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Through the eyes of Brodie Marshall: Kashmir
2008-02-18 07:28:00 Yes we agree. We did take a very fuckin' long break in the middle. Anyhoo we are back with something special. This time around, inspired by the movie Darjeeling Limited, one of our correspondents decided to visit India first hand and write his experiences of the place. We are going to be publishing his views on the beautiful country here. TO start of here's the first one: Kashmir I was feeling pretty confident leaving Europe from its largest city (Istanbul), in one piece and relatively scam-free, feeling ready for the initial shock of India. And flying over Syria, Iraq, and several other war-torn areas, it made me realize how cozy and secure I've been living all my life, couldn't even fathom what real political turmoil must be like.Fourteen gruelling hours later (and 6 hours stop-over in Qatar) I finally landed in Delhi at dawn, three days now with practically no sleep. And as I pulled out of the airport in a cab, it dawned on me that nothing I had ever experienced could have p... More About: Eyes
Unfortunate Sexual Accidents
2008-01-21 06:53:00 DISCALIMER: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART OR OTHER BODILY PARTS. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU. NO PICS IN THIS ARTICLE.Everyone goes through periods of dryness when their hands are their best friends and the idea of sex is almost godly. These periods could be self inflicted or just an effect of our social standing but everyone goes through them. This is in fact normal as biologically, we are meant to procreate but unlike the animal kingdom, sometimes we are unable to satisfy that primitive desire. However this article wont be celebrating those dry spells but we will be celebrating these dry spells by enjoying the misery of those who get it so regularly that they do really stupid shit in order to spice up their lives only to end up in the hospital. These are taken from 101 Sex Accidents and you can YouTube it.#5 Ripped ForeskinThe story starts with one guy picking up a girl at a bar and then, things accelerated to sex which they had in the bar toilet. However drinking doesn't lubricat... More About: Sexual
Australia vs India (Sydney Test): The Umpiring Story
2008-01-14 01:15:00 Many of you may have already seen the Australia vs India test match played in Sydney which was the cause a lot of hype around the world. Watching the umpires made me realize that maybe it is time we needed to donate money to the Cricket Umpiring Association, so that they can raise guide dogs, that can help the blind and deaf umpires make some decisions. Those umpires would be; Steve Bucknor and Mark Benson. During the Sydney Test both showed that even though the talent between the cricketers has been rising over the years, with younger generations rushing into the team, the umpires are still the same, over 60 years old, and can't see or hear to save their own lives, let alone umpire a match correctly. Only God knows how many wrong decisions were given during the game, but we have videos to prove some of the many, which are attached at the bottom of this article. We would like to discuss some of the horrible decisions before you go ahead and watch the videos.Let's start with the th... More About: Videos , Sports , Story
Video of the Month (December 2007)
2008-01-11 07:28:00 And the winner is...The weird South Indian song. It has been posted below so that you can always enjoy it.PS** We're back after a long well deserved holiday. Look out for our first weekly post of the year. It will cover the very fucking controversial Sydney Test Match (Cricket) between India and Australia. Coming this Sunday!!- The KapSha RevoluTion - More About: Video , Videos , December , Month , December 2007
Top 8 tips to make a successful Emo Band
2007-12-28 00:54:00 We were looking over what bands were touring this year for Taste of Chaos Australia, and I noticed a lot of Emo Punk bands coming down. Now I don't know if you have noticed it or not, but there is definitely an increase in these whiny bands, and there seems to be similarities between them. Now these top 8 requirements are related to those similarities which a couple of us found in the new bands, and we think make a perfect Emo Band .#8 - Strict Dress Code: Black, Black, Black OR Black, Black, Red OR Red, Red, Black.#7 - Absolutely necessary that the band members have no more than a 24 inch waist, collectively.#6 - Each band member should have atleast 7 unconventional self-implemented piercings. (Since a lot of weird places are conventional nowadays, the band may choose from; between their toes and or fingers, on the forehead, the eyelids, side of the head, on the back of their neck, in their gums, on their head, and under their armpits.)#5 - Band name must be poetic and total non-fu... More About: Music , Tips , Make
Virtual becomes Reality
2007-12-26 07:54:00 Keeping on the same note as this week's post on the highly popular game, Guitar Hero, we bring you a list (that we found on the internet. Sorry we didn't come up with this one, but it was too crazy not to share) of the most horrifying real incidents taking place around the world because of online multi player games. Online games have taken the world by a storm, where people come online to play against each other in order to increase their character's power, experience and hopefully become richer in the midst of all this. You might think that it sounds like any other harmless game, but then you would be wrong. These games has caused major problems for the people who play such games including hysteria, numbness in the brain, inability to identify real from fake, and many others. Now it is not a joke that in some situations things have gotten a bit out of hand, but it is funny to think how far things can be taken for a fucking game. Below is the list of the 6 weirdest real incidents... More About: Reality , Games , Virtual
Guitar Queer-o Mania
2007-12-24 07:28:00 Following the very special episode of Strongest, Richest and Dumbest, we just had to do an article on this latest gaming phenomenon that has been sweeping North America like Black Death did in medieval Europe. This game basically mimics, Dance Dance Revolution in which the player(s) had to be at least active in learning some crazy dance moves to win this game. However, this game is pure lameness in a form of a controller shaped like a guitar. The players are made to believe that they are some kind of super-rock stars who are pleasing the masses by their pure skills of the hitting buttons at the right time. The last time pushing buttons at the right time was cool was the time when people used to get nuts on playing pinball. Yes, for you retro folk, pinball is your bread and butter but really, you need to understand that you guys are pretty damn lame and need to get out of the 70-80s. But this article won't be focused on the retro-folk but on the lameness that is called Guitar Hero.T... More About: Mania
Strongest, Richest and the Dumbest
2007-12-22 02:54:00 I am guessing most of the readers here must have heard of the Chasers. If not you might want to find out a little about them over here --> (Click Here Dummy). Anyways, they have played many pranks and humiliated a lot of politicians and celebrities, but the video we are posting is about normal people from the great nation of United States of America. Boasting to be the biggest political power in the world, it seems the country might have skimmed some of their dirty money that perhaps was supposed to be used for education, and spent it all on useless wars against countries like Afghanistan and Iraq (It's pronounced Ee-raq fuckhead).Anyways, I don't want to bag the Americans so much as it ain't really their fault thatthe funding is not available in their schools, so they may actually learn something in schools. What has happened is unfortunate, but it has. We all just love a great laugh, just the Americans in the spotlight this time.EnjoyPS* Don't be offended by this video. It's ... More About: Videos , Politics
Do It Yourself Bollywood: A Southern Tale
2007-12-18 00:52:00 Bollywood being such a big industry, it churns out about 10 times more movies than Hollywood but not all of them are hit. A lot of money is lost in these movies as they fail to draw huge crowds to the movie theaters. Thus, understanding the great amount of risk involving the industry, we decided to introduce a fail-proof idea to the masses who are interested in making millions of rupees. The idea of this movie stems from us watching major hits (both financially and critically acclaimed) from South India and we believe that we may have stumbled across the best blue-print to make some money. DISCLAIMER- this movie is not going to be your typical bollywood (hindi) movie as it is going to be catered to the much ignored audience of Indian movie industry, the south Indians.Template 2 - A Southern Tale 1) The hero for a south Indian movie is the main focus of the movie, everyone else is just a filler. The hero should have a moustache, aviators, killer tummy, and lastly, medium-length hair. ... More About: Bollywood , Videos , Olly
"Steve McLaren is No. 1 in 2007" - PEC
2007-12-12 03:34:00 We recently ran an article outlining the dumbest mistakes Steve McLaren aka Ginger Pubes made that cost him his job and England the chance to qualify for the Euro 2008. For all the mistakes he made, the only award he received were boos from the English fans and insulting articles from critics like us. However in a fantastic turn of events Plain English Campaign that run the "Foot in Mouth" competition every year (it identifies and rewards people for their dumbest comments) have chosen Mr. Steve McLaren as the winner this year, even ahead of the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush.When asked for his insight on Wayne Rooney, Steve McLaren replied: He's inexperienced but he's experienced in terms of what he's been through.Coming a close second, George W. Bush had to be content with his position for his statement: All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.We would like to congratulate Steve McLaren on finally lifting a trophy, and in his ... More About: Politics , Sports , Clar
The thing about Cricket is...
2007-12-10 03:44:00 Who is not familiar with the great sport of Cricket , put your hands up in the air. You sir are a retard. Not only for not knowing this greatest and probably one of the oldest sports in the world, but also for raising your hand just because you are reading this. This sport has been around for centuries and great histories are connected to it. For example the movie Lagaan (based on a true story, the credits told me) that beating the British at their own sport of Cricket was the first victory India had against the British empire rule. Since then Cricket has become a second religion in India.Continuing, we are not here to discuss the history of Cricket, neither are we here to discuss the sport itself, but to evaluate the weirdness surrounding the sport everyday. Ever heard of sledging? Its a term used by cricketers, which means insulting each other to distract their attention ultimately affecting their game. One of the first things in today's post includes the top 10 sledges exchanged ... More About: Videos , Sports , Thing
5 Cartoon Characters we wish contemplated Suicide
2007-12-02 23:57:00 We all have watched cartoons whilst growing up in our lives. From the classics of Walt Disney, to the creations of Hanna and Barbera, all of these cartoons were genuinely exciting, awe-inspiring and entertaining. Some of these characters even left a mark in our lives, as some of us still own a spiderman costume or a superman shirt. But thats where the happy tidings stop because of other cartoon characters that made us want to scoop our eyes out with a fork or poke our ear drums with knitting needles. Today, we will compile of list of these cartoon characters and their illegit appearance with the term, "entertainment."#5 Scooby DooFirst of all, this dog was fucking annoying. All he ever did in the cartoon shows was to make stupid mistakes and then have the same old cliche-ed chase scene that even the Bollywood writers will ridicule. It is to our sheer amazement how this dumb dog even managed to live for so long without realizing that he was retarded, ridiculous and even rancid. As a ... More About: Cartoon , Suicide , Characters , Hara , Temp
Video of the Month (November)
2007-12-01 02:53:00 And the winner is.........The one with the Asian weirdos. Well now it has been posted as the Video of the Mont h for November and you can always watch it here.Thanks to everyone who voted in the poll. The results state that the Asian Weirdos won with 55% of the votes going to them, the one with the Flamboyant Indian guy received 27% of the votes while 18% thought they could do better. If they have tried it, please don't forget to pass the video to us, so that we show the world what skills you actually have.In the meantime the new Video of the Month is up, with "Buffalax" videos that provide hilarious English subtitles to songs that are from other languages. Don't forget to vote for you favorite after watching the videos.- The KapSha RevoluTion -
Is George W. Bush an Idiot?
2007-11-29 13:55:00 The question of the new millennium. Is George W . Bush really smart enough to be a President of US? Why is it he was re-elected? What does that say about the country itself? Anyways, these questions can be answered...whenever. In the meantime enjoy this compilation of George W. Bush's greatest moments. These are the reasons we will always remember him.Enjoy- The KapSha RevoluTion - More About: George W Bush , Idiot
How Steve McLaren lost it all
2007-11-26 09:27:00 Football Association (Governing body for soccer in England) announced after the Croatia game that the three lions on the badge would be changed to three tampons to cope with their worst period. Yes, readers, this time we bring you the news from the world of soccer as it is the most watched sport in the world along with the fact that it is also quite a fun sport to play. Football (soccer, same shit really) took birth in the place called England and it is almost tragic that England didn't make it to the Euro 2008. Almost tragic, we say... why? because this time, they really didn't look like a team capable of even competing in Euro 2008 and was managed by Ginger pubes aka Steve Mclaren.His term at the helm of the English national team was the smallest as he only could last 16 months... good riddance, we say as a trained chimp could have done better than him as the manager of the England team. In fact, if BetWin had a wager on chimpanzee vs. ginger pubes in a chess match, we would put... More About: Lost , Clar
20 Funniest things you could ever do
2007-11-19 02:38:00 This week's topic is going to be sense of humor or humour (if you are a British, or an ex con living in Australia). What we have noticed in the past few entries is that we get absolutely no traffic at all from the highschool girls and hence our popularity is not increasing as fast as we would have hoped. But just as any good animal, we have adapted and hence forth, compiled this list of things one can do in order to bring back fun in fundamentalism, the KapSha way.Funniest things you could do in an elevator:? Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.? Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"? Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and mutterring, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"? Pretend you are a flight attendant & review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.? Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointme... More About: Things
Do It Yourself Bollywood: Twist of the lost Brothers
2007-11-12 05:13:00 Many people around the world enjoy the magic that Bollywood creates and puts on cinemas, dvds and vcds. Bollywood makes close to 1000 movies a year (take that Hollywood), ranging from the unforgettables to those which leave you traumatized for life. However, little is known that one can make the same magic they see on the big curtain by using the templates, we stole from the renowned writers in Bollywood. It is so magical that it will blow your mind away and make you want to make a movie that will inspire your future generations. We will unravel these templates bit by bit as we dont want to cause chaos (just yet!).Template 1- Twist of the Lost Brothers For the sake of easy reading, we are giving names to the charactersBrother #1- RamBrother #2- KishanVillan- Madan LalFather- Badri PrasadMother- RukhmaniRich man- PratapRich man's daughter- Seema1) Family with the twins goes to the village fair, and the dumbass twins get lost, and Kishan gets picked up by Madan Lal.(Remember to provi... More About: Olly
Halloween Double Special
2007-11-04 07:40:00 Hi all, Being a special week with Halloween , we have decided to treat you with 2 articles this time. One comedy the Halloween Costumes and one spooky story (absolutely a true story, swear) UL-1019. Enjoy The -KapSha- RevoluTion _________________________________________ Halloween Costumes Things that we get tired of looking at- Pimps--> Every guy with low self esteem waits for this day More About: Double , Special , Allo
Addition to the Blog
2007-10-30 03:43:00 Hi to all our fans. We would like to notify all of you that from now onwards we will be hosting Monthly Best VDO of the Month Competition. You can watch both vdo's and and vote for you favorite video. Best VDO will remain embedded on the blog with a tropy to their name. If anyone would like to enter their video into the competition please upload it on either YouTube or Google Videos and post a More About: Blog
Andaaz Apna Apna: Featuring Salman Khan
2007-10-28 04:55:00 Now we all know that he is probably one of the most famous Bollywood actor of this time (or infamous). He has never disappointed anybody from his likelihood to make headlines, for example he was dating Aishwarya Rai and she suggested that he was a sadistic fuck or when he hunted deer in India, and proved it himself. He was supposed to serve some jail time for his acts in Jodhpur, Rajasthan More About: Salman Khan , Khan , Salman , Turin , Featuring |
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