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did you know?
2007-11-17 19:28:00 by wearing a comb-over you may be committing copyright infingement?It is the purpose of this invention to provide a method for covering bald areas using only the hair on a person's head.see the copyright here.
friends don't let friends lick toads
2007-11-17 08:57:00 Police in Kansas City arrested a man they say was trying to get high by licking a toad. Certain toads secrete a venom that is a hallucinogen.The suspect is charged with owning a toad with the intent to get high. 21 year old David Theiss is out on bail, but the toad is still in police custody.Apparently the Colorado River toad has two glands near its eyes that secrete the venom. If a person ingests the venom they can hallucinate, but it can also make a person very sick. More About: Friends
assault with a deadly swingline
2007-11-16 18:27:00 Kentucky - A man wearing a ski mask used a stapler to hold up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store - and briefly got away with $175, authorities said. Gerald A Rocchi, 32, was arrested shortly after he flashed a chrome-plated stapler at an employee of The Ice Cream Shop in Ashland on Tuesday and demanded money, police said. Ashland Police Captain Don Petrella said he didn't know if Rocchi planned to shoot staples at the shop's employees or use it as a blunt instrument if he didn't get the cash. It didn't come to that because the employees handed over the cash, Petrella said. Several witnesses saw Rocchi leave the shop and told police where he was headed, Petrella said. After arresting Rocchi, police searched his house and found money, a stapler and a ski mask, Petrella said. Rocchi was charged with first-degree robbery. He made his first appearance in Boyd District Court on Wednesday morning. He did not have an attorney at the hearing. _________________________________________ ___... More About: Assault , Deadly , Saul
how well do you know your turkey?
2007-11-16 18:17:00 get to know your bird a bit better, before you stuff it.take the turkey quiz here.____________________________________ _________________________________________ __Save 15% on your Hi ckory Farms purchase.&nbs p;Enter code: SAVORY at&nb sp;checkout. More About: Turkey , Well , Turk
everything you wanted to know about guinea pigs
2007-11-16 18:10:00 They’re not pigs. They’re rodents. And they’re not from Guin ea , either, so the name is just downright misleading. Cavies (cavia porcellus), also known as guinea pigs, are tame, become accustomed to handling, and rarely bite, making them not only ideal pets but ideal lab animals. And in some cases, a crunchy snack or homeopathic diagnostic tool—especially when the pig is drunk. Here’s some delicious peeg trivia the next time you need to impress the boss or in-laws.get the scoop here. More About: Guinea Pigs , Wanted , Pigs
praise the lord, and pass the syrup
2007-11-16 06:24:00 He has been seen on grilled cheese sandwiches, in windows and in clouds, and now Jesus has been seen on a pancake.Marilyn Smith was making a pancake a couple of weeks ago.As she was sprinkling it with chocolate powder, the Port St. Lucie woman noticed two figures in the grill marks.To her and her daughter, they appeared to be Jesus and Mary.So, after holding onto it for a few days, they decided to put it up for auction on eBay.The starting bid was $35. when the auction ended just before midnight last night, the winning bid was $338. More About: Praise , Lord , Pass , The Lord
would you buy a car from this dealership?
2007-11-16 06:15:00 click here to see.love their tagline btw. _______________________________ _________________________________________ _____________________________Internationa l Jock: New Arrivals
new $ coin
2007-11-16 06:09:00 PHILADELPHIA -- Starting Thursday, you can get the new dollar coin featuring the fourth American president, James Madison. The coin is the newest in the U.S. Mint's set of presidential dollar coins. Madison is the fourth president to be honored with a dollar coin this year. George Washington's dollar was released in February. John Adams' dollar came out in May, and Thomas Jefferson's dollar made its debut in August.The U.S. Mint will release four dollar coins each year to honor presidents in the order they served. The presidents are not replacing the Sacagawea Golden Dollar. The U.S. Mint is circulating both Sacagawea and presidential dollar coins.___________________________________ _________________________________________ ____________________________ More About: Coin
this is just plain weird........woof.
2007-11-15 06:54:00 indian man marries dogAn Indian man who believed he had been cursed for stoning to death two dogs has atoned for his sin by marrying another dog in a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony. &n bsp; The marriage took place on the advice of the man's astrologer who said it was the only way to atone for his actions of more than 20 years ago.He was reported to have suffered a series of physical ailments after stoning the dogs to death and hanging their bodies from a tree. “After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear,” said Mr Selvakumar after the ceremony with his new "bride", whose name is Selvi. A reception attended by some 200 guests was held for the newlyweds in the groom's house during which Selvi grew restless and ran away. However she was subsequently recaptured and returned to her husband who gave her milk and a bun to eat. It is understood that the groom is still free to find a human w... More About: Weird , Plain
showtunes on the prairie
2007-11-15 04:38:00 The Guthrie theater will stage the world premiere of a new musical, Little House on the Prairie, based on the books of Laura Ingalls Wilder.Internationally recognized director Francesca Zambello will direct the production next summer on the McGuire Proscenium Stage, director Joe Dowling said."Obviously we're hoping that if it's a success it will have a future life," Dowling said. "We're looking at, in conjunction with our national partners, a national tour."Zambello called the property to Dowling's attention, saying he thought the musical would be a natural for the Guthrie, given the books are set in the Midwest.Wilder's Little House books present a fictionalized version of her years growing up on the Midwestern frontier in the 1870s and 1880s, when the Ingalls family lived in Wisconsin, Kansas, Minnesota and South Dakota. read more here.
let them eat lettuce
2007-11-15 04:34:00 Thanksgiving will come early for Pamela Anderson and the homeless in Las Vegas on Wednesday when the newlywed former Baywatch babe serves up dinner. Anderson, who is currently appearing in Dutch illusionist Hans Klok's stage spectacular in Sin City, will be dishing up a vegetarian dinner at an unnamed homeless center as part of a People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals drive to turn the poor onto a healthier lifestyle. PETA spokesman Michael McGraw says, "We want to keep the venue a secret because it's really just for Pam and those she's serving. It's not for fans and autograph seekers. The dinner itself will be a feast - Gardein's Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast With Wild Rice and Cranberries. It's a delicious faux turkey. Pam, who has been vegetarian since she was a teenager, is thrilled to serve up the health benefits of a meatless diet." Anderson adds, "The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on...
damon=sexiest man alive 2007
2007-11-15 04:28:00 Matt Damon takes the top honor.George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year's winner was Bourne to the title. "You've given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime," Damon, 37, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn't possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility. see the entire list here. More About: Alive , Sexiest Man Alive , Alive 2007
mr. piggy-winkle's diet
2007-11-15 04:19:00 larger pic herenote: this story is NOT about Ron Jeremy GEORGE the hedgehog looks more like a porky-pine after scoffing his way to FOUR times the average size. He was handed to a wildlife sanctuary in Leatherhead, Surrey, by householders worried he must have an illness. In fact George, who weighs nearly five pounds and measures more than 31 inches around, was just fat. Staff are putting him on a six-month diet. More About: Diet , Piggy
happily ever after
2007-11-14 07:30:00 Surely you recall one of the internet’s favorite characters from a few years back. Proving there is someone out there for everyone, Peter Pan met a special girl. And they’re getting married. It will, no doubt, be a fairy tale wedding. More About: Happily Ever After
little piggies take over the world
2007-11-13 22:09:00 This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. And these really little piggies took over the world. Since the miniature porkers from Pennywell Farm in Devon burst on to the scene, they have done nothing but hog the limelight. The tiny swine have been visited by television crews from all over the planet, eager to get a thick slice of the bacon - sorry - action. A month ago the pint-sized piglets made their bid for stardom, led by Tetley, so-called because he is no bigger than a cup of tea.more here. More About: World , The World
man or old lesbian?
2007-11-13 21:51:00 tony curtisyou decide.check 'em out here. More About: Lesbian
do you really want to hurt me?
2007-11-13 19:07:00 BRITISH 80s pop icon Boy George has been charged with false imprisonment after allegedly chaining a male escort to a wall.The 47-year-old singer and DJ - whose real name is George O'Dowd - has been released on bail and ordered to attend Thames magistrates' court next week, wireservice PA reports. The incident allegedly took place at George's east London flat in April of this year. "George O'Dowd, 47, a musician of Ravey Street, EC2, is charged with the false imprisonment of a 28-year-old in Ravey Street on April 28, " the police statement said."He has been bailed to return before Thames magistrates' court on November 22.'' Last year George plead guilty to falsely reporting a burglary at his Manhattan apartment, where police officers found cocaine.He was made to perform community service in New York. More About: Hurt
counterfeit!
2007-11-13 07:38:00 ; Coun terfeit! is a fun Flash game where you get to spot the difference between the two pictures. Can you find the spot in the alloted time?tough, but fun........try it here.
fingerPrints
2007-11-13 03:01:00 DNA 11 FingerPrintsDNA 11 started out offering really cool art created from your DNA. Now they're back, this time with cool art for your home made from your fingerprint. DNA 11 FingerPrints (starting at $190) include an easy-to-use fingerprinting kit for your home that you send in to the company. Once received, they go to work on your prints, making sure that the one on the wall clearly illustrates every ridge. Once that's completed, they enlarge it — sometimes 4000% — to make the coolest personalized decoration of the year.
new viral vids
2007-11-13 02:52:00 be sure to check out johnny's new viral vids sections: origins of punk & xmas faves. find them under viral vids in the navigation menu.if you're too lazy to do that, just click these links, lazy a**;origins of punk & nbsp; ; xmas faves More About: Viral , Vids
black friday........it's coming
2007-11-12 19:06:00 10 Black Friday Secrets Retailers Don't Want You To KnowThey don't call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday " for nothing. It's all about launching the megastores “into the black” – into profitability. They profit not by offering goods at a loss, but by using ultra-low prices to lure you into their stores, where they can employ dirty tricks to make money. Here are the top 10 things they don't want you to know.
david byrne deconstructs ikea
2007-11-12 07:58:00 from david byrne's journal......My sister had the idea that we would take my parents to IKEA to look at possible replacements for their kitchen cabinets, counters, sinks and storage. I loved the idea of a trip to IKEA since I’d never been there ever. And as it was to be a look-see and not a buying trip, the pressure would be low. I was looking forward to the famous Swedish meatballs for lunch too. read more. More About: David , Ikea , David Byrne
who knew?
2007-11-12 02:28:00 CELINE DION Is A Heavy Metal Fan.Powerhouse pop singer Celine Dion, who has made her name and her fortune with sweet ballads about love, has revealed to Australia's The Sunday Telegraph that she is a closet heavy metal fan.So much so that her warm-up song while doing sound checks is almost invariably the AC/DC belt-it-out classic "Thunderstruck"."I like hard rock and, if I'm doing stadiums, I want the engineers to crank the sound system up high with rock and roll, heavy metal music— it helps me to get the adrenalin rushing," she said."I've been a big fan of AC/DC for about 15 years or 20 years — the sound guys introduced me to them (their music)."Dion previously covered the AC/DC classic "You Shook Me All Night Long" as a duet with Anastacia on the VH1 CD/DVD release "Divas Las Vegas 2002", out via Sony Music. Watch video footage of the performance below. More About: Who Knew
salad dressing+vodka=trouble
2007-11-12 02:04:00 news from the strange but true department.Confused man with one shoe found covered in dressing at airport....... read more | digg story More About: Salad , Vodka , Dressing
postacrds of the future
2007-11-11 20:38:00 "the moving pavement"from the past. circa 1900.see more here. More About: Future , The Future
12 Action Figures for the Deviate Who Has Everything
2007-11-11 17:06:00 a little something for everyoneon your x-mas list.read more | digg story More About: Action , Action Figures , Figures
no ho
More articles from this author:2007-11-11 16:59:00 SANTAS working in shopping centres across Australia have been banned from bellowing "ho ho ho" because it might frighten children.Recruitment firm Westaff, which supplies hundreds of Santas around the country, yesterday confirmed the edict. Westaff national operations manager Glen Jansz said the company's Santas had been urged to tone down their use of the "ho, ho, ho" phrase. "The reason behind that is we find that in some cases the little kids can get a little bit scared of the deep 'ho, ho, hos' and we ask them to be mindful of keeping their voices to a lower level," he said. entire story here. 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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