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Food vs. Edible Foodlike Substances?
2008-05-09 09:00:00 Michael Pollan points out that companies make less money on “Real” food as opposed to the high prices manufacturers are asking for highly processed “Edible Food like Substances”. Point: Edible Foodlike Substances costs more than Real food. $1.99 for 1 pound of rolled oats. $4.00 for 12 ounces of Cheerios He Also Says A Good Rule Of Thumb Is: Don’t ... More About: Information
Excedrin Headache Number 9? Ouch!!!!
2008-05-08 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F08%2Fexcedrin-headache-number-9-ouch %2F'; addthis_title = 'Excedrin+Headache +Number +9%26%238230%3B+ Ouch %21%21%21%21'; addthis_pub = '';
I Can?t Decide Between The Cow Something And The Salted Pig Tail?
2008-05-06 09:11:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fi-cant-decide-between-the-cow-s omething-and-the-salted-pig-tail%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Can%26%238217%3Bt+Decide+Between+The+C ow+Something+And+The+Salted+Pig+Tail %26%2 38230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
We?re Cutting Your Social Security Check? Not If She Can Help It!!
2008-05-06 09:10:00 NSFW… Language… NSFW This lady takes no guff from ANYONE! Listen HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fwere-cutting-your-social-securi ty-check-not-if-she-can-help-it%2F'; addthis_title = 'We%26%238217%3Bre+Cutting+Your+Social +Se curity+Check %26%238230%3B+Not+If+She+Can+ Help+It%21%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Security , Jokes , Social Security
The Preacher Is Leaving?
2008-05-06 09:09:00 A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac ... More About: Jokes , Leaving
Resistance Is Futile?
2008-05-06 09:08:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fresistance-is-futile%2F'; addthis_title = 'Resistance +Is+Futile%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information , Rants , Insults
Don?t You Just Hate Days Like This?
2008-05-06 09:07:00 Which Guy Does She Love More? Hell… When You Got Him Like This… Why Shoot Him… Just Play.. “This Little Piggy Went To Market…” addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fdont-you-just-hate-days-like-th is%2F'; addthis_title = 'Don%26%238217%3Bt+You+Just+Hate +Days +Lik e+This%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
Oil At $120 A Barrel? Beer Is Officially Cheaper Than Gas?
2008-05-06 09:06:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Foil-at-120-a-barrel-beer-is-off icially-cheaper-than-gas%2F'; addthis_title = 'Oil+At+%24120+A+Barrel %26%238230%3B+Beer +Is+Officially+Cheaper+Than+Gas%26%238230 %3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information , Rants , Insults
When Does That Expire??
2008-05-06 09:02:00 I Wrote About The Expire Date For Pickles And Other Household Products Back In December 2007 I recently came across a TABLE OF CONDIMENTS courtesy of the mysterious people(?) at F.N.O.R.D., addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fwhen-does-that-expire%2F'; addthis_title = 'When+Does+That+Expire%3F%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
It All Depends On Your Perspective?
2008-05-06 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fit-all-depends-on-your-perspect ive%2F'; addthis_title = 'It+All+Depends+On+Your+Perspective %26%23 8230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
Something For All The Innocents Depicted In The Hiroshima Post
2008-05-06 09:00:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F06%2Fsomething-for-all-the-innocents -depicted-in-the-hiroshima-post%2F'; addthis_title = 'Something+For+All+The+Innocents+Depicted +In+The+Hiroshima +Post '; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
New Photos Of The Hiroshima Atomic Bombing Aftermath? Very Graphic.
2008-05-05 10:45:00 These 10 Pictures were taken by an unknown Japanese photographer and were found in 1945 among rolls of undeveloped film in a cave outside Hiroshima by U.S. serviceman Robert L. Capp, who was attached to the occupation forces… Unlike most photos of the Hiroshima bombing, these dramatically convey the human as well as material destruction ... More About: Information , Photos , Graphic , Bombing
I Guess It?s Time To Do Some Yardwork?
2008-05-05 09:44:00 I let It Go a Little Too Far Last Year… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F05%2Fi-guess-its-time-to-do-some-yar dwork%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Guess +It%26%238217%3Bs+Time +To+Do+Some +Yardwork%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes
Nice Guns? Can You Tell Which Is Real And Which Is Fake?
2008-05-05 09:16:00 Hello Kitty Has Graduated To Guns The Top Pistol Is The Only Fake Gun Shown… Read More HERE and HERE and HERE The other cell phones are stun guns See a video of the Cell Phone Gun In Action addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F05%2Fnice-guns-can-you-tell-which-is -real-and-which-is-fake%2F'; addthis_title = 'Nice+Guns%26%238230%3B+Can+You+Tell+Whic h+Is+Real+And+Which+Is+Fake%3F'; addthis_pub = ... More About: Videos , Information , Rants
Welcome Back? Like The New Theme?
2008-05-04 09:49:00 The old theme was giving me trouble with the archives and categories… And besides… This new theme is more energy efficient … It seems that black backgrounds consume much less energy… Makes sense though… Your monitor doesn’t have to light up all those pixels. Anyway… I may keep fiddling until I find something that works at least ... More About: Back , Theme
Welcome Back? Like The New Theme?
2008-05-04 09:49:00 The old theme was giving me trouble with the archives and categories… And besides… This new theme is more energy efficient … It seems that black backgrounds consume much less energy… Makes sense though… Your monitor doesn’t have to light up all those pixels. Anyway… I may keep fiddling until I find something that works at least ... More About: Back , Theme
Teenage Boy Gets What?s Coming To Him?
2008-05-04 09:11:00 Funny: First HandjobUploaded by pmppm addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2Farchive s%2F3148'; addthis_title = 'Teenage +Boy+Gets+What%26%238217%3Bs+Comi ng+To+Him%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Jokes
Teenage Boy Gets What?s Coming To Him?
2008-05-04 09:11:00 Funny: First HandjobUploaded by pmppm addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F04%2Fteenage-boy-gets-whats-coming-t o-him%2F'; addthis_title = 'Teenage +Boy+Gets+What%26%238217%3Bs+Comi ng+To+Him%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Jokes
Did He Or Didn?t He??
2008-05-04 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2Farchive s%2F3140'; addthis_title = 'Did+He+Or+Didn%26%238217%3Bt+He%3F%26%23 8230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
Did He Or Didn?t He??
2008-05-04 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F04%2Fdid-he-or-didnt-he-the-dog-know s%2F'; addthis_title = 'Did+He+Or+Didn%26%238217%3Bt+He%3F%26%23 8230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
Do Your Electronics Have A ?Kill Switch? Buried In Them?? Or Worse?
2008-05-04 09:09:00 Can the Government Shut Down Your Computer And Cell Phone Just By Broadcasting A Signal? Even worse… could our military be crippled by off the shelf electronics made in foreign countries that have secret “Trojan Horse” software built in? There’s a growing worry at the Pentagon and within government circles that millions of computers, cell phones and ... More About: Information , Electronics , Switch , Essays , Kill
Do Your Electronics Have A ?Kill Switch? Buried In Them?? Or Worse?
2008-05-04 09:09:00 Can the Government Shut Down Your Computer And Cell Phone Just By Broadcasting A Signal? Even worse… could our military be crippled by off the shelf electronics made in foreign countries that have secret “Trojan Horse” software built in? There’s a growing worry at the Pentagon and within government circles that millions of computers, cell phones and ... More About: Information , Electronics , Switch , Essays , Kill
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter?
2008-05-04 09:08:00 This Man Is My Hero!.. Somebody Get Me His Address… I Want To Send Him Money! PRINT THIS AND HAND IT OUT TO ALL OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO COME CALLING Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified ... More About: Information , Rants , Dating , Rules , Daughter
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter?
2008-05-04 09:08:00 This Man Is My Hero!.. Somebody Get Me His Address… I Want To Send Him Money! PRINT THIS AND HAND IT OUT TO ALL OF THE FINE YOUNG MEN WHO COME CALLING Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified ... More About: Information , Rants , Dating , Rules , Daughter
The Kid Already Looks Traumatized?
2008-05-04 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F04%2Fthe-kid-already-looks-traumatiz ed%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Kid+Already+Looks+Traumatized%26%238 230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Rants , Insults
The Kid Already Looks Traumatized?
2008-05-04 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2Farchive s%2F3143'; addthis_title = 'The+Kid+Already+Looks+Traumatized%26%238 230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Rants , Insults
What Do You See?
2008-05-04 09:06:00 You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young ... More About: Information
What Do You See?
2008-05-04 09:06:00 You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young ... More About: Information
Either Way? The Fish Is Toast?
2008-05-04 09:04:00 Talk About Being Between A Rock And A Hard Place… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2Farchive s%2F3146'; addthis_title = 'Either+Way%26%238230%3B+The+Fish +Is+Toas t%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Toast
Either Way? The Fish Is Toast?
More articles from this author:2008-05-04 09:04:00 Talk About Being Between A Rock And A Hard Place… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F04%2Feither-way-the-fish-is-toast%2F '; addthis_title = 'Either+Way%26%238230%3B+The+Fish +Is+Toas t%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Toast 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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