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I?m not sure what a stroke is?. But I?m pretty sure I?ve got one?
2008-06-07 11:54:00
I’ve got 6 pairs of glasses here and I still can’t see the keyboard…. I go to sleep and O sweart I hear legions of brains cells lining uyp for testing. My keyboards swaYs…. If I could just sleep for 8 hours… I might get a reset… This Sucks! I feel drunk… But I’m not… I need ...
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I have been stoned out of my gourd all day!
2008-06-06 09:00:00
I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 06%2F06%2Fi-have-been-stoned-out-of-my-go urd-all-day%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+have+been+stoned+out+of+my+gourd+all+d ay%21'; addthis_pub = '';
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I?m Home Kids!? I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bu
2008-06-05 14:13:00
I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 06%2F05%2Fim-home-kids-i-dreamt-i-was-dow n-in-the-basement-doing-bong-hits-with-bu sh-cheney-and-wolfowitz-when-ann-coulter- busts-in-and-sucks-down-all-the-bong-wate r%2F'; addthis_title = 'I%26%238217%3Bm+Home +Kids %21%26%238230%3 B+I+Dreamt+I+Was+Down+In+The+Basement+Doi ng+Bong+Hits+With+Bush%2C+Cheney+and+Wolf owitz%26%238230%3B+When+Ann+Coulter+Busts +In+And+Sucks+Down+All+The+Bong+Water%26% 238230%3B'; ...
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How I Ended Up In The Cardiac Ward? Says I?
2008-06-03 09:01:00
I’m getting a heart catheterization… Wednesday. They’ll strap me down like a death row inmate and pump me full of a slightly radioactive fluid… But woe is me!  I don’t get the knock out drops before the lethal concoction flows. On the other hand… I get to look the Dr. in the eye with an accusing glare ...
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Just in case you need more proof that I Am Trapped in a crazy world . . .
2008-06-03 09:00:00
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see ...
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Got Some Heart Issues According To The Docs?
2008-06-01 16:39:00
The Doctors sat they need to do lots and lots of “tests” to pin down the cause of my high blood pressure and chest pains… I think they’re milking the insurance company. But they’re doing a fine job of keeping me doped up. They say they’ll be sending me home tomorrow… That was ...
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Still in Hospital? Dizzy And Itchy?
2008-06-01 09:10:00
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SCHOOL ? 1957 vs. 2007
2008-06-01 09:09:00
Scenario #1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark… Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario #2: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other ...
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Beloit College?s Mindset List For The Class Of 2011
2008-06-01 09:08:00
Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead. 1. What Berlin wall? 2. Humvees, minus the artillery, have always ...
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Insults For Men Everywhere?
2008-05-31 09:01:00
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their ...
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Beat Me! Whip Me! Make Me Write Bad Checks!
2008-05-31 09:00:00
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Got Some Heart Issues According To The Docs?
2008-05-31 05:39:00
The Doctors sat they need to do lots and lots of “tests” to pin down the  cause of my high blood pressure and chest pains… I think  they’re  milking  the insurance company. But they’re doing a fine job of keeping me doped up. They say they’ll be sending me home tomorrow. addthis_url = ...
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Going To The Hospital? See You Later? Hopefully!
2008-05-30 09:00:00
Having some chest pains and the BP is 199/117… Doc says take my butt to the ER asap… I don’t suspect my number is up yet… But I may not be able to get any posts up on time … Sooo… If I don’t die… I’ll be back posting nonsense pretty quick. See You Soon. TheFourEyes addthis_url ...
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3 Year Old Tosses Family Savings Out 17th Floor Window?
2008-05-29 10:36:00
A Chinese couple are distraught after their three year old daughter threw their savings out of the window of their 17th floor flat. The little girl threw the equivalent of $1300 out of the window of their rented apartment in Shenzen while her parents were asleep. “When I woke up, she wasn’t beside me, and my purse ...
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Looks Like Sombody Tried To Cross A Tomato With A Cow?
2008-05-29 10:26:00
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What?!?.. You Think I Can?t See What You?re Up To?!?
2008-05-29 10:19:00
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Mad Cabbie Is Speaking His Mind?
2008-05-29 10:12:00
When the story of the disgraced New York’s ex governor Eliot Spitzer broke I wasn’t surprised at all. It’s not that I knew about his rendezvous with high priced hookers, but it’s due to my long experience of driving hookers to men with and without power. Let me break it down for you ladies, if ...
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Fight For Kisses? Hilarious!
2008-05-29 10:03:00
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Fuk Luk Sau: Health,Wealth,Happiness
2008-05-29 09:58:00
Fuk Luk Sau, commonly referred to as the Gods of Blessings, Prosperity and Longevity are one of the most popular gods/deities in Chinese history. There are countless legends of the Fuk Luk Sau aiding and bestowing kindness on worthy mortals throughout the lands. Technically, they were originally astrological stars (hence the original name of Fuk ...
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Any Job Can Be Fun? It?s All In How You Look At It?
2008-05-29 09:47:00
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Two Sides Of The Same Coin?
2008-05-29 09:42:00
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Alf Is Eating Barbecued Rat In Thailand? Yum!
2008-05-29 09:38:00
Our Friends Alf and Watcharee are on the move in Thailand and stopped off to pick up a snack of BBQ ribs and rat… Looks like a really nice feast! See More At CorkScrew-Balloon addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F29%2Falf-is-eating-barbecued-rat-in- thailand-yum%2F'; addthis_title = 'Alf+Is+Eating +Barbecued+Rat+In+Thailand% 26%238230%3B+Yum%21'; addthis_pub = '';
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Count Yourself Lucky To Have One GOOD Friend?
2008-05-28 09:11:00
A Motto To Live By… A friend will help you move… Your best friend will help you move a body. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F28%2Fcount-yourself-lucky-to-have-on e-good-friend%2F'; addthis_title = 'Count +Yourself+Lucky +To+Have+One+GOOD+Fr iend%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
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Is This What An Anorexic Sees?
2008-05-28 09:10:00
When I Posted These Pics… I Wondered What That Lady’s View Of Herself Was… Now I Know… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F 05%2F28%2Fis-this-what-an-anorexic-sees%2 F'; addthis_title = 'Is+This+What+An+Anorexic+Sees %3F'; addthis_pub = '';
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Just Another Part Of A Really Crappy Day?
2008-05-28 09:09:00
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Do I Wany My Bull?s Penis Fried Or Boiled?
2008-05-28 09:07:00
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How To Prepare For An Unexpected Earthquake?
2008-05-28 09:05:00
From eHow.com Think about it. Could you have an earthquake where you live? I lived in California for about 10 years and have been through some. Then our family moved to Iowa and I thought we were safe from earthquakes. Wrong! We?ve had a couple here too. Who would have thought. No matter where you live ...
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Yellow Dog Dances? Break Dances That Is?
2008-05-28 09:03:00
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I See Scissors (Maybe)? What Do Your Degenerate Eyes See?
2008-05-28 09:02:00
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It Ain?t Gonna Fit?
2008-05-28 09:01:00
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