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MSN Conversation: The Funny One
2007-11-10 14:03:00
Some idiot adds me on msn, then trys to talk..I'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:i seek nothingI'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:nuby.And we grow old.. says:Horrible attempt at humor.I'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:it wasent an attempt to humorI'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:geez.I'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:your illogical corrupted human force can't substaine mine, fooh!And we grow old.. says:Then was it attempt at idiocy? In that case you succeeded.I'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:jerkI'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:hushAnd we grow old.. says:If you're going to say random, ultimately un-needed, things expect people to be angered.I'm so in love with you...never take that away** says:well , accutaly im tlking to you when i say these things so wouldent it be "someone" to be angered instead of people?And we grow old.. says:No,...
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Voodoo Penis
2007-11-10 13:50:00
A girl walks into a sexshop and she looks around.She sees many toys but she doesnt know which one to pick.So she walks up to the counter and asks the storeowner what the best dildo is at this time.The owner shows her a few models but she isnt satisfied.Then the owner says that he has this new model, just out on the market: The Voodoo penis.He explains her how to use it.You have to throw it up in the air, say its name twice and name the place you want it to 'work on'.The woman buys it, gets in her car and takes off.While driving she realises that the man told a pretty unbelievable story, but she decides to give it a try.She throws it up in the air and says: VoodooPenis , VoodooPenis between my legs.The VoodooPenis responds immedeately. While driving the woman is almost reaching an orgasm and starts drivin like a nutjob.A cop spots her and after a small chase he pulls her over. He walks up to her car and asks if she drank too much.She replies that its not due to drinking but because o...

Funniest Pictures of All Time Part II
2007-11-10 13:30:00
BoobiesBridgeCAREFULLYCATCAUTIONCRUELWORL DFATEFIREWALLHE SAW YOUHE IS WATCHING YOU
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Funniest Pictures Of All Time Part I
2007-11-08 05:29:00
The Funniest pictures of all time that you can enjoy and also can learn something from these pictures.ProofSORRYA SPYACT OF DEFIANCEANTI-GRAVITYAMERICA SEE US LIKE THAT
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Drunken Texts
2007-11-07 04:44:00
The Eleven Types of Drunken Texts1) The "fishing" text.This text is normally along the lines of: "So wot u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Oceana?"Despite appearing innocent at first, its intentions are far from it. Generally sent at around 3am, this should be translated as:"Im drunk, horny and haven't pulled tonight. Where is my back up shag? “(Typical success rate is around 10%.)The main determinates of a successful "fishing" text are the amount of alcohol in the person receiving the text, how filthy/desperate they are, and your marginal propensity to fall asleep whilst texting.A "fishing" text is at its worst when sent to an ex. Just don’t do it! Remove his/her number from your phone IMMEDIATELY, or try simply putting "No" after/before her name in your phone book as a gentle reminder to avoid embarrassing yourself.2) Predictive “~censored~-ups”The predicative text software loaded onto nearly all mobile phones, whilst useful during the day, can wreak havoc wh...

Internet Girls Are Fat
2007-11-07 04:35:00
You better not trust Avtar that are displayed on forums. You gotta check the funny picture below proving my claim.Now the time of THE LINUX GIRLSCheck her Nice back for the Linux LOGO of Penguin
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Roles in Heaven In Geek World
2007-11-06 11:00:00
I got this joke in my mailbox today, i find it very interesting and comedy. I feel like i should share this to you all through my fun blog. This joke is all related to Mythological Characters (gods name) and Geek Characters (Information Technology names). So, ENJOY and laugh.Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assurance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas In house Hackers Raavan Internet Explorer www Lakshman Support Software and Backup Hanuman Linux/s390 Jatayu Firewall Dronacharya System Programmer Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) Ar...
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Rules of The Relationship
2007-11-05 03:41:00
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effectin every relationship.1. The female always makes the rules.2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.3. No male can possibly know all the rules.4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she mustimmediately change some or all of the rules.5. The female is never wrong.6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding whichwas a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causingthe misunderstanding.8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of thefemale.10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to beangry or upset.12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know wh...
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The Best Lawyer Joke
2007-11-05 03:38:00
Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers boughtonly one ticket between them.How are you going to travel on a single ticket?í asked a lawyer.Wait and watch,í answered one of the engineers.When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the threeengineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortlyafter the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toiletdoor and asked,Ticket please.The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand.The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To theirastonishment, the engineers didn't buy any.How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers.Wait and watch, answered an engineer.In the train, the three engineers c...
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