess postage cheats" when their fees are too high for small items and it becomes the only way to make selling shit worth it? Why, when credit card companies have been protecting consumers against fraud for years, are Paypal still only covering a maximum of £185 when eBay are netting billions a year in profit? Why, as I found today, when some cunt doesn't pay for an item, then lies to both you and to eBay about the fact they have already had a cheque go out their account for fees, do eBay only return the Final Value Fees, netting themselves a smooth £3 in l...
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new years
2007-12-31 18:49:00
as we see an end to 2007 let us look back at all of the good moments in the year: we qualified for euro 2008 no wait we didn't we won the rugby world cup no wait didn't do that either did well with the cricket how many years since we've beaten anyone? boxing went well yet again lots of hype and no action formula one? almost! well at least we saw the opening of this site! (shame it had to come about because of SFC closing)
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How was it for you?
2007-12-29 21:54:00
Did everybody have a good xmas or was it just a sorrow-drowning heap of morbidness?

so
2007-12-26 21:21:00
what was everyone's most exciting present? mine was a watch and a 110L army standard issue bergan.

Merry christmas, and on with the usual posts
2007-12-26 02:11:00
Why does every website in the known universe spruce up its logo for christmas? (except this one of course). read more
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