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My Wife Is An Extraordinary Woman? I Am Sooo Lucky!
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My Wife Is An Extraordinary Woman? I Am Sooo Lucky!
2008-05-03 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fmy-wife-is-an-extraordinary-wom an-im-so-lucky%2F'; addthis_title = 'My+Wife +Is+An+Extraordinary +Woman %26%238 230%3B+I+Am+Sooo+Lucky %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes
I Never Got To Throw My Child Off Of A Building? Am I Missing Out On Someth
2008-05-03 09:09:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2Farchive s%2F3135'; addthis_title = 'I+Never+Got+To+Throw+My+Child +Off+Of+A+B uilding%26%238230%3B+Am+I+Missing +Out+On+ Something%3F'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Information , Building
I Never Got To Throw My Child Off Of A Building? Am I Missing Out On Someth
2008-05-03 09:09:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fi-never-got-to-throw-my-child-o ff-of-a-building-am-i-missing-out-on-some thing%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Never+Got+To+Throw+My+Child +Off+Of+A+B uilding%26%238230%3B+Am+I+Missing +Out+On+ Something%3F'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos , Information , Building
Memo - From Women To Men?
2008-05-03 09:09:00 1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s their butts. 4. ... More About: Jokes , Women , Information , Memo , Insults
I Wonder If I Could Pull Off This Look??
2008-05-03 09:08:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fi-wonder-if-i-could-pull-off-th is-look%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Wonder+If+I+Could+Pull +Off+This+Look%3 F%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Insults
Pumping Iron?
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Hippo Eats A Dwarf? By Accident Of Course!
2008-05-03 09:06:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2F3128%2F'; addthis_title = 'Hippo+Eats+A+Dwarf %26%238230%3B+By+Accid ent+Of+Course%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information , Accident
Girl?s Dress Catches Fire At Her Quinceañera Party?
2008-05-03 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fgirls-dress-catches-fire-at-her -quinceanera-party%2F'; addthis_title = 'Girl %26%238217%3Bs+Dress +Catches+Fire +At +Her+Quincea%C3%B1era+Party %26%238230%3B' ; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos
Thin Ice?? Maybe.
2008-05-03 09:04:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fthin-ice-maybe%2F'; addthis_title = 'Thin+Ice%3F%26%238230%3B+Maybe.'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes
Try Your Hand At ?Falling Sand??
2008-05-03 09:03:00 Try It HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Ftry-your-hand-at-falling-sand%2 F'; addthis_title = 'Try+Your+Hand +At+%26%238220%3BFalling+Sa nd%26%238221%3B%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Sand
Professional Advertising? Very Effective!
2008-05-03 09:02:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F03%2Fprofessional-advertising-very-e ffective%2F'; addthis_title = 'Professional +Advertising %26%238230%3B+Ve ry+Effective %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Daring? ? Or Dumb?? Why Women Live Longer Than Men?
2008-05-02 09:00:00 These Are Manly Men Doing Manly Things… And They Will Leave Their Womanly Women To Mourn Them… But Not Before Passing On These Fine Skills To Their Sons… You Gotta Admit… This Guy’s Got Balls… This Guy’s A Real Credit To The Gene Pool… See If You Can Get Your Heating & Cooling Guy To Try This One… I ... More About: Information , Rants , Dumb , Live
Wanna Get Even With Junk Mailers?? Try This?
2008-05-01 12:04:00 Use “Postage Paid” Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers! Read How To … HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F01%2Fwanna-get-even-with-junk-mailer s-try-this%2F'; addthis_title = 'Wanna+Get+Even+With+Junk +Mailers%3F%26%2 38230%3B+Try+This%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Information
Wouldn?t It Be A Bummer If Every Time You Killed A Brain Cell? You Destroye
2008-05-01 12:00:00 click to enlarge addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F01%2Fwouldnt-it-be-a-bummer-if-every -time-you-killed-a-brain-cell-you-destroy ed-a-universe-thisll-do-wonders-for-my-go d-complex%2F'; addthis_title = 'Wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+It+Be+A+Bummer+If+E very+Time +You+Killed +A+Brain +Cell %26%2382 30%3B+You+Destroyed+A+Universe%3F..+This% 26%238217%3Bll+Do+Wonders+For+My+God+Comp lex%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Absinthe: Mind-Altering Effects Explained? Now You Know Why This Site Looks
2008-05-01 10:27:00 I posted my take on The Mystery Of The Green Menace way back in April of ‘07… It was back on the old site and would’nt show up in a search for Absinthe… Anyway… I’ve been playing with the Green Fairy for years… And yes… I’ve still got both my ears!… But not all my ... More About: Videos , Information , Site , Mind , Essays
Thinking About Playing With The Green Fairy Got Me In A Stevie Nicks Mood?
2008-05-01 10:25:00 @import url(http://beemp3.com/player/embed.css); Stevie Nicks - If Anyone Falls Found at bee mp3 search engine My Particular Fairy Resembles A Young Stevie… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F01%2Fthinking-about-playing-with-the -green-fairy-got-me-in-a-stevie-nicks-moo d%2F'; addthis_title = 'Thinking +About+Playing+With+The+Green +Fa iry+Got+Me+In+A+Stevie+Nicks+Mood %26%2382 30%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
A Gentleman?s Duel? Hilarious!
2008-04-30 09:22:00 See It HERE addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F30%2Fa-gentlemans-duel-hilarious%2F' ; addthis_title = 'A+Gentleman %26%238217%3Bs+Duel %26%238230 %3B+Hilarious %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Videos
The Difference Between Men And Women?
2008-04-30 09:21:00 A Woman’s Perfect Day 8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 - Weigh-in… 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 - 9:00 - Breakfast in bed…freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents… expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 - Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal ... More About: Jokes , Women , Information , Difference , Men and Women
How To Make Instant Hamburger Patties?
2008-04-30 09:10:00 Press your ground meat into a ziplock bag… Then use a chopstick to divide… Kind of nice if you add spices first. Fold… Then freeze… Break off individual patties as needed… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F30%2Fhow-to-make-instant-hamburger-p atties%2F'; addthis_title = 'How+To+Make +Instant+Hamburger+Patties%26 %238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Jokes? We Got ?Em!
2008-04-30 09:09:00 The Proper Way To Come Home Drunk Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the ... More About: Jokes
The Fun And Easy Way To Learn HTML?
2008-04-30 09:06:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F30%2Fthe-fun-and-easy-way-to-learn-h tml%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Fun+And+Easy +Way+To+Learn +HTML%26%23 8230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Html , Easy Way
He Really, Really Likes That Girl?
2008-04-30 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F30%2Fhe-really-really-likes-that-gir l%2F'; addthis_title = 'He+Really%2C+Really+Likes+That+Girl %26%2 38230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: That Girl
If You?re Going To Tow An Elephant Down The Highway? Be Careful?
2008-04-30 09:03:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F30%2Fif-youre-going-to-tow-an-elepha nt-down-the-highway-be-careful%2F'; addthis_title = 'If+You%26%238217%3Bre+Going+To+Tow+An+El ephant+Down+The+Highway %26%238230%3B+Be+C areful%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Careful , Elephant
Looks Like It?s Titillating Tuesday?
2008-04-29 09:04:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F29%2Flooks-like-its-titillating-tues day%2F'; addthis_title = 'Looks+Like+It%26%238217%3Bs+Titillating+ Tuesday %26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Jokes , Information
Crystal Found Some ?Interesting? Fruits, Veggies, Trees & Rocks? You Got A
2008-04-29 09:02:00 He’s Got A Nasty Discharge… Pine Nuts!! I Didn’t Know You Could Tell If Trees Were Male Or Female… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F29%2Fcrystal-found-some-interesting- fruits-veggies-trees-rocks-you-got-a-stra nge-garden-girl%2F'; addthis_title = 'Crystal +Found+Some+%26%238220%3BInterest ing%26%238221%3B+Fruits %2C+Veggies%2C+Tre es+%26%23038%3B+Rocks%26%238230%3B+You+Go t+A+Strange+Garden+Girl%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information , Interesting
She?s Gonna Be Sooo Disappointed? Unless She?s Got Butter?
2008-04-29 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F29%2Fshes-gonna-be-sooo-disappointed -unless-shes-got-butter%2F'; addthis_title = 'She%26%238217%3Bs+Gonna +Be+Sooo+Disappoi nted%26%238230%3B+Unless+She%26%238217%3B s+Got+Butter %26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
Mellow Music For Your Monday? My Favorite Things - John Coltrane? Enjoy?
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Better Than Panasonic? Trust Us!
2008-04-28 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F28%2Fbetter-than-panasonic-trust-us% 2F'; addthis_title = 'Better+Than+Panasonic %26%238230%3B+Trust +Us%21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information
Translation Not Required*? Amen Brother!
More articles from this author:2008-04-28 09:08:00 *Just in case… “Beer is good… Says the Doctor” addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 04%2F28%2Ftranslation-not-required-amen-b rother%2F'; addthis_title = 'Translation +Not+Required%2A%26%238230%3B +Amen +Brother %21'; addthis_pub = ''; More About: Information 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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