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Famous Last Words
2007-04-08 22:17:00 - "Oh my God!" - "Jesus Christ!" - "I know Bob said it looks like real dynamite." - "Of course it's sturdy." - "The pin was in there seven seconds ago." (note: grenades go off after eight seconds) - "What truck?" - "What could go wrong?" - "Oops..." - "I think I turned it off." - "I'm bwot dwunk." - "What does this button do?" - "Do you smell smoke?" - "Aaaaiieeeeeeee!!!" - "Auggh!" - "Oh sh-" - More About: Words , Famous
Desperate housewives
2007-04-07 17:31:00 The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?""Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, i've not been able to get out of the house to shop, i twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we're supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight."" More About: Desperate Housewives , Wives , Ouse , Rate , Desperate
Strange Answers to Strange Questions
2007-04-05 16:24:00 Answers to frequently asked questions111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. No word in the English More About: Questions , Answers , Strange , Quest , Stra
At the beer fest in Amsterdam, the Netherlands
2007-04-05 16:23:00 There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam , the Netherlands... At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors and the list goes on... Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness More About: The Netherlands , Beer , Fest , Land
Troubleshooting beer belly from different beer brewing
2007-04-02 21:36:00 SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Improper bladder control.ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with More About: Shooting , Bell , Wing , Belly
Funny Video full of splashes
2007-04-02 12:25:00 This was very funny. Check it out Oooppss! - Watch more amazing videos here More About: Video , Funny , Funny Video , Splash , Full
Smartest dog ever seen
2007-04-02 10:16:00 Smart Dog - More amazing video clips are a click away More About: Ever , Test , Marte , Martes
Funny Jokes and laughs
2007-03-25 00:43:00 The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"Latest addtions:The student with a philosophy degree asks, "Where am I going?" - because he's a taxi driver.(submitted by my More About: Jokes , Funny , Laugh
The blonde lady and the 710
2007-03-22 19:58:00 Just few days ago i was at the gas station, when a blonde woman drove in and asked for a "710".All guys present there looked at each other puzzled. Someone couldn't stand the embarrassment and asked : "What's a 710, lady??"The woman answered "Come on, you know... the one that is located near the middle of the engine. I must have lost the previous one and i need a new one a.s.a.p.""What is this More About: Lady , Blond , Blonde
Arab sex bomb
2007-03-20 22:50:00 A beautiful girl is approached in a bar by a dark Arab exotic looking guy, they start talking and eventually the guy asks:- "Would you like to go back to my room?"- "Are you SERIOUS?" ...answers the girl with anger- "No, I'm PALESTINIOUS!" More About: Bomb
US Air Force pilots vs maintenance crews
2007-03-16 19:54:00 Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."Signed off: "IT DOES NOW." More About: Pilots , Maintenance , Air Force , Pilot
Water found on Mars
2007-03-15 23:26:00 Amazing discovery. This is what the hubble telescope showed on the surface of Mars ! More About: Water
Sex in the office - a couple caught in action
2007-03-13 10:12:00 This sex scene was caught by the closed circuit cameras in the office of a building that we cannot reveal.The picture is now posted in public for you to see. More About: Office , The Office , Action , Couple , Caught
Get your Ex back with a cool joke
2007-03-07 22:15:00 A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says :"I bet $500 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play". The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the 500 bucks. Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn More About: Joke , Cool , Back
Bathroom remodeling never seen before
2007-02-28 23:46:00 Now, who wants to use the bathroom? More About: Bathroom , Ever , Never , Room , Remodeling
Beware of the chocolate peanuts
2007-02-28 23:18:00 A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. - "Mind if I have a few" he asks. -"No, not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. -"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your More About: Chocolate , Cola , Beware , Nuts , Late
Outer space zero gravity authors
More articles from this author:2007-02-28 23:11:00 During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronauticsand Space Administration (N.A.S.A.) decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back More About: Author , Authors , Zero , Pace 1, 2, 3 |
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