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Advice From A 25 Year FBI Veteran On How To Find Out If She?s Cheating.
2008-05-21 09:09:00 Or… How To Wreck Your Relationship And Get Your Ass Kicked In One Easy Lesson… You have a creeping suspicion she’s seeing some creep. Here’s how to conduct an interview that’ll make her divulge the truth. Work from a “zero behavioral baseline,” advises Mark Safarik, a 23-year veteran of the Bureau who now runs FBSI, a Virginia-based ... More About: Information , Advice , Cheating , Find , Veteran
More Amazing Sidewalk Art?
2008-05-21 09:08:00 Man´s Creations - video powered by Metacafe addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fmore-amazing-sidewalk-art%2F'; addthis_title = 'More+Amazing +Sidewalk+Art%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Information
This Guy Plays With A 900 Pound Crocodile!
2008-05-21 09:06:00 Everybody’s seen Steve Irwin wrestle crocs… This is something even Steve never tried… Man Wrestles Crocodile - video powered by Metacafe AMAZING!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fthis-guy-plays-with-a-900-pound -crocodile%2F'; addthis_title = 'This+Guy+Plays +With+A+900+Pound +Crocodil e%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Information
This Is One Hellacious Speed Trap!
2008-05-21 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fthis-is-one-hellacious-speed-tr ap%2F'; addthis_title = 'This+Is+One+Hellacious+Speed +Trap %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Another Fine Time Waster?Fly Swatter?
2008-05-21 09:03:00 Play It HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fanother-fine-time-wasterfly-swa tter%2F'; addthis_title = 'Another+Fine +Time +Waster%26%238230%3BFly +Swatter%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
A Fine Example For Ambitious Women Everywhere?
2008-05-21 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fa-fine-example-for-ambitious-wo men-everywhere%2F'; addthis_title = 'A+Fine +Example+For+Ambitious+Women +Every where%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Insults
This Lady Never Closes Her Mouth?
2008-05-21 09:00:00 This Site Has Bunches Of Pictures Of This Same Lady … She Always Has Her Mouth Open Like This… My wife never closes her mouth either… Only when hers is open… There are words coming out… Lots and lots of words… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F21%2Fthis-lady-never-closes-her-mout h%2F'; addthis_title = 'This+Lady+Never+Closes+Her+Mouth%26%2382 30%3B'; addthis_pub ...
Gotta Take Tuesday 5/20 Off? Graduation Day!
2008-05-20 09:00:00 Daddy’s Little Girl!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F20%2Fgotta-take-tuesday-520-off-grad uation-day%2F'; addthis_title = 'Gotta +Take+Tuesday +5%2F20+Off%26%238230% 3B+Graduation +Day%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Let?s Ride!
2008-05-19 14:51:00 click to enlarge addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F19%2Flets-ride%2F'; addthis_title = 'Let%26%238217%3Bs+Ride %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Today?s Insults
2008-05-19 14:49:00 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Your kid may be an honors student, but you?re still an idiot. All men are idiots, and I married their King. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F19%2Ftodays-insults-82%2F'; addthis_title = 'Today %26%238217%3Bs+Insults '; ...
U.S. Soldiers In Iraq Being Bi-Polar?
2008-05-19 12:33:00 In This Video… U.S. Soldiers “Endear” Themselves To Iraq is Taking Scrap Wood By Crushing Their Car… In This Wrongly Named Video… U.S. Soldiers Play And Dance With Iraqi Kids… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F19%2Fus-soldiers-in-iraq-being-bi-po lar%2F'; addthis_title = 'U.S.+Soldiers+In+Iraq+Being+Bi-Polar %26% 238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Information
18 Haunting Pictures Of Pearl Harbor Attack Aftermath?
2008-05-19 11:54:00 These 18 Photos were sent in by Jim & Sue from Tacoma… These Pictures Are Very High Quality And Show A Rarely Seen Perspective… The Details Visible Are Amazing! Click Photos to Enlarge. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F19%2F18-haunting-pictures-of-pearl-h arbor-attack-aftermath%2F'; addthis_title = '18+Haunting+Pictures+Of+Pearl +Harbor +Att ack+Aftermath%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information , Pearl Harbor
Formal Apology Form? Print Many? Save Time.
2008-05-18 10:08:00 click to enlarge addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F18%2Fformal-apology-form-print-many- save-time%2F'; addthis_title = 'Form al+Apology +Form%26%238230%3B+Print +M any%26%238230%3B+Save +Time .'; addthis_pub = '';
Bill O?Reilly Unseen Meltdown Footage?
2008-05-18 09:55:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F18%2Fbill-orielly-unseen-meltdown-fo otage%2F'; addthis_title = 'Bill +O%26%238217%3BReilly +Unseen+Meltdow n+Footage%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Jokes , Bill O
If You Were A Kid Between 1930 and 1970?
2008-05-18 09:36:00 TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in ... More About: Information , Rants
Big ?Uns!? Freaks Of Nature?
2008-05-18 09:27:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F18%2Fbig-uns-freaks-of-nature%2F'; addthis_title = 'Big+%26%238216%3BUns%21%26%238230%3B+Fre aks+Of+Nature %26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Freaks
Square Testicles?
2008-05-18 09:14:00 An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee ... More About: Jokes , Testicles , Square
It?s Bloggers Unite For Human Rights Day? In My Own Warped Way?. I?m Puttin
2008-05-15 17:43:00 I just heard about this on CNN this morning… I’m afraid I’ll probably not get a decent Rant or Essay up in time because I’m too addle brained to rush something intelligent together without thinking long and hard on it first… But I want to show my support ASAP. HERE GOES… I’d like to point out the ... More About: Information , Rants , Human , Rights , Human Rights
Biker Genius? Another Credit To The Gene Pool?
2008-05-15 10:32:00 Idiot Biker addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F15%2Fbiker-genius-another-credit-to- the-gene-pool%2F'; addthis_title = 'Biker+Genius%26%238230%3B+Another+Credit +To+The+Gene +Pool %26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos
Don?t You Hate When This Happens?
2008-05-15 10:28:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F15%2Fdont-you-hate-when-this-happens %2F'; addthis_title = 'Don%26%238217%3Bt+You+Hate +When+This+Hap pens%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
These Pictures Are The Product Of A Very Sick Mind? I Like ?Em!
2008-05-15 10:23:00 He’s Got Lots More HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F15%2Fthese-pictures-are-the-product- of-a-very-sick-mind-i-like-em%2F'; addthis_title = 'These+Pictures +Are+The+Product +Of+A+Very +Sick +Mind %26%238230%3B+I+Like+%26%238216 %3BEm%21'; addthis_pub = '';
Worst Kind Of Spam?? Chain Letters!
2008-05-15 10:03:00 I know there’s a special place in Hell for all the jerks and hucksters trying to make my pee-pee bigger and cure my every ailment… And I don’t worry about them so much because my spam filters work pretty OK… But what about my close friends who forward me those obnoxious, bullying chain letters that ... More About: Information , Rants , Spam , Letters , Chain
I Can Drive A Bobcat? But Not Like This!
2008-05-15 09:27:00 This guy self loads his Bobcat skid loader onto a truck in less than a minute… Don’t try this at home kids! Bobcat auto loading addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F15%2Fi-can-drive-a-bobcat-but-not-li ke-this%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Can+Drive +A+Bobcat%26%238230%3B+But+No t+Like+This%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos
The Difference Between Hawaii And Kentucky?
2008-05-14 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Fthe-difference-between-hawaii-a nd-kentucky%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Difference +Between+Hawaii +And+Kentuc ky%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Kentucky , Insults
No Wonder Antarctica Is Melting!
2008-05-14 09:09:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Fno-wonder-antarctica-is-melting %2F'; addthis_title = 'No+Wonder+Antarctica +Is+Melting%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes
I Can?t Recall Ever Wanting To Do This In Or Out Of A Suit?
2008-05-14 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Fi-cant-recall-ever-wanting-to-d o-this-in-or-out-of-a-suit%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Recall +Ever+Wanting+ To+Do+This+In+Or+Out+Of+A+Suit %26%238230% 3B'; addthis_pub = '';
Next Time You?re In Finland? Try These Muffins? And Bring Me Some!
2008-05-14 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Fnext-time-youre-in-finland-try- these-cookies-and-bring-me-some%2F'; addthis_title = 'Next+Time +You%26%238217%3Bre+In+Finland % 26%238230%3B+Try+These+Muffins %26%238230% 3B+And+Bring+Me+Some%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
This Will Go With Your Muffins?
2008-05-14 09:04:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Fthis-will-go-with-your-cookies% 2F'; addthis_title = 'This+Will+Go+With+Your+Muffins %26%238230 %3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
They?re Taking This Boob Job Thing Too Far? Way Too Much Of A Good Thing?
2008-05-14 09:03:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F14%2Ftheyre-taking-this-boob-job-thi ng-too-far-way-too-much-of-a-good-thing%2 F'; addthis_title = 'They%26%238217%3Bre+Taking +This+Boob +Job +Thing +Too+Far%26%238230%3B+Way+Too+Much+ Of+A+Good +Thing%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes
Out Of The Mouths Of Drunks?
More articles from this author:2008-05-14 09:02:00 ?People tell me, ?Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.? Well, no shit. I?d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.? ?That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.? ?Alcoholism is the only disease they ... More About: Jokes , Information , Insults 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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